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@Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!)

that's me in the lobby, hanging out by the curtain 

2 days, 11 hours ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project

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Another morning.  /looks around/  No Montero.  Good.

2 days, 11 hours ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project

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@ tomato @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank

Russel Ude looks like an outstanding DE/DT commit.

3 days, 7 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@ tomato @Purple Drank


pass rush:  kittens trying to open a locked bathroom door.

3 days, 7 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@ tomato @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank


Goff is awesomes.  and the receivers.  I think Lasco has done great things, particularly against Beavers. the run D and run offense isn't bad.

The pass defense:  flaming bag of shit. 


3 days, 7 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@Purple Drank @GinFizzBear

really?  what was your handle?

3 days, 8 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@ tomato @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank


The O-line blocking technique being taught in this new regime is galling.  Also clock management, basic math issues re scoreboard, and crackpot Franklin playcalling 10% of the time.


I give Dykes a C+ (passing grade) but I need 8 wins and a win over a school next year that is from the state of California.  Otherwise I am getting out my pitchfork and torches. 

3 days, 8 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@Purple Drank @GinFizzBear

burning 55-gallon drum dot gif

3 days, 8 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@Purple Drank Hi Drank, have you made any post-Big Game forays to Bear Insider?

3 days, 8 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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This Montero rumor will have me worriedly checking DD daily to make sure he is not a Dodger.


I see what you did there, mods.

3 days, 10 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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Thanks and congrats Kersh, now go get yourself a ring

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Just Like Every Year: Clayton Kershaw, Cy Young Winner

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Blah tell us which restaurant and when, so that I may collect data and observe your mating rituals

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley

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that comment below from Mike about making/not making payroll.  I remember when that was a thing.  fffppphew

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley

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@Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello @Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p


Diane, what about the Raiders?  They are not going to win, yet they are part of NorCal.  How do you reconcile this

2 weeks, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: 1B Clint Robinson

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@Lumpy Space Dodger

The Golden Bears will lead the Dodgers to glory, via Zaidi 

2 weeks, 5 days ago on All Hail The Mighty New Dodgers Front Office

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I have the whole comments section all to myself!


I NEED YORE LOVE

I NEED YORE LOVE

2 weeks, 5 days ago on All Hail The Mighty New Dodgers Front Office

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@Disgruntled Goat @GinFizzBear

Fat $$$ for Brett tomko, Juan Pierre, Andruw Jones blaaaargh

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues

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I am totally fapping myself over the moon with this Dodger front office.  No more Cowboy Ned handing out wasteful 3 year contracts when his balls tingle.  Uncle Stan is not fucking around here.

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues

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@DodgerDodger @ABSmileBunch

"On field performance is 100 times more important than whether or not guys blow each other in the clubhouse."

- GinFizzBear's standard retort to Giants fans 

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Projected Dodger Arbitration Salaries For 2015

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"It's great that the Dodgers hired  a pencil-pushing geek for the GM office, but does he know what it takes to win?  Does he know a stiff when he sees one, or is his calculator going to tell him who has the stuff of champions and who doesn't?  We'll have to wait and see."


- Bill Plashcke quote that I made up, but one that he will probably write 

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Projected Dodger Arbitration Salaries For 2015

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@Diane. fap Jesus,midlevel ninja,hero,best friend


Mr. Colletti, it is an honor to have you here commenting at Dodgers Digest, although I do not see why you changed your name to "Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe)".  I am opposed to a 5 year deal for Hanley.  Thanks again for stopping by! 

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Receives Qualifying Offer, Obviously

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@Condorave @GinFizzBear


If they text me, I respond with a saved JPG of Tommy Lasorda riding a golf cart. 

3 weeks, 5 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: Catcher/Relief Ace Drew Butera

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In dealing with Giants fans now that the apocalypse is upon us, I find that responding to them with relentless optimism about the Dodgers is the best defense.

3 weeks, 5 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: Catcher/Relief Ace Drew Butera

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@the great dick tater @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank @capnsparrow

"kills self"

I see you're interested in the 2014 Depressed Dodger Fan Suicide Pact.  Perhaps you would like some literature.

4 weeks ago on Offseason Dates To Remember

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@the great dick tater @Purple Drank @capnsparrow

it took me forever to get that "dick tater" was a pun based on Dictator, and the Charlie Chaplin movie.  I thought you were just talking about your dick. 

4 weeks ago on Offseason Dates To Remember

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@CptPineapple

I like that we have a tomato, a potato, and a pineapple 

4 weeks ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@ tomato @GinFizzBear


oh yeah can't wait for that.  watching the simpsons now.  Go Bears! 


4 weeks ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan

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@the great dick tater @GinFizzBear

he looks attentive and predatory. 

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far

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@the great dick tater is that your cat? 

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far

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hopefully we fill our cups with the tears of Giants fans tomorrow 

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far

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I came here to observe, and to participate in, WS faps.  

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far

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I am excited and relieved that royals won a game 

1 month ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?

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where is the podcast with purple drank? 

1 month ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?

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"thank you" notes are standard kiss-ass practice for job interviews, in my world 

1 month, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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please don't F this up StL 

1 month, 1 week ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists

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Friedman has the potential to break into my Top 10 Favorite Jews.

1 month, 1 week ago on Ned Colletti was a lame duck GM & Andrew Friedman now moves the Dodgers forward

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This shit reads like Dodger Confidential.  Nom, nom, nom. 

1 month, 1 week ago on Ned Colletti was a lame duck GM & Andrew Friedman now moves the Dodgers forward

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St L, aka NottheGiants, tied it up!  



1 month, 2 weeks ago on Welcome To Town, Andrew Friedman

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@Diane Nguyen 9ers fan

Except when telling Ned midseason:   "Stop.  Just Stop."

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Welcome To Town, Andrew Friedman

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@Crushinator (Gender Bender lover)

Its a Dodger Jewbilee!

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Welcome To Town, Andrew Friedman

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@ak825 @capnsparrow  @Mike Petriello

Disagree 100% dude.  This is a classic move where you wait for the offseason for the coaching/GM/FO carousel to get spinning.  Katsen is the bomb. 

1 month, 2 weeks ago on The End Of The Ned Colletti Era

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I want to fap so hard but I am at the office 

1 month, 2 weeks ago on The News You’ve Wanted: Colletti Out, Friedman In

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