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@Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!)
that's me in the lobby, hanging out by the curtain
2 days, 11 hours ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project
Another morning. /looks around/ No Montero. Good.
@ tomato @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank
Russel Ude looks like an outstanding DE/DT commit.
3 days, 7 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
@ tomato @Purple Drank
pass rush: kittens trying to open a locked bathroom door.
Goff is awesomes. and the receivers. I think Lasco has done great things, particularly against Beavers. the run D and run offense isn't bad.
The pass defense: flaming bag of shit.
@Purple Drank @GinFizzBear
really? what was your handle?
3 days, 8 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
The O-line blocking technique being taught in this new regime is galling. Also clock management, basic math issues re scoreboard, and crackpot Franklin playcalling 10% of the time.
I give Dykes a C+ (passing grade) but I need 8 wins and a win over a school next year that is from the state of California. Otherwise I am getting out my pitchfork and torches.
burning 55-gallon drum dot gif
@Purple Drank Hi Drank, have you made any post-Big Game forays to Bear Insider?
This Montero rumor will have me worriedly checking DD daily to make sure he is not a Dodger.
I see what you did there, mods.
3 days, 10 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
Thanks and congrats Kersh, now go get yourself a ring
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Just Like Every Year: Clayton Kershaw, Cy Young Winner
@Disgruntled Goat Drank will go out with you
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley
@Weston T @GinFizzBear
Blah tell us which restaurant and when, so that I may collect data and observe your mating rituals
that comment below from Mike about making/not making payroll. I remember when that was a thing. fffppphew
@Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello @Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p
Diane, what about the Raiders? They are not going to win, yet they are part of NorCal. How do you reconcile this
2 weeks, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: 1B Clint Robinson
@Lumpy Space Dodger
The Golden Bears will lead the Dodgers to glory, via Zaidi
2 weeks, 5 days ago on All Hail The Mighty New Dodgers Front Office
I have the whole comments section all to myself!
I NEED YORE LOVE
@Disgruntled Goat @GinFizzBear
Fat $$$ for Brett tomko, Juan Pierre, Andruw Jones blaaaargh
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues
@Guitar and how would you do that
I am totally fapping myself over the moon with this Dodger front office. No more Cowboy Ned handing out wasteful 3 year contracts when his balls tingle. Uncle Stan is not fucking around here.
"On field performance is 100 times more important than whether or not guys blow each other in the clubhouse."
- GinFizzBear's standard retort to Giants fans
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Projected Dodger Arbitration Salaries For 2015
"It's great that the Dodgers hired a pencil-pushing geek for the GM office, but does he know what it takes to win? Does he know a stiff when he sees one, or is his calculator going to tell him who has the stuff of champions and who doesn't? We'll have to wait and see."
- Bill Plashcke quote that I made up, but one that he will probably write
@Diane. fap Jesus,midlevel ninja,hero,best friend
Mr. Colletti, it is an honor to have you here commenting at Dodgers Digest, although I do not see why you changed your name to "Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe)". I am opposed to a 5 year deal for Hanley. Thanks again for stopping by!
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Receives Qualifying Offer, Obviously
If they text me, I respond with a saved JPG of Tommy Lasorda riding a golf cart.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: Catcher/Relief Ace Drew Butera
@Purple Drank @Tymathee
In dealing with Giants fans now that the apocalypse is upon us, I find that responding to them with relentless optimism about the Dodgers is the best defense.
@the great dick tater @GinFizzBear @Purple Drank @capnsparrow
I see you're interested in the 2014 Depressed Dodger Fan Suicide Pact. Perhaps you would like some literature.
4 weeks ago on Offseason Dates To Remember
@the great dick tater @Purple Drank @capnsparrow
it took me forever to get that "dick tater" was a pun based on Dictator, and the Charlie Chaplin movie. I thought you were just talking about your dick.
I like that we have a tomato, a potato, and a pineapple
4 weeks ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@ tomato @GinFizzBear
oh yeah can't wait for that. watching the simpsons now. Go Bears!
please kill me
@the great dick tater @GinFizzBear
he looks attentive and predatory.
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far
@the great dick tater is that your cat?
hopefully we fill our cups with the tears of Giants fans tomorrow
I came here to observe, and to participate in, WS faps.
I am excited and relieved that royals won a game
1 month ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
@Crushinator (Gender Bender lover) @GinFizzBear
1 month ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?
where is the podcast with purple drank?
"thank you" notes are standard kiss-ass practice for job interviews, in my world
1 month, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis
please don't F this up StL
1 month, 1 week ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists
Friedman has the potential to break into my Top 10 Favorite Jews.
1 month, 1 week ago on Ned Colletti was a lame duck GM & Andrew Friedman now moves the Dodgers forward
This shit reads like Dodger Confidential. Nom, nom, nom.
St L, aka NottheGiants, tied it up!
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Welcome To Town, Andrew Friedman
@Diane Nguyen 9ers fan
Except when telling Ned midseason: "Stop. Just Stop."
@Crushinator (Gender Bender lover)
Its a Dodger Jewbilee!
@ak825 @capnsparrow @Mike Petriello
Disagree 100% dude. This is a classic move where you wait for the offseason for the coaching/GM/FO carousel to get spinning. Katsen is the bomb.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on The End Of The Ned Colletti Era
I want to fap so hard but I am at the office
1 month, 2 weeks ago on The News You’ve Wanted: Colletti Out, Friedman In