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THis is his "I just sharted" face
3 days, 19 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
He makes some goofy faces when he pitches
@Batted Bob Did he smell weird? I feel like he would smell weird
3 days, 21 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
@- Casey - @EephusBlue The source image had some forced color palette on it. Had to run it thru illustrator to scrape it off
Fixing that was like pulling teeth
1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @EephusBlue noway not yet
1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers trade Dee, Haren to Marlins for Heaney, Hatcher, 2 prospects
All hell gonna break loose huh?
@JackedNate @EephusBlue @Moderately Excited Towel As a rule I never read Mike's posts
4 weeks, 1 day ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel
@Moderately Excited Towel We had Russell Martin?
Crap. I had such high hopes for Onelki
@moneynow27 They do not
1 month ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel
@moneynow27 @Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @Dustin Nosler whut?
@JackedNate @EephusBlue @Disgruntled Goat @Dustin Nosler Yup. Thats why I said Utley
@Disgruntled Goat @Dustin Nosler he has 45 million coming over the next 3 years if he hits his PA bonuses
@Dustin Nosler SELL SELL SELL!
@Dustin Nosler Utley
I am so glad Try and Fail is gone
@I Digesti splitting hairs
1 month ago on Did The Dodgers Make A Mistake In Non-Tendering Russell Martin in 2010?
@Most Valuable foldamort I will.
@ tomato No I was joking. We really are defending them.
@ tomato Not really
@Mike Petriello @capnsparrow Its attitudes like this that are leading this great nation to ruin and decaying our moral fiber
@capnsparrow He was?
BRING ME JASON CASTRO!
@Jeremy_N Whatever dude. Athletes outside of Greinke are so full of shit
@DodgersFan He is Cuban. We loves us some Cubans
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @EephusBlue Unfortunate but goat hates a lot of things so tevs
@FigurativelyTymathee @EephusBlue The morning I woke up to the revelation he was caught on roids still stands as one of the shittiest Dodger related mornings ever
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @EephusBlue Let me restate: I'm so bored. I want something INTERESTING to talk about
I'm so bored. I want something to talk about
Y'know, if there is one thing I have hope for this new FO, its that they won't fall for the 'two weeks of amazing play deserves a 3 yr extension' bit
@Dustin Nosler Its becoming a real thing
1 month, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @EephusBlue @FigurativelyTymathee Same. I argue that swapping him for another shitty player isnt an upgrade. That empty spot can go to a better player, even if we have to eat all the money
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @EephusBlue @FigurativelyTymathee The empty roster spot has value
@FigurativelyTymathee @EephusBlue Can you? That seems like a lot of money for the pen.
If you do a Ubaldo Ethier swap, isnt that basically the same thing?
@ak825 @EephusBlue That is absolutely not a given.
1 month, 1 week ago on Hanley Ramirez Declines Qualifying Offer, Obviously
@ak825 The only way they move Kemp is if they can replace his production elsewhere. Upgrade at catcher, SS, 3B etc
@ak825 Because we need his production as much as, if not more than, any other team does.
@ak825 @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @EephusBlue No that is so absurd a notion not worth considering.
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @EephusBlue No
What about Hellickson?
@Purple Drank @EephusBlue Why not?
If you could have Giancarlo Stanton but it meant getting rid of Matt Kemp, would most of you say hell yes?
@Jeremy_N Rating: Cool story
1 month, 1 week ago on How Much Competition Would The Dodgers Have For Russell Martin?
@capnsparrow @DINGERS! Crazy people are going crazy Cap. Its in the words.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Rejoice! Dodgers To Hire Farhan Zaidi as GM
@Lobo Please don't
@DBrim Im so tired of people like that.
@brincon @randomguido You are getting in the way of his narrative.