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@ThtsaPaddlin and then throw him in the fryer
3 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers @ Cubs Sept. 19, 2014: Clayton Kershaw, and all of the day games
@InsideThePark (Navy Pier) strikeout, causing everyone to panic irrationally.
AJ's BF for the day...
@DBrim heartfelt story of the season.
Can we bring in Jamey Wright yet? Or Correia?
@BlueMarvin @Purple Drank not if you're scratching it through your jeans all the time
@Raul Franklin @yudodis Hey! I didn't get a harumph outta that guy! Give the governor a harumph!
OH GOD BALL ONE SEASON OVER
It's a good thing the Dodgers crush LHP
@CaseyTheDeliMan @JackedNate says the small business owner with bad service
@Lance Uppercut only in an all-star game, against the best hitters.
@BIah Don't blame him. It's almost happy hour over there, he's gotta get a move on.
3 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers @ Cubs Sept. 19, 2014: Clayton Kershaw, and all of the day games
Hold on everyone, Roger Goodell is going to address the media!! GASP
@BIah That's closer than the Buccaneers made it last night.
@P_F_P I've never been happy.
@Purple Drank THE CUBS WON'T BE IN THE PLAYOFFS, DRANK. UGH
@Tymathee According to ESPN, Trout is.
@Purple Drank Rockies games would take 5 hours to finish. Think of how high everyone would be
@LA_Woman @BIah Jamey Wright has a rubber arm. He can probably go 13 or so
@DBrim that, and our bullpen sucks. We'd lose the lead before getting a single out.
@Purple Drank Who wants cream? Anybody? Okay, no cream!
3 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers @ Cubs Sept. 19, 2014: Clayton Kershaw, and all of the day games
@ThtsaPaddlin @Lance Uppercut I'd like to get blown out today.
@Purple Drank @Weston Taylor ::bro-hug::
@Purple Drank @Weston Taylor HOW DARE YOU
@Purple Drank @Weston Taylor SORRY I DON'T LISTEN TO GUYS WITH STUPID FACES
@Purple Drank LETS FIGHT NOW
@Purple Drank FYD
@Lobo @Dustin Nosler isn't that why there are, like, 8 mods now?
3 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 4: Greinke Labors, Cubs Bullpen Labors More
@Dustin Nosler no.
@ThtsaPaddlin There's value to YouTube comments.
@Purple Drank @Crushinator (Bender lover) @ABSmileBunch @DBrim WHAT
THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN UNDER THE PRETENSE THAT YOU'RE A BEVERAGE
@Diane Nguyen that's a good idea.
3 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 4: Greinke Labors, Cubs Bullpen Labors More
well, it's gonna be fun when they play San Fran, isn't it.
3 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers @ Cubs Sept. 18, 2014: Finally, A Real Pitcher
@yudodis Dodger fans dead
4 days ago on Dodgers @ Cubs Sept. 18, 2014: Finally, A Real Pitcher
Well at least the Giants can't take a full game on the Dodgers tonight.
@DBrim dumb plays have ruined the game so far.
It's Denver. They were all high as fuck. That explains this.
4 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers do annual rookie ‘dress up’, fans react like idiots
@ThtsaPaddlin @DBrim Because you had to pee. And had a boner.
4 days, 11 hours ago on Rockies 16, Dodgers 2: Carlos Frias Makes Terrible, Terrible History
@ThtsaPaddlin @Weston Taylor Is that what the morning article is gonna be on? "He's really, really good."
@ThtsaPaddlin you must have had to pee pretty badly.
@Jeremy_N @DBrim nobody has ever been.
The Dodgers have some really good players, and some really shitty players. And then they have some really bipolar players. Dan Haren, I'm looking at you.
5 days, 12 hours ago on Rockies 10, Dodgers 4: Coors Field, Still The Worst
I was at the game for this one. Lost interest after we got the lead and started bar hopping. Awesome.
6 days, 19 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning
@Lobo @Diane Nguyen @Chavez Ravine Fiend that's bullshit, @Lobo. We all argue here about SSS. @Diane Nguyen is making sense. I agree with both of you about half the time each, but here, she's making sense. If we're all always arguing about the offseason about what players did last season, are you going to take this stretch out and say "well, if it wasn't for X amount of time, he'd be an X player"? The answer is no. We're going to look at the full season RC+ or WAR or whatever you wanna jerk off to, and justify a player's existence to that.
--4.5 TLR, in high altitude. Denver rocks.
@joelydanger @Weston Taylor you think you're the only one who thinks that?
1 week, 2 days ago on Giants 9, Dodgers 0: Blowout, Hyun-Jin Ryu hurt, baseball sucks
@LA_Woman @Weston Taylor @joelydanger /dies
@joelydanger that's what we said in 2010 and 2012.
@Dang88 @Tired Math Cat @KMT59 NSAID nexus criteria disagrees with you.
1 week, 3 days ago on Jamey Wright, Lefty Specialist?
Pitching inside with the acceptance that you could possibly put a team's best player out of the game for an extended period of time is the same as throwing at a guy. Just because he didn't "mean" to him doesn't mean the pitcher isn't to blame.