Long Beach, CA
Civil Rights Game, man.
The wife and I are really enjoying The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (about a girl who spent her life in a bunker before moving to New York). Here's a line you guys might enjoy:
"I don't care. I spent 15 years in that bunker eating beans out of a Florida Marlins cap. The Marlins..."
8 hours, 2 minutes ago on One Week To Go, Who Makes It To Opening Day?
@Disgruntled Goat SWEETGOATLOVIN69
13 hours, 16 minutes ago on One Week To Go, Who Makes It To Opening Day?
@Disgruntled Goat Make love, not dinner.
@Disgruntled Goat @ThtsaPaddlin @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ Conman made it. It was based on a whole conversation.
13 hours, 21 minutes ago on One Week To Go, Who Makes It To Opening Day?
@James Loney Apologist Sam Adams had a really nice spring ale circa 2008, but it's been discontinued, and I've never been as fond of any of its replacements (or any of the seasonal beers, really). But I do enjoy Boston Lager.
13 hours, 23 minutes ago on One Week To Go, Who Makes It To Opening Day?
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ Yes you are.
13 hours, 24 minutes ago on One Week To Go, Who Makes It To Opening Day?
@KMT59 @ThtsaPaddlin iono
3 days, 10 hours ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch
FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN WAITING ALL SPRING TO SEE GARVEY
Spring looks weird under the lights.
@capnsparrow @ThtsaPaddlin @LA_Woman Fuck you capn I count how I want to count because when I count sometimes it equals more than when you count you fuckn prick.
@LA_Woman @ThtsaPaddlin Oh. Yeah. Lobo wanted to feed the giraffes at the zoo, and I thought that was kind of juvenile, but then I was informed that giraffes would be good slurpers of taint. So Conman posted an image and I adopted it.
@LA_Woman @ThtsaPaddlin But now...boner.
@LA_Woman @ThtsaPaddlin Well, 6 months, I guess.
I just heard Vinny's voice for the first time in 9 months.
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ BUT HE'S ADJUSTED HIS GRIP AND NOW HE'S GOOD, VND. FUCKING IDIOT.
3 days, 21 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster
@nsxtasy Then you potentially waste options when there are equal or better alternatives, no?
@Dustin Nosler KC?
@†ymathee That doesn't appear to be current Dodgers hitting coach Mark McGwire. I can tell by the uniform.
3 days, 22 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster
Easiest decision ever.
@Lobo @ThtsaPaddlin I just thought it was funny that in a city of so many divine pleasures, you made a surprisingly juvenile suggestion.
@0ptimus @ThtsaPaddlin Tainthouse™. For when any short-necked taint slurper just won't do.
@0ptimus @ThtsaPaddlin The problem is getting your taint high enough. Treehouse, maybe?
LOL Feed the giraffes.
@Lobo @- Casey - @DBrim @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ Well, nobody every goes any further north than Sacramento, so it's basically half way up the state.
@Dustin Nosler Just answer the fucking question, Dustin.
4 days, 18 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up
@Purple Drank @capnsparrow That would be called a freshwater layer, you fucking idiot. PTTBMM.
@Iron Man Returns It was cold in his office this morning and he pulled his shoulder while stretching.
Never touched him.
That was a Kemp-like swing.
@James Loney Apologist This fucking narrative is going to be a problem today.
4 days, 19 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up
Psh. Kershaw's probably not going to even make it out of the 7th today.
@Sangro Azul And Mike gets like 43 cents.
4 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up
@KMT59 In under the wire.
@Lance Uppercut @James Loney Apologist @ThtsaPaddlin @666foldamort Blah*
@James Loney Apologist @666foldamort I like the sheen on that neck that makes it look super realistic.
@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin @Batted Bob Yeah, I agree. But I wouldn't say that this season is radically different from last season in that regard.
@Purple Drank @Batted Bob LHB-on-LHP platoon splits take 1000 PA to stabilize. Adrian's "split" last season meant nothing.
@†ymathee That thing flew like a Yellowish American black vulture.
4 days, 21 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up
@TheConman SNLA deemed it necessary to put a watermark on this.
@Math Space Cat Yeah probably, but then I don't get the satisfaction of throwing something away that's branded "ESPN."
Bob didn't buy because he didn't want to waste paper. Now that I'm immediately throwing away a magazine every month, I understand that perspective.
I'm still reaping the rewards from that weird sale I alerted a bunch of you guys to. Wasn't it something like 2 years of ESPN Mag for $5.99?
@Purple Drank @Math Space Cat What about your normal-sized acquaintances?
@Mike Petriello This is really, really good.
@Batted Bob @JFK03 @Disgruntled Goat But how are her boobs?
4 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up
@Mike Petriello "Mike Petriello's shoulder is fine." - Don Mattingly
4 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up
@†ymathee @DBrim Not if he were a pitcher.
@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin Translated from Spanish, obviously.