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@Lobo @Guitar Comedy, brosef.... his mom owns The Store.... keepin' up with the goins-on
He is actually a nice man, too. I've met him three times. Horrible interviewer, nice guy
3 days, 16 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: RP Jose Dominguez
If you haven't listened to the Pauly Shore's interview (Pauly Shore's "Interested" podcast) of Brian Wilson, well....
Let's just say it was funny to listen to a guy who has (to be complimentary) slight knowledge about baseball interview a guy who he thinks is still the Brian Wilson of 2012.
"Brooooo, why can't you get signed?"
It's equally awkward to listen to Brian Wilson skate around the fact that he flat-out sucks now. He just lets him compliment him.
Also, I can state with almost 100% accuracy that Brian is either on 'roids now or sucks now as a result of stopping 'roids usage just based on the evasive answer he gave to Pauly's question about 'roids in the sport.
@Purple Drank @Dustin Nosler "Mah daddy and mama are here."
"We love our boy."
1 week ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 Prospects: No. 75-51
"Greinke’s actually exceeded our expectations in his first two years as a Dodger, proving himself to be far more than just a well-paid second banana to Clayton Kershaw."
He has kicked ass beyond belief. My favorite Greinke memory: I was at a spring training session. A guy who had a thick New York accent called Greinke over. He walked past him then straight to me then continued signing, ignoring the New Yorker, who continued to call to him.
"WUTTA FUCKIN' WAAAAIIIRDOOOO."
-angry New York douche.
loved every minute of it
1 week, 1 day ago on Enjoy Your Last Year of Zack Greinke, Probably
Well.... The Kings' announcers are quite possibly worse than the Dodgers' announcers....
didn't think that it was possible
"On the replay you can see that the shot hit nothing but the crossbar."
"Yup, pure crossbar. The Kings dodged a bullet there."
"......they're saying that the shot is good. Kings lose."
Jesus, Christ, guys...................... you can't even make a good call *on the slow motion replay*
1 week, 2 days ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 Prospects: No. 100-76
@Mike Petriello As someone wrote on a message board about Ghostbusters 3, we should redo every accomplishment by white men in cinema with a new cast of black people and/or women.
Every. Single. One.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers invite 27 prospects to annual Winter Development Camp
@internet baseball fan potato friend I knew that it was bullshit from the jump-- ISIS and ebola... what will be the next wave of fear to sell bullshit media articles?
The media all run on fear cycles. People are so fucking dumb and gullible.
3 weeks ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: RP Daniel Coulombe
@Weston T Your avatar just randomly cracks me up.
"Yeah, bitches... Yeah."
3 weeks, 6 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: RP Chris Perez
Someone here should do a gif from The Interview of James Franco saying, "Matthew McCounaughey goat fuck?! GET THAT GOAT! I've got some questions for that goat!"
1 month ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: SP Red Patterson
@ThtsaPaddlin @Mike Petriello @Guitar DINGERS!!!
Oh, wait... not my line
1 month, 2 weeks ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: OF Andre Ethier
Ethier: 2014 OBP: .322, Avg: .249
almost exactly Rollins' 2014 line
But I would much rather see someone who doesn't play shortstop like a retirement home candidate than
well, you know...
@SkepticNinja @SabrDodgers @LiterallyPFP Pssshhhh
The postseason is just a huge crapshoot. You might need even just one "really good" pitcher.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on A deeper look at Howie Kendrick, Dee Gordon’s replacement
@capnsparrow "LAUGH ALL YOU WANT
AH'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA BE ON TAY-VAY, LOOKIn' ALL BUFF"
1 month, 2 weeks ago on So Long, Matt Kemp
@DKD OBP is king with the new crowd
Aahhhh luuv yew gaaaahs
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now ..............Ned wasn't all that bad.
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff Remember when Javier Lopez was the big-shit offensive catcher for the Braves, yet Greg Maddux always wanted Eddie Lopez?
something like that
"I know everyone is in a state of mourning over an athlete that none of us know personally being traded"
Actually, I've spoken to Matt so often in spring training that I *do* feel like I know him personally.
We aren't friends, but...
Many people who frequent the Arizona camp can say the same thing.
Bless you, Matt. You are a good man.
We've lost two very good *human beings* in the last few days (regardless of my opinion about whether these trades were good- and I do).
@Bill Grabarkewitz @Guitar Kemp is awesome as well, but I think that privately he wants to get off this team. So...
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?
I will miss the hell out of Dee, man. Damn.
He and Andre were my two favorite personalities on the team-- just good dudes.
@juanhenry "defense becomes unbearable"
Hell, DH is the ONLY place for him
2 months ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
I didn't know that the Sox were straight up morons. lmfao
this will be absolutely disastrous for them
@DroogyDodger @Guitar water
2 months, 1 week ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop
@Dodgers Nerd Apparently there are still grown men who can't spell "America."
@TheOcelot @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @Purple Drank
DETROIT VERSUS EVERYBODY
to return to that Bill Cosby thing and "don't have heroes" or whatever
one of my comedy heroes went way too hard on me during his crowd work recently with just malicious, hacky shit
so I'm done with having heroes in comedy
and I'm ready to punch that guy in the face
2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon
@BIah @Guitar doing a play on "all y'all n......s be trippin'"
SHEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT, ALL Y'ALL
African American gentlemen
maintaining your balance quite well.
@MFYG IN OTHER NEWS: clouds are generally puffy white things..... just boring, predictable shiz
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@brincon @Guitar I knew the guy who banned him (Tommy) fairly well
When Tommy got fired a few months ago Rogan and The Store felt that a reunion was in order.
@brincon @Guitar calling out Mencia's theft of jokes
So Joe Rogan will make his return to The Comedy Store after a ban of 7 years....
slowly realizing that I'm one of the few people who actually cares
@BIah If it goes anything like it did for me when I was your age....
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley
@moneynow27 I don't want Ethier to go
Detroit vers everrrrrrbaaawdy
Brian Wilson (the legendary musician, not the shitty reliever) followers: 32,000
Taylor Swift: 46.5 million
We live in Hell, folks.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Hanley Ramirez Declines Qualifying Offer, Obviously
@Harry Twater pretty most
Prince is perhaps the most underrated guitarist of our time.
@KMT59 I wonder if he is a boy dog
I've noticed that only strangers' female dogs bury their faces in my crotch within moments of meeting me. I wish that human women were as aggressive.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Of Course The Dodgers Are Trying To Trade An Outfielder
"Dad drove a stock car to an early death
All I remember is a drunk man's breath
'Ain't livin' long like this'"
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @Guitar @LiterallyPFP k, I can dig it
now that I looked at their salary numbers, you guys are right to complain about him, BUT
2 months, 3 weeks ago on All Hail The Mighty New Dodgers Front Office
@Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p AAAAAaaaaaAAAWwwwwwWWWW SHIT
@Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p #NoNBA
sowwy. KINGS (in HOCKEY) 4 LYFE
@Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p just read "Kings dynasty" then wrote "HELL YEAH" or something realized that you were probably referring to some NBA team that I wouldn't care about even if it brought me out of a coma
@LiterallyPFP You guys go on
To me, Andruw Jones was IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIFINTELY
@Jeremy_N @Guitar @GinFizzBear yeah, it's the same with interleague crap-- they're just raking it in, so the "temporary"
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues