Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now
I like baseball and puns. I used to like programming, but I don't like that anymore. I eat a lot of cheez its.
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs I met him once. Nice guy, speaks 4 languages.
5 days, 16 hours ago on Dodgers 9, Giants 1: NL West champions
@DodgerLivingInWeHo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @ABSmileBunch That's always been the crux. On paper it's just stupid. The key is getting everyone healthy at the same time.
@DodgerLivingInWeHo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @ABSmileBunch Crawford finished on an absolute tear. Actually, our offense is just fucking awesome. i can't believe there was a time when we were all worried we wouldn't score enough runs to back up our pitching staff.
@ABSmileBunch Kemp and Crawford have some interesting cases for comeback player of year.
I think Kershaw's behind the back grab invalidated FIP.
so AJ just had a weird interview.
5 days, 16 hours ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 24, 2014: Kershaw Goes For the Clincher
Oh what a beautiful day.
@Dustin Nosler @Mike Petriello After a while, you have to do something to make people remember you exist, even if it means surrendering to the stupid.
6 days, 5 hours ago on How Do We Explain Justin Turner?
@ak825 I want to hate this song, but it makes me think of Justin Turner and then I don't hate it.
@Jeremy_N @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now He goes overboard trying to make it seem like Jeter's career wasn't amazing. But his point is well taken. There have been better players who retired without all the fanfare.
@Jeremy_N Did you catch Keith Olbermann's rant?
@Jeremy_N Who's Derek Jeter?
@Disgruntled Goat @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now shit, that's a good one.
Happy Kershaw day, everyone!
Since it's after midnight
Goodnight everyone. I'll sleep well knowing tomorrow is Kershaw day.
6 days, 14 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants
@LA_Woman @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @corylol I mean, it was a good run, right? Turns out there are limits to the magic of rhymezone.com.
@corylol @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now thanks cory. i like to lol.
@Chavez Ravine Fiend @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was really good, too. I understand why people don't like Yeezus, but I personally thought it was good. I like 808's and hearbreak in certain contexts, but it hard for Kanye to sell me on the idea that technology can make him a good singer.
I think Kanye West is a talented musician and Madison Bumgarner is a good pitcher who did a stupid thing and Puig is a good hitter who overreacted to said stupid thing and I don't think any of this has anything to do with race. And the crunchwrap supreme is really good, but for half the price you can get two soft tacos comprised of primarily the same things.
The Puig-Bumgarner feud is like a crunchwrap supreme filled with stupid.
Tonight's late show is strange even by late show standards.
@yudodis Reminder, he was actually kinda good when we had him.
1 week, 3 days ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs more likely to happen first?
@Disgruntled Goat @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Lobo @CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs I like where we are. I just prefer certainty over probability.
@Lobo @Disgruntled Goat @CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs but baseball.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I know, it's not easy. I'm an introvert at heart who had to coach myself into it, but I'm glad I did. I'm still not where I'd like to be, but I've come a long way.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now try and enjoy it while you can. i know it seems like hell sometimes, but it's one of the easiest times in life to meet cool people. I'm glad I got my nose out of the books fast enough to realize it.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @- Casey - that sounds fun. I haven't been to an arcade since high school. The Nickel Nickel in Cypress used to be a good day of cheap thrills.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now yeah. I've completed my required economics course work, so now I'm just filling out units with one challenging class just to stay on my toes and try to learn STATA to pad my resume a bit.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I feel like such a slacker when I see stuff like this, but just managing to graduate in < 5 years from my school with any degree at all is considered a success. I'll get out with a solid gpa and a pretty marketable major in 4.5 years with minimal debt, and I managed to have some fun while I was at it. Things are looking pretty up.
@- Casey - the day VND was laboring so hard to get Lobo drunk. I wanted to tell him to go to an Arcade with a bag of quarters or something.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now Life is pretty good, all things considered. Got to see Neutral Milk Hotel last night. Stretching class, breakfast with friends, gym, nap, fap. Standard stuff. Not working right now which is a nice change of pace, gearing up to join the real world soon.
Nice to see you doing nothing for once. You work yourself sick with your course load.
@Lobo Lobo old pal, how goes it?
@- Casey - Try explaining to people in real life that your arch rival is a goat.
@- Casey - but I'm pretty generous with my real life faps.
@- Casey - congrats. I'm the Leo of the MSTY's. Still waiting.
@- Casey - I kind of am, usually. But in a really passive aggressive way.
@KMT59 @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @- Casey - I think this is what makes it hard.
@- Casey - it's weird, when I come back to this site from time to time I have to try to sort out the old timers from the new comers, and it gets blurrier as it goes.
@nsxtasy It seems odd that we're actually manipulating things in order to get Dan Haren a start in an important game, but I guess it's come to this.
@- Casey - It's not one of those "obviously a bad decision in the name of legacy" type things. There's a case to be made he's the best option.
Clayton Kershaw has bad outing- contributes to his MVP case.
1 week, 4 days ago on Dodgers @ Cubs Sept. 19, 2014: Clayton Kershaw, and all of the day games
@JackedNate @Purple Drank Ted Lilly.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Scott Van Slyke’s Time To Shine
@JackedNate @Purple Drank seriously, though. that sucks. I'm unemployed right now too, but it's by choice. Still miss the paychecks.
@JackedNate @Purple Drank you're reading a novel?
@Lobo "Wilson isn't good."
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
here for some easy faps
@Chat dans le chapeau I always wonder what would happen if a player dedicated himself to accumulating only walks. That is, the only time he ever swung at a pitch would be to fight off a strike and wait for the pitcher to walk him. This is a stupid idea, but AJ Ellis makes me think about it sometimes.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers 4, Padres 0: Get Used To Seeing Dan Haren