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@ThtsaPaddlin @JustinDrummond It would be difficult to narrow it down to just 100 things.
2 days, 18 hours ago on Dee Gordon quietly changed his stance heading into 2014
I think some of you here might enjoy what I just dug out of my garage.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) @Purple Drank https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/342288624936706049
2 days, 22 hours ago on Dee Gordon quietly changed his stance heading into 2014
@BIah I am conflicted by the LLWS. On one hand the way ESPN covers it is completely grotesque, but on the other hand it is neat to be able to follow the Mo'ne Davis phenomenon.
3 days, 20 hours ago on Brewers 7, Dodgers 2: A Game That Was Over Before It Started
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) I think the Dodgeres owe them another game.
3 days, 21 hours ago on Brewers 7, Dodgers 2: A Game That Was Over Before It Started
@Disgruntled Goat @JustinDrummond @Johnnyswing I don't know. When animals play professional sports it is normally apes or dogs.
4 days, 23 hours ago on Dee Gordon debuts the best shirt in history + bonus sexy A.J. Ellis
@Disgruntled Goat @Johnnyswing Then it will be you, the baseball goat. You would be very unlikely.
5 days ago on Dee Gordon debuts the best shirt in history + bonus sexy A.J. Ellis
@PagansOedipalComplex @JustinDrummond I would love to find out, actually.
2 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, Angels 1: A Haren Miracle
@TheConman @JustinDrummond I don't think there is a reason the league could give that would make sense.
@ThtsaPaddlin @JustinDrummond The game I went to last month featured flame throwers as well.
So apparently MLB did crack down on the bubble machine.
@PagansOedipalComplex Shhh. Not for five days at least.
@TheConman Holy crap.
@Lance Uppercut @JustinDrummond @Mike Petriello @Matt Kemp's Bath Towel Yeah, basically that's what I am wondering.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on So Long, Chris Perez. Hello, Not Chris Perez
@Mike Petriello @Matt Kemp's Bath Towel I had a version of this question in the prior thread. Is it possible today was the end for Perez until he revealed his injury? Were the Dodgers bound by the CBA to keep him and DL him at that point?
@TheConman @JustinDrummond @capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim I can't control it. I gleefully invite so much negativity into my life and I don't know why.
@capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim Twitter also gets pretty unbearable.
@DBrim That guy couldn't even crack the All Star team.
Is it possible that the Dodgers were going to release Perez and then he revealed his injury? Is there anything in the CBA about releasing injured players?
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Matt Cain Is Out For The Year, And That’s Bad
@moneynow27 4 ABs assumes Kershaw allows someone to reach base.
@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim @mrdodger1966 The good one.
@dappler218 This was a complicated sentence. I should have diagrammed it.
@dappler218 I don't think the signing of Chris Perez is really a condemnation of Colletti's fitness to be a GM so much as his unwillingness to cut bait after he has proven to be ineffective is.
@Disgruntled Goat This is a very helpful post.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Matt Cain Is Out For The Year, And That’s Bad
@poop comes from the Bartolo Colon I don't know if that's a Southern California thing or what, but I see it often around here.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Cubs 7, Dodgers 3: Bad Pitching Is Bad
@BIah @poop comes from the Bartolo Colon That's actually interesting because where I'm from Asian father/white mother is fairly common. Even more interesting is that the white mothers are generally very full figured.
@Disgruntled Goat @PagansOedipalComplex @Barney (Not Darwin) You are the best baseball goat and it's not even close.
I don't think I've ever seen that name spelled with a Y before and here it is twice on a very small and specific list.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Which Starting Pitchers Should The Dodgers Target On Waivers?
There are as many Yohans on that list as Scotts.
@BIah "I am currently serving on a jury in Second Life. I think this would be double jeopardy."
1 month ago on Dodgers 4, Cardinals 3: Costliest Win Of The Year
@BIah @JustinDrummond Something I've wanted to try is to pretend like you are at a Murder Mystery party and yell out who you think is guilty and try and predict who you think might be next.
@BIah @Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) Guilty until proven innocent.
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) Ha, I just realized that guy is a Dodger fan.
@TheConman @JustinDrummond Drank is doing it right.
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @JustinDrummond This would also be a good caption. That puppy looks like a little jerk.
@capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @JustinDrummond Ahoy, Cap'n.
You are arguing with an egg on Twitter. I suggest your next move to be to find his earlier tweet requesting a caption for a picture of the puppy and then respond with this tweet.
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @JustinDrummond Chocolate Milk has to find me first.
1 month ago on Second Half Issue: Dan Haren Wants That Vesting Option
@Disgruntled Goat @JustinDrummond I was commenting on the post. Dan Haren wants the vesting option. I believe the Rockies are the only team that still wears vests. I didn't read the whole post yet. Is that not what it is about?
I think the best vesting option for Haren is the Rockies. I think all of the other teams wear sleeved jerseys now.
@Bring Me My Lemon Water I don't think it does. They've already announced the rotation after the break as Haren, Greinke, Kershaw, Ryu and then TBD. It seems they'v taken the ASG into account.
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers 1, Padres 0: A.J. Ellis, Walkoff Hero
@#needshitforcycle Looks that way. Where are all my haters?
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers 2, Padres 1: Clayton Kershaw, dabes
@Purple Drank @JustinDrummond I can taste it. It tastes like chocolate milk.
@a tomato @Purple Drank @JustinDrummond Or hot dogs or chicken. Anything.
@Purple Drank @JustinDrummond
@a tomato @Purple Drank @JustinDrummond Arby's Sauce is the perfect condiment for anything.
@Purple Drank @JustinDrummond I've already had so many.
Like this comment if you're thinking Arby's.
@Mike Petriello I know there must be a Detroit angle here, but I'm not yet seeing it. Does it have something to do with the auto industry?
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon Actually Made An All-Star Team