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alright, nice shooting the shit with you guys again. i'm gonna watch some Drunk History and pass out. 

2 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@PJ14 @Tired Math Cat @thestevesaxtrio Talus fractures, man. The speed destroyer. 

2 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Bull Doggy Dogg @0ptimus Jesus was known to fuck some shit up back in his day. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@KMT59 Washington's differential is absurd. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Bay_of_Puigs 'tevs. Not worried about the Giants. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Purple Drank and sometimes hit a homerun off of it. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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Kim Jong Un accepted Clayton Kershaw's ice bucket challenge.


#KershawFacts 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Hoze "sometimes it's just like, no one understands, man."

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Lobo I want to see some romantic fan fiction. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@KMT59 @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Tired Math Cat I sprained my ankle rock climbing about six months ago. Totally underestimated how devastating an ankle sprain can be. Took me 3 months to feel normal again. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Tired Math Cat reminded me of when Kemp slid into home for no reason. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@efb right now? Kershaw. For the next ten years, Trout. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@dappler218 @Guitar also has the control and mentality to adjust to decreased velocity. He's already done it once in his career. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@mickeyhatcher ump wasn't helping in the early goings. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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seems like i blinked and there were 2 outs. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@juanhenry we're playing a game of revisionist history. 

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@corylol @Bay_of_Puigs @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @DBrim The list of Kershaw's statistical oddities isn't long enough as is. 

2 days, 14 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@dappler218 There are likely some Giants fans who would do that, but only because they think Tim Lincecum is still better than Kershaw. 

2 days, 14 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@P_F_P @mickeyhatcher  @nsxtasy they'd both be a thousand ways of saying the same thing. 

2 days, 14 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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what's the Nat's bullpen look like? 

5 days, 21 hours ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez

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@LASports96 he does if Kersh is gonna be MVP. 

5 days, 21 hours ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez

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Is this the longest bottom of the 6th ever? 

5 days, 22 hours ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez

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@moneynow27  @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now It's probably just wishful thinking or I'm running out of relievers who haven't totally shit the bed yet, but I'd like to see him put in more high leverage spots. 

6 days, 1 hour ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years

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@PagansOedipalComplex @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Purple Drank they have a constant game of musical chairs with former cy young winners who are getting paid a lot of money to have once been good.

6 days, 1 hour ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years

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@Purple Drank @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now "can't explain it, man. Every time Pagan plays, I either go 4-4 with a double or I get laid that night. Minute he takes a day off, I've got no game."

6 days, 1 hour ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years

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@PagansOedipalComplex @Purple Drank starting to wonder if maybe Lincecum has lost a step or two. 

6 days, 1 hour ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years

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@Purple Drank @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now which is why it angers me so much. They're WRONG. That's stupid! Pagan is a 4 win player in a good year. But... yep, the Giants win an exceptional amount of games with him in the lineup. Fuck you, universe! 

6 days, 1 hour ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years

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@PF Flyers They probably all did ask for Joc and Julio, but that didn't have to be the end of the conversation. 

6 days, 1 hour ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years

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@Purple Drank I know it doesn't mean anything, or maybe it means something, probably nothing though. But the Giants record with Pagan is another world compared to without. 

6 days, 1 hour ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years

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