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Ironic considering Esiason spent years beating people over their heads about the many precious wonders of his autistic kid. Fucking guy will now say anything for ratings.
9 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/
12 months ago on Rick Reilly vs Regis Philbin & Katie Nolan feud ignites
Name another media person that has taken a pair of huge breast implants, dyed hair, and a hotel peeping tom, and then has manufactured a big contract and a career out of it. And no, Brent Musberger doesn't count.
12 months ago on AA Q&A: Erin Andrews on working her first Super Bowl and addressing her critics
Must be hanging with Bernie Kosar.
1 year ago on A possibly drunk Jacoby Jones gets interviewed at Pelicans game
Oh, give me a break. She had her kid 2 1/2 YEARS ago. No apologies, no excuses, fat is fat.
1 year ago on Jay Mohr fat shames Alyssa Milano
@alansafe @josephfinn @Mencken21 Is that what you said? Uh...yeah, pretty much.
Hamilton is awful. It's all about him. That douchebag made the same screams when they were in last place. He's a phony.
1 year, 4 months ago on Tom Hamilton vs Hawk Harrelson, Volume 3
@AKRNHSNC That's a lot of words for a lot of nonsense. Obviously you're white, or you wouldn't need to do something as stupid as "googling" it. Different kinds of candy are used, depends what's around. It's like fiddling with subtle differences in flavors of ice cream, have fun experimenting with the recipe. The important ingredient is the codeine.
And precisely what "liver abnormality" did you think they'd find. He was a 17-year-old kid. He ain't David Crosby with a pickled liver.
1 year, 5 months ago on Still Trashing Trayvon, Zimmerman’s Lawyer Says Dead Teen Had Recipe For “Purple Drank”
@AKRNHSNC @MigueleSantos1 Seriously, are you really this dumb? Rhetorical question, of course you are. He couldn't buy codeine from the store. It's not about the cough syrup, it's about the codeine. What, do you think 17-year-olds buy codeine off the shelf at the same time they buy pimple cream? It obviously was waiting for him wherever he was going to stir it up.
1 year, 6 months ago on ON EVE OF CAVS SUMMER LEAGUE TOURNY FIRST ROUND, LAS VEGAS ODDSMAKERS PUT CAVS IN PLAYOFFS
That network has no self-respect and no pride, it's all about the ratings and the brand with them. Then again, it also says a lot about how idiotic their audience actually is, people watch their crap, and copycat and plagiarize their own shows. What the hell is Bomani Jones now doing on the show with Dan Le Batard, they've retooled and managed to ruin the show. Personally, I'd rather watch Skip Bayless give Troy Aikman a rim job than watch even two seconds of "First Take."
1 year, 7 months ago on Here's the new frontrunner for Dumbest Question in First Take History
I don't ordinarily go all Jason Collins by saying something is "cute," but that was incredibly fucking cute.
1 year, 7 months ago on Shaq comes out on the losing end of a shooting contest with a two-year old
Read the press release again. Durant didn't donate a million dollars.
1 year, 8 months ago on Kevin Durant donates $1 million to disaster relief
Dumb post. Shaughnessy simply said what everybody in their right mind is thinking. He's also right about the Dominicans, the percentage of Dominicans in the league that were stupid enough not to take precautions to get busted relative to the total number of Dominicans in the league is an out of whack percentage.
1 year, 8 months ago on Dan Shaughnessy is trolling Red Sox fans once again | May | 2013
Amazingly dopey post. It's not the first time he had met Perry, they're familiar with each other, they're both self-deprecating, and it's not like telling a complete stranger that just had his first kid, "Congratulations, I hear your newborn has Down Syndrome."
Seriously, man. Idiotic.
1 year, 8 months ago on LA Kings reporter congratulates Matthew Perry on his show getting canceled | May | 2013
Yeah, whatever. The guy that destroyed the Cleveland Cavaliers as a pathetic player and a pathetic general manager is "more than qualified" to complete the destruction process of the Washington Wizards.
2 years, 10 months ago on Report: Spurs' Ferry candidate to join Wizards' front office | April