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Now let's get him a goddamn ring.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
It's two things. The first is the genuine lack of talent when it comes to Bay Area sportscasters. When a dimwit like Gary Radnich (or Dumb and Dumber in the Giants booth) is held up as the gold standard, it's actually a very low bar to clear. Second is the overall provinciality of San Francisco; that anything here is better than anything anywhere else and that anything must be filtered through the lens of what it means to the city. How many times have I been subject to bandwagon fans putting the Jints' success only in the context of the Dodgers? Bay Area journalism is bad, but its sports reporting is near the bottom of a very deep barrel (exceeded only by the awfulness of its arts coverage, but that's another subject).
2 weeks, 1 day ago on If not Russell Martin, then who will catch for the Dodgers?
@Purple Drank Meet you there. I'll be coming up to the city later today.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on All Hail The Mighty New Dodgers Front Office
I have to agree. It's not like the Pads are a shining example of success tone emulated. I'm hopeful, though.
3 weeks ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues
It's not like I didn't know it was coming, but it's still bitter
1 month ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
The only thing I hate more than the giants is their moronic fans
Strangely, my Jint fan friends aren't shooting their mouths off on FB tonight.
1 month ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far
I haven't watched for five years. The prospect of the Jints, Cards, or Sawx winning was too depressing.
1 month ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C Tim Federowicz
@Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan @Tymathee "Expect?" It's required.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Welcome To Town, Andrew Friedman
1 month, 2 weeks ago on The News You’ve Wanted: Colletti Out, Friedman In
@Diane Nguyen I have a Dodgers license plate frame and always feel like I'm taking my life into my hands.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Are The Dodgers Really Going To Dump Payroll?
@Diane Nguyen A friend of mine was in an ER in the East Bay, but it was just too much for him, so now he's in a more general practice in the city.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter
@Dodgers Nerd @Bill Grabarkewitz @foldamort Point taken, but as foldamort pointed out, to pitch as well as he did for as long as he did in insanely hot weather and on three days rest points to his ability. He'll get no disparaging from me.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2: So That Happened, Again
@DodgerDawg I was way ahead of the curve on that one. Hell, Tracy and Griittle are actually looking pretty good about now.
@foldamort @Dodgers Nerd It would also have helped if the offense had been able to score some runs after the first game.
So this will be the fourth year in a row that I ignore the Series. Who needs it?
@capnsparrow oh good; so he can fold in the postseason, too?
@deblueDodgers_NLDSEdition @LA_Woman it's always hard dealing with those smug shits here
Looking at Donny in the bullpen, you can almost smell the smoke and hear the gears seizing in his head.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on 2014 NLDS Game 4, Part 2
This is all Mike's fault.
Well, I don't fault Donny this time
Dee makes up for his lack of offense with sparkling defense
@Tymathee @Bill Grabarkewitz I know he chews them; I just never heard them before.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 7, 2014: NLDS Game 4, Also DOOM
Is Vin chewing on a Jolly Rancher?
@Lumpy Space Dodger You -are- talking about Donnie, you realize.
@Tymathee I think he stays in unless his arm falls off.
That "The Cards are in his head" storyline can go fuck itself.
Puig could not have done that
Isn't it time for the mound to need maintenance?
No first-pitch swinging, please.
I want a goodly number of runs in this inning.
Yep. Puig was definitely the problem.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) 108?
Okay, Dre; prove me wrong.
Okay, now let's get some goddam hits
Well, that was inspriing.
Hmmm ... should I listen to Joe Buck or Vin?
@Mike Petriello Living in the Bay Area, it's exactly what I don't want.
All will be well. I'm sending out positive thoughts that Donnie finally knows what he's doing.
Well, at least Ryu was good.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 6, 2014: NLDS Game 3, Ryu vs. Lackey
@jWerthfan @Scroogie Lasorda was no Lasorda.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @BlueMarvin @ tomato He also built this bullpen.
@DodgerLivingInWeHo I think his arm is going to have to fall off for him to come out.
@OCDodger Donnie Logic.
@Purple Drank Fuck Ned.