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Yeah, our bullpen is just aces.

1 day, 10 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 23, 2015: Mike Bolsinger, To Avoid Being Swept

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I want to have Kendrick's children.

1 day, 10 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 23, 2015: Mike Bolsinger, To Avoid Being Swept

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@AtomAgeVampirein308 I just enrolled with Unlocator, and am able to watch Vin here in SF.

2 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 22, 2015: So Much Roster Churn

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@PagansOedipalComplex Thanks for reminding me. I was at all of those -- and the series in Oakland where they also shit the bed.

2 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 22, 2015: So Much Roster Churn

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I miss Gagne going after Bonds.

3 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 21, 2015: How To Use Depth

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You have to realize most fans up here don't know the difference between the majors and single A.

3 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 21, 2015: How To Use Depth

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Did I not get the memo that it's Nation Fucking Double Play Day?

3 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 21, 2015: How To Use Depth

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Don's managerial acumen strikes again.

2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 10, 2015: Fun with Adrian Gonzalez’s numbers

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In other news, I'm finding it gratifying how quickly the fans here have turned against Sandoval. Funny how they couldn't see what a load he was when he played at Phone Bill Park.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers 6, Padres 3: The Dodgers Are Going 162-0

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Your San Diego Padres Defense, ladies and gentlemen.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 6, 2015: Opening Day

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The season isn't entirely hopeless!

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 6, 2015: Opening Day

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Game over. Season over.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 6, 2015: Opening Day

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Dee would have had it.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 6, 2015: Opening Day

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@Purple Drank Ruby Skye? That place freaks me the fuck out every time I walk by it

1 month ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@KMT59 Missed the cutoff man. DFA him.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Mailbag #20: Zach Lee, Alex Guerrero, Stats Brainwashing, Corey Seager … Now?

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If you took the words "beat," "LA," "fuck," "more," and "beer" from a Jint fan's vocabulary, they'd be mute.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Don’t fret about Yasmani Grandal from the right side

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"nibbled to death by ducks"

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Don’t fret about Yasmani Grandal from the right side

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Pen in mid-season form.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Don’t fret about Yasmani Grandal from the right side

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@CeeBeast @Bill Grabarkewitz Compared to the stuff I edit all day, this was James Joyce.

2 months, 1 week ago on Why signing Yoan Moncada makes sense for the Dodgers

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@CeeBeast @Bill Grabarkewitz Well, I didn't write it. I just want Olivera and Moncada.

2 months, 1 week ago on Why signing Yoan Moncada makes sense for the Dodgers

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@Tymathee I lost 65 pounds by cutting down on calories and walking a couple of miles a day. It probably didn't hurt that I haven't had fast food or soda for about two years.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: Best Tools

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@SantaLaSorda @Hoze Second basemen bat second.

4 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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Delighting in my Jint fan friends bitching about them letting Morse go.

4 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@EephusBlue He looks like an overgrown toddler.

4 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@TheConman @DodgerBytes "I wish I was the King of the South Bay, so I could reign in Torrance,"

4 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@Too Blue Well, losing him improves the pen, so you're half-right.

4 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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Christmas came early.

4 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@Catfish Fryin @itsthatguywhodoesstuff @DKD Zen master of comedy. Who knew he was doing this?

4 months, 1 week ago on A deeper look at Howie Kendrick, Dee Gordon’s replacement

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@Mike Petriello Goddam Ben Stiller and his publicity stunts.

4 months, 1 week ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle

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@internet baseball fan potato friend You got a beef with Kobe? (I slay myself ...)

4 months, 2 weeks ago on So Long, Matt Kemp

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@deblueLostintheWilderness And I'd be happy for him.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on The Night That Blew Up Baseball

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All I can say is, Joc better live up to the hype. Nothing like putting a lot of pressure on an untested rookie.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on The Night That Blew Up Baseball

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@DodgerLivingInWeHo @wilhud I hear The Pirate Bay has some available.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?

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@BIah @Diane. I heart Matt Kemp like you love yo moms Bullshit. I want him there in the DS outfield celebrating a WS win. I don't want him stranded in Petco.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?

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@TheConman Well, he lasted longer than Heaney.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?

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@LA_Woman @wilhud We're all going to Philly for Hamels?

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?

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@Technogit For the next few minutes.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?

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@Guitar Mine is Kemp, so I feel your pain.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?

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@ThtsaPaddlin @TheConman This is the Brian Wilson of message boards tonight.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?

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@DroogyDodger How is this different from Real Magic?

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers trade Dee, Haren to Marlins for Heaney, Hatcher, 2 prospects

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@LiterallyPFP @FollowSmoke Took the words right off my keyboard

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers trade Dee, Haren to Marlins for Heaney, Hatcher, 2 prospects

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@JackedNate Still haven't seen all of it. Got bogged down early in Season Three.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers trade Dee, Haren to Marlins for Heaney, Hatcher, 2 prospects

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