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Shocking, a "funny" girl that can't take a joke.

19 hours, 4 minutes ago on Lena Dunham Annoyed with Girls Porn Parody

That shit is Changsta Yo!

21 hours, 6 minutes ago on The Next World’s Tallest Building

They cant help, because they live in a DISARMED SOCIETY!

2 days, 17 hours ago on Man Beheaded in Possible London Terror Attack (NSFW)

Time for Malloy to step up and end this rash of 1 tragic train accident by banning all of these high capacity trains!

6 days, 20 hours ago on Over 60 Injured In Train Crash In Connecticut

Hey, the Jets are in the news again!

1 week ago on New Jets Running Back Arrested on a Hat Trick of Charges

Stupid.  Ferrari doesn't make cars for poor people either.

1 week, 1 day ago on Kid Uses Homeless Against Abercrombie & Fitch

You would used a bulldozer to move a china cup...

1 week, 3 days ago on Bulldozers Destroy Temple That Survived Millenia in Belize

I'm pretty sure they sell these at Whole Foods.

1 week, 4 days ago on Bluth’s Frozen Bananas Hit NYC

The bullets are still metal, and the propellants are still chemical.  Both will set off the airport detectors.  Non-Story.

2 weeks ago on Downloads for 3D-printed Liberator Gun reach 100,000

Audi..."When the BMW dealership rejects your credit."

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Spock vs Spock

Is this woman doing this interview at gunpoint?

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Playlist for May 9, 2013

Still think college isn't worth it?

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Two Months Aboard an Antarctic Ice Breaker, Condensed to 5 Minutes

Funny they picked the one white guy on the team to make a point.  It's called the Tebow effect.  You want to make an example out of someone, so you wait until a safe target does it.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on High School Track Team Disqualified from State Championships Due To Sky

This isn't new...or new(s).

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Abercrombie & Fitch: Fatties Need Not Apply

Thank God The Pioneering Spirit of the Hindenberg did go on!

2 weeks, 3 days ago on The Hindenburg: Footage of the 1937 Airship Crash

Relax...your communications degree still isn't worth anything.

2 weeks, 3 days ago on The Best States for Young People to Find Work

Fake Fake totally Fake

3 weeks ago on Could the Famous Escher Stairs Really Exist? (Warning: Mindf*ck)

I do have one of those medieval times glasses.

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Two Texas Boys Take the White Slide Ride

GET...RID...OF...FEZ

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Playlist for May 2, 2013

Who is this clown?

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Playlist for May 1, 2013