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@Purple Drank @GinFizzBear

thanks.  A buddy asked me this question last night, and I realized that I didn't have a clear idea either. 


In GO KINGS GO news, I went to the shootout win at Staples last night.  ALL THE AWESOMEZ

43 minutes ago on What Can Statcast Teach Us About the Dodgers?

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Can someone remind me what the post-Uribe plan of succession is at 3B?  A Cuban at 3B, with the assumption that Seager is at SS? 

46 minutes ago on What Can Statcast Teach Us About the Dodgers?

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I had relations with an SF Giants fan on Saturday night.


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3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Mike Adams to a Minor League Contract

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@Disgruntled Goat @Mike Petriello Lack of right handed power, therefore third place in NL West

4 days, 1 hour ago on Your Annual Spring Training Stat Reminder

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@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim Hewlett Packard had the worst coffee of any corporation I ever visited.

4 days, 1 hour ago on Your Annual Spring Training Stat Reminder

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@Lobo I've never seen HOC

4 days, 11 hours ago on Your Annual Spring Training Stat Reminder

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Is Vladimir Shpunt still on the Dodgers' payroll?  If so, has he reported to spring training yet?

6 days, 22 hours ago on Don’t Judge The Health Of The Dodger Rotation On Disabled List Trips

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@OSaltyOne @Montgomery Burns

Car Jackers.  Yes.  Let's put that to a student body vote.

1 week ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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@Montgomery Burns

there are no tigers in Stockton; their mascot should be the 7-11's or the Reckless Drivers

1 week ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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this dress thing is a sign we don't have enough football or baseball at this time 

1 week ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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@Montgomery Burns

what would make you release the chicken?  do you check feet or eyes for signs of disease?  

1 week ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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@cvrinc @GinFizzBear some cook it, some just bite the head off.  But regardless of the steps in between, I want to know if anyone here has apprehended a chicken gone wild in the state of Hawaii, then perhaps after some OPTIONAL intermediate steps, such as cooking or defeathering, consumed the bird? 

1 week ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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Has anyone here ever caught a free-range chicken in Hawaii and eaten it? 

1 week ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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GKG.  What channel? 

1 week, 2 days ago on When To Call Up Julio Urias? Remember The Lesson Of Adrian Beltre

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Is  today Moncadanukkah?  Or Christmoncadanas? 

2 weeks ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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Moncada would look good on that 5-tool prospect list above.  

3 weeks ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: Best Tools

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This Gabe Kapler article is very good.

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Gabe Kapler And Positioning Prospects To Succeed

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Ethier is going to remain a Dodger in 2015 as a highly paid backup.  Stop asking

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Gabe Kapler And Positioning Prospects To Succeed

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Goat Hella on the Mountain

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Get to know this year’s foreign imports: Hector Olivera

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@Weston T @GinFizzBear if you watched VND's video, you would know that this is how all Americans live.  You must be from a wealthy country like North Korea.

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Get to know this year’s foreign imports: Hector Olivera

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I'm just sitting here having a fresh brewed coffee made from snow that fell off of a nearby truck, along with a government-issued free crow for breakfast.  Yummy.

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Get to know this year’s foreign imports: Hector Olivera

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@BIah "You call my abuelita bizsnatch?" 

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Get to know this year’s foreign imports: Hector Olivera

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I'm hearing a lot of nonsense about the Padres.  For fucks sake.  Look, maybe they'll edge out SF for a wild card spot.  That's it. 

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 109 – Ross Stripling, Moncada, prospects

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@Weston T @GinFizzBear you smart people and your math

3 weeks, 4 days ago on A Guess At the 2015 Oklahoma City Roster: Pitchers

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I signed up for fangarphs+.  I had 9 bucks.  Now I have 3 left.

3 weeks, 4 days ago on A Guess At the 2015 Oklahoma City Roster: Pitchers

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@DBrim @GinFizzBear @Disgruntled Goat


BOSS YOU CAN TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT

3 weeks, 4 days ago on Loving That Dee Gordon Trade More Every Day

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@DBrim @Disgruntled Goat

what sort of work are you leaving

3 weeks, 4 days ago on Loving That Dee Gordon Trade More Every Day

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Do we need to start a #JamesShieldstoLA watch or is there one already

1 month ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 Prospects: 20-11

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@Purple Drank

yoander mountain string band

1 month ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 Prospects: 20-11

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I only listen to podcasts that feature Drank singing

1 month, 1 week ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 108 – Prospects, BA list, Ethier

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@nerdtato @GinFizzBear @Dustin Nosler

I don't know, maybe, but it doesn't seem logical.  Maybe the quality of opponents happen to be worse when he has not been playing.

1 month, 1 week ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@Dustin Nosler

As a Laker fan, I actively root for the Lakers to lose every game this season, to secure a top 5 draft pick.  I'm sorry this man is in pain, but this is good news.

1 month, 1 week ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@nerdtato @Uncultured Bastard

Potato, I think you should change your name to Spectater

1 month, 1 week ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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Los Angeles Dodgers pitchers and catchers report Feb. 19

1 month, 1 week ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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Hi, I went to the Kings Sharks game at the Tank last night, and I have a sadz now due to the loss.

1 month, 1 week ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@Purple Drank I confirm Drank's observation.  It is fucking cold and windy. 

2 months ago on Dodgers to sign lottery ticket Sergio Santos to minor-league deal

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@Crushinator (Gender Bender lover) @GinFizzBear

knowing that would not console me during a hippo violation

2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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Violation by a Hippo is no joke.

2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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