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8 hours, 39 minutes ago on Rockies 16, Dodgers 2: Carlos Frias Makes Terrible, Terrible History
@Purple Drank @P_F_P You're reminding me of a horrible, horrible "joke" that I heard a comic tell a few days ago.
"People say 'that's apples and oranges.' Has anyone actually COMPARED apples to oranges, though? Let's do it. First, apples have a red, waxy coat. Oranges..."
I literally stood up and walked out as more people laughed at my reaction than anything he said.
20 hours, 7 minutes ago on Rockies 16, Dodgers 2: Carlos Frias Makes Terrible, Terrible History
Apparently my flash player crashed sometime during the first inning of my mlb.com live updates box score. It still showed Frias giving up 0 runs in the first.
Now that's what I call fantasy baseball.
It's soooooo haaaaarrrrrd to say goooodbyyyyye to yesterrrrdaaaayyyy
23 hours, 20 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
just when I thought we might win it
23 hours, 27 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
@KMT59 "why did you do this"
"durrpy durrrr, he done ordered when we was 'bout to close shop"
it was well worth a felony charge, huh, moron
23 hours, 32 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
@Dustin Nosler old bald buy on far right says, "me no like"
23 hours, 34 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
@P_F_P @Mike Petriello exactly my thought... like he is in the front office
23 hours, 55 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
@- Casey - even Orson would boo this shit
23 hours, 57 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
@Lobo his location sucked, his pitch selection was singular
23 hours, 59 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
@P_F_P soon, young padawan
1 day ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
and the massacre continues
@randomguido Joc is so pathetic, as indicated by his first 30 at bats as a rookie
obviously doomed to amount to nothing
Fuck this guy.
so fucking tired of nerdy white guys who try way too hard in comedy-- interrupting people to say stupid, unfunny shit
SORRY TO ChaNGE the SUBJECT FROM THIS OUTSTANDING GAME
"He missed the target by 1 1/2 feet"
@Tymathee I'm the spirit of Robin Williams
1 day ago on Dodgers set to finalize all minor-league affiliates through 2016
@- Casey - "Drank is a liquid, doesn't look like grimace"
@Disgruntled Goat @Tired Math Cat it just means that you should be your own boss, yo
2 days ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning
@Tymathee @Guitar Cool. You recognized the song. I think that you're the only one here who did.....
@Tymathee This is the end...
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
@Tymathee you guys ripping Steiner just for fly ball calls is like ripping Jeffrey Dahmer because he didn't clean up after himself
@Purple Drank yeah, Kruk hates our team
2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning
@LA_Woman shit... the tenth like ruined it...
@OCDodger Yeah, Em is for Barry Sanders historical highlights
@efb I walked literally for thirty minutes in Burbank today and shirt was drenched
@efb It was 106 in Burbank
@PagansOedipalComplex in spring training a couple of years ago I talked to a Yankees fan from NYC who was practically an expert about the KC Royals.... blew my mind
like knowing everything about Siberia or some shit
Tigers keep winning, Big Blue keeps winning
With all due respect to George Harrison, this Guitar ain't gently weepin' anymore.
The offense is catching fire at the perfect time.... just keep the blaze a-burnin' for a month longer....
@OCDodger @Guitar HAHHAHAHAHAHAAH NO
2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 15, 2014: Roberto Hernandez, Shockingly Important
I wonder if Tommy will continue to criticize Donny. I feel like he is violating an unspoken rule of conduct.
"YEAAAAHHH, they have the best record in the NL again, but it should be EVEN BETTER."
@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix @efb yeah, and I wanna keep my face...
oh, shit... sorry....
2 days, 22 hours ago on Wins above replacement loves the Dodgers’ position players, mostly
@P_F_P He is just a couple of years away from Ricky Henderson territory.
3 days, 17 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@Purple Drank "WHYS DO IIIIIIIIII....
look like Grimace?"
so hilarious-- also, that's how Chewbacca actually sounded before they dubbed in his lion-like roar
@Uncultured Bastard Imma miss that sumbitch
3 days, 18 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@Superba 'CAUSE IT'S BAAAAAAD BOYS FOR LIFE
3 days, 19 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@KMT59 @Guitar Oh, then it makes more sense *as a joke*
3 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
Did anyone hear Steiner insult Kemp on the radio interview?
"You sound like an old vet."
"Oh, man. You're calling me old?
(then Kemp insulted us all)
I'm not 30 yet."
Cue Han Solo saying "I've got a bad feeling about this"
BUUUUUUUUT I've gotta go exercise
3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series
Now Steiner is bringing up the weirdness of scoring 17 yesterday and 2 today.
I feel so ashamed that I even brought it up.
@yudodis "he gaaawwwwn"
@tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @Guitar My comment made no sense. Don't respond to it please.
@tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) well.... 17 runs yesterday... 2 today.... it certainly reeks of it
@BIah @Guitar #packmentality
I can't even JOKE about Vin on this board
I GET IT
"but Kershaw is getting hit solidly out there" -Vin.
Whose side are you on, old man?