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@capnsparrow @Weston T I suppose that's better than being eastern weird.
1 day, 3 hours ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch
it would be more adult to fuck a giraffe, amiright
TIL Lobo likes doing juvenile things, and Paddlin judges him for it.
...jk, I didn't just learn that today.
@Disgruntled Goat you could probably ask that same question for all those random cartoons you RT
@MajorPuigBaseball @Weston T I'm quitting in a month.
1 day, 5 hours ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch
I hate one of my coworkers. What should I do?
@MajorPuigBaseball @Weston T @James Loney Apologist rumpelstiltskin
@James Loney Apologist Voldemort, or DKD? Choose.
@MajorPuigBaseball @Casey the DeliMan probably to his wedding
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ NO WAY VND THE GIANTS GOT LUCKY THREE TIMES THAT'S HOW THEY WON DUH BLARPASDGIADHFGOAEIRGQAEAWERTY3 4B6
@DBrim @Mike Petriello Conclave of Lutheran Templar Knights. It's a guild from the medieval times.
3 days, 6 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects
@ThtsaPaddlin @capnsparrow @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ flowchart checks out.
@OSaltyOne every time.
3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ question before you leave, is it awkward working on the same patient as your fiance
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ this is how I feel. I mean, idk. It's not meant in a malicious fashion, it's the guy's name.
@TheConman @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ does it matter, though, if everyone knows what you're talking about regardless?
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ I just guessed on an accent because people get all upset.
@moneynow27 @TheConman Kikè is the same guy
@moneynow27 same guy as Roberto. He just switched positions because he sucked at pitching.
@moneynow27 How did you grill the charmander? You must have used Ninetales.
@Purple Drank @Batted Bob ...or, you know, pretend to be Goat on the train like you do here
@Purple Drank @Batted Bob all you have to do is take a picture and tweet it at him.
@Purple Drank your mom
@moneynow27 @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @TheConman 1906
That's enough penis jokes for me.
The level of dong in here right now is palpable.
@efb but does it give you a boner
The best thing about Vietnam is collecting dong.
@Impressive Math Towel star wars
@BIah @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ you guys are cute.
3 days, 13 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects
@Purple Drank @BIah @obi wan tatobi does Blah get this?
@BIah or synchronized swimming with them.
@BIah you should go walking with them.
@PagansOedipalComplex @Weston T @TellMyWifeISaidHello the blood clot thing is something I'm more concerned about
@PagansOedipalComplex @TellMyWifeISaidHello Olivera is scary
@Purple Drank @TellMyWifeISaidHello *hits edit button* (No Dodger is ever going to get hurt because they're all made of adamantium.)
@VinScullyOG @Purple Drank @Weston T A-Rod
@VinScullyOG @Weston T gross
@Purple Drank @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ yes, comrade.
@BlueMarvin (Not Freaking Out) for all we know, Guerrero IS Olivera.
@obi wan tatobi @Weston T what I meant was Scherzer is getting $30 mil a year, and those three guys are about $32 mil a year, even if their contracts aren't for 7 years
3 days, 14 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects
@obi wan tatobi @Weston T I was just thinking mostly in terms of salary.
@obi wan tatobi @Weston T alright, then.
@obi wan tatobi would you trade Olivera, McCarthy, and Anderson for Scherzer?
@Purple Drank @Weston T now I'm really confused. Why would she confuse the two? I wonder if she's getting alzheimers.
5 days, 12 hours ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 113 – Ryu hurt, Guerrero doing well, injuries
@Purple Drank @Weston T Hmm. I wonder if she's oven shopping at other people's houses.