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Dear Caron: Welcome to the Thunder Family.
Dear Officer Geller. Bless you.
6 days, 12 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Tuff Juice
Dear Gabe Ikard. Please stay home. Bless you.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Heat vs. Thunder: Pregame primer
Just a quick heads up that one of your own turned a year older today. No, it ain't me - I quit counting about the time David knocked out Goliath. I'm not allowed to disclose his age, but have noticed he has added the title "Mr." to his screen name...which makes me lmao for a number of reasons. Well, to the Birthday Boy - bless you.
1 month ago on Wednesday Bolts – 2.5.14
You got it working, my son. I'm just saying, not sure even JC could take you right now one-on-one. Just one thing - don't put too much pressure on your back tonight. Russ ain't there. I know, if Lazarus - why not Russ? Gotta save it for when it counts most. This is the regular season. First meeting. Take it for what it is. No more, no less. I know you'll play your hardest, and that's good enough for me. You're my MVP. Bless you, KD aka Slim Reaper aka The Gift aka Kid Clutch.
1 month, 1 week ago on 10 thoughts, fears and questions heading into the Heat game
@f5alcon@OBoyzOld Man Another reason for you to be thankful today...and do NOT quote me on that. Bless you.
@f5alcon@'Stache Adams Trust me, you really don't want me to quote you on that topic to She Who Must Be Obeyed.
@f5alcon@OBoyzOld Man@Mr. OBoy It's a little unnerving, isn't it? Like looking in the sun when you know you shouldn't, but you still keep doing it.
@'Stache Adams@OBoyzOld Man@Mr. OBoy Wanna guess who gets the check?
@Mr. OBoy Don't encourage him. It's a birthday dinner for the Saint who bore him for 9 months, brought him into the world and has refrained from taking him out of it for lo these many years. No worries, bro - I'll take possession of your phone and eliminate the temptation. Later, when you push "play" on that DVR, it will feel live. Bless you and bless She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Dear Royce: Congrats on 5 years of excellence. When it comes to the freaks and weirdos, just remember patience is a virtue. Sometimes you just gotta take a deep breath, smile and shake your head. Trust me on this one. Bless you and keep up the good work.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Happy five years, DT
Dear Dirk: I've always like you for some reason. You are one funny German. Describing my boy Steven as "the white Kendrick Perkins." LMAO for sure. Bless you.
4 months ago on Thursday Bolts – 11.7.13
@BallSoHard @OBoyzOld Man Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bless you.
4 months, 1 week ago on Thunder vs. Jazz: Pregame Primer
Dear Kevin: Time to get this journey started. Know you'll be missing your main man Russ at first, but trust me - you can handle it. Counting on you to be the leader these young guns need. The Big Kiwi got game. Perk - If you're hearing footsteps, it's the Thunder from Down Under. And would somebody please feed Jeremy an energy drink before tipoff? Young bro looks like he just rolled outa the rack and laced up his shoes. If he dyes his fro this season, hold him down and shave it off. Now go have some fun tonight. Bless you.
Royce - Cool story, bro. Well written.
Now to the important stuff:
This is the semi-official announcement of my formation of a streetball team to compete in OKC's version of Rucker Park or whatever it's being called. Naming rights are still available, a jersey design contest will be announced shortly, and open tryouts are being staged in an unnamed gym in an obscure part of OKC and surrounding areas. Currently seeking those with exceptional ball-handling skills, deadly outside shooting, tenacious D and beastiality on the boards. Me? Think Uncle Drew.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Five Years of Thunder: The timeline
Dear Kevin: Never been more proud of you than today. No, not for enduring a WNBA game...although that's a close second. You make us all proud, humble and thankful. To quote one of your teammates - "Just keep dpoin' what you doin', how you doin' it." You said it best in your exit interview: You're not Kobe, LeBron, or Magic. Your KD. Wouldn't want it any other way. Bless you - again and again.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on Kevin Durant donates $1 million to disaster relief
NBA should immediately rework its "BIG" ad campaign. That's huge.
Dear Royce: Another job/season well done. Thank you. How you control the frustration associated with passionate/irrational fans is beyond me. Maybe you stood in the "Infinite Patience" line twice. As for me, sometimes I just want to smite someone who's taken one ride too many on the Crazy Train. Seriously, the entire DT Nation appreciates all you do, every day, at the craziest of hours. To borrow a line from a currently-less-than-popular OKC player, "Just keep doin' what you doin', how you doin' it." Bless you.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 5.17.13
@f5alcon @OBoyzOld Man Then I suggest you be in your seat by 8:15. Bless you.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Wednesday Bolts – 5.15.13
@Jooseppi @OBoyzOld Man Bless you.
Wicked thunderstorm just hit downtown OKC. My timing must be off - was supposed to arrive at 8:30 p.m.