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@PagansOedipalComplex @Barney (Not Darwin) @Disgruntled Goat If Perez makes the postseason roster the first thing I would say is, "Hooray! The Dodgers qualified for the postseason!"
1 day, 11 hours ago on Dodgers 7, Padres 1: Finally Some Offense
@ak825 Not every lottery ticket is a winner.
3 days, 17 hours ago on Dodgers need to place more value on low-level prospects
The problem with this kind of trade is that if you continue trading away these kinds of prospects you'll have a hard time developing cheaper versions of the marginal big leaguers that you are trading them for.
4 days, 1 hour ago on The Chad Billingsley Effect Still Lingers Over The Dodgers
@P_F_P When he starts to heat up to what?
4 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers’ prospect Jose De Leon making a name for himself
@DBrim This resulted in a dinger? Day-umm.
1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers 7, Mets 4: Adrian Gonzalez, Have a Night
@BIah @JustinDrummond Whoa.
@P_F_P @JustinDrummond He had applied the original Brim.
A Livefyre glitch has resulted in me Briming someone who had already been Brim'd.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @JustinDrummond @P_F_P I just saw Brim had posted that before me.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @P_F_P It's an Oscar Gamble quote.
@PagansOedipalComplex @WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) I can confirm the identity of his source.
@ThtsaPaddlin @JustinDrummond It would be difficult to narrow it down to just 100 things.
2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon quietly changed his stance heading into 2014
I think some of you here might enjoy what I just dug out of my garage.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) @Purple Drank https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/342288624936706049
@BIah I am conflicted by the LLWS. On one hand the way ESPN covers it is completely grotesque, but on the other hand it is neat to be able to follow the Mo'ne Davis phenomenon.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Brewers 7, Dodgers 2: A Game That Was Over Before It Started
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) I think the Dodgeres owe them another game.
@Disgruntled Goat @JustinDrummond @Johnnyswing I don't know. When animals play professional sports it is normally apes or dogs.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dee Gordon debuts the best shirt in history + bonus sexy A.J. Ellis
@Disgruntled Goat @Johnnyswing Then it will be you, the baseball goat. You would be very unlikely.
@PagansOedipalComplex @JustinDrummond I would love to find out, actually.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers 2, Angels 1: A Haren Miracle
@TheConman @JustinDrummond I don't think there is a reason the league could give that would make sense.
@ThtsaPaddlin @JustinDrummond The game I went to last month featured flame throwers as well.
So apparently MLB did crack down on the bubble machine.
@PagansOedipalComplex Shhh. Not for five days at least.
@TheConman Holy crap.
@Lance Uppercut @JustinDrummond @Mike Petriello @Matt Kemp's Bath Towel Yeah, basically that's what I am wondering.
4 weeks ago on So Long, Chris Perez. Hello, Not Chris Perez
@Mike Petriello @Matt Kemp's Bath Towel I had a version of this question in the prior thread. Is it possible today was the end for Perez until he revealed his injury? Were the Dodgers bound by the CBA to keep him and DL him at that point?
@TheConman @JustinDrummond @capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim I can't control it. I gleefully invite so much negativity into my life and I don't know why.
@capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim Twitter also gets pretty unbearable.
@DBrim That guy couldn't even crack the All Star team.
Is it possible that the Dodgers were going to release Perez and then he revealed his injury? Is there anything in the CBA about releasing injured players?
4 weeks ago on Matt Cain Is Out For The Year, And That’s Bad
@moneynow27 4 ABs assumes Kershaw allows someone to reach base.
@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim @mrdodger1966 The good one.
@dappler218 This was a complicated sentence. I should have diagrammed it.
@dappler218 I don't think the signing of Chris Perez is really a condemnation of Colletti's fitness to be a GM so much as his unwillingness to cut bait after he has proven to be ineffective is.
@Disgruntled Goat This is a very helpful post.
@poop comes from the Bartolo Colon I don't know if that's a Southern California thing or what, but I see it often around here.
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Cubs 7, Dodgers 3: Bad Pitching Is Bad
@BIah @poop comes from the Bartolo Colon That's actually interesting because where I'm from Asian father/white mother is fairly common. Even more interesting is that the white mothers are generally very full figured.
@Disgruntled Goat @PagansOedipalComplex @Barney (Not Darwin) You are the best baseball goat and it's not even close.
I don't think I've ever seen that name spelled with a Y before and here it is twice on a very small and specific list.
1 month ago on Which Starting Pitchers Should The Dodgers Target On Waivers?
There are as many Yohans on that list as Scotts.
@BIah "I am currently serving on a jury in Second Life. I think this would be double jeopardy."
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers 4, Cardinals 3: Costliest Win Of The Year
@BIah @JustinDrummond Something I've wanted to try is to pretend like you are at a Murder Mystery party and yell out who you think is guilty and try and predict who you think might be next.
@BIah @Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) Guilty until proven innocent.
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) Ha, I just realized that guy is a Dodger fan.
@TheConman @JustinDrummond Drank is doing it right.
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @JustinDrummond This would also be a good caption. That puppy looks like a little jerk.
@capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @JustinDrummond Ahoy, Cap'n.
You are arguing with an egg on Twitter. I suggest your next move to be to find his earlier tweet requesting a caption for a picture of the puppy and then respond with this tweet.