Wisconsinite Detroit Red Wings fan.
He should get paid more, it costs a lot to look that good. His eyebrow wax alone is 3 mil. right off the top.
1 year, 5 months ago on The Price Is Right: Quincey Edition | July
Let those two stay close to where they grew up and to their families, but let it be known to them that they have missed out on a great opportunity to play with Detroit. Their 13 years playing for the Wild will be dull, meaningless almost, to the point that they'd want to be traded after the first 3-4 years of not making the playoffs. I was let down that they wanted to go to Minnesota, but I got over really quick when I realized something, "Two people does not a hockey team make" they may improve the scoring and some of the defense, but without everyone else on the team living up to 'playoff worth standards' I suspect they won't make the playoffs for 2+ years. I may be bitter, as Wisconsin people learn to be, however I am certain that Detroit will be stronger from this, Detroit will raise the Cup once more, and they will be victorious.
1 year, 5 months ago on Suter and Parise Are The Real Losers Here | July
Kind of like those times where they said they'd make it to the playoffs. Silly Leafs fans.
1 year, 5 months ago on Knuble Wants to Return To Detroit | June
Some dude on facebook commented on an NHL update page, not really reliable, but I thought if someone heard something they'd say it.
1 year, 6 months ago on Knuble Wants to Return To Detroit | June
I heard somewhere he has signed with the Leafs....
Congrats, Lidstrom. You gave everyone your best, and that was beyond anything anyone could ask for. You are a legend and forever shall be. Thank you for being you.
Time to build on the legacy that Lidstrom has left behind and create a team he would be proud of.
1 year, 6 months ago on It's Official: The Greatest Defensemen in NHL History Has Retired | May
Great job to everyone!
1 year, 7 months ago on Operation Eaves Complete! | April
I'd like to see Conner "The Conquerer" in place of Emmy, I just think Emmer is too....eh. That's all. Eh. Not good, not bad. Eh. Conner has speed on his side, he could crash the net in a very Helm-tastic way that, I think, would allow for my quality scoring opportunities. But that's just me.
1 year, 7 months ago on Should We Make Any Changes? Smith? | April
For me it's wishy-washy. On certain days I can't wear ANYTHING Detroit related (hard since most of my shirts have the Winged Wheel), I have to wear my hair up but not in my cursed pink hair-tie, I have to wear my same earrings, and I can't talk about the game the day of. On other days, I'll wear either my Lidstrom or Datsyuk shirt with my Detroit socks, but then I can't talk about the game 2 days before hand. I change where I sit/stand and if all else fails I stand in the kitchen in the fridge looking at the milk. The kitchen trick works.
1 year, 7 months ago on Get Out Your Superstitions - We're Gunna Need All The Help We Can Get | April
That horse looks like it's in pain...
Anway...Go Happy! Go! This is just the HAPPY-ness boost I needed for the day!
1 year, 7 months ago on Happy Hudler's Nashville Vacation | April
I personally think Bertuzzi's staredown-face should be on the back....But, these are awesome.
1 year, 7 months ago on Ping Pong Sheriff T-Shirts | April
Save us Nannerpuss!
1 year, 7 months ago on Wings In Seven | April
So the solution is to play like garbage to get equally lucky garbage goals....By jov I think we've got it!
1 year, 7 months ago on Frustrated | April
I don't know what's up with White, he was an awesome player with Lids at the start of the season then suddenly, BAM! Someone tell him he's not a San Jose Choker anymore.
Also, Chara isn't anything but a tree. I want Kindl gone and Commie back.
Frustrated? Frustrated? No, that doesn't cover it. Heartbroken. Depressed. Comatose. Deeply angered. Anything but happy. We came outta the gates smokin' but couldn't connect to get goals. I'm so purely enraged at this series that I want to sock anything that moves right now. Rinne is a good goalie, I'll give him that much, but gosh darn it his rebounds come all the way back to Detroit and they STILL can't capitalize!? We've beaten them time and time and again, what is hindering us so much that we can't win 4 games against them? Is it just Rinne? Do the refs count? The dirty uncalled plays? The lackluster feel of most of the players? What can I blame to take this 1,999 pound weight off my chest? I'll blame Gretzky. That always helps. Blame Gretzky.
Another thing. One, JUST ONE, Nashville fan comes talks to me all smug and junk. I'm goin' all out on their hide. I will verbally abuse them in the ways of Hockey law and way as I was taught and have learned. I will make them wish they'd never heard of the sport Hockey and will continue on until they are a crumpled heap of sobbing. I'm practically dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow the mind.
Call me what you will, I'm skipping Friday's game. Tell me how it goes.
Great pressure. Let's keep this up for the last 40 and get some BIG goals! I wanna see Pekka-Pig cry!
1 year, 7 months ago on Gameday Movie Poster & Open Post: Ping & Pong | April
Let's take this game and show those honky-tonkies what Hockeytown brings to the pingpong table! Let's win this thing the right way, the Detroit way!
I hope now every time he passes those guys in the hall they slam themselves against the wall so they don't bump into him and avoid all immediate eye contact. You just don't get in that guy's way.
1 year, 7 months ago on Intent to Know: Bertuzzi Does Not Like to Share | April
Demon hobbit, I curse thee for ruining the sport that was all holy. I curse thee to the furthests depths of ESPN forever to be ignored. I curse thee to have cheese graters covered with tabascco sauce to be raked across thine back 'til your blood burns in thine own little demon veins.
I'll just have to run the NBA first then.....
1 year, 7 months ago on What the NHL is Dead Serious About | April
Good thing they weren't drinking out of the fountain or something, I bet Bert'd punch them in the gut 'til they spat the water out then say, "You want water. Drink it outta your own fountain."
Bertuzzi, you are my hero.