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First, it's Brian Robison, not Robinson. Secondly, you crticize his haircut when you have Clay Mathews on your team? Some deity must have a sense of humor for giving the second stupidest group of people in the country a team with two historically good QBs back to back. After I'm done drilling holes in the leveys down in Payton-is-a-salad-tosser town, I'm headed for Wisconsin.

9 months ago on Not-Even-Acting Cordial: Talking Packers vs. Vikings with Total Packers

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If they lose, I might force my way into the Panthers game after the bye in order to guarantee 0-5.

10 months ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game 4 Preview: On Her Majesty's Sucky Service

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Going to this game.  Hoping to see my first Vikings win in person.  They're 0-5 so far when I'm in attendance.

10 months, 1 week ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game Three Preview: Early Season Toilet Bowl

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@PJD @peterandkelsey 
THAT
MAKES
SO
MUCH
SENSE

I never gave much thought to photoshoppin' the stamp in.  I mean, I've always appreciated it (it's usually pretty cute the way the stamped one is holdin' on to that little guy), but I suppose you've got to comb through pics and think about how to stuff that award into a crevice.

I'll bet it's hard not to think about how you might stamp a guy when you look at a picture now, hmm?

10 months, 1 week ago on PJD's Game Two Recap: Vikings Gonna Vike

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@Monty Secor From what I've read, he played two snaps and missed a tackle badly on one of them.  (sigh)

10 months, 1 week ago on PJD's Game Two Recap: Vikings Gonna Vike

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if there are 8 teams that are 0-2 and 12% of 0-2 teams make the playoffs, then odds are that one of those eight 0-2 teams should make it.

10 months, 1 week ago on Vikings Work Hard to Join Pantheon of 0-2 Teams

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I know the mushroom stamp doesn't reflect the pinnacle of modern football stats and analysis, but I completely disagree with the Cook choice.  I know the last play was heartbreaking, but he was a victim of Smith being out of position and the coaches not calling the right play or calling a timeout when the Bears showed four verts.

I think the LB corps could get the stamp, or Simpson for his role in the pick-6, or coach Frazier or Musgrave.  Or Blanton for NOT grabbing the ball in the endzone during that weird ST touchback play.

My top choice for the stamp is John Carlson.  Adrian Peterson fumbled when he ran into Carlson, and Carlson fumbled that squib kick "return" in the second to last play of the game.

10 months, 1 week ago on PJD's Game Two Recap: Vikings Gonna Vike

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It's almost as though people typically type "why" when they mean "where" or "what" or something else.  I mean, that's the only reason Google would guess those guesses, right?  auto-stuff on computers is making us all dumb.

alright, back to google for me.

"mike tice rex ryan boobies"

10 months, 2 weeks ago on Review the Minnesota Vikings with Google Auto Complete

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Can't help but notice that Ziggy Ansah and Zigi Wilf will both be at this game.

Ziggy vs Zigi

BYU against a Jew

and so forth?

Also, I think "crappery" has two Ps.

10 months, 3 weeks ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game One Preview: Countdown to Cassel

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I thought Rodney Smith was better than Webb and Burton, but I'm just some guy.  I don't even work for football.

10 months, 3 weeks ago on Reviewing the Vikings 2013 53-Man Roster

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@PJD @peterandkelsey There's plenty to be negative about.

I remember feeling a LITTLE huffy when you kept predicting Favre would finish the 2009 season with a heart-breaking INT.  I was all super mega excited for a Favre-led Vikings team and that negativity was a fly in my ointment.

Then he threw that pick.

Now I shield myself from future heart-break by embracing your justified negativity.

11 months ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Game Four Preview: Goodnight, Sweet Preseason Princes

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I've seen several reputable sources rank Ponder the 4th best QB . . .

 . . . in the division.



Nah, for real though, I've seen several outlets rate Ponder the 4th . . .

 . . . worst.

