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I am not the Eggman and I am not the Walrus. I am a Bears fan born and raised in the South Side of Chicago til I was 13. I have lived many places since but my loyalty to the Bears has never wavered. I live in Portland Oregon with my 2 daughters.
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@Maized and Confused I've seen some dogs that aren't as smart as those ducklings.
@Maized and Confused @Um... @___bp___ I don't know about the mistress thing. One of em might be a slut though. My ex was an English major and works at a law firm.
@Hoppalong Cassady It is fine and dandy to point out head to head victories but most people would judge a division on how many wins they get, not the head to head matchups between the divisions. I think judging by how many teams with winning records and what those records are is a fine measure of a division's merit. There was no other division with 3 teams with 10 or more wins.
@Maized and Confused @___bp___ Oddly, the two English majors I know locally are both working for lawyers.
@jwoude23 Bear Down Please Tweet back to him something of that nature to point out what an ass he is.
@jwoude23 Bear Down @JVince 11 Finley killed me in FF last season except for maybe 4-5 games. The other 11-12 he was wasted space on my roster.
One Pluto Year is equal to 248 earth years.
I Fucking Love Science just informed me that Pluto has not made a full trip around the sun since it was discovered by man and will not until March 2178.
@Green And Gold @Um... With all the minerals I am taking right now there will be no need for enemas.
@Draji, the D is silent @Preparation_A @Um... I have been up since 7 am just haven't eaten. The place serves breakfast all day. I love breakfast all day. Win, Win.
@Preparation_A Ignorance and American = Very compatible
@XBOX is about to become the next watercooler @Um... I have never needed an enema in my life.
I just had the most bomb breakfast sandwich on house made english muffin. It must have weighed a pound and a half. So much bacon. THere were also some braised collards on it which was surprisingly good.
@Maized and Confused @jwoude23 Bear Down While he has called Cutler out a bit he has also stood up for him. I doubt it's Cutler. He probably doesn't like Gould because he is a kicker.
We had temps in the 80's a week ago. Today they are in the 40's with fat freezing rain. Just lovely.
Or I can take them to the Catholic School and hand them out to slutty high school girls.
@adambballn @Um... @Bro Montana It is alarming, isn't it?
I've got some old condoms that have not been used but have been shuffled around for a long time. I think I will open them and put conditioner in them and leave them on peoples doorknobs and windshields.
@adambballn @Um... @Bro Montana I don't have a smartphone or a laptop so I have zero mobile porn devices.