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This offseason has been lame so far. 

8 hours, 59 minutes ago on Offseason Dates To Remember

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Hilton Head Island, SC >>> Birmingham, AL

21 hours, 49 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Purple Drank @Lobo This doesn't earn you a trophy, but you can't discount it. 

21 hours, 56 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Lobo And to summarize the counterpoint: they lost 3 consecutive games to the Rockies in Colorado, which was awesome. 

21 hours, 59 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Lobo @ThtsaPaddlin Finley's slam secured the NLW in a season the Dodgers didn't win the WS. Uribe's dinger won the DS in a season the Dodgers didn't win the WS. They're great memories, and I enjoyed the fuck out of them, but either one of those things happening in a season in which the Dodgers win the WS is immediately embellished.

22 hours, 4 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Lobo If Clayton Kershaw had dominated for the better part of 3 World Series games, you'd assign that meaning. 

22 hours, 8 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Literally PFP Change your name to Fap Buddha. 

22 hours, 21 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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3 WS Championships, a Matt Cain perfecto, 2 Lincecum no-hitters, a Sanchez no-hitter. Kudos for those accomplishments, but it's foolish to believe that there hasn't been an incredible string of luck involved in all of that. 

22 hours, 25 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Weston T @ThtsaPaddlin But winning the WS is not a metric of winning consistently, which is the root of all the discomfort. 

22 hours, 29 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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The 1990's Braves were incredible. We acknowledge that despite just 1 WS championship. As educated fans, we acknowledge the importance of both winning consistently and winning the World Series. 

22 hours, 31 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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The 1986 Mets won the World Series, but nobody's going to forget about the Buckner error. Teams that aren't supposed to win the World Series winning the World Series cheapens it a bit, but that's also exactly the sort of storyline we embrace (when it's not the Giants).

22 hours, 37 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Lobo @ThtsaPaddlin They also did an unreal job at getting the leadoff man on base. 

22 hours, 43 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Birdman79 @ThtsaPaddlin @BIah Hops have left me unimpressed of late as well. I'm tired of drinking "IPAs" that are just shitty pale ales with amped up bitterness units. I'm really leaning towards Belgian beers these days -- the more complex, the better. 

22 hours, 44 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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As fans of a team that had gaping holes at multiple offensive, defensive, and pitching positions, it's not really our place to deride the Giants for not deserving to be there. But Jesus Christ, shit like winning games on errors and sac flies doesn't cement the Giants as a powerhouse. 

22 hours, 46 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Weston T Cody Ross, Marco Scutaro, and Jake Peavy look at their rings and walk away*. 

23 hours, 1 minute ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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@Diane. fap Jesus, super ninja, hero, best friend My mom is dead and Bumgarner's performance was good but he's still on a team full of homogeneous assholes. 

23 hours, 5 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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HAHAHA VND IS AN AMERICAN. 

23 hours, 6 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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VND has fallen into the ultimate American pitfall: describing why one city that didn't exist 200 years ago is better than another city that did't exist 200 years ago. 

23 hours, 8 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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The Giants can slurp my taint. 

23 hours, 58 minutes ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 101 – Logan White leaving, GM, Joe Maddon

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The good news is that I just tried to explain Omer's situation to my wife and I couldn't make it through without crying in laughter. 

1 day ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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Not that there's anything wrong with sucking all the dick. 

1 day ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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When it becomes available, will someone please send me, via twitter, the Fangraphs article about why the Giants suck all the dick and didn't deserve to win this year.

1 day ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@Lobo Now swing. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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If I were to invent a flux capacitor that allowed my DeLorean to travel back in time, I still laugh at that stupid celebration the Giants had when they secured a WC spot. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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Well, here we go.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@Purple Drank Does Drank think this in the 8th?

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@Weston T @yudodis OR an erection at all. #Cialis

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@yudodis Yeah, but he'd be trolling. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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Baseball gloves are much larger than hands. This sport is stupid. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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Also, stay away from Santa Cruz, where Pablo Sandoval will rape you. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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I just texted my wife: "The Giants are winning. I'm drinking lots of beer. You may not want to come home tonight."

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@Weston T @BehindOrangeLines @ tomato They do in Sacramento, I think. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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Some mod is my hero. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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Here is my vow to you guys: If people are allowed to pose with the WS trophy, I am going to pose for a photo mooning it. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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So the 5th best team in the National League is about to win the WS. Enjoy the fucking parade. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@Literally PFP I wouldn't be whining about shit if the Giants had been eliminated when you were rooting for them. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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"Here's the 0-2



And there's the 2nd strike."

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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8 outs until Armageddon. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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Whiteman Air Force Base. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@Purple Drank As I feared it would be. 

1 day, 3 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@Purple Drank Fucking Sandoval's shitty "hit" to the 2B is the difference in this game. 

1 day, 3 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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