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@juanhenry  "defense becomes unbearable"

Hell, DH is the ONLY place for him

22 minutes ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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I didn't know that the Sox were straight up morons. lmfao

this will be absolutely disastrous for them

1 hour, 13 minutes ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@DroogyDodger #KingsRock

#CLOSERSunlikeDodgers

5 days, 3 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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@Dodgers Nerd Apparently there are still grown men who can't spell "America."

5 days, 5 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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to return to that Bill Cosby thing and "don't have heroes" or whatever

one of my comedy heroes went way too hard on me during his crowd work recently with just malicious, hacky shit

so I'm done with having heroes in comedy

and I'm ready to punch that guy in the face

5 days, 10 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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@BIah @Guitar doing a play on "all y'all n......s be trippin'"

5 days, 10 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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SHEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT, ALL Y'ALL

African American gentlemen

be

maintaining your balance quite well.

5 days, 10 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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@MFYG  IN OTHER NEWS:  clouds are generally puffy white things..... just boring, predictable shiz

1 week, 3 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@brincon @Guitar  I knew the guy who banned him (Tommy) fairly well


When Tommy got fired a few months ago Rogan and The Store felt that a reunion was in order.

1 week, 3 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@brincon @Guitar  calling out Mencia's theft of jokes

1 week, 3 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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So Joe Rogan will make his return to The Comedy Store after a ban of 7 years....

slowly realizing that I'm one of the few people who actually cares

#obscurecomedyhistory

1 week, 3 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@BIah If it goes anything like it did for me when I was your age....

"ihaveaboyfriend, yeeeeeaaaahhhh"

1 week, 5 days ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley

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Detroit vers everrrrrrbaaawdy

Sheeeeeiiiiit.

http://youtu.be/vjUgJ6Cw5PU

1 week, 5 days ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley

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Brian Wilson (the legendary musician, not the shitty reliever) followers: 32,000

Taylor Swift: 46.5 million

We live in Hell, folks.

1 week, 6 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Declines Qualifying Offer, Obviously

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Prince is perhaps the most underrated guitarist of our time.

Dodgers.

1 week, 6 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Declines Qualifying Offer, Obviously

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@KMT59 I wonder if he is a boy dog

I've noticed that only strangers' female dogs bury their faces in my crotch within moments of meeting me. I wish that human women were as aggressive.

1 week, 6 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Declines Qualifying Offer, Obviously

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"Dad drove a stock car to an early death

All I remember is a drunk man's breath

'Ain't livin' long like this'"

2 weeks ago on Of Course The Dodgers Are Trying To Trade An Outfielder

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@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @Guitar @LiterallyPFP  k, I can dig it

now that I looked at their salary numbers, you guys are right to complain about him, BUT

INCLUDE JONES

2 weeks, 1 day ago on All Hail The Mighty New Dodgers Front Office

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@Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p  just read "Kings dynasty" then wrote "HELL YEAH" or something realized that you were probably referring to some NBA team that I wouldn't care about even if it brought me out of a coma

2 weeks, 1 day ago on All Hail The Mighty New Dodgers Front Office

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@LiterallyPFP  You guys go on

and on

and on

about Schmidt.

To me, Andruw Jones was IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIFINTELY

worse.

2 weeks, 1 day ago on All Hail The Mighty New Dodgers Front Office

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@Jeremy_N @Guitar @GinFizzBear  yeah, it's the same with interleague crap-- they're just raking it in, so the "temporary"

"experiment"

is permanent.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues

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@GinFizzBear @Guitar Well, let's just say that I would limit the number of teams that would be in the playoffs. There might even be 2 divisions again with 4 SUBdivisions (to prevent teams from flying all around the country all the time) in each league, but only two would make it into the playoffs.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues

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The way the postseason in baseball is structured.... it's a joke.

Who the hell thought that the Giants were the best team in baseball or anywhere near it?

Jesus. The whole thing needs to be restructured.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues

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@Purple Drank @ABSmileBunch @DodgerDodger  Papa Drank... Mama Drank... and their little baby


it's all so....................... Kaufmanesque

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues

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@Weston T @Guitar @SabrDodgers  great alcohol chat... we need to do this more often... gotta exercise now

Later

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Report: Dodgers Interested in Alexei Ramirez

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@Weston T @SabrDodgers I drank Jameson until it literally started hurting my insides when I consumed it. I kinda figured my body was telling me something.

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Report: Dodgers Interested in Alexei Ramirez

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@SabrDodgers I didn't start drinking *consistently* until I began comedy 4 years ago.

The first time I ever got really shit faced was when I was 29 and going to film school classes.

I drank 12 Guineses because a hot Mexican girl rejected me. I thought, "these kids are going to notice that I'm more than slightly buzzed here." Nope. No noticed or gave a shit.

#ScotchIrishGenes

Oh, what were we talking about? Yeah, I can tell the difference between liquors.

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Report: Dodgers Interested in Alexei Ramirez

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The Goat has some credits that I'm just now discovering

http://youtu.be/L_NfCmTkLPQ

No offense to him, but I can see why he kept this one a secret.

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers decline Chad Billingsley’s option for 2015, but hopefully he returns

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@ tomato @Guitar  so effin' drunk that I just rented "The Mighty Ducks"


hey, I've never seen it

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers decline Chad Billingsley’s option for 2015, but hopefully he returns

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KICK OUT THE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS, MOTHERDUCKERS


#drunk

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers decline Chad Billingsley’s option for 2015, but hopefully he returns

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I'm not going to say that Mattingly is a GREAT manager, but I know that he is better than Ned Yost. 

The Royals are in the World Series.

Sooooo.....

1 month ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Lobo @Anime Ethier  WOLF, WOLF, WOLF, WOLF!!!! yEEEeAAAaAAAHHhhh

1 month ago on Introducing Josh Byrnes, leading candidate to be Dodgers’ GM

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@LA_Woman @KMT59 @Guitar Interesting. I'm actually kind of glad because they say that it's a giveaway of a lunatic.

1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers introduce Andrew Friedman, questions about GM spot remain

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so this is actually happening, LA Woman (in case you didn't know):

"Celebrate Hello Kitty's 40th Anniversary at the first ever official Hello Kitty Convention in the world! Hello Kitty Con 2014 is a global gathering of fans and friends to celebrate all things Hello Kitty."

http://www.sanrio.com/hellokittycon/

1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers introduce Andrew Friedman, questions about GM spot remain

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"He's Clayton MANNING because he does very well in the regular season then sucks in the--"

Yeah, I got it, Billy Joe Bob. Jesus.

1 month, 1 week ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists

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listening to a Bic radio commercial from the '60s....

"This is blah blah blah reporting from Hollywood. You'll never guess which Hollywood star was caught flicking his Bic for a young starlet."

Swear. To. God.

1 month, 1 week ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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@DodgerDodger @Disgruntled Goat  or the horror show that was the actual SS defense in 2014

1 month, 1 week ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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@Disgruntled Goat  He hit .290 and led the league in stolen bases. Horrible player. Horrible.

1 month, 1 week ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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@mostly exciting potato FREE YOUR GOOOOAAAAT

AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW

1 month, 1 week ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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