Long Beach, CA
Civil Rights Game, man.
I am go fuck yourself and slurp my taint.
5 days, 14 hours ago on Daniel Corcino, the intriguing waiver wire acquisition
@Omer (beercoozie) @Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin I once got so drunk on Irish car bombs that I puked in my own car while my wife drove me home. It inexplicably smelled like bad beef jerky for weeks.
@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin DTMWTDSMFTD
5 days, 15 hours ago on Daniel Corcino, the intriguing waiver wire acquisition
@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin I'm not sure they have those here. I'll ask tomorrow.
I am dranked on multiple Guinnesses.
@DKD Seriously, though, Kevin. Stop putting your nose in their butts.
6 days, 11 hours ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 116 – Hot start (MLB/MiLB), July 2
@capnsparrow Yeah, if anybody, they should hate you.
6 days, 12 hours ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 116 – Hot start (MLB/MiLB), July 2
@uosɹədəɔıu sǝɹpɐd ʎɹəʌ™ He apparently puts his nose in butts.
I am in Dublin.
@AngryPanda (because they are artificial, and they loved to have relations)
@AngryPanda At my college, we called this a delta delta delta party.
@AngryPanda Nothing worse than an artificial fuck off.
Can't we all just respectfully slurp one another's taints?
@Dapper Turtle Dick Someone made this. And then someone turned it into a .gif.
@Dapper Turtle Dick Is this butts? Or poop?
The whole thing is pretty good. He's spot-on with his analysis. http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2015/4/17/8448973/giants-lose-eighth-straight-pledge-fealty-to-diamondbacks
1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers 7, Rockies 3: Clayton Kershaw At His Best-ish And Worst-ish
Love me some sad Grant.
The Giants didn't get a runner on second base until Joe Panik doubled in the ninth.
The Giants were out-hit 18 to four.
The Giants had four hits.
Josh Collmenter won't be in the league in five years. He can't throw harder than Barry Zito. Literally, Barry Zito today, the guy in Nashville, trying to make a comeback. The Giants couldn't hit him.
The Giants had one fewer hit tonight than Josh Collmenter, who is a pitcher.
@InsideThePark Hella Dickinin
Why does nearly-college-graduate Lobo look nothing like high school Spanish video Lobo?
@DodgerLivingInWeHo Mike picked them to make it pretty far IIRC.
@Hans Moleman Pasdbal*
1 week, 2 days ago on Rockies @ Dodgers April 17, 2015: Many Notes Edition
@uosɹədəɔıu sǝɹpɐd ʎɹəʌ™ 8 in a row tonight?
@uosɹədəɔıu sǝɹpɐd ʎɹəʌ™ Dancing away my hunger pangs. Movin' my feet so my stomach won't hurt.
I'm not sure AJ makes that play. He's terrible with fielding the hop and making the tag.
Andre's had some nice throws to the plate this season.
@LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) @ThtsaPaddlin How was it?
Yes, Goat, I know some people have. Has anyone here?
Has anyone heard the Rockies call of the Kershaw no-no?
Oh, I was only 1 pitch behind.
Well, I'm at least a batter behind.
But it was pretty.
Could have fielded it flat-footed, planted, and thrown.
He didn't need to short-hop that.
@nerrd Petroleum byproducts, probs.
@nerrd I had a few gnarly warts on my feet, and then I started surfing in Seal Beach and they went away.
@DBrim @ThtsaPaddlin But nobody said, "Bye, Ryan." which was disappointing.
@Still Bleeding Blue THANKS, KMT.
So we're just gonna let this go without saying, "Bye, Ryan."? https://twitter.com/DodgerInsider/status/589238948511162368
@Los Doyers Cubanos @ThtsaPaddlin I dunno. I think he just loves what Dustin has to say.
1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers’ best pitching prospects impressing early on
Hey Dustin, have you ever been inside Gabe Kapler's chicken coop? http://imgur.com/soZFNR4
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @ThtsaPaddlin Oh, that sounds like it would have been a better joke.
Dustin, the time you met Gabe Kapler, it was outside the context of chicken coop construction, right? http://imgur.com/soZFNR4
@Los Doyers Cubanos You could sit behind a tree?!?!
@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim I'm doing Goat's mom August 7th.
@DBrim @Disgruntled Goat If Grandal's leg is severed by a splintered bat and his femoral sprays the umpire in the eyes, what could be considered reacting appropriately?
(I'm looking for my niche)
Does Kapler like dick jokes?