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It's all good. I told her to do it. The troll is so much more effective that way because I have an audience of dozens and she has an audience of 75000.
1 month, 1 week ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41
Drank, that is definitely something I plan to do.
1 month, 1 week ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?
It's all true. Dave is one of my best friends.
Thanks Casey! It's always nice to hear from a fan.
I can't believe no one has pointed out that while he made a short cameo in 1980, Fernandomania didn't start until 1981.
@Lobo @JustinDrummond Damn you, Lobo.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest
@Lobo I've never been able to log in in time to get tickets. I also missed Little Drummer Bowie.
Hi @Lobo I saw your story and now I am super bummed I couldn't get tickets. The entire run of the show basically sold out the day tickets went on sale.
@BlueMarvin He was traded for Rollins. In that sense I feel he was needed to get Rollins.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on So Long, Matt Kemp
Elfin has already brought value to the Dodgers by being flipped for Jimmy Rollins.
The last tournament was $35 per person.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Get to know this year’s foreign imports: Yoan Moncada
Drank, you just have to tell LFP that you want a team. He'll make sure it gets filled up.
@juanhenry In my town it was always a smallish Asian man with an enormous white woman.
3 months ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: UT Chone Figgins
@Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello And all of our moms.
3 months, 1 week ago on A Reason To Maybe Be Interested in Buck Britton
@ThtsaPaddlin @BIah @Diane. fap Jesus,midlevel ninja,hero,best friend The school of soft knockers.
4 months ago on Brian Wilson exercises 2015 option, will be back with Dodgers
@Purple Drank @JustinDrummond @BIah Oh good, that's the best kind.
@Purple Drank @JustinDrummond @BIah Well, like sex with a member of the same same sex not for means of pleasure but to establish dominance.
@Purple Drank @BIah I think some animals do it to establish an hierarchy.
@BIah I lost mine while listening to the Counting Crows...but at a time when that was no longer a cool band to be listening to.
@Disgruntled Goat @JustinDrummond @NoHitWin2008 You get me too.
@Disgruntled Goat @NoHitWin2008 THE GM IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
@DBrim @Tymathee So Friedman's honeymoon period was two weeks? A new record!
4 months ago on Hanley Ramirez Receives Qualifying Offer, Obviously
@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix He is awful in general.
5 months ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2
@crushinator I am here right now.
@Purple Drank @JustinDrummond @Diane Nguyen Even if you have tiny eyes I think your brain scales it for you.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@Diane Nguyen I bet he blasts his core at the gym on the regular tho.
@Purple Drank @Diane Nguyen I thought he was cranky because of back pain resulting from his enormous penis.
@BIah Do you have a new one for Darwin Barney wildly diving back into game threats?
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Adrian Gonzalez playing his way into MVP discussion, kinda
@Diane Nguyen @JustinDrummond @Disgruntled Goat It's weird because when I saw that episode I immediately thought of you, a person who I've never met in real life.
@Diane Nguyen @Disgruntled Goat I will second this. After the first episode I was like "meh" but I soldiered on and really enjoyed it. It's very clever, more so than it is laugh out loud funny.
@P_F_P @Mike Petriello D2 is on Netflix Instant right now. Unlike the original it does not hold up.
@PagansOedipalComplex @Barney (Not Darwin) @Disgruntled Goat If Perez makes the postseason roster the first thing I would say is, "Hooray! The Dodgers qualified for the postseason!"
6 months ago on Dodgers 7, Padres 1: Finally Some Offense
@ak825 Not every lottery ticket is a winner.
6 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers need to place more value on low-level prospects
The problem with this kind of trade is that if you continue trading away these kinds of prospects you'll have a hard time developing cheaper versions of the marginal big leaguers that you are trading them for.
6 months, 1 week ago on The Chad Billingsley Effect Still Lingers Over The Dodgers
@P_F_P When he starts to heat up to what?
6 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers’ prospect Jose De Leon making a name for himself
@DBrim This resulted in a dinger? Day-umm.
6 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers 7, Mets 4: Adrian Gonzalez, Have a Night
@BIah @JustinDrummond Whoa.
@P_F_P @JustinDrummond He had applied the original Brim.
A Livefyre glitch has resulted in me Briming someone who had already been Brim'd.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @JustinDrummond @P_F_P I just saw Brim had posted that before me.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @P_F_P It's an Oscar Gamble quote.
@PagansOedipalComplex @WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) I can confirm the identity of his source.
@ThtsaPaddlin @JustinDrummond It would be difficult to narrow it down to just 100 things.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon quietly changed his stance heading into 2014
I think some of you here might enjoy what I just dug out of my garage.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) @Purple Drank https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/342288624936706049
@BIah I am conflicted by the LLWS. On one hand the way ESPN covers it is completely grotesque, but on the other hand it is neat to be able to follow the Mo'ne Davis phenomenon.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Brewers 7, Dodgers 2: A Game That Was Over Before It Started
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) I think the Dodgeres owe them another game.
@Disgruntled Goat @JustinDrummond @Johnnyswing I don't know. When animals play professional sports it is normally apes or dogs.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon debuts the best shirt in history + bonus sexy A.J. Ellis
@Disgruntled Goat @Johnnyswing Then it will be you, the baseball goat. You would be very unlikely.