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Welp, at least it was a well-managed game
1 week, 5 days ago on Nationals @ Dodgers Sept. 3, 2014: Joc Pederson Rides Again
Don's thinking "Just a fly ball now."
@Matt Kemp's Bath Towel Higher than Donnie's IQ.
I can't stand it.
Who could have seen that coming?
Oh, for gods sake; why not?
1 week, 6 days ago on Nationals @ Dodgers Sept. 3, 2014: Joc Pederson Rides Again
@LASports96 Have you never seen a Dodger game?
Bases loaded, one out? What WILL happen?
Oh, Joc, Joc, Joc. Puh-leeze.
@0ptimus "Scoring fly ball," if you please.
@Lobo However he says it is the right way. Period.
Donnie's thought processes are beyond my comprehension.
Jayson Werth, meet Matt Holliday.
I woke up a minute or so before it happened, said "oh; that's a earthquake," calmed my wife down, and went back to sleep.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years
@DodgerNoLongerLivingintheBay @corylol The Coliseum is a toilet, but you can get fantastic seats for peanuts.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 22, 2014: Ethier Lives, Greinke Maybe Lives, Beckett Doesn’t Live
@Purple Drank @Dodger in Florida Don's thought processes are not like our own.
@Purple Drank Playoff baseball?
@Purple Drank Especially his own throat.
@dappler218 Join the club.
Oh, Brian Wilson; you never fail to disappoint.
Sets up the DP. That way, we'd already start the 8th with one out, since they carry over.
@Purple Drank Gonzo killed the rally.
The fuck, Zach?
@Disgruntled Goat Reminds me. 50 years ago tonight, I was at the Beatles concert.
There is something about this team that takes me from the depths of despair, then up to the penthouse, then back down, and then up again.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 21, 2014: Kinda need this win, fellas
Well, that was ugly.
1 month ago on Brewers @ Dodgers Aug. 17, 2014: Dan Haren looks to halt losing streak
@Bay_of_Puigs @Bill Grabarkewitz Ya think?
Who'd have ever imagined that Haren would end up being the least-effective pitcher today?
All right! Here we go! Back to back to back to back to back and we're right in it.
Well, at least it can't get any worse, right?
Good night, everybody!
@Swung at ball 4 They must have read the story in the NY Times today about speeding up games. Just doing their part.
"Stop swinging at balls at your ankles."
1 month ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 16, 2014: We’re Going To Miss Juan Uribe So Much
Stop swinging at balls at your ankles!
@Dodger in Florida @Bill Grabarkewitz Maybe both?
Couldn't figure out why I kept having seizures when they showed the crowd behind the plate until I spotted Mary Hart.
MLB got me here just in time.
@- Casey - The only "fans" that are more entitled than Barves fans are from St. Looey and Boston.
1 month ago on Dodgers 6, Braves 4: So Long, Atlanta, and Your Awful Tomahawk Chop
I blame Crawford. Somehow.
1 month ago on Dodgers @ Braves August 12, 2014: Oh Good, More Dan Haren
@TheDeliMan "Ithaca is gorges," to quote the bumper sticker. Nice small town. Go,
1 month ago on Dodgers 6, Braves 2: Nice To Meet You, Kevin Correia
I tell ya; if I were managing against the Dodgers,I'd start every inning by walking the bases full.
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 7, 2014: Win That World Series Preview
@Weston Taylor @KMT59 With 9 to play.
1 month, 1 week ago on Roberto Hernandez Is Starting on Friday Instead Of Josh Beckett
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 6, 2014: Goodbye, Chone Figgins (At Least For Now)
@ConfederacyofBuntses (still 2015 NOTY eligible) This is why I love baseball.
Never thought I'd want Haren to still be pitching.
5 + 1, please.
1 month, 1 week ago on Angels @ Dodgers August 4, 2014: Freeway Series Is Go