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2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips
@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank @internet baseball fan potato friend
@DiamondDirtbag @BlueMarvin @internet baseball fan potato friend
@Crushinator (Gender Bender lover) @GinFizzBear
knowing that would not console me during a hippo violation
Violation by a Hippo is no joke.
@PagansOedipalComplex @Lance Uppercut
Here is video of one
@Uncultured Bastard @GinFizzBear
some of us are sensitive Sting fans who lounge in our cottages drinking tea, and wearing white shirts unbuttoned to our navel, gazing out the window at the rain
2 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips
@DodgerBytes @666foldamort @ak825
Cant's we just throw more money at this trade
2 days, 8 hours ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post
I see why Drank likes you so much
Well just give Kemp a double hip replacement surgery in the offseason, and he should be fine, right?
cool. I have been preaching to two of my best friends, who are not on this message board, that the only flaw I can see is the 4 years (as opposed to 3) for McCarthy, but that is future money that isn't ours and who cares. They're all, "we'll see, but sounds good." which is rational. and then they say they wish we could have gotten more for Kemp, and they cast doubt.
This also allows me a chance to go on and on about how Cal is a genius factory, and that the Golden Bears shall lead the Dodgers into the light. It's like cheering for 2 of my favorite teams at once. They tune that out, though.
2 days, 9 hours ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post
Maybe I'm just a waterboy for this front office, particularly since my boy Farhan is a fellow Golden Bear, but I love all of these trades.
@Uncultured Bastard @GinFizzBear @TheConman @Alan Nordoc
time is a flat circle
@Uncultured Bastard @TheConman @Alan Nordoc
Is that Matthey McConneghy on the right?
what am I doing? I'm watching Ken Burns' Baseball (6th inning), watching Vin tell stories about fans at Ebbets from 1941.
Vin, then a new broadcaster riding shotgun with Red Barber, heard a voice from a megaphone in the crowd
"NOW ANNOUNCING ... VIN SCULLY"
Vin hung his head, honored and a little bashful.
"LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU"
3 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
4 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
Should I expect that the Dodgers aren't going to extend Grienke after this year?
League, as a ground ball pitcher, should thrive with the new 2B/SS
4 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
Blackberry Passport is for old men who like big butts
4 days, 7 hours ago on Yasmani Grandal could make trading Matt Kemp palatable
1) I'm OLD
2) I work at a major company
They lost me, of all people. Sell your BBRY stock.
I just switched to my first iPhone after 5 years of blackberry
Do we want the Dodgers to sign James Shields?
5 days, 7 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez
5 days, 8 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez
I like that the SF Giants appear weaker, and are missing out on FAs.
THE LESSON HERE KIDS IS DON'T CLICK ON PLASCHKE ARICLES
I'M SO SORRY AND i APOLOGIZE FOR HELPING HIM KEEP HIS JOB BY GIVING HIM A CLICK
1 week, 1 day ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle
@JackedNate @moneynow27 holy fuck, this guy Plaschke is a damn idiot
My eyes are bleeding from reading Plashke's article
no just a guy who really likes the Dodgers, with a sense of history and context, who regards numbers aka "stats" to be a useful tool, so no, I must not be.
1 week, 4 days ago on Let’s Try To Be Honest About Matt Kemp’s Defense
I doubt this hypothetical Kemp to SD trade to be worse than the DeLino DeShields trade.
Look guys, Steve Garvey became a Padre and we've all recovered from that, right?
Hitler had a T.O. jersey in this video. He's pissed, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzYsiNZgZ7M
Crap. He'll be hard to say goodbye to. Yes good trade value effiency bla bla I'll be peeved too no matter what.
I'm sure I will forget this man exists at some point next season.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers Acquire Ryan Lavarnway Three Years Too Late
@Casey the DeliMan @0ptimus
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers trade Matt Magill for Chris Heisey
@internet baseball fan potato friend @Purple Drank
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Why the Dodgers should be after Chase Headley
have you considered a career as a battery?
it's the quiet guys who eat soup at the desk during lunchtime that are capable of freaking the fuck out. Y'all better hope Montero never darkens my Dodger roster.
/goes back to eating soup at the desk
@capnsparrow @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank @LiterallyPFP
We at Cal were dreaming of any shit bowl to get extra practices
2 weeks, 6 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: UT Chone Figgins
UCLA totally owned SC at the line. Also, Sark outcoached himself in the Red Zone. I'm thinking about that delayed handoff on 2nd(?) and goal early in the first half.
I know one SC fan who is done with him. Anyway, 8 wins is a nice problem to have
@Purple Drank @LiterallyPFP Sonny Dykes is a nice guy but I don't think he's going to be able turn this thing around. Need 7 or 8 wins from him next year or else we are hiring ginfizzbear as coach
@Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!)
that's me in the lobby, hanging out by the curtain
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project
Another morning. /looks around/ No Montero. Good.
@ tomato @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank
Russel Ude looks like an outstanding DE/DT commit.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
@ tomato @Purple Drank
pass rush: kittens trying to open a locked bathroom door.
Goff is awesomes. and the receivers. I think Lasco has done great things, particularly against Beavers. the run D and run offense isn't bad.
The pass defense: flaming bag of shit.