Crushinator (Bender lover)
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Saisons and Trippels are my faaave
3 days, 19 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers All-Prospect team
@Tired Math Cat @Purple Drank i wanna say...New Girl?
Oh, I mean Goat.
3 days, 23 hours ago on Swinging At The First Pitch Isn’t Yasiel Puig’s Problem
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @DodgerBytes yeah what?! what is in their possession? what is this?
@Purple Drank @capnsparrow HIS SHOE!
@- Casey - @Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @Lobo It WAS SPRING TRAINING.
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @Crushinator (Bender lover) LOL this is just stupid.
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) he...throws the bat at the pitch and then the ball hits second base....wow. that. wow.
welp just watched the stanton video/article that goat posted. uggggghhhhh.....i feel sick.
@Diane Nguyen yes! she acknowledged me!
4 days ago on Swinging At The First Pitch Isn’t Yasiel Puig’s Problem
@Chad Moriyama @DBrim LIsticles. iI've got one for you: Top Ten Narrative Reasons why Puig is Slumping.
5 days ago on Starting Andre Ethier over Yasiel Puig is stupid & other things I thought were obvious
@ak825 AJ knows how to error "the right way."
@Southpaw Joe @Crushinator (Bender lover) sorry. Brim*.
Nice article Mike. I really liked the point about Puig diddling himself in the shower to Michael Bolton. If a man need a Bolton to get off then he probably doesn't have the interest, self confidence or testicular fortitude to hit and play CF during the stretch run.
5 days, 1 hour ago on Starting Andre Ethier over Yasiel Puig is stupid & other things I thought were obvious
BH stands for Boreanaz House.
@Tired Math Cat GAH! I've been hit!
5 days, 17 hours ago on Carlos Frias could positively impact Dodgers now, in postseason
@ABSmileBunch @The Tripp Cromer Experience @TellMyWifeISaidHello yeah that is severely intriguing. I want the Note 4 buuuuuuuuuuut the Amazon phone+free prime is super valuable.
6 days, 23 hours ago on Down On The Farm: 8/24 – 8/30 – Down With The Sickness
@ak825 @TellMyWifeISaidHello @TheConman @Carlos Flores just an fyi a .328 obp is better than a .287 OBP no matter the BA. IT means AJ isn't hitting well or driving in runs, but he is ACTUALLY on base so often that he might as well hit that high. Because the goal of hitting is to...get on base.
@Dustin Nosler @Crushinator (Bender lover) Thank you! I shall bestow you with the official title of Dustin the Knowledgeable.
1 week ago on Dodgers 9, Padres 4: Good Clayton Kershaw & offense, and hilarious defense
@foldamort @Crushinator (Bender lover) I just learned about seatgeek myself! I am now browsing for the final homestand.
1 week ago on Adrian Gonzalez playing his way into MVP discussion, kinda
Tiq IQ foldamort
@ColoradoHigh aka JonathanLingo @P_F_P in defense he was, i think, one of the Dodgers most successful pitchers ever. Not that i agree with saying no to Piazza for $100 and yes to Brown for it. Much rather it have gone to Piazza, an everyday player and one of the greatest hitters of that era, catcher or no, than to a pitcher, but Brown did kinda deserve that contract. Again, I wish it went to Piazza instead.
Bojack Horseman is amazing. I binge watched it over two nights and now I am sad I have to wait a year for it to come back.
1 week, 1 day ago on It’s Good To Have You Back, Matt Kemp
1 week, 3 days ago on My 2014 Dodgers’ Minor League Players of the Year
@Purple Drank @PagansOedipalComplex
1 week, 3 days ago on Another Reason To Not Worry About Dodgers Bases Loaded Troubles
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @- Casey - your dog already looks like this.
1 week, 4 days ago on Another Reason To Not Worry About Dodgers Bases Loaded Troubles
@Dustin Nosler both DeLeons.
@MalkinCookies @Crushinator (Bender lover) @Purple Drank its actually pretty cool here which is amazing since I have been sweating my tires off for the last two months. Do you guys use the metric system all the way over there? Whats it like driving on the left side of the road?
@MalkinCookies @Purple Drank how is the weather over there?
@Dustin Nosler Onelki
@- Casey - @Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @potato (2014 MSTY: Newcomer of the Year) @Purple Drank what was my batting avg in HS? I think I had four ABs my senior year.
1 week, 4 days ago on Reliving Bryce Harper vs Clayton Kershaw
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @Crushinator (Bender lover) @GinFizzBear I am working!
@GinFizzBear I just did the same. I thought he was joking for a second...then the article ended.
@Hoze there might be slight hyperbole here.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers’ prospect Jose De Leon making a name for himself
@Hoze yikes this seems like a drastic over pay.
@Mike Petriello @Crushinator (Bender lover) @moneynow27 oh wait i lied!
i went through my phone and saw that it is close but mine is all skewed.
@Mike Petriello @Crushinator (Bender lover) @moneynow27 that is certainly mine. i kind of wish I had done a better job actually.
@Mike Petriello @moneynow27 hey you used my pic of the Greinke article!
@nsxtasy @Disgruntled Goat @Crushinator (Bender lover) @ak825 no.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Report: Dodgers’ Triple-A affiliate moving to Oklahoma City, maybe
@Disgruntled Goat @Crushinator (Bender lover) @ak825 i just remember how upset he was about the pool pee party and thought he should lighten up.
@ak825 @Crushinator (Bender lover) oh i see. that kinda stinks.
@Blah's Catholic School Protopaul @ak825 wtf?!?! what is going on??
@ak825 what happened to tony jackson?
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff this is someone who cares about the issues! I vote itsthatguywhodoesstuff for baseball president or mayor!
@Uncultured Bastard i don't see a problem.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Who Will The Dodgers Bring Up In September?
@BIah @Mike Petriello because they no haz articles. only listicles.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Mailbag #10: Comebacks, A-Gon Vs. Shift, Puig’s Power, Giancarlo Dreaming
jeebus this was good. http://www.fangraphs.com/not/dangerous-experiment-a-roster-of-25-adam-dunns/
4 weeks ago on Dee Gordon quietly changed his stance heading into 2014
@JackedNate yeah what for? can he pitch?
1 month, 1 week ago on Down On The Farm: 7/28 – 8/3 – Pederson, Leon, Holmes, Seager, Arruebarrena