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@Casey the DeliMan @Bay_of_Puigs @Weston T Well, it's going to be much easier for women anyways because of the sheer volume of hits she's going to get. Men have to work for it, and women get their pick of the litter. 

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I feel like dating sites don't really work for dudes. 

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@I Am PFP And So Can You @Weston T Also, 4.5 lb pork shoulder from Sprouts was like $13. So yeah, not too shabby all around. 

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@I Am PFP And So Can You @Weston T I just didn't use cinnamon. It was delicious though. Between three dudes, it took us a few days to finish all of it. 

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@I Am PFP And So Can You @Weston T http://www.chow.com/recipes/30356-easy-slow-cooker-pulled-pork


I put mine in for 2-3 hours on high and then changed to low for about 5 hours. I also added a half can of cherry coke to the mix. Came out super moist and fell right off the bone. I suggest Sweet Baby Ray's or whatever its called from the store. I used Hickory and Brown Sugar and Sweet and Spicy. It's so easy if you have a crock pot and use a crock pot bag. Chopping onions and garlic and rubbing it down only took like 30 minutes. Super simple. 

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@I Am PFP And So Can You @Weston T let me find the link to the recipe I used. 

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@I Am PFP And So Can You @Weston T pulled pork is super easy if you have a crock pot. 

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@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Weston T @I Am PFP And So Can You we're doing it. We bought 15 pounds of chicken/pork and are marinating the pork ourselves al pastor. I believe the chicken was premarinated. 

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We're doing a taco bar at my house for Super Bowl, @I Am PFP And So Can You 

1 day, 6 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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I have 8.5 more hours of work. Someone stay up with me. 

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@capnsparrow  @I Am PFP And So Can You @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) who is fart donkey. And how did that person get that name. Is there any logic to the Capn?

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@TheConman @Batted Bob it's...not a great taste. 

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@TheConman Uribe's new nickname is "The Cup"

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@Purple Drank is he friends with Napoleon?

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@Batted Bob sounds like a good time. 

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@Mike Petriello @TheConman "Kapler cackles maniacally while pocketing extra money from unsuspecting victims"

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@Mike Petriello The precious...PRECIOUS ELLIS

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@Batted Bob But do you C Diff?

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Everybody poops. Grow up Goat. Ugh

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@Disgruntled Goat okay, grandpa. 

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@Subtle Euphemism @Weston T Sorry, take a shit and then go. Better?

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@Subtle Euphemism Get drunk and go. 

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Trying to decide whether I wait until work to take a dump or not. I usually don't wait just so I can get paid to take a shit. Thoughts?

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@Disgruntled Goat @Weston T why aren't I doing this?

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God, it took like 60 seconds to reload all the comments on this page. Don't you people have jobs?

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@Disgruntled Goat @Weston T @TellMyWifeISaidHello I can imagine. Big hair, fancy cowboys...nah. 

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Disgruntled Goat @Weston T @DBrim ...DirecTV is not cable. Hence the different Rob Lowes. 

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@DBrim goats poop pretty frequently. Aliens? Unsure. 

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Disgruntled Goat @Weston T @DBrim (not actually doing anything, just sitting with pants on)

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@DBrim that's pretty lucky. Were you sitting under the ticket oak?

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@DBrim fuck that then

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@Mike Petriello @Casey the DeliMan yeah but that's the Knicks. 

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@DBrim what's cheaper, that, or the DirecTV thing?

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@I Am PFP And So Can You @Mike Petriello you're not even 24 years old

1 day, 14 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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Only the tickets for $15. I'll keep the parking passes so everyone is screwed. 

1 day, 14 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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TIL to buy tickets a few days in advance, and also to buy parking passes in advance. And then sell them day-of for $15. 

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@Dustin Nosler They forgot to tell you his marker is dipped in hydrochloric acid, and he's signing directly on the wound. 

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