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you guys are kidnapping yourselves

1 hour, 5 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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this place has yielded to hockey.

my god.

1 hour, 14 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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this tweet is a dinosaur

1 hour, 58 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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whatever your answer is, youre stupid. gfy

2 hours, 1 minute ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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=D

do you see a penis or a happy face?

2 hours, 2 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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the brain will fuckin destroy the rest of the body for self preservation. hell of an organ

2 hours, 46 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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those polls are bullpoop

2 hours, 48 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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behold. your brain fucking with you and two colors

2 hours, 49 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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not sure if you guys remember when i mentioned Julio Urias, the childhood tumor, unaffected eyesight and the plasticity of the brain. the brain is the coolest organ in the human body, and still the most mysterious.

2 hours, 49 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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!!!111!!!111!!!!!!!1!!11!!

3 hours, 31 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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yeah yeah. shes a fly by night insurance salesman compared to Beyonce #TeamQueenB

3 hours, 31 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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this is one hell of a dental clinic alright. kinda cool actually https://twitter.com/mimpatwt/status/571134887685521408

3 hours, 32 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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well, the thing is i used to worship her when i was little, and had all her Destiny Child posters on my walls (you know, back when her mom used to make their matching-but-slightly-different dresses?) and then she goes off and just continues to be successful and not some weird ass, deranged fool who falls into oblivion by age 30. shes so bad ass

3 hours, 33 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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its all Beyonce!!!! arrghhhh

3 hours, 35 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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fly by night insurance salesman

3 hours, 36 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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oh, livefyre has fucked up formatting sometimes

3 hours, 59 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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whats up with the pixels?

3 hours, 59 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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ive had my full blood panel done - liver is actually damn healthy, as are my HDLs, LDLs, blood pressure, pulse rate. pretty sure you'd want my lab results tbh

4 hours, 1 minute ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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im 31, all my organs have more miles on them than you, youngen

4 hours, 5 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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i see it in both, which is scaring me

4 hours, 6 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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do you see it in white and gold?

4 hours, 6 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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maybe thats why lobo has such strong opinions. he literally cant see the other side

4 hours, 10 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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lobo do you ever run into things? 

4 hours, 15 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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that is not a good thing there my lobo. were you left undiagnosed as a child?

4 hours, 16 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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your eyes are weak and fragile

4 hours, 17 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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when capn figured out that boys have a higher frequency for certain genetic mutation for color sightedness

4 hours, 20 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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i think it has to do with the saturation on your screen

4 hours, 23 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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can i say that i saw the colors once one way, then i went back and looked and the colors were different

4 hours, 25 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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what the fuck is going on

4 hours, 33 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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will you buy me a growler of orxata?

4 hours, 38 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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humans are mostly annoying

4 hours, 39 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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i dunno... just not that much fun. i was a lot younger so my idea of fun is probably different now

4 hours, 41 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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the ones in SF were whack

4 hours, 43 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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