Just so you know... I'm awesome.
@EephusBlueDrank outdid you twice: http://imgur.com/Sv9JsjB.jpg
1 day ago on Cardinals @ Dodgers May 24, 2013: Back to Baseball
@Jeith @Piano Dave Indeed. She's a bitch, but I need her in my life.
My computer/quickbooks is super slow today. It's probably because of all the GIFs in MSTI, but I'm just not willing to give those up.
@Lobo(Middling Member of Trade Ethier Bandwagon) @silver_linings_paul_(book) Ever? Or in the last two hours?
@Jeith @Piano Dave A true gentlemen doesn't rent. I picked that bad boy up for $60 on Ebay. And yeah, that was the cruise.
@(VND) Supreme Moderator Me too. When did we ever stop talking about baseball?
Let's have some photoshop fun with SVS: https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/338069326491951104
To start, needs more Tony.
@LA_Woman @Piano Dave @DBrim @Mike Petriello Why thank you! Everyone else was pickin' on me.
1 day, 1 hour ago on Why Is Brandon League Awful Now?
I hate you, Luis Cruz. https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/338059396980547586
@Musings of a cat Wait, what? Tips are supposed to be based solely on level of service. Why would the bartenders' attire have anything to do with that?
@DBrim @Piano Dave @Mike Petriello Exactly
@Mike Petriello @DBrim I wonder how long he'll stay on the roster as they refuse to play him and refuse to send him down to get better.
@Ronny the Goblin @DBrim @Capnsparrow I'm the guy in the picture, and I had no idea what was going on.
1 day, 2 hours ago on Why Is Brandon League Awful Now?
@Ronny the Goblin @Capnsparrow Welcome, Ronny! Join us...
@Lobo(Middling Member of Trade Ethier Bandwagon) @Sideshow Dave @TheConman Sadly, no. I had an incredibly hard time not laughing my ass off while shooting it. There was a series of about 8 similarly classy photos. I was very disappointed that the photographer wouldn't let me lay across the piano.
I should hope so. I don't provide this kind of comedy gold for nothing.
@TheConman I quite literally just fell out of my chair laughing.
@(VND) Supreme Moderator Well, hello ladies. Would you mind holding this rose while a play you a melody on this fine piano? Afterwards, we can share this single glass of champagne. http://imgur.com/4NdhLqh
1 day, 3 hours ago on Why Is Brandon League Awful Now?
@Crushinator (Bender lover) @Purple Drank @Sideshow Dave @Lobo(Middling Member of Trade Ethier Bandwagon) This is taking much longer to scan and upload than I'd hoped. Too much build up... y'all will be disappointed.
@Crushinator (Bender lover) @Purple Drank @Sideshow Dave @Lobo(Middling Member of Trade Ethier Bandwagon) You already have access to the picture, so uploading it here won't add to my worries about you.