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First, it's Brian Robison, not Robinson. Secondly, you crticize his haircut when you have Clay Mathews on your team? Some deity must have a sense of humor for giving the second stupidest group of people in the country a team with two historically good QBs back to back. After I'm done drilling holes in the leveys down in Payton-is-a-salad-tosser town, I'm headed for Wisconsin.
1 month, 1 week ago on Not-Even-Acting Cordial: Talking Packers vs. Vikings with Total Packers
If they lose, I might force my way into the Panthers game after the bye in order to guarantee 0-5.
2 months, 1 week ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game 4 Preview: On Her Majesty's Sucky Service
2 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game Three Recap: Keeping That Winless Streak Alive!
I'm good at what I do!
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game Three Preview: Early Season Toilet Bowl
Going to this game. Hoping to see my first Vikings win in person. They're 0-5 so far when I'm in attendance.
@PJD @peterandkelsey THAT MAKESSOMUCHSENSEI never gave much thought to photoshoppin' the stamp in. I mean, I've always appreciated it (it's usually pretty cute the way the stamped one is holdin' on to that little guy), but I suppose you've got to comb through pics and think about how to stuff that award into a crevice.
I'll bet it's hard not to think about how you might stamp a guy when you look at a picture now, hmm?
2 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game Two Recap: Vikings Gonna Vike
@Monty Secor From what I've read, he played two snaps and missed a tackle badly on one of them. (sigh)
if there are 8 teams that are 0-2 and 12% of 0-2 teams make the playoffs, then odds are that one of those eight 0-2 teams should make it.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Vikings Work Hard to Join Pantheon of 0-2 Teams
I know the mushroom stamp doesn't reflect the pinnacle of modern football stats and analysis, but I completely disagree with the Cook choice. I know the last play was heartbreaking, but he was a victim of Smith being out of position and the coaches not calling the right play or calling a timeout when the Bears showed four verts.
I think the LB corps could get the stamp, or Simpson for his role in the pick-6, or coach Frazier or Musgrave. Or Blanton for NOT grabbing the ball in the endzone during that weird ST touchback play.
My top choice for the stamp is John Carlson. Adrian Peterson fumbled when he ran into Carlson, and Carlson fumbled that squib kick "return" in the second to last play of the game.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on PJD's Game Two Recap: Vikings Gonna Vike
It's almost as though people typically type "why" when they mean "where" or "what" or something else. I mean, that's the only reason Google would guess those guesses, right? auto-stuff on computers is making us all dumb.
alright, back to google for me.
"mike tice rex ryan boobies"
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Review the Minnesota Vikings with Google Auto Complete
Can't help but notice that Ziggy Ansah and Zigi Wilf will both be at this game.
Ziggy vs Zigi
BYU against a Jew
and so forth?Also, I think "crappery" has two Ps.
3 months ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game One Preview: Countdown to Cassel
I thought Rodney Smith was better than Webb and Burton, but I'm just some guy. I don't even work for football.
3 months ago on Reviewing the Vikings 2013 53-Man Roster
@PJD @peterandkelsey There's plenty to be negative about.I remember feeling a LITTLE huffy when you kept predicting Favre would finish the 2009 season with a heart-breaking INT. I was all super mega excited for a Favre-led Vikings team and that negativity was a fly in my ointment.Then he threw that pick.Now I shield myself from future heart-break by embracing your justified negativity.
3 months, 1 week ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Game Four Preview: Goodnight, Sweet Preseason Princes
Hey, nice work over at KSK, big guy.
3 months, 1 week ago on Reputable News Source Ranks Ponder 4th Best NFL QB
I've seen several reputable sources rank Ponder the 4th best QB . . . . . . in the division.Nah, for real though, I've seen several outlets rate Ponder the 4th . . . . . . worst.(sigh)Really, he'll be OK. He'll elevate his game to be something like the 20th-25th best QB in the league, and that's plenty for the rest of the team to find double digit wins.
@halweg9000 Felton Schmelton. I like Ellison plenty and Line is a fine #2. Drop that hefty contract!
3 months, 1 week ago on PJD's Preseason Game 3 Recap: Thinking Up All the Excuses
Excuse: it was on national TV. The Vikings are just f-ing awful on national TV.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on LOLVikes at Training Camp 2013
@PJD I nominate her to review new shirtless Vikings pics as they become available.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Camp Wrap-Up + Fan Mailbag