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@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix He is awful in general.
1 month ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2
@crushinator I am here right now.
@Purple Drank @JustinDrummond @Diane Nguyen Even if you have tiny eyes I think your brain scales it for you.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@Diane Nguyen I bet he blasts his core at the gym on the regular tho.
@Purple Drank @Diane Nguyen I thought he was cranky because of back pain resulting from his enormous penis.
@BIah Do you have a new one for Darwin Barney wildly diving back into game threats?
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Adrian Gonzalez playing his way into MVP discussion, kinda
@Diane Nguyen @JustinDrummond @Disgruntled Goat It's weird because when I saw that episode I immediately thought of you, a person who I've never met in real life.
@Diane Nguyen @Disgruntled Goat I will second this. After the first episode I was like "meh" but I soldiered on and really enjoyed it. It's very clever, more so than it is laugh out loud funny.
@P_F_P @Mike Petriello D2 is on Netflix Instant right now. Unlike the original it does not hold up.
@PagansOedipalComplex @Barney (Not Darwin) @Disgruntled Goat If Perez makes the postseason roster the first thing I would say is, "Hooray! The Dodgers qualified for the postseason!"
2 months ago on Dodgers 7, Padres 1: Finally Some Offense
@ak825 Not every lottery ticket is a winner.
2 months ago on Dodgers need to place more value on low-level prospects
The problem with this kind of trade is that if you continue trading away these kinds of prospects you'll have a hard time developing cheaper versions of the marginal big leaguers that you are trading them for.
2 months ago on The Chad Billingsley Effect Still Lingers Over The Dodgers
@P_F_P When he starts to heat up to what?
2 months ago on Dodgers’ prospect Jose De Leon making a name for himself
@DBrim This resulted in a dinger? Day-umm.
2 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers 7, Mets 4: Adrian Gonzalez, Have a Night
@BIah @JustinDrummond Whoa.
@P_F_P @JustinDrummond He had applied the original Brim.
A Livefyre glitch has resulted in me Briming someone who had already been Brim'd.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @JustinDrummond @P_F_P I just saw Brim had posted that before me.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @P_F_P It's an Oscar Gamble quote.
@PagansOedipalComplex @WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) I can confirm the identity of his source.
@ThtsaPaddlin @JustinDrummond It would be difficult to narrow it down to just 100 things.
2 months, 1 week ago on Dee Gordon quietly changed his stance heading into 2014
I think some of you here might enjoy what I just dug out of my garage.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) @Purple Drank https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/342288624936706049
@BIah I am conflicted by the LLWS. On one hand the way ESPN covers it is completely grotesque, but on the other hand it is neat to be able to follow the Mo'ne Davis phenomenon.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Brewers 7, Dodgers 2: A Game That Was Over Before It Started
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) I think the Dodgeres owe them another game.
@Disgruntled Goat @JustinDrummond @Johnnyswing I don't know. When animals play professional sports it is normally apes or dogs.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon debuts the best shirt in history + bonus sexy A.J. Ellis
@Disgruntled Goat @Johnnyswing Then it will be you, the baseball goat. You would be very unlikely.
@PagansOedipalComplex @JustinDrummond I would love to find out, actually.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, Angels 1: A Haren Miracle
@TheConman @JustinDrummond I don't think there is a reason the league could give that would make sense.
@ThtsaPaddlin @JustinDrummond The game I went to last month featured flame throwers as well.
So apparently MLB did crack down on the bubble machine.
@PagansOedipalComplex Shhh. Not for five days at least.
@TheConman Holy crap.
@Lance Uppercut @JustinDrummond @Mike Petriello @Matt Kemp's Bath Towel Yeah, basically that's what I am wondering.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on So Long, Chris Perez. Hello, Not Chris Perez
@Mike Petriello @Matt Kemp's Bath Towel I had a version of this question in the prior thread. Is it possible today was the end for Perez until he revealed his injury? Were the Dodgers bound by the CBA to keep him and DL him at that point?
@TheConman @JustinDrummond @capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim I can't control it. I gleefully invite so much negativity into my life and I don't know why.
@capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim Twitter also gets pretty unbearable.
@DBrim That guy couldn't even crack the All Star team.
Is it possible that the Dodgers were going to release Perez and then he revealed his injury? Is there anything in the CBA about releasing injured players?
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Matt Cain Is Out For The Year, And That’s Bad
@moneynow27 4 ABs assumes Kershaw allows someone to reach base.
@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim @mrdodger1966 The good one.
@dappler218 This was a complicated sentence. I should have diagrammed it.
@dappler218 I don't think the signing of Chris Perez is really a condemnation of Colletti's fitness to be a GM so much as his unwillingness to cut bait after he has proven to be ineffective is.
@Disgruntled Goat This is a very helpful post.
@poop comes from the Bartolo Colon I don't know if that's a Southern California thing or what, but I see it often around here.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Cubs 7, Dodgers 3: Bad Pitching Is Bad
@BIah @poop comes from the Bartolo Colon That's actually interesting because where I'm from Asian father/white mother is fairly common. Even more interesting is that the white mothers are generally very full figured.
@Disgruntled Goat @PagansOedipalComplex @Barney (Not Darwin) You are the best baseball goat and it's not even close.
I don't think I've ever seen that name spelled with a Y before and here it is twice on a very small and specific list.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Which Starting Pitchers Should The Dodgers Target On Waivers?
There are as many Yohans on that list as Scotts.