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@Purple Drank @P_F_P  You're reminding me of a horrible, horrible "joke" that I heard a comic tell a few days ago.

"People say 'that's apples and oranges.' Has anyone actually COMPARED apples to oranges, though? Let's do it. First, apples have a red, waxy coat. Oranges..."

I literally stood up and walked out as more people laughed at my reaction than anything he said.

20 hours, 7 minutes ago on Rockies 16, Dodgers 2: Carlos Frias Makes Terrible, Terrible History

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Apparently my flash player crashed sometime during the first inning of my mlb.com live updates box score. It still showed Frias giving up 0 runs in the first.

Now that's what I call fantasy baseball.

It's soooooo haaaaarrrrrd to say goooodbyyyyye to yesterrrrdaaaayyyy

23 hours, 20 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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just when I thought we might win it

(not really)

23 hours, 27 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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@KMT59  "why did you do this"

"durrpy durrrr, he done ordered when we was 'bout to close shop"

it was well worth a felony charge, huh, moron

23 hours, 32 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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@Dustin Nosler old bald buy on far right says, "me no like"

23 hours, 34 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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@P_F_P @Mike Petriello exactly my thought... like he is in the front office

23 hours, 55 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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@- Casey -  even Orson would boo this shit

23 hours, 57 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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@Lobo  his location sucked, his pitch selection was singular

23 hours, 59 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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@randomguido  Joc is so pathetic, as indicated by his first 30 at bats as a rookie

obviously doomed to amount to nothing

1 day ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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so fucking tired of nerdy white guys who try way too hard in comedy-- interrupting people to say stupid, unfunny shit

SORRY TO ChaNGE the SUBJECT FROM THIS OUTSTANDING GAME

1 day ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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"He missed the target by 1 1/2 feet"

1 day ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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@Tymathee  I'm the spirit of Robin Williams

#PROFOUNDINSIDEJOKE

1 day ago on Dodgers set to finalize all minor-league affiliates through 2016

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@- Casey -  "Drank is a liquid, doesn't look like grimace"

1 day ago on Dodgers set to finalize all minor-league affiliates through 2016

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@Disgruntled Goat @Tired Math Cat  it just means that you should be your own boss, yo

2 days ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@Tymathee @Guitar  Cool. You recognized the song. I think that you're the only one here who did.....

2 days ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@Tymathee  This is the end...

I've drowned and dreamt this moment

2 days ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@Tymathee  you guys ripping Steiner just for fly ball calls is like ripping Jeffrey Dahmer because he didn't clean up after himself

2 days ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@Purple Drank  yeah, Kruk hates our team

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@LA_Woman  shit... the tenth like ruined it...

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@OCDodger  Yeah, Em is for Barry Sanders historical highlights

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@efb I walked literally for thirty minutes  in Burbank today and shirt was drenched

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@efb  It was 106  in Burbank

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@PagansOedipalComplex  in spring training a couple of years ago I talked to a Yankees fan from NYC who was practically an expert about the KC Royals.... blew my mind

like knowing everything about Siberia or some shit

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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Tigers keep winning, Big Blue keeps winning


With all due respect to George Harrison, this Guitar ain't gently weepin' anymore.

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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The offense is catching fire at the perfect time.... just keep the blaze a-burnin' for a month longer....

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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I wonder if Tommy will continue to criticize Donny. I feel like he is violating an unspoken rule of conduct.

"YEAAAAHHH, they have the best record in the NL again, but it should be EVEN BETTER."

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 15, 2014: Roberto Hernandez, Shockingly Important

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@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix  @efb  yeah, and I wanna keep my face...

oh, shit... sorry....

2 days, 22 hours ago on Wins above replacement loves the Dodgers’ position players, mostly

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@BIah  BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2 days, 22 hours ago on Wins above replacement loves the Dodgers’ position players, mostly

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@P_F_P  He is just a couple of years away from Ricky Henderson territory.

3 days, 17 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Purple Drank  "WHYS DO IIIIIIIIII....

look like Grimace?"

3 days, 17 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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so hilarious-- also, that's how Chewbacca actually sounded before they dubbed in his lion-like roar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-GZJhfBmI

3 days, 17 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Uncultured Bastard  Imma miss that sumbitch

#KalamazooBoy4Life

3 days, 18 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Superba 'CAUSE IT'S BAAAAAAD BOYS FOR LIFE

#4Lyfe

3 days, 19 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@KMT59 @Guitar  Oh, then it makes more sense *as a joke*

3 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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Did anyone hear Steiner insult Kemp on the radio interview?

"You sound like an old vet."

"Oh, man. You're calling me old?

(then Kemp insulted us all)

I'm not 30 yet."

3 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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Cue Han Solo saying "I've got a bad feeling about this"

BUUUUUUUUT I've gotta go exercise

Later.

3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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Now Steiner is bringing up the weirdness of scoring 17 yesterday and 2 today.

I feel so ashamed that I even brought it up.

3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @Guitar  My comment made no sense. Don't respond to it please.

3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball)  well.... 17 runs yesterday... 2 today.... it certainly reeks of it

3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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I can't even JOKE about Vin on this board

I GET IT

3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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"but Kershaw is getting hit solidly out there" -Vin.

Whose side are you on, old man?

3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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