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so far the site is way more entertaining than a championship season would be. when i saw the story of my msti life i saw two sets of footprints in the sand. and i noticed that when the team sucked ass in a truly unforeseeable way, when the bullpen was a fully fecal based fire, only one set of footprints in the sand. and i asked why, various simpsons based characs and goat and drank and possibly alcoholic doctor and strange avatars and other skull and dogs and cats and hello kitty, why did you abandon me while i was forced to watch giants fans all around me preen and preach about their newfound love of fiscal discipline and chemistry? and you said no my internet stranger, it was then that i carried you.

I carried you with innumerable ridiculous gifs of some shit you would have never chosen to watch on your own and some so-fucking-far down the rabbit hole comment threads that probably stop new people from EVER commenting because this place is like a fucking insane asylum and photoshopping work jackson pollock would be ashamed of.

lets walk through fire together.

3 days, 17 hours ago on Dodgers 3, Brewers 1: Stars Perform, Team Wins

glad to see how well you guys are dealing with a so far disappointing season

3 days, 17 hours ago on Dodgers 3, Brewers 1: Stars Perform, Team Wins

@Sideshow Dave @deblue @Purple Drank @Frank J Lapidus The email says "fired"

3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers 3, Brewers 1: Stars Perform, Team Wins

@koufaxmachine @MFYG year is x axis but labeled poorly. y axis is distance. line is pretty much useless in this case

4 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers 3, Brewers 1: Stars Perform, Team Wins

spot last night!

4 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers 3, Brewers 1: Stars Perform, Team Wins

spot