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Yeah, our bullpen is just aces.
1 day, 10 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 23, 2015: Mike Bolsinger, To Avoid Being Swept
I want to have Kendrick's children.
Umps in the bag?
@AtomAgeVampirein308 I just enrolled with Unlocator, and am able to watch Vin here in SF.
2 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 22, 2015: So Much Roster Churn
@PagansOedipalComplex Thanks for reminding me. I was at all of those -- and the series in Oakland where they also shit the bed.
I miss Gagne going after Bonds.
3 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 21, 2015: How To Use Depth
You have to realize most fans up here don't know the difference between the majors and single A.
Did I not get the memo that it's Nation Fucking Double Play Day?
Don's managerial acumen strikes again.
2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 10, 2015: Fun with Adrian Gonzalez’s numbers
Puig at 3rd = comedy.
In other news, I'm finding it gratifying how quickly the fans here have turned against Sandoval. Funny how they couldn't see what a load he was when he played at Phone Bill Park.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers 6, Padres 3: The Dodgers Are Going 162-0
Your San Diego Padres Defense, ladies and gentlemen.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 6, 2015: Opening Day
The season isn't entirely hopeless!
Game over. Season over.
Dee would have had it.
@Purple Drank Ruby Skye? That place freaks me the fuck out every time I walk by it
1 month ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know
@KMT59 Missed the cutoff man. DFA him.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Mailbag #20: Zach Lee, Alex Guerrero, Stats Brainwashing, Corey Seager … Now?
@Casey the DeliMan 89
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Don’t fret about Yasmani Grandal from the right side
If you took the words "beat," "LA," "fuck," "more," and "beer" from a Jint fan's vocabulary, they'd be mute.
"nibbled to death by ducks"
Pen in mid-season form.
@CeeBeast @Bill Grabarkewitz Compared to the stuff I edit all day, this was James Joyce.
2 months, 1 week ago on Why signing Yoan Moncada makes sense for the Dodgers
@CeeBeast @Bill Grabarkewitz Well, I didn't write it. I just want Olivera and Moncada.
I'm for this.
@Tymathee I lost 65 pounds by cutting down on calories and walking a couple of miles a day. It probably didn't hurt that I haven't had fast food or soda for about two years.
2 months, 1 week ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: Best Tools
@666foldamort Is that Moe Howard's dog?
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Winter Leagues Update #3: Grandal & Hernandez Additions, Ravin At 100 MPH
@SantaLaSorda @Hoze Second basemen bat second.
4 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp
Delighting in my Jint fan friends bitching about them letting Morse go.
4 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
@EephusBlue He looks like an overgrown toddler.
@TheConman @DodgerBytes "I wish I was the King of the South Bay, so I could reign in Torrance,"
@Too Blue Well, losing him improves the pen, so you're half-right.
Christmas came early.
@Catfish Fryin @itsthatguywhodoesstuff @DKD Zen master of comedy. Who knew he was doing this?
4 months, 1 week ago on A deeper look at Howie Kendrick, Dee Gordon’s replacement
@Mike Petriello Goddam Ben Stiller and his publicity stunts.
4 months, 1 week ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle
@Catfish Fryin But he looks good on the $20 bill
@internet baseball fan potato friend You got a beef with Kobe? (I slay myself ...)
4 months, 2 weeks ago on So Long, Matt Kemp
@deblueLostintheWilderness And I'd be happy for him.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on The Night That Blew Up Baseball
All I can say is, Joc better live up to the hype. Nothing like putting a lot of pressure on an untested rookie.
@DodgerLivingInWeHo @wilhud I hear The Pirate Bay has some available.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers acquire Howie Kendrick from Angels, what is life?
@BIah @Diane. I heart Matt Kemp like you love yo moms Bullshit. I want him there in the DS outfield celebrating a WS win. I don't want him stranded in Petco.
@TheConman Well, he lasted longer than Heaney.
@LA_Woman @wilhud We're all going to Philly for Hamels?
@Technogit For the next few minutes.
@DroogyDodger (Blaise) In Crazy World.
@Guitar Mine is Kemp, so I feel your pain.
@ThtsaPaddlin @TheConman This is the Brian Wilson of message boards tonight.
@DroogyDodger How is this different from Real Magic?
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers trade Dee, Haren to Marlins for Heaney, Hatcher, 2 prospects
@LiterallyPFP @FollowSmoke Took the words right off my keyboard
@JackedNate Still haven't seen all of it. Got bogged down early in Season Three.