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@TheConman @BIah That relief upon realization, though. It's better than a drug. 

5 days ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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@Dustin Nosler "Hey Jason, stay out of Ferguson like we do."

5 days, 1 hour ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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@BIah Purple blood. 

5 days, 2 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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@BIah Because your date's brother is making you?

5 days, 2 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) I have phenomenal vision now, but I spent every day of each summer for 4 years sailing between Long Beach and Catalina, never wearing sunglasses. So I'm sure cataracts are in my future. 

5 days, 3 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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@DBrim @Diane, famous writer. great ratios. nothing of val I don't think it dilates -- just numbs so that they can jab shit in your eye. 

5 days, 3 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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@Mike Petriello Insert Cardinals outfielders during NLCS joke here. 

5 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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@LiterallyPFP You mean you're only 1,157 faps ahead of Drank for all time Fap King?

5 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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@- Casey - @ThtsaPaddlin Needed to incorporate a dick joke. 

5 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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Also, what Casey said. 

5 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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Lobo, if you shuffle a deck of cards, the odds are pretty good that the cards in that deck are appearing in that order for the first and only time it will ever happen. That's a deck of 52, with 52 possibilities. A baseball game is 54 outs, and there are theoretically infinite ways that an out can be recorded (the ole 3-5-6-2-5-6-3-1 double play). I'd guess that the box score of an individual game is probably the first and only time that box score will appear in the history of earth. 

5 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Lobo I don't see it happening before the Winter Meetings. 

6 days, 23 hours ago on Winter Leagues Update #2: Sweeney’s Running, Seager Streaks, De Leon Rolling

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@Dustin Nosler 2/3. Once Chad logs on and gives Brim his deserved acclaim, Daniel can sleep tonight. 

1 week, 1 day ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Takashi Toritani

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Puig and Ryu have set the bar so high for recent international signings that I suspect I'll feel like anyone who doesn't perform at their levels is a failure. 

1 week, 1 day ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Takashi Toritani

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Make your own cranberry sauce or GTFO. 

1 week, 2 days ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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@DBrim Except for the part about Schilling. He's a caveman. 

1 week, 2 days ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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@DBrim It's a fun, cute article. 

1 week, 2 days ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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This was cute. 

1 week, 2 days ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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Being the best player in the league is worth 14x as much as being the 10th best player in the league. That's some interesting maths. 

1 week, 3 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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I got rear ended en route to work this morning. Here's hoping my drive home is less eventful.

1 week, 3 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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If Ned Colletti had a vote, he would have cast a ballot for "Cowboy boots."

1 week, 3 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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I'm actually pretty impressed at how many of these BBWAA voters aren't idiots. 

1 week, 3 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin Sorry, I meant, "Maybe they're counting up all the surgeries on Chad Billingsley's limply-hanging arm."

1 week, 3 days ago on If not Russell Martin, then who will catch for the Dodgers?

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Maybe they're counting up all the hanging chads. 

1 week, 3 days ago on If not Russell Martin, then who will catch for the Dodgers?

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BBWAA has either fixed their mistake (now it lists finalists) or Dave is trolling. 

1 week, 3 days ago on If not Russell Martin, then who will catch for the Dodgers?

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@jilljackoff We will go ahead and keep our Cy Young, until the end of his career. 

1 week, 3 days ago on Just Like Every Year: Clayton Kershaw, Cy Young Winner

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@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. There is a bloody mary at a local breakfast joint called the Meaty Man. It's garnished with bacon and a pulled pork slider.

1 week, 3 days ago on Just Like Every Year: Clayton Kershaw, Cy Young Winner

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When Brim claims he's writing, he's actually building these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU

1 week, 4 days ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 102: Zaidi, Hanley, hot stove

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Oooohhh, a gastropod.

1 week, 4 days ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 102: Zaidi, Hanley, hot stove

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@Batted Bob @LiterallyPFP Burger King is fucking terrible. 

1 week, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez

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@Mike Petriello That's a picture of Carl Crawford, and none of you racists even noticed. 

1 week, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez

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@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin Talk to me about this taco. 

1 week, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez

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I have not yet decided whether to join Team Drank or Team Goat. I will entertain offers from each. 

1 week, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez

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@Dustin Nosler He could just politely ask Juan Uribe to leave. 

1 week, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Disgruntled Goat Me too. So hard I almost fapped it. 

1 week, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez

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@Batted Bob Slurp my tent. 

1 week, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez

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