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@Swung at ball 4 it gets weirder. 

2 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Mike Petriello I have to think all the other team's fans are here too. 

2 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@DodgerBytes Infant Pale Ale 

3 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Mike Petriello plot twist: Mariners are both the second and the third team involved. 

9 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Hoze @DBrim life of a major leaguer

9 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@DBrim ughhh

10 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@DodgerBytes it's like the American Idol auditions of the trade deadline. Just show us the best and the laughable. 

10 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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this is fun. 

12 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@NotBatman the replies are even better. 

13 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Lance Uppercut @efb 3 people simultaneously throw up the same analogy. Strange. 

58 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@efb eye of the storm?

58 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Mike Petriello I read this comment to presume that Joc's numbers are the result of steroids. 

1 hour, 2 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @Chris Perez's Future Employer and probably Matt Quincy Adams too. 

1 hour, 7 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Hoze @Paulstracized just trying to get a feel for how highly you value Seager. 

1 hour, 8 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@カイル a key to the city?

1 hour, 9 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Hoze @Paulstracized how about trade Seager and keep everything else? 

1 hour, 9 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Jeremy_N @Paulstracized *not a GM at all

1 hour, 10 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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You know what, fuck it. Trade the whole farm for Price. I just want something to happen. 

1 hour, 10 minutes ago on Two Hours To Go

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@TheConman that's a really interesting clause, and I have to wonder if it's something we'll start seeing more. 

2 hours, 54 minutes ago on Deadline Day Is Upon Us

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@Hoze wut?

2 hours, 58 minutes ago on Deadline Day Is Upon Us

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@JackedNate better than Perez, but I wouldn't want to give up more than a fringe prospect for him.

3 hours, 5 minutes ago on Deadline Day Is Upon Us

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@TheConman @Deuce (is loose) If you wish hard enough, maybe a player who used to be good will be good again?

13 hours, 4 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@- Casey - @Paulstracized  @corylol @KMT59 and the word "tooshie" didn't even make sense in the context of the point I intended to make. 

13 hours, 5 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@TheConman @Paulstracized  @KMT59 12 is a generally useful and important rule for life in general. 

13 hours, 6 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@corylol @Paulstracized  @KMT59 One day I was super stoned and let a comment on Think Purple Drank that included the word "Tooshie." I was completely unaware of this fact until a week later when it had become something of a running joke. 

13 hours, 7 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@KMT59 @Paulstracized commenting under the obvious influence, like me right now. 

13 hours, 10 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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I contend to this day that Dodger Thoughts rule #11 was only ever intended to be broken. 

13 hours, 10 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@PasadenaDodger winning streaks that coincide with the Giants being generally terrible are usually the most satisfying. 

13 hours, 23 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@DodgerNoLongerLivingintheBay probably something, but not anything too exciting or appalling. 

13 hours, 25 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@DodgerNoLongerLivingintheBay did you ever watch Greinke's pregame NLCS interview? 

13 hours, 32 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@poop comes from the Bartolo Colon I'm a straight male whose argument is 1/4 "keep Kemp because we're the only team who can afford him to be the player he's realistically going to be", 1/4 "that ceiling is so damn high, you really wanna risk letting it go?" and 1/2 "that smile though..." 

13 hours, 34 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@Swung at ball 4 confidence. 

13 hours, 37 minutes ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp

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@deblue @Paulstracized don't "umm" me sonny, when i was your age Bob Feller and stuff. 

14 hours, 2 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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the team has awoken from its sabr nightmare. Thank goodness they've come to their senses and abandoned their newfangled fancypants math ideas and gotten back to winnin'. 

14 hours, 2 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@a casey because if he got due credit people would start disliking him by virtue of him being good at everything. 

2 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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@Hoze I vote no. 

2 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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@Mike Petriello @Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @deblue I know it's the total wrong way to think about it, but you basically just paid 6 million dollars for 2 months of Uehara

2 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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@Disgruntled Goat @Paulstracized me either, but it's still funny that our response is "hmm, probably not but maybe i dunno" instead of "bahahahaha, no."

2 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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I remember when it was a question of whether Zack Greinke or Cole Hamels would be in a Dodger uniform, and everybody was like "why not both? we're rich! lulz"

2 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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@tsneddy @wojopaul @Mike Petriello @nsxtasy To be fair, Tulo is inarguably the most valuable player in the league when he's healthy. It's the kind of trade that neither side would do but is still fun to think about. 

2 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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@nsxtasy @Mike Petriello @tsneddy @wojopaul well, it seems like a fair and relevant thing to be discussing right now. 

2 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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There's a line in this that always stood out to me, and it's found in a parenthetical sidenote. 


"(As though the numbers involved here aern’t enough of a no-trade clause on their own..."


http://msti.wordpress.com/2011/11/14/report-dodgers-close-to-signing-matt-kemp/


3 days, 1 hour ago on Matt Kemp Is More Valuable In The Dodger Lineup Than Elsewhere

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@ConfederacyofBuntses (still 2015 NOTY eligible) I really hope the division comes down to a Haren V. Peavy matchup. Or a Lincecum V. Beckett. 

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 5, Giants 0: Clayton Kershaw Two-Hits The Giants

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@ConfederacyofBuntses (still 2015 NOTY eligible) Well, if AT&T can turn Ryan Vogelsong into an all star...


*breaks under pressure, laughs hysterically* 

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 5, Giants 0: Clayton Kershaw Two-Hits The Giants

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@PuroTurbo @Paulstracized also, suck it Lefty Grove. In YO face! 

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 5, Giants 0: Clayton Kershaw Two-Hits The Giants

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@P_F_P @Paulstracized got me with his legal mumbo jumbo. 

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 5, Giants 0: Clayton Kershaw Two-Hits The Giants

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@P_F_P longer than Bills? 

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers 5, Giants 0: Clayton Kershaw Two-Hits The Giants

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