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@SabrDodgers Usually my mom serves ham, mashed potatoes, vegetables, etc. I but I mostly eat peanut butter balls, which are a secret family recipe and also the very best cookie/candy/confection type thing in the whole world.

2 hours, 7 minutes ago on Mailbag #16: EA and Ethier trade value, Kendrick extension, Grandal starter

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@Disgruntled Goat @efb They're waiting to try to murder you. Cats are never not plotting to murder everything around them. That doesn't mean they don't love you, though. Just that they don't love you as much as they love murdering things. 

2 hours, 10 minutes ago on Mailbag #16: EA and Ethier trade value, Kendrick extension, Grandal starter

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@Catfishin This sounds delicious. What time should I come over?

2 hours, 12 minutes ago on Mailbag #16: EA and Ethier trade value, Kendrick extension, Grandal starter

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@- Casey - Ugh. FIP is totally easy to understand. 

2 hours, 35 minutes ago on Mailbag #16: EA and Ethier trade value, Kendrick extension, Grandal starter

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@TheConman @baeksu I think they consensus was kind of "that's a little too much for a little too long, but hurray for spending money!"

2 hours, 51 minutes ago on Mailbag #16: EA and Ethier trade value, Kendrick extension, Grandal starter

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@TheConman @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Disgruntled Goat @efb Everybody including me. I am sad that I am the only person who doesn't love him. I feel like something is wrong with me, that I must be broken inside.

4 hours, 24 minutes ago on Mailbag #16: EA and Ethier trade value, Kendrick extension, Grandal starter

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@efb This is probably an unpopular opinion, but I don't really like Louis CK's comedy.

4 hours, 26 minutes ago on Mailbag #16: EA and Ethier trade value, Kendrick extension, Grandal starter

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@Uncultured Bastard Weird, I don't see my alma mater, UCSB, anywhere on there.

5 hours, 7 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Joe Wieland

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@ThtsaPaddlin No, I missed it. Any idea when the sun will set next? I've heard it happens almost every day.

5 hours, 8 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Joe Wieland

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@Disgruntled Goat I don't think that's the password, goat. PBMM.

7 hours, 27 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Joe Wieland

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@Purple Drank @JackedNate Try "12345"

7 hours, 28 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Joe Wieland

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@Batted Bob @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @ThtsaPaddlin In that case, it seems wise and I shall do the same when mine arrives.

7 hours, 31 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Joe Wieland

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@Batted Bob @ThtsaPaddlin Wrapping your baby in electrical cords strikes me as unsafe.

7 hours, 32 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Joe Wieland

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Is @DodgerBytes still here? I'm not going to fuckin' Rusty's tonight. I'll be drinking my beers at Wade's in Agoura.

3 days, 1 hour ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Iron Man Returns Do you guys really not understand this? It's basic Born-Again Christian theology. 

3 days, 5 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Dustin Nosler I'm so easily manipulated!

3 days, 6 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Dustin Nosler Now I hate RAJ and the Phillies even more. THE FUCKING ANGELS PLAY IN FUCKING ANAHEIM!!

3 days, 6 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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Man, the news about Kemp's hip arthritis makes my feelings about the whole thing even more conflicted. While it makes it even more clear that trading him now was the right move, it makes me even more sad to think about what he could've been had his body held up.

3 days, 8 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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I think Zaidi should take him up on the offer: https://twitter.com/DodgerzGM/status/545998255218114560

3 days, 8 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Weston T @- Casey - Probably not, since each of those guys has been an All Star.

3 days, 8 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@- Casey - @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) But that's already my home Costco! It's totally not weird for me. I have bought that same Flintstone's sized ribs package many times.

3 days, 9 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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I wasn't here yesterday... did we talk about this? http://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/la-sp-vin-scully-plaschke-20141219-column.html


(Warning: Plaschke, but also heartwarming story about Vin)


The most important takeaway: Vin shops at the same Costco I do. I will now have to camp out at said Costco until I meet him.

3 days, 9 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@BlueMarvin @Dustin Nosler @Mike Petriello So it's more like even at a defense-first position, you have to be able to hit at least a little bit no matter how good your glove is.

3 days, 9 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@SantaLaSorda Justin is the best.

3 days, 9 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@SantaLaSorda Not sure of the context, but the tweet says "Manny's first golf swing..."


If that's his first-ever golf swing, that's really not that bad at all.



And since I know you're all wondering, I DID play business golf, and it was even worse than I expected. I only played 9 because it was so bad. Slogged through ankle-deep mud, and took more swings where I lost a ball than swings where I didn't.


I wasn't kidding. Business golf for non-golfers is the worst.

3 days, 9 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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Brim, great in depth analysis here. Hatcher looks like a really nice low-risk piece to add to the bullpen. 

3 days, 9 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@nsxtasy @Purple Drank I'm sure my wife would be thrilled with this plan.

5 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Casey the DeliMan @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) I think I read a study on it once... bigger and rounder for cesearean babies born before like the mid 90s.

5 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Dustin Nosler We have a first choice name (Carter), a backup name in case he just doesn't look like a Carter (Phillip), and a middle name (Barrett).


Picking a name was incredibly difficult because my wife is a middle school teacher, so she has 150 to 160 awful little punk students every year that she never wants to be reminded of.

5 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Casey the DeliMan @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) I'm a member of the same club as well. Hopefully they've worked on the thing where c-section babies have giant heads because they don't get squeezed during birth.

5 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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Exciting news that most of you probably don't care much about: My wife's doctors have decided she should have a C-Section, so we have now scheduled the exact date and time that my son will be born.... I have about 519 hours left sans offspring.

5 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@snaggletooth1 @Turn Two Blue @PagansOedipalComplex @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @DBrim  Lots of things that show risk, but not current injury could turn up. A complete physical could show that his ankle bone is fragile, and a slight misstep could cause another break.  

5 days, 9 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@TheConman Whoever was tweeting after Josh Tucker left has been spectacularly bland.

5 days, 9 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@snaggletooth1 @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @DBrim ... You realize if he failed a physical, he might be bad or unavailable, right?

5 days, 9 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@DBrim If true, PLEASE be Grandal... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be Grandal.

5 days, 9 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@DBrim This looks just like @DINGERS!  avatar.

1 week ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez

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@Purple Drank @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Disgruntled Goat @DBrim Yes. I am implying that Chris Heisey is probably not immortal.

1 week ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez

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@Hoze @Disgruntled Goat Does Barney have any trade value?

1 week ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez

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@- Casey - Damn, didn't realize those had gotten so cheap.

1 week ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez

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@GinFizzBear Probably not for what it would take to get him. I'd go like 3 years for him, but not more.

1 week ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez

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