(sigh)

Really, he'll be OK.  He'll elevate his game to be something like the 20th-25th best QB in the league, and that's plenty for the rest of the team to find double digit wins.

11 months ago on Reputable News Source Ranks Ponder 4th Best NFL QB

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@halweg9000 Felton Schmelton.  I like Ellison plenty and Line is a fine #2.  Drop that hefty contract!

11 months ago on PJD's Preseason Game 3 Recap: Thinking Up All the Excuses

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Excuse: it was on national TV.  The Vikings are just f-ing awful on national TV.

11 months ago on PJD's Preseason Game 3 Recap: Thinking Up All the Excuses

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INCEPTION

BBRRAAAHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM

11 months, 2 weeks ago on LOLVikes at Training Camp 2013

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@PJD I nominate her to review new shirtless Vikings pics as they become available.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on Camp Wrap-Up + Fan Mailbag

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Can't wait to scope out the 'dome again and take in the fine football skills of the Cleveland Browns next month.  I'm so gonna pee in a trough.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Preseason Game 1 Recap: Under the Friday Night Lights

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I'm sad about not being at the game, though.  I'm going to the Browns and Panthers games this season - any PJD presence forecasted for those?

11 months, 2 weeks ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Game One Preview: Where You Realize How Much You Missed Football

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I swear to you that I will buy that recommended beer on my way home from work today.  Your summer/fall transition description gives me no other choice.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Game One Preview: Where You Realize How Much You Missed Football

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Rhodes.

Bomb.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on What To Look For: Vikings Preseason Game 1 Edition

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I want to see a defender wearing a helmet cam in a real game where Peterson trucks over him.  Can you imagine that?  Equally interesting would be to see the defender's view when Peterson jukes a dozen times before simply side stepping the defender that chose the wrong angle.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on Adrian Peterson's Point of View During a Run Explains Little

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I would say he knows his stuff, although he didn't mention defense or kickers at all.

The number 2 pick is the worst spot in fantasy drafts this year, because no one is nearly as good as Peterson.

Ponder's ceiling is lower than rookies, so I see why people may want to take a risk.  I would rather have Ponder than Geno Smith or EJ Manuel, though.  The Jets are TERRIBLE and the Bills are meh.  CJ Spiller might catch a lot of passes for Manuel, though.

HEY!  When's the PJD league gonna fire up this year?  Is it happening again?  Are there open spots?

11 months, 3 weeks ago on View Looking In: 2013 Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Outlook

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He's got an accurate enough arm to knock a cell phone out of a guy's hand BY THROWING A SHOE from a dozen feet away.  That matters.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on Matt Cassel Brings Discernible Talents to the Vikings

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Thank you for all you've done!  Your posts have all been enjoyable reads.

almost
almost
almost

FOOTBALL!  Can't wait. 

11 months, 3 weeks ago on Saturday Night Scrimmage

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Hey, if this guy doesn't claim the prize in three days, I call dibs.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on This Guy Won the Signed Ponder Jersey

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She's spot on with #5. 

11 months, 3 weeks ago on View Looking In: Vikings Training Camp Notes from "The Fan's Fan"

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@PJD @peterandkelsey I could've entered more than once?  Blast.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on Where We Try to Guess What a FAKE Jared Allen's Cologne Smells Like

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Shucks!  Didn't win.  That's OK, though.  I hope my story makes it to a post eventually.

Congrats to the winner!

11 months, 3 weeks ago on This Guy Won the Signed Ponder Jersey

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I was going to say it smells like a freshly washed mullet.  If I could shrink down small enough, I would curl up and take a nap in that thing.

Hey, who won the Ponder jersey?  ME ME ME?

11 months, 4 weeks ago on Where We Try to Guess What a FAKE Jared Allen's Cologne Smells Like

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@ArifHasan @PJD Seeing Arif comment at PJD is like having worlds collide.

