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@scottyc35 @PagansOedipalComplex @TellMyWifeISaidHello Colon is so old that he started literally the first (of two or three total because I hate gambling) game that I bet on in 1998


He lost.

3 days, 12 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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So today was the first day of the San Diego comic con, huh? I've heard stunningly little about it.

thank god

3 days, 12 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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@P_F_P  BEEEEEEAAAAAST

#thenewBeastMode

4 days, 16 hours ago on Pirates 6, Dodgers 1: Brutal Road Trip Is Brutal

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.....how the hell did *this team* have the best NL record NOT TOO LONG AGO

4 days, 18 hours ago on Dodgers @ Pirates July 23, 2014: Unsure If Hanley Ramirez Still Exists

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One of you guys should make a video montage of every time they hit Hanley with a pitch:

"OBVIOUSLY they weren't trying to hit him there with _ and _ count and no one on,"

"OBVIOUSLY they weren't trying to hit him with a _____"

"OBVIOUSLY that one wasn't intentional..."

"OBVIOUSLY...."

Jesus christ....

1 week ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals July 20, 2014: Joc Pederson And The 25 Man Roster

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^  how many more times are we going to watch Haren make that face this year?

Jesus....

1 week, 2 days ago on Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2: An Inauspicious Restart

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@Superba Sometimes I write like East European

#slightlydrunk

1 week, 6 days ago on Yasiel Puig looks to avoid adding to Dodgers’ Home Run Derby tradition of shame

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@Superba  there is bomb somewhere in there #NoFlyList

1 week, 6 days ago on Yasiel Puig looks to avoid adding to Dodgers’ Home Run Derby tradition of shame

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@DBrim @#Tater4NOTY  I think that I've stated that he is much like Resident Evil games: absolutely fantastic in the '90s, but should have stopped there

1 week, 6 days ago on Yasiel Puig looks to avoid adding to Dodgers’ Home Run Derby tradition of shame

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@capnsparrow @Lobo @Purple Drank  @DodgersFan  Ah, I remember that moment.... schizo removing his mask.. "do it... DO IT"

1 week, 6 days ago on Yasiel Puig looks to avoid adding to Dodgers’ Home Run Derby tradition of shame

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@InsideThePark (All Star Break)  Well, the radio guy who announced it was very, very pissed off.... while I was laughing

1 week, 6 days ago on 2014 Midseason Los Angeles Dodgers’ Top 25 prospects

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I heard about snub a couple of hours ago. Granted, I couldn't care less about the All Star game, but.... omfg... I couldn't stop laughing.

Radio guy: "Clayton Kershaw-- despite his historic first half-- will NOT start the game." Me (internally): "Let me guess-- he is going with his own guy." "Instead, Adam Wainwright..."

just lmao'ed right then

1 week, 6 days ago on 2014 Midseason Los Angeles Dodgers’ Top 25 prospects

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@BlueMarvin  I went to U of Michigan but wound up graduating from the best general manager in baseball's (Dave Dombrowski) university-- Western Michigan U, baby

2 weeks ago on Julio Urias and Corey Seager impress at Futures Game

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This team has a very weird-ass way of getting "best record in the NL."

I'm not really thrilled with this "look like miserable, apathetic losers for almost all of the first half of the year then turn it on midway through" style of play that we've seen during the last two years.

Anyway...

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers 1, Padres 0: A.J. Ellis, Walkoff Hero

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@Evora808 oh, I was a bit slow with the bunnntttz math

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 11, 2014: As The Outfield Turns

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@DINGERS!  Where is my  Like X 10,000 button?

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 11, 2014: As The Outfield Turns

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@P_F_P dark days for everyone in the outfield positions except Puig

they juuuuuusst haven't done shit

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 11, 2014: As The Outfield Turns

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@P_F_P @Guitar  Russell J. Martin of Canada

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Andre Ethier, Former Center Fielder

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Our old friend Russell Martin is trending now. He be doin good.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Andre Ethier, Former Center Fielder

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not sure why most of the media waited to report that the beating victim at Dodger Stadium *provoked* his attackers until after the verdict came in

Does it justify their actions? HAAAAALE NAW. But....

