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@uosɹədəɔıu sǝɹpɐd ʎɹəʌ™ If you did stand up you would be that girl who just yells
"HOW IS EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT!??! WE HAVING A GREAT TIME??!! KEEP THE ENERGY GOING!!! WHO LOVES LOS ANGELES"
and just tries to make everyone forget that she has no real material.
Believe it or not, this works for many people.
3 minutes ago on Rockies @ Dodgers April 17, 2015: Many Notes Edition
@DodgerLivingInWeHo "Someday *I'll* be honored to be compared to HIM."
-Sandy on Clayton.
5 minutes ago on Rockies @ Dodgers April 17, 2015: Many Notes Edition
I wanted another Joc headliner show.... but I'll wait another day
10 minutes ago on Rockies @ Dodgers April 17, 2015: Many Notes Edition
@Bleedin Blue cute doggie pics = auto like
53 minutes ago on Rockies @ Dodgers April 17, 2015: Many Notes Edition
@InsideThePark Taco Bell, yo
57 minutes ago on Rockies @ Dodgers April 17, 2015: Many Notes Edition
I talked to a Giants fan who stood beside me for an insanely long period.... inevitably the rivalry talk reared its head
"The Dodgers jumped in the D Backs pool, though."
"Dude... AFTER they THREW AT THEIR HEADS, yes..."
22 hours, 20 minutes ago on Dodgers use financial might to put monetary value on draft pick
very excited to see
JUST WHAT THE JOC IS GONNA DO NEXT
22 hours, 26 minutes ago on Dodgers use financial might to put monetary value on draft pick
@LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) Wins are cool. Fun, pretty wins with awesome visuals (Sandy being his legendary-ass self) made it much better
It was a damn fun thing to watch for once
1 day, 22 hours ago on Dodgers 5, Mariners 2: Offense, Joc, TOOTBLAN, And Yasiel Puig’s ‘Pony’
@Bull Doggy Dogg "and how he is good at baseball. I like Joc"
just re-read this in the fourth-grader-reading-a-book-report tone and cadence that it deserved and lmao'ed
@Bull Doggy Dogg Sam I am
@KMT59 Juan always looks like he is 50
which is fine
GET ON THE JOC BUS, BITCHES
or dat thang gown run yo ass over
@MScottEiland @Guitar @just Paul well.... read Pete Rose's comments... he kind of nailed it
not that I care-- I care mostly about 'roids
1 day, 23 hours ago on Mariners @ Dodgers April 15, 2015: Civil Rights Game
@Farhan's Mini-Screwdriver @Guitar @Mike Petriello when someone is trying to rip you on a nonsensical comment that was deliberately nonsensical
@just Paul that was one of the most annoying things about watching Maddux back in the day
"SEE THAT, KIDS?! YOU DON'T NEED TO THROW IT THROUGH A WALL!"
yeah... you just need some clever scuffing techniques.
but he WAS good anyway
@Mike Petriello kind of like "imagine there's no heaven"
my favorite *game* (not just Dodgers game) that I've watched in years, man
that awesome interview with Koufax
then seeing Sandy hugging Jackie's widow with sincerity and emotion
great Dodgers win
AND THE EMERGENCE OF THE JOC SUPERSTAR, BABY
LOVED that effing game
@KMT59 @Guitar Dude... I'm probably gonna gain like 10 pounds in the next few days. I just ate one, yet I want like two more already
2 days, 2 hours ago on Mariners @ Dodgers April 15, 2015: Civil Rights Game
7-11 in L.A. sells Dodger dogs now.... stuffed mah garsh durn face
@0ptimus uber drivers AND taxi drivers are cunts
I don't want to sleep through another Bush/Clinton borefest next year, but it's going to happen. The republic is truly dead.
3 days, 14 hours ago on Dodgers 6, Mariners 5: Alex Guerrero Walks Us Off On A Homer-Happy Day
@Nineteen84 "eating their hat right now"
so you're definitely counting Goat among them?
5 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers @ D-Backs April 12, 2015: Let’s Give Joc Pederson A Chance
Pederson is just a triple away from the
Rollins and his "let's remind of 'em of Hanley" ways
returning to the thought in one of my previous posts:
my favorite call ever by Vin: "Hanley Ramirez just hurt himself by swinging his bat."
Oh, the legendary old man had no shortage of sarcasm in his voice at that moment.
6 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 11, 2015: Yasiel Puig sits, because reasons
@OSaltyOne @goupille no, no, no... he wrote "Guerrero." Ramirez isn't even on the team anymore
6 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 11, 2015: Yasiel Puig sits, because reasons
@Dang88 @Guitar It just reeks of low budget production and acting
6 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 10, 2015: Fun with Adrian Gonzalez’s numbers
trying to get into this Netflix Daredevil
really, really trying
1 week ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 10, 2015: Fun with Adrian Gonzalez’s numbers
Now I remember why I feel like shit.
I haven't even boozed it up in, like, three days.
I wonder how they're going to eff it all up again this year.
The Dodgers and Tigers always have their inventive ways of failing even when it's handed to them on a platter.
@uosɹədəɔıu sǝɹpɐd ʎɹəʌ™ @Guitar @mawp I'm just glad that he is performing well on a different team. I don't wish failure on him. He was just pissed off here. Who wants that on the team?
1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers 7, Padres 4: Adrian Gonzalez is A-God
@mawp @Guitar I feel like it was Kemp's time either way. No offense to him. Good dude; dead spirit.
"Adrian Gonzalez is A-God"
*no one* should be regretting that trade even slightly
Loney would have continued to blow if he were here.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Ted Williams was the best damn hitter ever, and had a fascinating life. I wrote a screenplay about him. I'm amazed that no one has made a movie about him yet.
1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers 3, Padres 7: A Mess Of A Game
@DKD @Lobo @TellMyWifeISaidHello @- Casey - Someone said that Carew caught the ball with his bat then threw it to wherever he wanted it to go
Well, I have a new Steinerism.... He often sounds like he is calling Joc "Golf" to me now
outstanding first two comments at least
@SlacktivistNinja @Guitar someone on "Funny Girls"
not gonna drop the name
1 week, 3 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 7, 2015: The Real Start Of The Season
so now my closest friend in comedy has a verified Twitter account
...........just because she is on a TV show on Oxygen #lovinglife
@Disgruntled Goat @Guitar I miss the days when it was all on KCAL 9
and there were no worries
dis shits gown be on da tay vay?
dey work out dat tay vay deal n shit?
So.... the Padres are actually getting serious about things.
1 week, 5 days ago on Arsenal Analysis: Dodgers Worst Pitches Of 2014
@Purple Drank @Guitar https://twitter.com/FrancisMcCourt/status/579319014372945920
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Joe Wieland Is Perfectly Acceptable Rotation Depth
@Blue Magic Mike @Guitar Power Rangers premiered on August 28, 1993. We had just moved to Detroit from Georgia, and that date was probably the exact day of my first class there. I was more concerned with stickin' mah wang into a Midwestern girl.
Sorry... tmi, but...I was just older
1 month ago on Mailbag #21: Seager/Guzman/LaRoche Comps, Joc Concerns, Dodgers Not Spending?
@Blue Magic Mike there is a definite generational gap between me and Power Rangers fans
@TheConman .............not good form
@Subtle Euphemism Brett was such an underrated badass.