11 months, 4 weeks ago on Training Camp Access Day 4

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I've been hearing great things about Blanton from several different sources, which is awesome.  The secondary had been so bad for so long - I have hope they'll be legitimate this year despite Winfield's absence, which is amazing.

11 months, 4 weeks ago on Training Camp Access Day 3

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I watched the 15 minute version of those highlights earlier today and it was much worse than I remembered.  It was fun to hear the announcers allude to Shiancoe's wardrobe malfunction, though.

12 months ago on Some Jerk Actually Owns this Vikings Shirt

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Reverses to Patterson and Webb make me nervous.  I can recall several gimmicky plays being unsuccessful the last few years and I don't want to see more of the same.  If defenses start to respect the possibility of a downfield passing play, then they might work more often.  Or maybe not, who knows.  Not me, or I'd be rich.

I'm still waiting to like the pointy numbers on the new jerseys, although I may be disliking them less.  It's hard to tell.

I'm really enjoying these camp reports.  They're the right length and the right amount of detail.  I will be checking back and reading them all!

12 months ago on Training Camp Access Day 2

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@PJD @peterandkelsey That would be a fun game - take pictures of butts and see who can correctly identify them.

12 months ago on Training Camp Access Day 1

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Fun read!  Very interesting to hear about the rookies.  Hodges being aggressive and jumpy makes sense - Patterson and Wright being friendly is an interesting tidbit, and Rhodes being vocal is very encouraging.  Hopefully Cook is considered the 2nd best corner on the team after Rhodes before long.

Jared Allen never ceases to amaze me.  Everyone who meets him has nothing but the best to say about him.

I like the format with all of the headings for different little sections.  Notice-ables and un-notice-ables and rookie alerts etc., good stuff.  Please keep the updates coming!

12 months ago on Training Camp Access Day 1

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@PJD @peterandkelsey Good point about Mauti, sure, but I'm not expecting much from him this year.  I just like that he's not on the PUP.  Bishop has lots of experience in 4-3 defenses - I don't get that concern.

My main beef with the LBs is that they're largely a run-stopping unit even though the team needs more speed there for coverage.

12 months ago on 2013 Nonsensical Minnesota Vikings Training Camp Suck Off

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Sounds fun!  I'm looking forward to this.

Also, every single reader of this blog is a pervert, so watch out for that.

12 months ago on 2013 Vikings Training Camp Coverage - (For The Real Vikings Fan)

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I'm not too worried about the LBs.  Bishop and Hendy should switch spots, and Mauti and Hodges could be awesome soon.

I hope Childs plays.

Harrison Smith is a good looking dude.  If I don't win the Ponder jersey from PJD (but I WILL, won't I?), I may have to get a Smith jersey.  Dang.

12 months ago on 2013 Nonsensical Minnesota Vikings Training Camp Suck Off

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Audie Cole Train

Sullivan's Mulligans

Go Fusco self

Charlie's Johnson

Phil Hole Load

The Almighty Son of God

Smile Rudolph

Greg Jennings' New 'ginnings

Harrison Fists

1 year ago on MEME WATCH: Vikings Related Fantasy Football Team Names

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Casselvania

Greg Child Please

Just a couple I liked over at DailyNorseman

1 year ago on MEME WATCH: Vikings Related Fantasy Football Team Names

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I want to win that Ponder jersey.  Just 13 more days!

1 year ago on Samantha Ponder Gets Perfectly Snarky on the ESPYs

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That's my wife.  She is 100% awesome to the point of bringing me beers during Vikings games and helping me make fantasy football trash talk videos.

She is a Colorado native and attended the Vikings-Broncos game with me in purple and gold.

God, I love her.

1 year ago on Purple People Apparel: Who Hearts MN Football?!

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Heck yes! Argyle forever!

1 year ago on Purple People Apparel: Who Hearts MN Football?!

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Do you know that the "looking California feeling Minnesota" comment is a reference to Soundgarden?

BONUS POINTS!

1 year ago on Former Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe Has All the Feels

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