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Steiner whining about the three minutes it takes to review a play is my favorite thing.

And by "favorite" I mean stfu.

1 hour, 44 minutes ago on Nationals @ Dodgers Sept. 1, 2014: Crazy Big Rosters Are Go

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IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A THING GO RIGHT, IT TAKES 

this song to make me feel like I'm 7 and skating around in a rink with disco balls

1 hour, 46 minutes ago on Nationals @ Dodgers Sept. 1, 2014: Crazy Big Rosters Are Go

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Uribear: "skinny bitches gown hate."

1 hour, 58 minutes ago on Nationals @ Dodgers Sept. 1, 2014: Crazy Big Rosters Are Go

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@Spastic I'm kind of a stickler for people using their REAL voice on a mic

his voice sounds phoney-low to me, but to each his own

3 hours, 16 minutes ago on Nationals @ Dodgers Sept. 1, 2014: Crazy Big Rosters Are Go

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....just when I turn around to look at the newest Jennifer Lawrence leaks the lead is gone

3 hours, 17 minutes ago on Nationals @ Dodgers Sept. 1, 2014: Crazy Big Rosters Are Go

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Overall, Matt has had a fairly good year... nowhere near great and very shoddy defensively, but it is/was definitely above average

1 day, 1 hour ago on Dodgers 7, Padres 1: Finally Some Offense

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* nude, explicit pics.....

seck-sew-all

1 day, 1 hour ago on Dodgers 7, Padres 1: Finally Some Offense

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just saw the leaked pics of Kate Upton with Verlander... omg, hilarious

1 day, 1 hour ago on Dodgers 7, Padres 1: Finally Some Offense

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@Condorave @Guitar  UUuuUuuUuUuuGH.... BUT.... he was one of the two ACTUAL INFIELDERS... and he STILL-- alright, alright....

1 day, 9 hours ago on Padres 2, Dodgers 1: Walked Off In Extras, Again

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watching that play in the second game against San Diego for the first time-- the one with four guys on the right

if Dee had thrown the ball well to Ellis then he could have easily turned two

goddamn it......

1 day, 9 hours ago on Padres 2, Dodgers 1: Walked Off In Extras, Again

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@BIah  Oh, crap... You're right...

2 days, 21 hours ago on Padres 3, Dodgers 2: Defense Is Important

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@LASports96  to me, Pete Rose's "most wins in baseball" record is just as important as the hits record

just get the results, baby

2 days, 21 hours ago on Padres 3, Dodgers 2: Defense Is Important

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ten minutes ago...

Charlie Steiner: "The Dodgers will almost certainly add Josh Pederson."

god... just retire.... please.

2 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers @ Padres August 29, 2014: Finding Hope for Dan Haren

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at least ten more years of this.... 

The curveball ages very well as long as the pitcher's arm holds up.

As my fellow Tigers fans and I have noticed painfully with Verlander, the fastball.. doesn't.

5 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@P_F_P @dappler218  yup... and his ERA since his first full year in '09 has never cracked 3

5 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@dappler218 "who wasn't that great his first 5 years but now is dominant"

ummm... you need to re-check his stats

also, he has dominated Lincecum all the effing time 

I was at a Kershaw VS Lincecum game

5 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@P_F_P  ..... it's kind of scary how boring this seems sometimes.....

5 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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just got home and saw the Puig triple play.... Jesus christ.... gotta go again, unfortunately

good luck with this football-style blowout

1 week, 1 day ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez

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DON MATTINGLY CAN'T MANAGE A TEAM AND HE NEEDS TO

BLIPPITY BLOP DA BLOOPITY BLOOP

(fart)

1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers 6, Mets 2: Dan Haren’s Adventurous Night

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@ tomato  he is the 1-563 record after losing in 7 innings... or the situation with bases loaded

1 week, 2 days ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 21, 2014: Jon Niese Arrives In Los Angeles

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An hour ago I heard them say that last night's win was the first time this year when the Dodgers have won when they were losing after 7 innings. If it were June that news would concern me.

......In late August, it's just effing terrifying.

1 week, 2 days ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 21, 2014: Jon Niese Arrives In Los Angeles

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@BIah  For me personally, I hated almost every moment of grade school. It felt like a prison-- especially high school. From the moment I graduated high school everything has been on a fast-forward track. 

To me, life gets better with age. I will probably feel differently about this philosophy when I'm 50, though.

1 week, 3 days ago on Dodgers 2, Padres 1: Clayton Kershaw great, Justin Turner also good

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@Uncultured Bastard  I didn't know that Skip Carey faked his death.

1 week, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 21, 2014: Kinda need this win, fellas

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aaaaand once again Steiner fucked up the call

"Kershaw is back on the winning side of the ledger."

He was never ON the winning side of the ledge, Charlie, so he can't be "back" on it.

(facepalm) you can find at least 3 of these during every game that he does

1 week, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 21, 2014: Kinda need this win, fellas

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@LASports96 Dee Gordon with an anvil attached to his back could have beaten it

1 week, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 20, 2014: Time To Panic, Probably

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shit game was shit.. no excuse for losing to the Padres

1 week, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 20, 2014: Time To Panic, Probably

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NO... but no double play

1 week, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 20, 2014: Time To Panic, Probably

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@TheConman @ tomato  wrong caption.... "The Dodgers bullpen-- it is good. It has always been good."

1 week, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 20, 2014: Time To Panic, Probably

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ready to future

1 week, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 20, 2014: Time To Panic, Probably

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I'm sure that 1,454 people have already written it because

obvious joke is obvious, but

DAT RUN DIFFERENTIAL DOH

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Brewers 7, Dodgers 2: A Game That Was Over Before It Started

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2 weeks, 1 day ago on Brewers @ Dodgers Aug. 17, 2014: Dan Haren looks to halt losing streak

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@Barney (Not Darwin) @P_F_P  ..... um.. I pegged you as a smart guy

kind of hope that you aren't actually advocating it

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 15, 2014: Milwaukee Playoff Preview?

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@ tomato OOOooooOOOhHH,,, nooooo you dee-eent, tomato

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 15, 2014: Milwaukee Playoff Preview?

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@Mike Petriello  I like Don. Fuck the haters.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 15, 2014: Milwaukee Playoff Preview?

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@Matt Kemp's Bath Towel  Dude.... Next time.... bring a towel

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 15, 2014: Milwaukee Playoff Preview?

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@ tomato @Guitar  "She's a sad tomato

She's three miles of bad road"

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 15, 2014: Milwaukee Playoff Preview?

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*ready to future*

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 15, 2014: Milwaukee Playoff Preview?

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@Swung at ball 4  I've been performing n' shit... what did Don do?

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 15, 2014: Milwaukee Playoff Preview?

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When I log onto this site I don't even read the author of the article's name. I just read the first sentence or two to know if Mike wrote it.

"The Brewers, again?"

Mike.

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 15, 2014: Milwaukee Playoff Preview?

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@InsideThePark (Edison Field)  obvious joke is obvious-- I love how I can literally sense what joke someone is going to write as I'm writing a message

It's just a product of being around shitty comedy at open mics for years.

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 7, 2014: Win That World Series Preview

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@ConFaustoracyofBuntses  that's like.... the expression that every girl gives to anything that anyone says to them nowadays

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 7, 2014: Win That World Series Preview

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the bases loaded curse just couldn't be shaken completely tonight

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 7, 2014: Win That World Series Preview

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@Dodgerpain  I mean.... shit to bases loaded

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 7, 2014: Win That World Series Preview

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