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so effing awesome to log in just as the responses for the Puig HR come rolling in
3 days, 23 hours ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 20, 2014: No Beckett Marathon Please
@Blue Collar @Guitar
5 days, 15 hours ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives
What has Kemp done?
... and you doubted League
....still not as ugly and disappointing as "Transcendence"
5 days, 16 hours ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives
5 days, 16 hours ago on Down On The Farm Update: Games Of 4/8 – 4/14
Joc Pederson is a
in the minors right now. 25th outfielder, anyone?
6 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 2, Giants 1: Exhale
@Tired Math Cat @*VND*
Awwwww, Cat. Apology accepted.
1 week ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something
@Barney G @Disgruntled Goat@capnsparrow@ThtsaPaddlin
*edited for date accuracy
Yesterday my father reminded of the time we saw Gibson hit one out of Tiger Stadium *in May 1994*-- old guy hit it 500+ feet
@Barney G @Disgruntled Goat@capnsparrow@ThtsaPaddlin
*in person, at least
Why the eff... is he.. still... Never mind
1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 15, 2014: Jackie Robinson Day
I would be willing to bet quite a lot of money that he isn't OBSESSING ABOUT THEM as Steiner is doing now
he truly is an atrocious human being
tell us more about the seagulls, Charlie... I'm listening for seagull updates.... that's why I'm listening
....as opposed to flooring the gas at full speed
@Blue Collar @Guitar@Catfishin
I'm open about saying that I have a fetish for girls who play guitars. Guilty.
I love that dude in your avatar. Well, not sexually, but...
He loves L.A. and this team, and he lets people know it.
...unlike so many others on the team
@Tired Math Cat @capnsparrow@LA_Woman@Guitar
I'm a comic. Jesus.
But do you realize what an ass you look like when you're constantly bringing this up? Worse than anything I wrote in jest.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos)
My fave: when he says "(pitcher's name) LINES it back at (hitter's name)
It hits off (hitter's name) glove/shoe/arm, etc!!!"
Well, there continues to be one tiny little flaw in Dee Gordon's game: he can't field simple ground balls.
So, yeah, sell high.
1 week, 3 days ago on Dodgers 8, Diamondbacks 6: Dee Gordon Is Fast, Dodgers Sweep Diamondbacks
Dodgers versus Tigers
Every. Single. Day.
The World Series in April.... not too thrilled with it coming this early, but....
2 weeks ago on Tigers @ Dodgers April 9, 2014: Beckett is Back
Dude is absolutely tearing it apart in the minors now. I hope that the franchise lit a spark in him when it gave a taste of this level to him.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers 3, Tigers 2: Let This Be The World Series, Please
I know that you guys don't keep track of the Tigers, so I must inform you that the Tigers fans are probably ready to lynch Coke now. He is their most hated player by far.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Tigers @ Dodgers April 8, 2014: Interleague Play Already?
hmmmm.... Rick Monday started doing play-by-play solo... wonder if Steiner got the runs...
now Steiner is back... didn't wipe...
two powerhouse teams squaring off, man... Jesus, this is awesome... my two favorite teams..
I just don't like that interleague play is happening his early.
I just like the nickname. The guitar in my profile is Kurt Cobain's old model, which is kind of odd given yesterday's anniversary.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 6, 2014: Don’t Get Swept, Please
Greinke injury? Our dudes are ultra talented and made of porcelain.
See, guys? I told you that there was nothing to worry about with Kemp.
Outstanding movie. I have Michael Madsen's signature on a bat-- I want Redford on it as well SO BAD
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly
.......I wonder if Kemp realizes that a lot of the Dodgers brass (and fans, actually) believe that he is in "prove it" mode.
I'm gonna exercise as I listen to the radio, yo. I wanted you guys to know
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 4, 2014: Dodger Stadium Is Back And So Is Matt Kemp
small minds... small, literal minds...
@Purple Drank @Guitar
Although there almost certainly is no causality between the lack of television coverage of the Dodgers game and L.A.'s lack of a football team, one might surmise that the corruption, inefficiency and disorganization that caused the lack of television coverage in America's second-largest city also causes it to not have an NFL team.
Well... there is such a thing as "informal writing."
Do you guys want me to write a college essay here? Jesus....
this is why the second-largest city in America has no NFL team
I love my city, but it's beyond effed up.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers @ Padres, March 30, 2014: Grand Re-opening
good: oh, yay
bad: spring training... who cares
3 weeks, 4 days ago on So Much Good News. Too Much Good News?
@The Humpty Dance sounds like every computer engineering professor I had in college-- honest to god.. so boring that my brain didn't even want to listen/understand
Same. It's skipping back to ten seconds earlier every one and a while for me then fast forwarding back to the "present."
@ JohnM @Guitarbbl
....like maybe tomorrow
1 month ago on Ryu gets the nod in Game 2, along with Gordon and Baxter