westchestah. metro NYC. sadly, 400 miles from da burgh
Female. 40 years old with a smart mouth. Engaged to a Rags fan.
The dude in my avatar is Charles Darwin. We look nothing alike.
LET'S GO PENS!
17 hours, 4 minutes ago on 2014-15 NBC NHL Schedule
Don't make excuses for him, nana
17 hours, 5 minutes ago on 2014-15 NBC NHL Schedule
Do you think maybe all the puffs have fucked up your memory recall
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Or in this case puff puff run your goddamn route
17 hours, 10 minutes ago on 2014-15 NBC NHL Schedule
I thought it was puff puff geeeve
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Don't mind if I do
I kind if expect it from younger people who are just driven by hormones completely. This guy definitely has a stash of Mexican Viagra.
If this guy isn't scratching his crotch he's grabbing her saggy tit and giggling
What planet am I on right now and where do I buy a one way ticket out of here
I just gagged.
It's the train. I'm just one of the weirdos.
This guy has bugs.
Crusty toenails. Flip flops. Lip injections. Flabby rolls under a tight jersey dress.
Bald head. Fake Rolex. Crotch scratcher.
Generally when two people who are out of their teens/twenties are all over each other in public I think Awww that's sweet they are so into each other so far out of puberty.
The two saggy and tattooed specimens pawing at each other next to me on the train?
Not so much
Hey bear friend
Are the 16 flyers games that will be broadcast all against the pens?
What did yinz do with all the girls? Dijinz runnem ahhtah tahn?
2 days, 7 hours ago on 2014 HKC Jobberdy Recap
I'm gonna ban you and add a third rule.
No spider avi's.
2 days, 18 hours ago on 2014 HKC Jobberdy Recap
You flat out said democrats. We only have two fucking rules here. No direct attacks.
4 days ago on 24 Reasons why Hockey and Hockey Players Are Awesome
Save those for marriage.
1 week, 5 days ago on Pens 2014-15 Schedule by the Numbers
we could run out of internet
It's a wedding reception. Go for whatever is the highest proof purely for your own survival.
Can you not talk about anything else. Yawn.
Happy birthday butthole
Who is their sandpaper these days?
2 weeks ago on 2014 HKC Jobberdy Thank You!
Don't judge me. I've been up since five.
Yes. Right before I start shitting blood, but yes.
If I get sneezed on during ebolawatch I will not be held responsible for my reaction
Haircut dead on tho
This is what I imagine Hobey looks like
I'll ask my sister.
Is it a little sad that I'm serious?
They left. I wish I knew a porn site offhand I think that would have been the best option. I don't really porn it up. I need to get a bookmark or two going.
Welcome to lower fucking westchester county.
More like can I borrow your twat I need to sand this particle board.
Tempted to sit here and make chicken noises
I'm not trying that hard I don't give a fuck
1988 John Stamos called. He wants his hair back.
And when is the last time she collected a paycheck.
This creature is wearing three different prints. I'm sitting on about seven cataract jokes right now.
I should just turn in my seat and stare at her. But I'm too drunk to do it and not laugh.
Somewhere beyond her dyed hairline
Fuckin fancy pants
This bitch and her age spots sat on my bag and then told me to move it. This train is not even crowded.