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@dodgersdan @michael_mcclain no, in baseball, they're wearing clothes
1 year, 4 months ago on Breaking: We Have Clues To Where Matt Kemp Is Going
@dodgersdan @michael_mcclain it's just not for me.
@dodgersdan @michael_mcclain I just don't like imagining men playing with each other, I guess
I'm getting a little disturbed reading about so many guys playing with each other...
@InsideThePark (Still Counts) Puig took it and immediately put it down, muttering "Uribe..."
1 year, 6 months ago on All Hail the Legendary Clayton Kershaw
I just want to let everyone know that before the game tonight, I met Puig and gave him a banana which I instructed him to feed Uribear pre-game. He went 3-4 with 2 runs, 2 RBI, and a BB. Here is photo proof of my encounter. You're welcome. https://twitter.com/michael_mcclain/status/383764375318044672
@KMT59 @michael_mcclain what?? But Vin!!
1 year, 6 months ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 25, 2013: ZITO.
Last KCAL game ever, guys...
Who's down for growing playoff staches in October? Channel the '88 Gibson...
1 year, 7 months ago on D’Backs @ Dodgers Sept 10, 2013: Edinson Volquez & the Chamber of Secrets
@efb @michael_mcclain right, that's what I mean. I don't think the team would've stayed hot for another week in that shape. So I don't see the break as being able to slow down this team any more than they already were. I think the break can only be for good here.
1 year, 9 months ago on Dodgers @ Nationals July 19, 2013: Sweet Lord There’s Finally Baseball
The team was definitely slowing down by the time the break hit. They scored all of 2 runs in those last 3 games, and would've lost 3 in a row if not for Greinke domination on Saturday. I kinda see the break as a double blessing, not a blessing and a curse, because I wasn't looking forward to another drought like that. Having a healthy Puig and CC back will hopefully reignite that fire and they'll keep steamrolling the league.
1 year, 9 months ago on Report: It’s Getting All Carlos Marmol Up In Here
Mattingly said he wanted to field a team that would compete the best... HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. ALL HAIL DONNIE BASEBALL.
1 year, 11 months ago on Dodgers @ Brewers May 22, 2013: Don Mattingly’s Last Stand?
@not moderator @michael_mcclain SPELL CHECK: A Whole New Blew
1 year, 12 months ago on Dodgers @ Mets April 25, 2013: Ryu vs Hefner
Why is Ramon Hernandez?
@CarverCrisis GOOD JOB BIG MAC!! http://johnppatterson.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/mark-mcgwire-dodgers.jpg
1 year, 12 months ago on Dodgers @ Mets April 23, 2013: Smell You Later, Chad Billingsley
@capnsparrow shouldn't it be " I just JUAN help dis team" ?
@Disgruntled Goat I met him last year. He's a cool dude. But he's been a lot more fun this year.
@DeucesWild @michael_mcclain my Scioscia's glove hand fell off. Someone dropped a bag on him. :/
2 years ago on Is It Time For Yasiel Puig Now? How About Now? (No.)
Warning to all: Only pick up by base. Those legs are brittle.
Work in progress at work. Need moar. http://instagram.com/p/YLVFn2usMj/
2 years ago on Why Not Dee Gordon? This is Why
Kershaw first career grand slam?
2 years ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 12, 2013: At Least There’s Still Kershaw
@I Alivandi @michael_mcclain does it matter if it's a racist piece of shit or a regular piece of shit (Quentin)? Play like good guys. It's smart and it's noble.
So it would really please me if Dodgers show no retaliation Monday night and cite Jackie Robinson's model of turning the other cheek as their reason. Narrative'd.
Walking Juan Uribe is punishable by death...
@capnsparrow @michael_mcclain right, Orel broke Drysdale's record. Any idea where to find a list? B-ref have anything?
Anyone know where to find a list of scoreless innings streak leaders? I know Hershiser holds the record, but I want to see 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc....
A WHOLE NEW BLEW MYSELF: http://instagram.com/p/XslQgumzZx/
2 years ago on Four Observations About the Early Season Dodgers
@capnsparrow @michael_mcclain @Disgruntled Goat I don't go out with Giants fans... or men...
So can anyone explain to me why we have hosts for the Kiss Cam now? The guy Tuesday night literally told the couple sitting next to him on screen: "Yeah! Come on! Get in there!"
I'm just happy we walked away from this series with this: http://i.imgur.com/MUQ3Wf0.jpg
@Disgruntled Goat @michael_mcclain I think he might be gay... so...
Giants fan at work made a point of calling me out in front of all the other coworkers: "I guess money doesn't buy wins." Cool bro.
So... um... can we talk about this GIF? I need therapy... http://www.the32special.com/matt-kemp-goes-on-sesame-street-hilarity-and-gifs-ensue/2013/03/26/
2 years ago on Six Days Before Opening Day, Six Questions Left For the Dodgers
@Amart652 waiting for Vin's Pants Giveaway Night. Everyone and their moms at the stadium wearing Scully pants.
@Mike Petriello @michael_mcclain can we just put a picture of Puig there until Opening Day?
2 years ago on The Welcome Return of Zack Greinke
I hate those standings ------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>
@NativeWharf Bills isn't making it too easy for him
2 years, 1 month ago on Cubs @ Dodgers Feb 25, 2013: Juan Uribe’s Dream Come True
Michael McClain @michael_mcclain
2 years, 1 month ago on Vote Matt Kemp For The Face Of MLB – Hat Contest
@Kemps Shoe CLASS
2 years, 2 months ago on Ten Days Until Vin Scully
@DBrim he better!!!
2 years, 4 months ago on Dodgers Bid Farewell to Two Pitchers And Oh Good Lord Something Please Happen Already
Sounds like Ned won't be on the show tonight after all. Wouldn't be the first time Jairrin made a promise about a guest and then didn't follow through. This show is pretty sloppy...
@VietnamDodger I always imagine Colleti extending his hand to shake on the deal, and then Kasten slapping it back down and sending him out of the room.
Kasten: "In my life, I've never had as much fun as I'm having right now [with the Dodgers]."
Haha point blank trade question on Ethier and Gordon, Kasten dodges the bullet. Nice.
Kasten says they're definitely adding restaurant and bar areas, nicer entrances, better scoreboards, clubhouses, new restrooms.
Caller asking about the Think Blue sign? That's the best question you can think of when you have Stan on the phone? *snore*
@Catfishin hate these ads. It's like getting stuck talking to a person who keeps talking and talking and you can't shut them up so you just nod and listen and think about how badly you have to pee.