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@juanhenry "defense becomes unbearable"
Hell, DH is the ONLY place for him
22 minutes ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
I didn't know that the Sox were straight up morons. lmfao
this will be absolutely disastrous for them
1 hour, 13 minutes ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
@DroogyDodger @Guitar water
5 days, 3 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop
@Dodgers Nerd Apparently there are still grown men who can't spell "America."
5 days, 5 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop
@TheOcelot @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @Purple Drank
DETROIT VERSUS EVERYBODY
5 days, 9 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop
to return to that Bill Cosby thing and "don't have heroes" or whatever
one of my comedy heroes went way too hard on me during his crowd work recently with just malicious, hacky shit
so I'm done with having heroes in comedy
and I'm ready to punch that guy in the face
5 days, 10 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon
@BIah @Guitar doing a play on "all y'all n......s be trippin'"
SHEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT, ALL Y'ALL
African American gentlemen
maintaining your balance quite well.
@MFYG IN OTHER NEWS: clouds are generally puffy white things..... just boring, predictable shiz
1 week, 3 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@brincon @Guitar I knew the guy who banned him (Tommy) fairly well
When Tommy got fired a few months ago Rogan and The Store felt that a reunion was in order.
@brincon @Guitar calling out Mencia's theft of jokes
So Joe Rogan will make his return to The Comedy Store after a ban of 7 years....
slowly realizing that I'm one of the few people who actually cares
@BIah If it goes anything like it did for me when I was your age....
1 week, 5 days ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley
@moneynow27 I don't want Ethier to go
Detroit vers everrrrrrbaaawdy
Brian Wilson (the legendary musician, not the shitty reliever) followers: 32,000
Taylor Swift: 46.5 million
We live in Hell, folks.
1 week, 6 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Declines Qualifying Offer, Obviously
@Harry Twater pretty most
Prince is perhaps the most underrated guitarist of our time.
@KMT59 I wonder if he is a boy dog
I've noticed that only strangers' female dogs bury their faces in my crotch within moments of meeting me. I wish that human women were as aggressive.
2 weeks ago on Of Course The Dodgers Are Trying To Trade An Outfielder
"Dad drove a stock car to an early death
All I remember is a drunk man's breath
'Ain't livin' long like this'"
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @Guitar @LiterallyPFP k, I can dig it
now that I looked at their salary numbers, you guys are right to complain about him, BUT
2 weeks, 1 day ago on All Hail The Mighty New Dodgers Front Office
@Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p AAAAAaaaaaAAAWwwwwwWWWW SHIT
@Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p #NoNBA
sowwy. KINGS (in HOCKEY) 4 LYFE
@Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p just read "Kings dynasty" then wrote "HELL YEAH" or something realized that you were probably referring to some NBA team that I wouldn't care about even if it brought me out of a coma
@LiterallyPFP You guys go on
To me, Andruw Jones was IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIFINTELY
@Jeremy_N @Guitar @GinFizzBear yeah, it's the same with interleague crap-- they're just raking it in, so the "temporary"
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues
@GinFizzBear @Guitar Well, let's just say that I would limit the number of teams that would be in the playoffs. There might even be 2 divisions again with 4 SUBdivisions (to prevent teams from flying all around the country all the time) in each league, but only two would make it into the playoffs.
The way the postseason in baseball is structured.... it's a joke.
Who the hell thought that the Giants were the best team in baseball or anywhere near it?
Jesus. The whole thing needs to be restructured.
@Purple Drank @ABSmileBunch @DodgerDodger Papa Drank... Mama Drank... and their little baby
it's all so....................... Kaufmanesque
@Weston T @Guitar @SabrDodgers great alcohol chat... we need to do this more often... gotta exercise now
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Report: Dodgers Interested in Alexei Ramirez
@Weston T @SabrDodgers I drank Jameson until it literally started hurting my insides when I consumed it. I kinda figured my body was telling me something.
@SabrDodgers I didn't start drinking *consistently* until I began comedy 4 years ago.
The first time I ever got really shit faced was when I was 29 and going to film school classes.
I drank 12 Guineses because a hot Mexican girl rejected me. I thought, "these kids are going to notice that I'm more than slightly buzzed here." Nope. No noticed or gave a shit.
Oh, what were we talking about? Yeah, I can tell the difference between liquors.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: Catcher/Relief Ace Drew Butera
The Goat has some credits that I'm just now discovering
No offense to him, but I can see why he kept this one a secret.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers decline Chad Billingsley’s option for 2015, but hopefully he returns
@ tomato @Guitar bbl
@ tomato @Guitar HAHAHAHAHA
@ tomato @Guitar so effin' drunk that I just rented "The Mighty Ducks"
hey, I've never seen it
KICK OUT THE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS, MOTHERDUCKERS
I'm not going to say that Mattingly is a GREAT manager, but I know that he is better than Ned Yost.
The Royals are in the World Series.
1 month ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@Lobo @Anime Ethier WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF!!!! yEEEeAAAaAAAHHhhh
1 month ago on Introducing Josh Byrnes, leading candidate to be Dodgers’ GM
@LA_Woman @KMT59 @Guitar Interesting. I'm actually kind of glad because they say that it's a giveaway of a lunatic.
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers introduce Andrew Friedman, questions about GM spot remain
so this is actually happening, LA Woman (in case you didn't know):
"Celebrate Hello Kitty's 40th Anniversary at the first ever official
Hello Kitty Convention in the world! Hello Kitty Con 2014 is a global
gathering of fans and friends to celebrate all things Hello Kitty."
@mawp @Guitar YOU.
1 month, 1 week ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists
"He's Clayton MANNING because he does very well in the regular season then sucks in the--"
Yeah, I got it, Billy Joe Bob. Jesus.
listening to a Bic radio commercial from the '60s....
"This is blah blah blah reporting from Hollywood. You'll never guess which Hollywood star was caught flicking his Bic for a young starlet."
Swear. To. God.
1 month, 1 week ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You
@DodgerDodger @Disgruntled Goat or the horror show that was the actual SS defense in 2014
@Disgruntled Goat He hit .290 and led the league in stolen bases. Horrible player. Horrible.
@mostly exciting potato FREE YOUR GOOOOAAAAT
AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW
1 month, 1 week ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?