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GODDAMN IT!  Why the fuck can't people hold their phone sideways when they film this kind of drivel!?!?

4 months, 1 week ago on More Footage of Kai the Homeless Hitchhiker Has Been Uncovered

He really should go to UM.  That way, he'll make more money & won't have to go to those pesky "classes".

4 months, 1 week ago on High School Recruit’s Signing Day Delayed By Mom

 @CryBaby28 Ah-ha...must be a term of endearment.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on How Many More Videos Till He Gets Shot!?

I heard the part that says "Stay out da doorway...", but what did he say after that?

4 months, 2 weeks ago on How Many More Videos Till He Gets Shot!?

 @Docintoxicated Huh!  Now THAT'S something I would've never guessed!

4 months, 2 weeks ago on It’s Real Life Glass Joe

BOOM BOOM! OUT GO DA LIGHTS!

4 months, 3 weeks ago on It’s Real Life Glass Joe

Looks good to me.

4 months, 3 weeks ago on CCTV Smashing Game: Vandalism or Valid Protest?

On second thought, she really was just sitting there on her phone. Nevermind.

5 months ago on Philly Getting in on the Subway Attack Trend

I'd love to watch that filthy animal thrown into a wood chipper.

5 months ago on Philly Getting in on the Subway Attack Trend

Exactly why are people angry at this?

Maybe because the photographer is rich for taking pictures while they go into debt working in a cubicle all goddamn day?

5 months ago on Annie Liebovitz's Hurricane Sandy Photoshoot for Vogue Under Fire

Gimme a fucking break!

How much you wanna bet that Fezzie will now be mad at Gaga, like he is w/ Jodie Foster.

5 months ago on Gaga Says Welcome To The Gun Show

My power trio list....

5. Green Day

4. Beastie Boys

3. Pussy Riot

2. Motorhead

1. Alkaline Trio

THERE is a list of trios', you crazy, drunken Centar

5 months, 1 week ago on The 5: Power Trios

Julian is a girls name.

5 months, 4 weeks ago on Julian Assange: Expect a Million More WikiLeaks Docs in '13

I appreciate Fezzie's passion....but he really doesn't know what the heck he's talking about.

Does he, or anyone for that matter, really think that school shootings will stop if they banned the future sale of assault weapons? Btw, assault weapon is a definition of a gun w/ certain cosmetic accoutrements. Does anyone really think a crazy person won't blast up a school or church because the handle is a keyhole instead of a regular pistol grip?  Or that it doesn't have a flash suppressor? 

6 months ago on Where Do We Go From Here: Connecticut Massacre

SPOILER ALERT: Carrie turns out to be a dude!

6 months ago on What Did You Miss This Week?

That perps dad likes little schmekels

6 months ago on Bleach Fight in Brooklyn

When Christie sits around the White House, he really sits around the White House.

6 months, 1 week ago on I Didn't Help Obama Win," Christie Tells Barbara Walters

Fezzie, remember when Penn said something like "The definition of an intellectual is one who hears the truth & can then change ones mind".  He constantly hears people tell him why he is wrong on many occasions & he just refuses to budge b/c of his ego & his stubborness. 

So Fez....what's the opposite of an intellectual?

6 months, 1 week ago on Bo Jackson On Relentless Pursuit

That Timothy Green movie was fucking retarded, gay, & American Indian.

6 months, 2 weeks ago on Worst Movies of 2012? Time's Got Em.

I vote for Coke's nose.

6 months, 2 weeks ago on A Yaba Daba Tribute to Louie CK