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hey I just noticed DK can still see my tweets. wtf

25 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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ohhhhhhh. looks likes it's around the forehead. am I right?

28 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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brb, I need to look up where that is

28 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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early this morning yeah, then I have some dispo papers I have to send off this afternoon. how are the vijagames?

32 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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his swing is only slightly less goofy than Lilly's

34 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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drank is trying to steal my friendship from Strve Lyons now

37 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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what's this about knuckles?

37 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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idgi, is he wrong? the only reason League exists is that contract

42 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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efb ghosted his own lol. I guess it wasn't that funny

2 hours, 11 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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please, I don't go for purples.

2 hours, 13 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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fighting self so hard not to make terrible joke

2 hours, 18 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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one day I hope to have a block list bigger than my follower list. I'm like halfway there

2 hours, 29 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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see I just autoblock. fuck that noise

2 hours, 31 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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I probably won't be, my husband will proba be hella dead :/

2 hours, 33 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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yes, the sin huevos predicament

2 hours, 34 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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I mean, unless you're either like 10 or 100. that I understand

2 hours, 34 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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how can you not have relations for 10 yrs? wtf

2 hours, 35 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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they actually were... at least a few times. that Javier Lopez strike was ridiculous

2 hours, 36 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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I would explode in a ball of gooey hormones

2 hours, 37 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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thank you mountain

2 hours, 38 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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I felt that way, yes. those misses calls also led to runs

2 hours, 38 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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2 hours, 39 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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MY COMMENT TO LIKE RATIO IS TOO DAMN LOW. I HATE YOU LIVEFYRE

2 hours, 39 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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dodger loss sex is the best. take out yo frustrations.

2 hours, 41 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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on your wedding daaaay

2 hours, 43 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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fuck you for complaining. I'm indoors for reals, like no windows for reals

2 hours, 44 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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LIKE RAAAYEEEEAAAAIN

2 hours, 45 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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you know what Jansen's blown saves are like?

2 hours, 45 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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You may be over simplifying BAbip a tad too much. Love ya k bye

3 hours, 34 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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the electrons are just out of phase, nothing to worry about

19 hours, 3 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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looks like a water molecule

19 hours, 4 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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But I can see the utility. I wonder what would happen if mosques utilized this strategy

19 hours, 5 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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this is weird and hilarious

19 hours, 6 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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well that happened

19 hours, 8 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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I have actually never hated an active player for just plain being terrible. I think his salary makes it justifiable in my stupid little brain

19 hours, 13 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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NO. NOW, NOW DAMMIT.

19 hours, 15 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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personally, VND wouldn't mind a nice 10G's thrown into her bank account tonight.

19 hours, 15 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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let's hope it's all good

19 hours, 24 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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I'm moderately reassured by previous examination being unimpressive.

19 hours, 26 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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this gif makes me happy sad

19 hours, 27 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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I really want Billingsley to be ok. I hope he's just being way cautious

19 hours, 33 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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