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That picture is worth a thousand turds.
1 week, 5 days ago on It’s a “Very Special” Caption Contest With No Hair Gel. You Could Win
Would it kill you leftards to do a little research before posting your drivel?
1 month, 1 week ago on Scarlett Johansson Chooses Cheddar Over Charity
<Sigh> more leftwing, ignorant douchebaggery from the Interrobang.
@BallPeenHammer The "tort reform cures all ills" bullshit is a canard of the insurance industry. Get real. Are there frivilous lawsuits? Sure, but there also definitely many more cases of malpractice. Do you really want a gaggle of politicians deciding how much your life or limbs are worth, as opposed to a jury of our peers hearing the individual facts of your case and then deciding what if anything your injuries are worth?
3 months ago on A Single Stitch Costs $500
I hope he tries that on his balls. It's impossible to get a good shave down there.
3 months ago on Just Blow Torch That Pesky Leg Hair Away!
@K Dubya @Archbishop Boozebag You been readin my mail.
3 months ago on Cooking Queen Nigella Lawson Admits To Cocaine Use
@Rorschach7 She is rather hot - all the right curves in the right places.
@BruceCownian @Captain Geech We need to outlaw 3rd party insurance, or at least require insurance be on a reimbursement only basis. And require upfront pricing. Bring the market back into the equation. No one would pay the prices being charged if they knew what they were up front and had to go into their own pocket, even if only initially, to pay them.
Crying live reads are the best!!!
3 months ago on Can You Come Up With a Caption for a Bag of Toenails?
What do you bring to a show that is one big bit? More bits.
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a dime
Find a gay with far away eyes...
3 months, 1 week ago on Can You Come Up With a Caption for a Bag of Toenails?
No. 1 on list of things that indicate you should dump your shrink:
He/she tells you it's ok to keep/collect your toenail clippings.
@Moe Green Well played!
3 months, 2 weeks ago on See What Happens When A Honda Crashes Going Nearly 200 MPH
Just keeping my fat ass in a seat built for a toddler is miserable enough. Now I've got listen to self-important fuckwads prattle on their phones about banal bullshit...
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Cell Phone Calls May Be Coming To Planes
Lobstertube and/or xhamster look far better and nowhere near as pretentious.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Coming Soon: Nymphomaniac (Yeah, It’s NSFW)
I'll need something to wash it down with...
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Sean Penn Will Make You Eat Your Phone
She couldn't find a Better Lion.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Lion-On-Lion Murder Rocks Dallas Zoo
Originally from Michigan (Detroit Metro area), currently in Texas. I think I'm covered.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Interrobang: Music as the Home Team
@galactictraveler She can have the dog, but I'm keeping the peanut butter.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Battered Women Stay in Bad Relationships Because of Their Pets
@Aria Taint @Narc Zito @BGill She sucks all kinds of cock in heaven.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on What Did Alec Baldwin Say!?