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers’ center field situation needs fixing, and fast

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@Purple Drank  @LA_Woman @Mike Petriello  Latka from Taxi, yo... or any other random foreigner

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers’ center field situation needs fixing, and fast

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^ great piece, Dustin.. I like solid, mathematical numbers to back up a promotion of Pederson 

And as you stated, "AVERAGE defensive centerfielder" would be better than either of the two guys who have manned that position

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers’ center field situation needs fixing, and fast

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@KMT59 @Guitar  lucky bastard... he is getting very rare now unless you're in a tiny group

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 10, 2014: The Odds of a Clayton Kershaw No-Hitter

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.....had a chance to buy a PSA DNA verified signed Kershaw jersey for just 200 a few years ago... now I hate the stupid-ass lady vendor who took so long that I just left the store

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 10, 2014: The Odds of a Clayton Kershaw No-Hitter

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@Purple Drank  @Guitar @tsneddy  yeah, it was extremely painful for me... like I said, not MUCH better-- but still among the elites

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Tigers 4, Dodgers 1: Max Scherzer Is Still Really Good

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@tsneddy  I've followed the Tigers all year. I would say that they're better, but not MUCH better

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Tigers 4, Dodgers 1: Max Scherzer Is Still Really Good

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homeless dude who lives in my apartment complex's parking garage in a (new) car is unnerving me now... I'm a good man, but... it's been a year, man. It's been a year.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Tigers 4, Dodgers 1: Max Scherzer Is Still Really Good

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Hanley has just seemed like he couldn't give a damn about these last two games.

The Marlins execs are probably laughing at us. "Told ya it would happen eventually."

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers @ Tigers July 9, 2014: Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Greinke Vs Scherzer

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My guys are gonna win again.

My guys are gonna lose again.

I hate this interleague bullshit.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers @ Tigers July 9, 2014: Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Greinke Vs Scherzer

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@ThtsaPaddlin  the offense that never happened.... if you exclude that one inning

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers @ Tigers July 9, 2014: Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Greinke Vs Scherzer

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@RA_S   they've been criticizing his swing and pitch selection all day on the radio

on his last strike out (paraphrasing): "Scherzer isn't changing any of his pitches, and Matt Kemp is still swinging at it all."

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers @ Tigers July 9, 2014: Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Greinke Vs Scherzer

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Rick Monday said, "The Dodgers took it on the chin here."

GROOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (question mark)

#oversexualizedboard

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Tigers 14, Dodgers 5: The Game That Never Happened

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I should put it in understandable American lexicon:

Dudes be gettin day haaaades caved in-- I don't know WHAT SIDE I'M ON...

WHAT MUh-UCKIN' SIDE I'M ON

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers @ Tigers July 8, 2014: Hyun-jin Ryu And A Former Mismatch

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@DodgersFan  obvious joke is obvious

I think that every other joke on Twitter is about Nazi Germany right now

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers @ Tigers July 8, 2014: Hyun-jin Ryu And A Former Mismatch

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My boys are totally beating my boys' asses down. I'm so conflicted.

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers @ Tigers July 8, 2014: Hyun-jin Ryu And A Former Mismatch

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@Disgruntled Goat  hate to sound racist here, but... I think I know who you're referring to... and he has a black voice, right?

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers @ Tigers July 8, 2014: Hyun-jin Ryu And A Former Mismatch

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so happy that Kemp is becoming a pick to click again

I maintain that he will almost certainly never be the Kemp of old, but just to see him playing even WELL again is awesome

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers @ Tigers July 8, 2014: Hyun-jin Ryu And A Former Mismatch

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@BIah @Guitar  ...............Fuck.

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Carl Crawford’s Rehab Progressing Well

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@BIah I assume that "BrooklynBaby" is not a new handle for one of those people and is a female, right?

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Carl Crawford’s Rehab Progressing Well

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loving the hell out of this Beckett comeback

I thought that he was finished for certain when they said that he couldn't even move his fingers anymore. Every other media outlet was saying "probably a career-ending condition." It's literally the stuff of movies. The dude throws better than BEFORE the injury now.

I'm hoping that there is a miracle left in that Dodger blue satchel for Billingsley.

3 weeks ago on Dee Gordon Actually Made An All-Star Team

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"If you know me,  you know that I don’t really put much stock into All-Star teams... it’s more of a fun diversion than an actual accounting of the best players in baseball"

wtg, Mike... Maybe it meant something even 15-20 years ago. It's absolutely meaningless to me now.

3 weeks ago on Dee Gordon Actually Made An All-Star Team

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^ I should include for the non-L.A. peeps (and there are many here) that it's something that is in the intro.

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Rockies 8, Dodgers 7: The Most Fun Loss Of The Year

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I want to advance to next year just so the Dodgers postgame radio show will finally get rid of that mouth-breathing moron saying "I sent you a tweet" in the dumbest voice imaginable.

Oh, shit.... What if he is someone from this board? No. You guys can read and write.

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Rockies 8, Dodgers 7: The Most Fun Loss Of The Year

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bases loaded.... Dodgers kryptonite... surprised that it wasn't a triple play

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Rockies July 5, 2014: No SVS against a lefty?

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@Brooklyn Baby love your avatar/screen name... the irony is that Lana constantly rips the Brooklyn music scene, though

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Rockies July 5, 2014: No SVS against a lefty?

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ya think your bullpen has major issues

then you see one that is apparently much more god awful....

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Rockies July 5, 2014: No SVS against a lefty?

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Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Rockies July 5, 2014: No SVS against a lefty?

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