Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now
I like baseball and puns. I used to like programming, but I don't like that anymore. I eat a lot of cheez its.
@DodgersFan nothing a stiff drink won't numb.
1 day, 7 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
I looked at the clock expecting it to be like 2 in the morning...
@DodgersFan hiding buzzfeed was the best thing i ever did on facebook... which isn't saying a whole lot, but it's still worth doing.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @ tomato If it breaks that way for the Dodgers we all jump up and down. That's baseball I guess. Small comfort.
1 day, 8 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@ tomato @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now it hurts mostly because a series of incredibly favorable events had to transpire in order for it to happen, and now those events are being marketed as some sort of magic skill inherent to those gritty underdog giants and their postseason superhero who made us forget all about Clayton Kershaw.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now Posey is a good player, but he didn't even show up for the post season, so I will not recognize his contribution to my misery.
I would think the third time around this would be easier to stomach, but this one seems harder than the others. I have things to say-- reasons this is unfair and stupid and doesn't make any sense, reasons why the narratives and the dead horse beating will go on, but I guess that's what I get for choosing to devote so much time and attention to a game that's nonsensical by design. They won, fair and square, so fuck it. Congratulations to Hunter Pence, Madison Bumgarner, and Pablo Sandoval, the only three players on that team worth a flying fuck and the only reason I have to walk through a campus full of Lincecum jerseys tomorrow worn by people who think he's still good.
@DodgersFan did not ghost. modded?
1 day, 9 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!) Boy Hanley knows how to dress.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health
Man, I forgot how bad some of these Dodger Talk callers get. Somebody seriously suggested starting Greinke on short rest to avoid Kershaw.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health
@ThtsaPaddlin @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @TheConman @KMT59 i think we were just in a bad spot, lot 1 by the sunset entrance. no way out alive.
@TheConman @KMT59 yeesh, that exit traffic was so bad.
@InsideThePark (10 Games) this is an optimistic forecast, but the same result I picture in my head.
@InsideThePark (10 Games) I don't blame you. I'm just not a hater. Except Gerardo Parra because fuck that guy.
@InsideThePark (10 Games) won't lie: every Matt Carpenter foul ball looked like a homerun for a split second, so when the real one happened I tried to talk myself into believing it was just the angle.
Watched this game from the nosebleediest part of the top deck, but somehow felt like I had the best seat in the house.
@Uncultured Bastard are you a penguins fan?
4 weeks, 1 day ago on National League Wild Card: Giants @ Pirates
@cvrinc oh shit, it's the real IRS.
@cvrinc yep, gotten 2 of them. They're not even convincing.
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs I met him once. Nice guy, speaks 4 languages.
1 month ago on Dodgers 9, Giants 1: NL West champions
@DodgerLivingInWeHo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @ABSmileBunch That's always been the crux. On paper it's just stupid. The key is getting everyone healthy at the same time.
@DodgerLivingInWeHo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @ABSmileBunch Crawford finished on an absolute tear. Actually, our offense is just fucking awesome. i can't believe there was a time when we were all worried we wouldn't score enough runs to back up our pitching staff.
@ABSmileBunch Kemp and Crawford have some interesting cases for comeback player of year.
I think Kershaw's behind the back grab invalidated FIP.
so AJ just had a weird interview.
1 month ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 24, 2014: Kershaw Goes For the Clincher
Oh what a beautiful day.
@Dustin Nosler @Mike Petriello After a while, you have to do something to make people remember you exist, even if it means surrendering to the stupid.
1 month ago on How Do We Explain Justin Turner?
@ak825 I want to hate this song, but it makes me think of Justin Turner and then I don't hate it.
@Jeremy_N @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now He goes overboard trying to make it seem like Jeter's career wasn't amazing. But his point is well taken. There have been better players who retired without all the fanfare.
@Jeremy_N Did you catch Keith Olbermann's rant?
@Jeremy_N Who's Derek Jeter?
@Disgruntled Goat @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now shit, that's a good one.
Happy Kershaw day, everyone!
Since it's after midnight
Goodnight everyone. I'll sleep well knowing tomorrow is Kershaw day.
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants
@LA_Woman @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @corylol I mean, it was a good run, right? Turns out there are limits to the magic of rhymezone.com.
@corylol @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now thanks cory. i like to lol.
@Chavez Ravine Fiend @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was really good, too. I understand why people don't like Yeezus, but I personally thought it was good. I like 808's and hearbreak in certain contexts, but it hard for Kanye to sell me on the idea that technology can make him a good singer.
I think Kanye West is a talented musician and Madison Bumgarner is a good pitcher who did a stupid thing and Puig is a good hitter who overreacted to said stupid thing and I don't think any of this has anything to do with race. And the crunchwrap supreme is really good, but for half the price you can get two soft tacos comprised of primarily the same things.
The Puig-Bumgarner feud is like a crunchwrap supreme filled with stupid.
Tonight's late show is strange even by late show standards.
@yudodis Reminder, he was actually kinda good when we had him.
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs more likely to happen first?
@Disgruntled Goat @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Lobo @CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs I like where we are. I just prefer certainty over probability.
@Lobo @Disgruntled Goat @CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs but baseball.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I know, it's not easy. I'm an introvert at heart who had to coach myself into it, but I'm glad I did. I'm still not where I'd like to be, but I've come a long way.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now try and enjoy it while you can. i know it seems like hell sometimes, but it's one of the easiest times in life to meet cool people. I'm glad I got my nose out of the books fast enough to realize it.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @- Casey - that sounds fun. I haven't been to an arcade since high school. The Nickel Nickel in Cypress used to be a good day of cheap thrills.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now yeah. I've completed my required economics course work, so now I'm just filling out units with one challenging class just to stay on my toes and try to learn STATA to pad my resume a bit.