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I woke up a minute or so before it happened, said "oh; that's a earthquake," calmed my wife down, and went back to sleep.
5 days, 6 hours ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years
@DodgerNoLongerLivingintheBay @corylol The Coliseum is a toilet, but you can get fantastic seats for peanuts.
5 days, 20 hours ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 22, 2014: Ethier Lives, Greinke Maybe Lives, Beckett Doesn’t Live
@Purple Drank @Dodger in Florida Don's thought processes are not like our own.
@Purple Drank Playoff baseball?
@Purple Drank Especially his own throat.
@dappler218 Join the club.
Oh, Brian Wilson; you never fail to disappoint.
Sets up the DP. That way, we'd already start the 8th with one out, since they carry over.
5 days, 21 hours ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 22, 2014: Ethier Lives, Greinke Maybe Lives, Beckett Doesn’t Live
@Purple Drank Gonzo killed the rally.
The fuck, Zach?
@Disgruntled Goat Reminds me. 50 years ago tonight, I was at the Beatles concert.
5 days, 22 hours ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 22, 2014: Ethier Lives, Greinke Maybe Lives, Beckett Doesn’t Live
There is something about this team that takes me from the depths of despair, then up to the penthouse, then back down, and then up again.
1 week ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 21, 2014: Kinda need this win, fellas
Well, that was ugly.
1 week, 5 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers Aug. 17, 2014: Dan Haren looks to halt losing streak
@Bay_of_Puigs @Bill Grabarkewitz Ya think?
Who'd have ever imagined that Haren would end up being the least-effective pitcher today?
All right! Here we go! Back to back to back to back to back and we're right in it.
Well, at least it can't get any worse, right?
Good night, everybody!
@Swung at ball 4 They must have read the story in the NY Times today about speeding up games. Just doing their part.
"Stop swinging at balls at your ankles."
1 week, 5 days ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 16, 2014: We’re Going To Miss Juan Uribe So Much
Stop swinging at balls at your ankles!
@Dodger in Florida @Bill Grabarkewitz Maybe both?
Couldn't figure out why I kept having seizures when they showed the crowd behind the plate until I spotted Mary Hart.
MLB got me here just in time.
@- Casey - The only "fans" that are more entitled than Barves fans are from St. Looey and Boston.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers 6, Braves 4: So Long, Atlanta, and Your Awful Tomahawk Chop
I blame Crawford. Somehow.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers @ Braves August 12, 2014: Oh Good, More Dan Haren
@TheDeliMan "Ithaca is gorges," to quote the bumper sticker. Nice small town. Go,
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 6, Braves 2: Nice To Meet You, Kevin Correia
I tell ya; if I were managing against the Dodgers,I'd start every inning by walking the bases full.
3 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 7, 2014: Win That World Series Preview
@Weston Taylor @KMT59 With 9 to play.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Roberto Hernandez Is Starting on Friday Instead Of Josh Beckett
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 6, 2014: Goodbye, Chone Figgins (At Least For Now)
@ConfederacyofBuntses (still 2015 NOTY eligible) This is why I love baseball.
Never thought I'd want Haren to still be pitching.
5 + 1, please.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Angels @ Dodgers August 4, 2014: Freeway Series Is Go
Vin was possessed by demons doing the Subway promo.
@BlueMarvin @Vin_Skully @Ace no Diamond E=MCdouchebags.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodger Catchers Continuing To Struggle
@Blue Collar @DBrim Imagine what they would have done if he'd jumped in the pool.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 3, 2014: Josh Beckett, Edwin Jackson and the Death of ERA
Guess Ned knew what he was doing in signing Turner.
Can't believe my wife (who's meh about baseball) just rewound the game to watch the homer.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 2, 2014: The Dodgers, Kind Of
Magic number is 49.
@ALVX @dappler218 Yeah, but think of the money Frank saved on letters.
@Tommy D @YoMommma So Butera can pitch?
Drives me crazy when Vin mispronounces Johnny Evers's name.
Is Dotel still available? Or Jason Schmidt?
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Do the Dodgers have an internal replacement for Dan Haren?
I don't like to see any player hurt, but ...
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess
@Dodgerpain Only if it's on Malaysian Airlines.
@tsneddy @808Dodger Well, it's not like Donny's going to do it.