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@Lopes Magopes This sounds like an echo of 2007's "let the kids play."
16 minutes ago on Phillies @ Dodgers April 24, 2014: No Kemp Tonight
@TaintsnifferMcGillicutty @Lobo@Bill GrabarkewitzThis was supposed to be the best team in baseball. They look like a high school team.
53 minutes ago on Phillies @ Dodgers April 24, 2014: No Kemp Tonight
Donny will be gone by the All-Star break. Book it.
56 minutes ago on Phillies @ Dodgers April 24, 2014: No Kemp Tonight
@InsideThePark (Ethier, Kemp, Puig) I hope so, since I'll be there.
1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 15, 2014: Jackie Robinson Day
I wasn't here, but when I saw that brilliant bunt, this quote came to mind: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced"
As someone who was there, let me say you would have been. All those things you take for granted were pioneered by the Beatles. Just as without Louis Armstrong, you wouldn't have Bing Crosby, which means no Sinatra which means no Elvis, which means no rock music, without the Beatles, you have fifty years of Fabian and Paul Anka.
2 weeks ago on Here’s What We’ve Learned About the 2014 Dodgers So Far
@P_F_P @PagansOedipalComplexYou are all idiots.
As creepy as photos of that mascot are, they are as nothing compared to seeing it in real life. His soulless eyes want to transport you into the fifth level of hell. They're also using a darker-skinned (dare I say African-American) version of it on the message board in the "Make some noise!" pleas -- even worse (and more confusing) is that it holds a bullhorn up to its mouth, but never opens it or speaks.
The worst part is the way kids (and adults) were flocking to it to get their photos taken with it before the game. I guess it's here to stay.
I must say I do like the overall new look of the place, though. Makes Phone Bill Park look downright shabby -- which it is, but ...
For you guys watching at home: there's a guy in the front row -- he'd be on the 3rd base side of the plate -- in a tiger-pattern suit and a big-ass black hat. He looks like a wrestler or something. Is he someone famous?
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Tigers @ Dodgers April 9, 2014: Beckett is Back
I'm at the game. Never heard the place that loud -- then that quiet, goddammit
@ryus_hadouken @Bill Grabarkewitz Thanks!
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Tigers @ Dodgers April 8, 2014: Interleague Play Already?
Though I am going tomorrow.
Anyone got the broadcast URL? Being here in LA sucks as far as trying to see the game.
I don't like Timmeh, but that mustache makes him look like even more of a tool.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 6, 2014: Don’t Get Swept, Please
@InsideThePark (Opening Night/Day Home/Away) You mock, but did they score any more runs in the 4th? They did not. Q.E.D.
@KMT59 Vin said Friday that they'd have guest PA people this year. Guess it's cheaper than paying a full-time guy.
@Mike Petriello @Bill GrabarkewitzHope her voice doesn't give people seizures.
Who's on the PA tonight?
@Tired Math Cat Every time Kruk says something intelligent.
There's little that more pathetic up here than going to a Jint game and seeing grown-ass adults in panda hats.
@Noel D #fundamentals
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly
Because, of course.
WTF was that Fox graphic showing what the positions were? Is this remedial baseball? Though, given we're stuck with Buck and Reynolds ...
Donny gonna call for the squeeze here?
Oh please, oh please.
Jeez. Does anyone know what beer they're serving at the stadium?
Anything else on teevee?
@DodgersFan 25-way tie.
I love this team.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 4, 2014: Dodger Stadium Is Back And So Is Matt Kemp
Is that Ross Porter?
"Trumbo" is trending on Twitter right now.
1 month ago on Dodgers announce Australia roster, with a few surprises
Trumbo plays left like I do.
Gonzalez's blazing speed.
Pull him. Now.
Are beach balls next?
Trumbo would have had that.
God, I love Puig.
Who would have thought that SVS would hit the first homer in Australia?
@PJ14 @Barney GGrit.
@Lobo All baseballs are rubbed with that mud. Seriously.
@Noel D Babe Ruth breaking a cricket bat and Albert Spaulding bringing a team to Australia, so yes. (But that almost goes without saying.)
@TheConman Marine layer.
@Lobo @Bill GrabarkewitzI just mean weird shit is going to happen all night.