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@James Loney Apologist @Mike Petriello does his shampoo mess up the ph?
6 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers’ prospects, as ranked by others
@666foldamort it's weird. everyone will put up monster numbers this year.
@James Loney Apologist filet o fish...dicks
someone do a place to hang out in comments sections about the dodgers power rankings
@nsxtasy @mawp @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ makes more sense, yes
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ is this like a "in no particular order", or...
@Mike Petriello @mawp Prove how unbiased you are by insisting that the Dodgers have a bottom-half rotation
Mike, are you doing any other positional power rankings for fangraphs?
@ih8turteam @Whose on First right, which is why it's absurd for stewart to be making that comp.
"I mean, Urias is in the minors, too, so I don't know why it's a big deal we're sending the 24 yo stud we just paid 60 million there."
1 week ago on Dodgers’ prospects, as ranked by others
@Whose on First i caught that too. Ridiculous face-saving spin.
@ih8turteam @Mike Petriello doesn't sound like a "throwback". Wonder why they signed him.
@Purple Drank in other words, very dead
@Purple Drank Conte seems optimistic.
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) this is true
@Purple Drank @Mike Petriello John McCain, either.
@Purple Drank @Mike Petriello is TLR Dick Cheney in this analogy?
@KanYeezus @Purple Drank @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ torrance whatwhat
@KanYeezus @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ some people disagree with this, but I truly think it has the same roots as whatever makes people say "we" all the time.
@capnsparrow @Dustin Nosler @mawp between naps, you mean.
1 week ago on Pitchers You Don’t Care About Are Getting Hurt
@Dustin Nosler @mawp you guys planning on having him on again this spring? By the way, your podcast has improved a lot since a while ago when I last listened. I look forward to it now.
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ i'd give a listen
Hey Mike, do you ever do podcasts?
@Disgruntled Goat @mawp oh, I am. I just didn't know that could happen
wait. why is seager playing? Did he not get sent down?
@PagansOedipalComplex @mawp @Jeremy_N @- Casey -
Do you agree with the reasoning in this article why or why not
1 week, 3 days ago on Corey Seager, Darnell Sweeney, Scott Schebler, and 3 others cut
@PagansOedipalComplex @mawp @Jeremy_N @- Casey - I understand the player wants to be in the big leagues, and so does his agent, but those aren't exactly unbiased parties. They want more money, the team wants more money. Why is one side considered shitty when they successfully leverage the (arguably bad) system in their favor?
@PagansOedipalComplex @mawp @Jeremy_N @- Casey - I just don't see how it's shitty. From the perspective of anyone involved. Even fans of the team should recognize that 2 weeks for an entire extra year of team control puts the organization in a better position long term.
@PagansOedipalComplex @Jeremy_N @- Casey - 14 games for an entire extra year? Who wouldn't make that trade? If anything, change the system with such obvious incentives.
@PagansOedipalComplex @Jeremy_N @- Casey - Serious about winning longterm.
@ThtsaPaddlin @obi wan tatobi if it helps I don't much care for wbsssbssassasaaa and I thought I was the only one. So the mob mentality isn't universal.
1 week, 4 days ago on Joc Pederson Is Going To Win The Center Field Job, Obviously
@666foldamort that joke doesn't make the same amount of sense for all players.
@BehindOrangeLines @TheConman i enjoy this joke.
@TheConman @LA_Woman i play guitar and I've played around on the banjo. It's different. Knowing a stringed instrument will help, but it's awkward
@obi wan tatobi @TellMyWifeISaidHello @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ ethier should take this deal
Bates Motel is like Twin Peaks sorta
1 week, 4 days ago on Dodgers’ prospect Corey Seager batting practice video
@Disgruntled Goat @mawp @TheConman @PagansOedipalComplex @Superba right i get that. He should go by QuiQue
@Disgruntled Goat @TheConman @PagansOedipalComplex @Superba I've actually been wondering about this. Why would there be an accent over that e? It isn't pronounced that way.
@Disgruntled Goat @mawp especially since they keep the camera on the guy in the dugout for long stretches of time, instead of actually showing the game. I'm furious again just thinknig about it.
1 week, 5 days ago on Mailbag #21: Seager/Guzman/LaRoche Comps, Joc Concerns, Dodgers Not Spending?
@Disgruntled Goat @mawp it's fucking awful programming.
anyone else get unexpectedly angry at those inning-long ingame dugout interviews with coaches/players that other feeds seem to do all the time? I get so pissed I actually switch it back to Rick and Charlie.
@Disgruntled Goat @mawp @TheConman yeah i remember that guy
@Disgruntled Goat @mawp @TheConman what was his llyvefire name?
@Disgruntled Goat @mawp @TheConman ohhhhhh i was going to say, I understand he's EXmedia, but still, he's a semi public figure.
@TheConman @mawp @Disgruntled Goat it's not too far down, but drank was saying it was time to block him ... something something bombing abortion clinics. I don't know.
@Disgruntled Goat @mawp right me too but I'm morbidly curious
I went to Tony Jackson's twitter to see what everyone was talking about and it has been hijacked by Russians. Is he not @dodgerscribe anymore?
It's really weird that baseball media people, especially oldschool types, will discuss sabermetrics without ever defining the term. If it's going to be talked about practically every day, you would think they would mention the history of SABR. ever.
1 week, 6 days ago on More camp cuts: Dodgers option Zach Lee, Joe Wieland and others
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @capnsparrow @mawp @The Dude Abides @BurritoCat @Disgruntled Goat yet somehow they have sea world
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Julio Urias, Chris Anderson among first camp cuts
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @capnsparrow @mawp @The Dude Abides @BurritoCat @Disgruntled Goat i agree with this.
@capnsparrow @The Dude Abides @BurritoCat @Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello everyone always says that, but then they freak out when texans want to secede.