Long Beach, CA
Civil Rights Game, man.
@TheConman @BIah That relief upon realization, though. It's better than a drug.
1 week, 3 days ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop
@TheConman @BIah I had it last night.
@Dustin Nosler "Hey Jason, stay out of Ferguson like we do."
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @moneynow27 @Most Valuable foldamort @Purple Drank They surfaced in the early 2000's.
1 week, 3 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon
@BIah Purple blood.
@BIah Because your date's brother is making you?
@Mr. Chicken @DBrim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJLY9-RCQMU
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) I have phenomenal vision now, but I spent every day of each summer for 4 years sailing between Long Beach and Catalina, never wearing sunglasses. So I'm sure cataracts are in my future.
@DBrim @ThtsaPaddlin @Diane, famous writer. great ratios. nothing of val But seriously. http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003447.htm
@DBrim @ThtsaPaddlin @Diane, famous writer. great ratios. nothing of val Or so you thought.
@DBrim @Diane, famous writer. great ratios. nothing of val Should have brought a woman.
@DBrim @Diane, famous writer. great ratios. nothing of val I don't think it dilates -- just numbs so that they can jab shit in your eye.
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @the great dick tater @Tired Maths Cat Paul DePodesta.
@Mike Petriello Insert Cardinals outfielders during NLCS joke here.
@Disgruntled Goat @ThtsaPaddlin @LiterallyPFP Gross.
@LiterallyPFP You mean you're only 1,157 faps ahead of Drank for all time Fap King?
@Most Valuable foldamort @ThtsaPaddlin Fapped.
@Most Valuable foldamort @ThtsaPaddlin Yup.
@- Casey - @ThtsaPaddlin Needed to incorporate a dick joke.
Also, what Casey said.
Lobo, if you shuffle a deck of cards, the odds are pretty good that the cards in that deck are appearing in that order for the first and only time it will ever happen. That's a deck of 52, with 52 possibilities. A baseball game is 54 outs, and there are theoretically infinite ways that an out can be recorded (the ole 3-5-6-2-5-6-3-1 double play). I'd guess that the box score of an individual game is probably the first and only time that box score will appear in the history of earth.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Lobo I don't see it happening before the Winter Meetings.
1 week, 5 days ago on Winter Leagues Update #2: Sweeney’s Running, Seager Streaks, De Leon Rolling
@Dustin Nosler 2/3. Once Chad logs on and gives Brim his deserved acclaim, Daniel can sleep tonight.
1 week, 6 days ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Takashi Toritani
Puig and Ryu have set the bar so high for recent international signings that I suspect I'll feel like anyone who doesn't perform at their levels is a failure.
Make your own cranberry sauce or GTFO.
2 weeks ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker
@DBrim Except for the part about Schilling. He's a caveman.
@DBrim It's a fun, cute article.
This was cute.
Being the best player in the league is worth 14x as much as being the 10th best player in the league. That's some interesting maths.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
I got rear ended en route to work this morning. Here's hoping my drive home is less eventful.
If Ned Colletti had a vote, he would have cast a ballot for "Cowboy boots."
I'm actually pretty impressed at how many of these BBWAA voters aren't idiots.
@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin Sorry, I meant, "Maybe they're counting up all the surgeries on Chad Billingsley's limply-hanging arm."
2 weeks, 1 day ago on If not Russell Martin, then who will catch for the Dodgers?
Maybe they're counting up all the hanging chads.
@Most Valuable foldamort blahsthursdaynightdate.org
BBWAA has either fixed their mistake (now it lists finalists) or Dave is trolling.
@Disgruntled Goat You're welcome.
@jilljackoff We will go ahead and keep our Cy Young, until the end of his career.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Just Like Every Year: Clayton Kershaw, Cy Young Winner
For the goat: http://io9.com/10-grammar-mistakes-people-love-to-correct-that-arent-1646176479
@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. There is a bloody mary at a local breakfast joint called the Meaty Man. It's garnished with bacon and a pulled pork slider.
When Brim claims he's writing, he's actually building these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 102: Zaidi, Hanley, hot stove
Oooohhh, a gastropod.
@Batted Bob @LiterallyPFP Burger King is fucking terrible.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez
@Mike Petriello That's a picture of Carl Crawford, and none of you racists even noticed.
@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin Talk to me about this taco.
I have not yet decided whether to join Team Drank or Team Goat. I will entertain offers from each.
@Dustin Nosler He could just politely ask Juan Uribe to leave.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Disgruntled Goat Me too. So hard I almost fapped it.
@Batted Bob Slurp my tent.