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@crushinator I am here right now.

2 days, 4 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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@Purple Drank @JustinDrummond @Diane Nguyen Even if you have tiny eyes I think your brain scales it for you.

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Diane Nguyen I bet he blasts his core at the gym on the regular tho.

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Purple Drank @Diane Nguyen I thought he was cranky because of back pain resulting from his enormous penis.

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@BIah Do you have a new one for Darwin Barney wildly diving back into game threats?

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Adrian Gonzalez playing his way into MVP discussion, kinda

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@Diane Nguyen @JustinDrummond @Disgruntled Goat It's weird because when I saw that episode I immediately thought of you, a person who I've never met in real life.

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Adrian Gonzalez playing his way into MVP discussion, kinda

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@Diane Nguyen @Disgruntled Goat I will second this. After the first episode I was like "meh" but I soldiered on and really enjoyed it. It's very clever, more so than it is laugh out loud funny.

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Adrian Gonzalez playing his way into MVP discussion, kinda

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@P_F_P @Mike Petriello D2 is on Netflix Instant right now. Unlike the original it does not hold up.

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Adrian Gonzalez playing his way into MVP discussion, kinda

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@PagansOedipalComplex @Barney (Not Darwin) @Disgruntled Goat If Perez makes the postseason roster the first thing I would say is, "Hooray! The Dodgers qualified for the postseason!"

1 month ago on Dodgers 7, Padres 1: Finally Some Offense

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@ak825 Not every lottery ticket is a winner.

1 month ago on Dodgers need to place more value on low-level prospects

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The problem with this kind of trade is that if you continue trading away these kinds of prospects you'll have a hard time developing cheaper versions of the marginal big leaguers that you are trading them for.

1 month ago on Dodgers need to place more value on low-level prospects

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@P_F_P When he starts to heat up to what?

1 month ago on Dodgers’ prospect Jose De Leon making a name for himself

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@DBrim This resulted in a dinger? Day-umm.

1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers 7, Mets 4: Adrian Gonzalez, Have a Night

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@P_F_P @JustinDrummond He had applied the original Brim.

1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers 7, Mets 4: Adrian Gonzalez, Have a Night

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A Livefyre glitch has resulted in me Briming someone who had already been Brim'd.

1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers 7, Mets 4: Adrian Gonzalez, Have a Night

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@ThtsaPaddlin @JustinDrummond It would be difficult to narrow it down to just 100 things.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon quietly changed his stance heading into 2014

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I think some of you here might enjoy what I just dug out of my garage.

https://twitter.com/tenaciousjdd/status/501564626019295232

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon quietly changed his stance heading into 2014

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@BIah I am conflicted by the LLWS. On one hand the way ESPN covers it is completely grotesque, but on the other hand it is neat to be able to follow the Mo'ne Davis phenomenon.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Brewers 7, Dodgers 2: A Game That Was Over Before It Started

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@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) I think the Dodgeres owe them another game.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Brewers 7, Dodgers 2: A Game That Was Over Before It Started

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@Disgruntled Goat @JustinDrummond @Johnnyswing I don't know. When animals play professional sports it is normally apes or dogs.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon debuts the best shirt in history + bonus sexy A.J. Ellis

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@Disgruntled Goat @Johnnyswing Then it will be you, the baseball goat. You would be very unlikely.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon debuts the best shirt in history + bonus sexy A.J. Ellis

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@PagansOedipalComplex @JustinDrummond I would love to find out, actually.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, Angels 1: A Haren Miracle

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@TheConman @JustinDrummond I don't think there is a reason the league could give that would make sense.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, Angels 1: A Haren Miracle

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@ThtsaPaddlin @JustinDrummond The game I went to last month featured flame throwers as well.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, Angels 1: A Haren Miracle

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So apparently MLB did crack down on the bubble machine.

https://twitter.com/BillShaikin/status/497263407209250817

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, Angels 1: A Haren Miracle

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@PagansOedipalComplex Shhh. Not for  five days at least.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, Angels 1: A Haren Miracle

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@TheConman Holy crap.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, Angels 1: A Haren Miracle

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@Lance Uppercut @JustinDrummond @Mike Petriello @Matt Kemp's Bath Towel Yeah, basically that's what I am wondering.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on So Long, Chris Perez. Hello, Not Chris Perez

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@Mike Petriello @Matt Kemp's Bath Towel I had a version of this question in the prior thread.  Is it possible today was the end for Perez until he revealed his injury? Were the Dodgers bound by the CBA to keep him and DL him at that point?

1 month, 4 weeks ago on So Long, Chris Perez. Hello, Not Chris Perez

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@TheConman @JustinDrummond @capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim I can't control it. I gleefully invite so much negativity into my life and I don't know why.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on So Long, Chris Perez. Hello, Not Chris Perez

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@capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim Twitter also gets pretty unbearable.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on So Long, Chris Perez. Hello, Not Chris Perez

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@DBrim That guy couldn't even crack the All Star team.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on So Long, Chris Perez. Hello, Not Chris Perez

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Is it possible that the Dodgers were going to release Perez and then he revealed his injury? Is there anything in the CBA about releasing injured players?

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Matt Cain Is Out For The Year, And That’s Bad

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@moneynow27  4 ABs assumes Kershaw allows someone to reach base.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Matt Cain Is Out For The Year, And That’s Bad

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@dappler218 This was a complicated sentence. I should have diagrammed it.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Matt Cain Is Out For The Year, And That’s Bad

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@dappler218 I don't think the signing of Chris Perez is really a condemnation of Colletti's fitness to be a GM so much as his unwillingness to cut bait after he has proven to be ineffective is.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Matt Cain Is Out For The Year, And That’s Bad

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@Disgruntled Goat This is a very helpful post.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Matt Cain Is Out For The Year, And That’s Bad

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@poop comes from the Bartolo Colon I don't know if that's a Southern California thing or what, but I see it often around here.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Cubs 7, Dodgers 3: Bad Pitching Is Bad

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@BIah @poop comes from the Bartolo Colon That's actually interesting because where I'm from Asian father/white mother is fairly common.  Even more interesting is that the white mothers are generally very full figured.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Cubs 7, Dodgers 3: Bad Pitching Is Bad

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@Disgruntled Goat @PagansOedipalComplex @Barney (Not Darwin) You are the best baseball goat and it's not even close.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Cubs 7, Dodgers 3: Bad Pitching Is Bad

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I don't think I've ever seen that name spelled with a Y before and here it is twice on a very small and specific list.

2 months ago on Which Starting Pitchers Should The Dodgers Target On Waivers?

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There are as many Yohans on that list as Scotts.

2 months ago on Which Starting Pitchers Should The Dodgers Target On Waivers?

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