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@KMT59 We knew it all along.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ Sorry. I'm old and married and have a kid and live in the suburbs, so I'm boring as fuck.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ I don't. I prefer good old fashioned alcohol.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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@Mike Petriello @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) So, even if League does hit the 60 day, he could be back in early May?

1 day, 1 hour ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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When does the 60-day DL actually start? Can they backdate it to the last time he pitched this spring, like with the 15 day DL?

1 day, 1 hour ago on Brandon League Helps Clear Up The 40-Man Roster Crunch

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@obi wan tatobi That's weird. I wonder how he knows Casey.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@- Casey - If I've learned one thing about married life, it's that I'm being a jerk to my wife, so I might not be the right person to ask.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@obi wan tatobi @efb @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Purple Drank Yeah... I don't like those kinds of vocals. I quite enjoy live music. If it has to be heavily mastered to sound good, I doubt I would like it.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@Math Space Cat @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) Yeah. Good thing I stacked all those hay bales outside.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@Purple Drank @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @efb @obi wan tatobi I have never told a lie, about being a falconer or anything else.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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I kind of love this response from Donnie Baseball: https://twitter.com/alannarizzo/status/581587348804141056

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@Purple Drank @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @efb @obi wan tatobi I do not have any desire to take the type of drugs I believe you are referencing. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@Purple Drank @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @efb @obi wan tatobi It's just personal preference. I don't think the music is BAD necessarily, I don't think the people who make it lack talent, just not what I prefer to listen to. 

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@Purple Drank @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @efb @obi wan tatobi Oddly enough, I like that kind of electronic music better. Some stuff just sounds way TOO electronic for me. This song is like that.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@obi wan tatobi @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @efb @Purple Drank This is completely and totally false. Recording music =/= making music.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@efb @Purple Drank @obi wan tatobi @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) I prefer music made with instruments, not computers.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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Fuckin Goat is stalking me from a train again.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@obi wan tatobi (not actually dabes, kinda annoying)

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@Purple Drank @KMT59 (probably still gone, might need two 40 man spots.)

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@obi wan tatobi @KMT59 60 day DL with CantGetOutistis.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@TheConman @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @†ymathee I want to see something with all 9 pitchers expected to see at least 1 start:


Kershaw

Greinke

Ryu

McCarthy

Anderson

Wieland

Frias

Eggs

Beachy

1 day, 3 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@TheConman @†ymathee I want to see the new starting rotation as a boy band GIF.

1 day, 3 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@efb @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Purple Drank @KMT59 I prefer the Drank, Goat, Dave, Bob, Mark Saxon carpool GIF.

1 day, 3 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@Purple Drank @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @KMT59 Probably the one where he photoshopped that Dodger player's head onto a different body that was doing a silly thing.

1 day, 3 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@Purple Drank @KMT59 They should use a ConMan GIF instead.

1 day, 3 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@†ymathee When I was in high school, we had a special needs kid as our "team manager." His job was just to stand on the sideline during games. We insisted that he be given a varsity letter.

1 day, 4 hours ago on Changes Are Coming To The 40-Man Roster

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@Purple Drank @FurryBrick Yes. Last season, he failed to strike out nearly 70% of the batters he faced. Plenty of room for improvement.

2 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@FurryBrick Clay Davenport does some super fancy math to try to put Cuban league stats into MLB terms. According to him, Olivera's Cuban stats from 2007-2012 (his last 6 full years) roughly equate to .299/.357/.443. In the last 10 years, only Robinson Cano, Dustin Pedroia, and Jeff Kent matched or beat that triple slash line as 2nd basemen.

2 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@Math Space Cat Drank is already using it as his password for everything.

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@Mike Petriello At least Giants fans are basing their extreme overrating of Bumgarner on 50+ innings in the postseason, not the 1 game that Cardinals fans use to promote Wacha as better than Kershaw.

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@BIah @TheConman I hate it when people try to tell me that if I believe in God, I can't accept evolution as scientific fact. I hear it from people on both sides: "NO! THE BIBLE SAYS 7 DAYS," or "NO! THERE IS LOTS OF EVIDENCE OF EVOLUTION, SO GOD COULDN'T BE INVOLVED!"


Both are obviously ridiculous.


7 days was a metaphor. There wasn't even a sun until the 4th day, so how long was a day before that? 


As for the second, ...let me tell a story. Are you inside? Look around you. Who built that building? Tear open the walls, look at the evidence. See that indentation around that nail? Clear evidence that a hammer built the building. Therefore, no architect, no general contractor, no laborer. That would make no sense, right? I believe evolution to be a tool used by God to create life on Earth. Same for the Big Bang. 

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@BIah In Blah's world, I suspect seeing a girl in Yoga pants is like 3rd base.

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@JFK03 @JackedNate 10 feet past second base.

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@nsxtasy Just costs money and a roster spot. That last part might be a bigger deal than the money.

2 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@Purple Drank I tried. Even with your explicit instructions, I wasn't able to use it.

2 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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New Domingo Ayala with the Dodgers video. With cameos from Uribear and Friedman! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0gERxrpP9E

2 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@Disgruntled Goat @capnsparrow That's weird that it wouldn't be available here.

2 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@Purple Drank @capnsparrow  @Disgruntled Goat Yeah, seems odd. I suspect this might have been staged.

2 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@Purple Drank I hope he throws a Maddux, then has to go to the bullpen to get extra work.

2 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@Batted Bob @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) Can you give some of your attention to my question?

2 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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