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@Dustin Nosler I feel like Toronto is more likely than Atlanta, unless you have #sources
1 day, 6 hours ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 103 – Stanton, Ramirez, Rollins, Peralta trade
@LiterallyPFP @Weston T that would probably piss people off, though.
@LiterallyPFP @Weston T Alaska Eskimos
The NFL should move the Jaguars to Alaska.
Definitely hope the Gnats don't get Lester.
@LiterallyPFP unless the Giants get moved to South Dakota. That would be hilarious.
Rarely does lifelong characteristic of "malcontent" change to "awesome clubhouse presence whom everyone embraces" over the course of, like, three years.
@LiterallyPFP @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex NO PFP JOC IS SHIT DON'T YOU REMEMBER
Woke up at 5 with hangover. Stayed n bed for an hour debating on breakfast. Didn't want to make breakfast, so drove to BK. Now back in bed. Healthy start to the day.
2 days, 16 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
We knew he probably wasn't coming back, and from what I remember, the collective agreement here was "if it's longer than 3 years, bye bye Hanley". So, whatever. We now move on.
2 days, 18 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
@- Casey - sperm neck tattoo
4 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers Acquire Mike Bolsinger, A Name You’ve Now Heard Of
@- Casey - laying in your bed thinking about Crawford as a hitter. Aren't you a naughty boy.
@capnsparrow I'd still take him.
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @LiterallyPFP I would do that trade in a heartbeat.
@LiterallyPFP fap for me being right.
But for real, if the Dodgers can't get rid of Crawford or Ethier this offseason, it makes TOTAL sense to try their hardest to trade Pederson because Ethier and Crawford's value will just go down from here, making them even more unmovable, and Joc might be at the peak of his trade value.
@capnsparrow @Weston T and is he crappy, or can he flat out rake? Now I'm really confused, capn.
@capnsparrow @Weston T beside the point.
One important question: Why trade the young outfielder with potential if you can trade the expensive veteran coming off a good season?
That's really what you have to ask yourself.
@LiterallyPFP @capnsparrow @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @DBrim this is what I don't get. All of a sudden Ethier and Crawford are "good" and "stars" and "great". Didn't everyone just spend the 2014 season bemoaning the fact that the Dodgers HAD to play/keep them?
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @Weston T @LiterallyPFP @DBrim good established. Does not apply to Ethier. Barely applies to Crawford.
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @LiterallyPFP @DBrim it would be preferable for him to start now because Ethier and Crawford could both be worse than Joc.
@LiterallyPFP @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @DBrim I would rather he be traded, if it came down to Kemp vs Joc, depending on what we got. I don't want to see him replacing Kemp in the OF because of how lefty heavy the lineup would be.
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex so he's better than Keith Law?
4 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Mike Bolsinger, A Name You’ve Now Heard Of
@DodgersFan @Weston T @LiterallyPFP @capnsparrow /dies
@DodgersFan @LiterallyPFP @capnsparrow why does this comment get liked when it's pretty much essentially what PFP has been saying this whole time
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff @Weston T @DodgersFan racist
@DodgersFan 0/10, no dark humor
@scottyc35 Okay Ned
"Stop giving up dingers and we might have something."
Said every pitching coach to every shitty reliever, ever.
5 days, 22 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thinkpurpledrank.tumblr.com/post/103185924935/drank-has-opinion-on-dodger-trade
@Most Valuable foldamort @DINGERS! fucked by the league.
1 week ago on Dodgers should protect three prospects from Rule 5
@Diane. Ned Colletti's new position coordinator I was just saying IIRC that's how he fell to fifth.
@Diane. Ned Colletti's new position coordinator wasn't it because of his attitude?
The Lakers were built by Ned. A lot of veterans that used to be good.
@Most Valuable foldamort pass him the bong
@DBrim Usually potato is just a good source of carbs and potassium.
Well, looks like Hamburger Stand for dinner.
@Diane. Ned Colletti's new position coordinator yeah, yeah. It was at the front of my timeline.
"we lost Hanley"
@Most Valuable foldamort @BIah @LiterallyPFP I'll take Yankees
1 week, 1 day ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop
@BIah @Junior PhD in muppet GIFs and Bananas it's probably better than anal time.
@TheConman I thought that said "Look for polio"
@LiterallyPFP @Weston T @BIah
@LiterallyPFP @BIah In 1956, Don Larsen happened.
1 week, 1 day ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon
@Purple Drank @Weston T @DodgersFan a giant winter nose condom.
@Purple Drank @DodgersFan I mean, the elephant's earmuffs need to be like 10x that size.
@the great dick tater @Weston T do you and Capn speak often?