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@Crushinator (Gender Bender lover) @GinFizzBear

knowing that would not console me during a hippo violation

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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Violation by a Hippo is no joke.

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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@Uncultured Bastard @GinFizzBear

some of us are sensitive Sting fans who lounge in our cottages drinking tea, and wearing white shirts unbuttoned to our navel, gazing out the window at the rain 

2 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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@DodgerBytes @666foldamort @ak825

Cant's we just throw more money at this trade 

2 days, 8 hours ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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@Batted Bob

I see why Drank likes you so much

2 days, 8 hours ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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Well just give Kemp a double hip replacement surgery in the offseason, and he should be fine, right? 

2 days, 8 hours ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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@ak825 @GinFizzBear

cool.  I have been preaching to two of my best friends, who are not on this message board, that the only flaw I can see is the 4 years (as opposed to 3) for McCarthy, but that is future money that isn't ours and who cares.  They're all, "we'll see, but sounds good."  which is rational.  and then they say they wish we could have gotten more for Kemp, and they cast doubt.  


This also allows me a chance to go on and on about how Cal is a genius factory, and that the Golden Bears shall lead the Dodgers into the light.  It's like cheering for 2 of my favorite teams at once.   They tune that out, though.

2 days, 9 hours ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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Maybe I'm just a waterboy for this front office, particularly since my boy Farhan is a fellow Golden Bear, but I love all of these trades.

2 days, 9 hours ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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@Uncultured Bastard @TheConman @Alan Nordoc

Is that Matthey McConneghy on the right? 

2 days, 9 hours ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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what am I doing?  I'm watching Ken Burns' Baseball (6th inning), watching Vin tell stories about fans at Ebbets from 1941.  


Vin, then a new broadcaster riding shotgun with Red Barber, heard a voice from a megaphone in the crowd


"NOW ANNOUNCING ... VIN SCULLY"


Vin hung his head, honored and a little bashful.


"LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU"

3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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Should I expect that the Dodgers aren't going to extend Grienke after this year?

4 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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League, as a ground ball pitcher, should thrive with the new 2B/SS

4 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@DodgerBytes @GinFizzBear


Blackberry Passport is for old men who like big butts

4 days, 7 hours ago on Yasmani Grandal could make trading Matt Kemp palatable

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@TellMyWifeISaidGoodbye @GinFizzBear

seriously. 

1) I'm OLD

2) I work at a major company


They lost me, of all people.  Sell your BBRY stock.

4 days, 7 hours ago on Yasmani Grandal could make trading Matt Kemp palatable

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I just switched to my first iPhone after 5 years of blackberry

4 days, 7 hours ago on Yasmani Grandal could make trading Matt Kemp palatable

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Do we want the Dodgers to sign James Shields? 

5 days, 7 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez

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I like that the SF Giants appear weaker, and are missing out on FAs.  

5 days, 8 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez

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@SantaLaSorda @DBrim

THE LESSON HERE KIDS IS DON'T CLICK ON PLASCHKE ARICLES


I'M SO SORRY AND i APOLOGIZE FOR HELPING HIM KEEP HIS JOB BY GIVING HIM A CLICK 

1 week, 1 day ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle

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@JackedNate @moneynow27 holy fuck, this guy Plaschke is a damn idiot

1 week, 1 day ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle

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My eyes are bleeding from reading Plashke's article 

1 week, 1 day ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle

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@efb @GinFizzBear

no just a guy who really likes the Dodgers, with a sense of history and context, who regards numbers aka "stats" to be a useful tool, so no, I must not be. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Let’s Try To Be Honest About Matt Kemp’s Defense

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I doubt this hypothetical Kemp to SD trade to be worse than the DeLino DeShields trade.

1 week, 4 days ago on Let’s Try To Be Honest About Matt Kemp’s Defense

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Look guys, Steve Garvey became a Padre and we've all recovered from that, right? 

1 week, 4 days ago on Let’s Try To Be Honest About Matt Kemp’s Defense

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@Jeremy_N @DodgerBytes


Hitler had a T.O. jersey in this video. He's pissed, too.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzYsiNZgZ7M

1 week, 4 days ago on Let’s Try To Be Honest About Matt Kemp’s Defense

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@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex

Crap.  He'll be hard to say goodbye to.  Yes good trade value effiency bla bla I'll be peeved too no matter what. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Let’s Try To Be Honest About Matt Kemp’s Defense

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I'm sure I will forget this man exists at some point next season. 

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers Acquire Ryan Lavarnway Three Years Too Late

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@internet baseball fan potato friend @Purple Drank

have you considered a career as a battery?

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Why the Dodgers should be after Chase Headley

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it's the quiet guys who eat soup at the desk during lunchtime that are capable of freaking the fuck out.  Y'all better hope Montero never darkens my Dodger roster. 

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Why the Dodgers should be after Chase Headley

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/looks around


No Montero


/goes back to eating soup at the desk 

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Why the Dodgers should be after Chase Headley

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@capnsparrow  @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank @LiterallyPFP

We at Cal were dreaming of any shit bowl to get extra practices

2 weeks, 6 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: UT Chone Figgins

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@capnsparrow  @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank @LiterallyPFP

UCLA totally owned SC at the line.  Also, Sark outcoached himself in the Red Zone.  I'm thinking about that delayed handoff on 2nd(?) and goal early in the first half.

2 weeks, 6 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: UT Chone Figgins

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@capnsparrow  @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank @LiterallyPFP

I know one SC fan who is done with him.  Anyway, 8 wins is a nice problem to have 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: UT Chone Figgins

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@Purple Drank @LiterallyPFP Sonny Dykes is a nice guy but I don't think he's going to be able turn this thing around.  Need 7 or 8 wins from him next year or else we are hiring ginfizzbear as coach 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: UT Chone Figgins

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@Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!)

that's me in the lobby, hanging out by the curtain 

3 weeks, 4 days ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project

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Another morning.  /looks around/  No Montero.  Good.

3 weeks, 4 days ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project

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@ tomato @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank

Russel Ude looks like an outstanding DE/DT commit.

3 weeks, 5 days ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@ tomato @Purple Drank


pass rush:  kittens trying to open a locked bathroom door.

3 weeks, 5 days ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@ tomato @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank


Goff is awesomes.  and the receivers.  I think Lasco has done great things, particularly against Beavers. the run D and run offense isn't bad.

The pass defense:  flaming bag of shit. 


3 weeks, 5 days ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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