Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now
I like baseball and puns. I used to like programming, but I don't like that anymore. I eat a lot of cheez its.
@yudodis Reminder, he was actually kinda good when we had him.
3 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs more likely to happen first?
@Disgruntled Goat @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Lobo @CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs I like where we are. I just prefer certainty over probability.
@Lobo @Disgruntled Goat @CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs but baseball.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I know, it's not easy. I'm an introvert at heart who had to coach myself into it, but I'm glad I did. I'm still not where I'd like to be, but I've come a long way.
3 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now try and enjoy it while you can. i know it seems like hell sometimes, but it's one of the easiest times in life to meet cool people. I'm glad I got my nose out of the books fast enough to realize it.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @- Casey - that sounds fun. I haven't been to an arcade since high school. The Nickel Nickel in Cypress used to be a good day of cheap thrills.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now yeah. I've completed my required economics course work, so now I'm just filling out units with one challenging class just to stay on my toes and try to learn STATA to pad my resume a bit.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I feel like such a slacker when I see stuff like this, but just managing to graduate in < 5 years from my school with any degree at all is considered a success. I'll get out with a solid gpa and a pretty marketable major in 4.5 years with minimal debt, and I managed to have some fun while I was at it. Things are looking pretty up.
@- Casey - the day VND was laboring so hard to get Lobo drunk. I wanted to tell him to go to an Arcade with a bag of quarters or something.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now Life is pretty good, all things considered. Got to see Neutral Milk Hotel last night. Stretching class, breakfast with friends, gym, nap, fap. Standard stuff. Not working right now which is a nice change of pace, gearing up to join the real world soon.
Nice to see you doing nothing for once. You work yourself sick with your course load.
@Lobo Lobo old pal, how goes it?
@- Casey - Try explaining to people in real life that your arch rival is a goat.
@- Casey - but I'm pretty generous with my real life faps.
@- Casey - congrats. I'm the Leo of the MSTY's. Still waiting.
@- Casey - I kind of am, usually. But in a really passive aggressive way.
@KMT59 @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @- Casey - I think this is what makes it hard.
@- Casey - it's weird, when I come back to this site from time to time I have to try to sort out the old timers from the new comers, and it gets blurrier as it goes.
@nsxtasy It seems odd that we're actually manipulating things in order to get Dan Haren a start in an important game, but I guess it's come to this.
@- Casey - It's not one of those "obviously a bad decision in the name of legacy" type things. There's a case to be made he's the best option.
Clayton Kershaw has bad outing- contributes to his MVP case.
3 days, 14 hours ago on Dodgers @ Cubs Sept. 19, 2014: Clayton Kershaw, and all of the day games
@JackedNate @Purple Drank Ted Lilly.
1 week ago on Scott Van Slyke’s Time To Shine
@JackedNate @Purple Drank seriously, though. that sucks. I'm unemployed right now too, but it's by choice. Still miss the paychecks.
@JackedNate @Purple Drank you're reading a novel?
@Lobo "Wilson isn't good."
1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
here for some easy faps
@Chat dans le chapeau I always wonder what would happen if a player dedicated himself to accumulating only walks. That is, the only time he ever swung at a pitch would be to fight off a strike and wait for the pitcher to walk him. This is a stupid idea, but AJ Ellis makes me think about it sometimes.
1 week, 4 days ago on Dodgers 4, Padres 0: Get Used To Seeing Dan Haren
@Chat dans le chapeau @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I mean, if all three of them retired today, I can understand. But Kershaw is young enough to be considered a promising rookie.
@nsxtasy shameless plug for the one on here, if that's still around.
Suck it, Wainwright.
Coming for you, Dan Quisenberry
alright, nice shooting the shit with you guys again. i'm gonna watch some Drunk History and pass out.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is
@PJ14 @Tired Math Cat @thestevesaxtrio Talus fractures, man. The speed destroyer.
@Bull Doggy Dogg @Bay_of_Puigs @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @0ptimus fuck da police
@Bay_of_Puigs @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Bull Doggy Dogg @0ptimus Mark 11:12-25
@Raul Franklin TWTW
@Bull Doggy Dogg @0ptimus Jesus was known to fuck some shit up back in his day.
@KMT59 Washington's differential is absurd.
@Omer (beercoozie) @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Purple Drank ohh. never saw frozen.
@Bay_of_Puigs 'tevs. Not worried about the Giants.
@Omer (beercoozie) @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Purple Drank idgi?
@Purple Drank and sometimes hit a homerun off of it.
Kim Jong Un accepted Clayton Kershaw's ice bucket challenge.
@Nonexistant both overrated.
@Hoze "sometimes it's just like, no one understands, man."
@Lobo I want to see some romantic fan fiction.
@KMT59 @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Tired Math Cat I sprained my ankle rock climbing about six months ago. Totally underestimated how devastating an ankle sprain can be. Took me 3 months to feel normal again.
@Tired Math Cat reminded me of when Kemp slid into home for no reason.
@efb right now? Kershaw. For the next ten years, Trout.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario