@akus @PensAreYourDaddy @stapler Well, like, that's your opinion, man. I do like that site whose name you should not spam. It's hockey AND math!
@PensAreYourDaddy @stapler @BrentCouchCameon OK, fine. But we are still a mathematical certainty. Washington and Buffalo have a remaining game. When sportsclubstats tells me we're in, I believe them. We've been hovering at 99.99%+ for more than a week. The computer simulations are on point.
Pens clinched with the Jets win. They lead 9th place Buffalo by 16 points and 8 remaning games, but Buffalo could never accumulate as many wins. I don't know why the papers don't put an x by our names. I think someone has miscalculated. Sportsclubstats indicates in the over 575 million simulations of the rest of the season, the pens make the playoffs in every single one.