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@capnsparrow  @Weston T I suppose that's better than being eastern weird. 

1 day, 3 hours ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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it would be more adult to fuck a giraffe, amiright

1 day, 3 hours ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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TIL Lobo likes doing juvenile things, and Paddlin judges him for it. 





...jk, I didn't just learn that today. 

1 day, 3 hours ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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@Disgruntled Goat you could probably ask that same question for all those random cartoons you RT

1 day, 3 hours ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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I hate one of my coworkers. What should I do?

1 day, 5 hours ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ NO WAY VND THE GIANTS GOT LUCKY THREE TIMES THAT'S HOW THEY WON DUH BLARPASDGIADHFGOAEIRGQAEAWERTY3 4B6 

1 day, 5 hours ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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@DBrim @Mike Petriello Conclave of Lutheran Templar Knights. It's a guild from the medieval times. 

3 days, 6 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ question before you leave, is it awkward working on the same patient as your fiance

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ this is how I feel. I mean, idk. It's not meant in a malicious fashion, it's the guy's name. 

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@TheConman @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ does it matter, though, if everyone knows what you're talking about regardless?

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ I just guessed on an accent because people get all upset. 

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@moneynow27 same guy as Roberto. He just switched positions because he sucked at pitching. 

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@moneynow27 How did you grill the charmander? You must have used Ninetales. 

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@Purple Drank @Batted Bob ...or, you know, pretend to be Goat on the train like you do here

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@Purple Drank @Batted Bob all you have to do is take a picture and tweet it at him. 

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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That's enough penis jokes for me. 

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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The level of dong in here right now is palpable. 

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@efb but does it give you a boner

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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The best thing about Vietnam is collecting dong. 

3 days, 11 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@BIah or synchronized swimming with them. 

3 days, 13 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@BIah you should go walking with them. 

3 days, 13 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@PagansOedipalComplex @Weston T @TellMyWifeISaidHello the blood clot thing is something I'm more concerned about

3 days, 13 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@Purple Drank @TellMyWifeISaidHello *hits edit button* (No Dodger is ever going to get hurt because they're all made of adamantium.) 

3 days, 13 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@obi wan tatobi @Weston T what I meant was Scherzer is getting $30 mil a year, and those three guys are about $32 mil a year, even if their contracts aren't for 7 years

3 days, 14 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@obi wan tatobi @Weston T I was just thinking mostly in terms of salary. 

3 days, 14 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@obi wan tatobi would you trade Olivera, McCarthy, and Anderson for Scherzer?

3 days, 14 hours ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects

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@Purple Drank @Weston T now I'm really confused. Why would she confuse the two? I wonder if she's getting alzheimers. 

5 days, 12 hours ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 113 – Ryu hurt, Guerrero doing well, injuries

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@Purple Drank @Weston T Hmm. I wonder if she's oven shopping at other people's houses. 

5 days, 12 hours ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 113 – Ryu hurt, Guerrero doing well, injuries

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