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@Purple Drank @Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe)@Mike Petriello@DBrim I was wrong, that story sucked. Abusing Dranks is not a good story.

1 day, 11 hours ago on Dodgers’ prospect Chris Reed throws six no-hit innings

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@Purple Drank @Mike Petriello@DBrimsounds like there might be a good story in there. Tell the good story, drank.

1 day, 11 hours ago on Dodgers’ prospect Chris Reed throws six no-hit innings

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@DBrim That's not how physics works. Stop breaking the laws of nature, Lucas Giolito!

1 day, 11 hours ago on Dodgers’ prospect Chris Reed throws six no-hit innings

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@DBrim I love my green Dodger hat.

1 day, 11 hours ago on Dodgers’ prospect Chris Reed throws six no-hit innings

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So, most of you probably know about Kershaw's "Strikeout to Serve" charity program, where he donates money to his orphanage for every person he strikes out. He just announced that he can't strike anyone out right now, he's going to donate for EVERY Dodger pitchers' strikeout.

It's more fun to cheer for good dudes.

1 day, 11 hours ago on Dodgers’ prospect Chris Reed throws six no-hit innings

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@TheConman @Tired Math Cat "hella gravgrav" is also something I plan to say when I sit down to Easter dinner on Sunday.

1 day, 12 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@TheConman No Puig? Did the Zetas get him?

1 day, 12 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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Sometimes I feel bad for Livefyre Jeremy.

1 day, 12 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Batted Bob @Tired Math CatThat's a weird and long internet password, Bob. And you forgot to include your shirt color.

1 day, 12 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@brendanl99 This is awful. Why isn't the team concerned about the very real and obvious threat to fan safety that totally wasn't at all made up by Bill Plaschke?

1 day, 13 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@JackedNate @Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe)Thank you for enlightening me. I now see the benefits of your system and withdraw my suggestion.

1 day, 16 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@JackedNate Needs more recognition of the pre-save stat, the "Hold." All non-closers should be holders. Or maybe Attorneys General in honor of the most famous Holder in America, Eric Holder.

1 day, 16 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Purple Drank Words never before spoken/typed.

1 day, 17 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Mike Petriello Joc, Olivo, Guerrero? One of these is not like the others.



(It's Joc. He's white, the other two are hispanic)

1 day, 18 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Mike Petriello @DavidGriffBecerraFoist it off on a junior blogger, like Drank.

1 day, 18 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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That WAR dude doesn't even understand that WAR is a counting stat. Amazibad.

1 day, 18 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Batted Bob @Mike PetrielloWhy do you love war, Bob? So many people die over what are usually pointless conflicts started by megalomaniacs.

1 day, 19 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Mike Petriello That article is one of the most ridiculous pieces of crap I've ever seen.

1 day, 19 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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I hate the Giants and their stupid luck. That is the entirety of my thoughts on this article.

1 day, 19 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Missing-Boy-Found-Inside-Claw-Machine-255379071.html

Goat rule applies. Really no need to click through, the URL tells you everything.

2 days, 12 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@JackedNate @efbIt's not that I procrastinate, it's just that I don't want to do it yet. I will do my taxes in October.

2 days, 12 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@Tired Math Cat you covered part of "ima grip and sip"

2 days, 12 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@TheConman Needs more Kemp. Kemp needs more PAs.

2 days, 12 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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Amy, will you photoshop a Dodger hat onto Justin  Turner's head for me?

2 days, 12 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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I absolutely hate people sometimes. Sorry for the offensive language. https://twitter.com/joshbtucker/status/456180401103319040

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@Disgruntled Goat @Batted Bob@Tired Math Cat@DodgerBytesThank you for being more mature. That was an extremely mature comment.

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@Disgruntled Goat @Iron Brian@Lobo@Batted BobBob only owns one third. It is entirely possible Iron Brian owns some other portion. BMM.

2 days, 13 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@Tired Math Cat @GinFizzBearYou're going to be in New York tonight? Cool!

2 days, 16 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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From Jeff Sullivan's Fangraphs chat. I like how Derek thinks. http://imgur.com/Z27ohnk

2 days, 17 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@Disgruntled Goat @CatfishinGoat, I don't think hashtags existed during Jackie Robinson's life. I suspect he would've been a huge fan of social media, and an expert hashtagger.

2 days, 17 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@Tired Math Cat Ugh, no it's not. Goat and Drank are being mean.

2 days, 17 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@Raul Franklin Luis Cruz has an OPS over 1.000 in 2014. So you guys are stupid and wrong or something.

2 days, 17 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@capnsparrow Plaschke gonna plaschke

2 days, 17 hours ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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