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@Purple Drank @Paulstralia You mean Grant Frisbee?
12 hours, 13 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power
@Purple Drank @Paulstralia I'm looking forward to think purple drank's obituary.
12 hours, 15 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power
@Purple Drank @Paulstralia wow, was not expecting a sincere response there.
Have we heard anything about Billingsley since that day something "didn't feel right?"
12 hours, 17 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power
@I Digesti @MotoMikey moral of the story, if you're gonna talk shit, at least be spitting truth.
3 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 12, 2014: Sorry for the delay
@I Digesti @Paulstralia @Barney G sure, give the credit where you want. Ned's a good PR guy.
@I Digesti @Barney G Colletti isn't a great GM, but he's not so incompetent that he can't put together a winning team with an infinite payroll. Since the money is less scarce, I can live with him overpaying here and there.
@TheConman @Catfishin damn boi, you got a sexy ass body and yo ass look soft. Boy lemme touch it. Lemme tell if it soft.
@KMT59 if he can do it in less than 10, he gets a choco taco.
This time warner thing is really killing my vibe. I miss watching games so much.
3 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 12, 2014: Sorry for the delay
@LA_Woman @Paulstralia what's up, L.A. Woman?
@I Digesti definitely remember Ramon Ortiz bunting into a double play with the bases loaded.
So wait, is A-Gone gonna be like San Diego A-Gone from now on or...?
Honestly, getting to DS by 11 for a 1:10 start is pretty impressive.
1 week, 4 days ago on Hyun-Jin Ryu’s Other New Toy
Kemp will reinjure himself and it will be Puig's fault.
@Mike Petriello Braun made it through I think 10 rounds in my fantasy draft before anybody wanted him.
@jml2279 I'm trying not to get my hopes up too much, but I can totally imagine Ryu stepping it up and becoming our ace in distress.
1 week, 5 days ago on Arsenal Analysis: Dodgers Best Pitches Of 2013
@steelmohawk funny you say that because I was trying to put myself in Jeff Kent's head as I was typing this.
@GinFizzBear "The first step is to eliminate all youthful exuberance and passion for the game. There's really no place in baseball for that. Second, please stop acting as though you are happy when things go well. We veterans prefer that you act as though your dog just died regardless of the situation. Finally, we demand that you immediately cease any activity that may distinguish your style of play from any other. We should only know it's you because of the letters on your jersey, not your unbelievable raw power, your impressive throwing arm, or your lightning fast speed on the base-paths. I wouldn't expect you to understand, but as you become a grizzled veteran you will see why all of these attributes are entirely necessary to the marketing and success of major league baseball. Thank you for listening, Yasiel."
@steelmohawk Oh, I saw that one. I was just waiting to get the news that Kershaw will be out longer than expected and anticipating Mike using that exact title.
@steelmohawk did he? I haven't been on this site.
@Jeremy_N He's anticipating his competitive beard growing career when this baseball thing is done.
What's the over-under on Mike writing a post entitled "Preparing for a world in which we are without Clayton Kershaw"?
@Catfishin @Paulstralia dude with the #1 pick took Kershaw over Trout, so I took Trout. Then everyone assumed Miggy would be off the board until he got to me.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers 7, D’Backs 5: Nice Way To Start A Season
bahaha, my friends are idiots. I just got Trout and Miggy in the draft.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Ryu gets the nod in Game 2, along with Gordon and Baxter
@Lobo @Paulstralia can't copy the image directly because it's flash and i'm too lazy to screencap, , but it's the headline.
The picture of Vin on the dodgers website makes him look like someone from American Hustle.
@Lobo @Paulstralia @Mike Petriello http://i.imgur.com/9e3YIwN.gif
@Mike Petriello where's DK?
@KMT59 @Mike Petriello @Dustin Nosler notepad
@The Humpty Dance Tony La Russa, aka a measure of drunkeness
the axe thrower dude
Tony Jackson is not impressed.
i'm just gonna let all your comments tell the story.
stream link anyone?
@Chavez Ravine Fiend @Paul_[not_Maholm] @Lobo ha, I'm not even picky or anything. Just no confidence.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers announce Australia roster, with a few surprises
@Chavez Ravine Fiend @Paul_[not_Maholm] @Lobo I wish I was better at the whole bar thing. I go just to have a few drinks with friends, but I have no game. haha.
@Chavez Ravine Fiend @Paul_[not_Maholm] @Lobo only when they have the buy 1 pitcher get one for a quarter. I have a friends who works there and is always trying to get me to come out. It's just super fratty in there.
@Chavez Ravine Fiend @Paul_[not_Maholm] @Lobo also helping my roommate with his bake sale outside the chase.
@Chavez Ravine Fiend @Paul_[not_Maholm] @Lobo Legend's and Murphey's .
@Lobo @Paul_[not_Maholm] I went out to 2nd tonight. House party last night and the night before. Bar hopping for St. Patty's on Monday. Out of control man.
@Weston Taylor @Paul_[not_Maholm] she's actually pretty hot.
@Weston Taylor @Paul_[not_Maholm] Nothing. I'm really TLR'd right now.
@Lobo @Paul_[not_Maholm] things are good. you know, party & bullshit.
@capnsparrow @Paul_[not_Maholm] @Weston Taylor "here, take the go pro a minute."
@Lobo @Paul_[not_Maholm] how goes it lobo?
@Weston Taylor @Paul_[not_Maholm] my roommate is literally filming a sex tape one room over right now.
i think i'm just gonna sleep.
@SpaceDodger (Math Cat) no, it posted