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@BallPeenHammer The "tort reform cures all ills" bullshit is a canard of the insurance industry. Get real. Are there frivilous lawsuits? Sure, but there also definitely many more cases of malpractice. Do you really want a gaggle of politicians deciding how much your life or limbs are worth, as opposed to a jury of our peers hearing the individual facts of your case and then deciding what if anything your injuries are worth?
2 days, 8 hours ago on A Single Stitch Costs $500
I hope he tries that on his balls. It's impossible to get a good shave down there.
4 days, 8 hours ago on Just Blow Torch That Pesky Leg Hair Away!
@K Dubya @Archbishop Boozebag You been readin my mail.
4 days, 9 hours ago on Cooking Queen Nigella Lawson Admits To Cocaine Use
@Rorschach7 She is rather hot - all the right curves in the right places.
@BruceCownian @Captain Geech We need to outlaw 3rd party insurance, or at least require insurance be on a reimbursement only basis. And require upfront pricing. Bring the market back into the equation. No one would pay the prices being charged if they knew what they were up front and had to go into their own pocket, even if only initially, to pay them.
4 days, 16 hours ago on A Single Stitch Costs $500
Crying live reads are the best!!!
5 days, 9 hours ago on Can You Come Up With a Caption for a Bag of Toenails?
What do you bring to a show that is one big bit? More bits.
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a dime
Find a gay with far away eyes...
6 days, 10 hours ago on Can You Come Up With a Caption for a Bag of Toenails?
No. 1 on list of things that indicate you should dump your shrink:
He/she tells you it's ok to keep/collect your toenail clippings.
6 days, 11 hours ago on Can You Come Up With a Caption for a Bag of Toenails?
@Moe Green Well played!
2 weeks, 3 days ago on See What Happens When A Honda Crashes Going Nearly 200 MPH
Just keeping my fat ass in a seat built for a toddler is miserable enough. Now I've got listen to self-important fuckwads prattle on their phones about banal bullshit...
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Cell Phone Calls May Be Coming To Planes
Lobstertube and/or xhamster look far better and nowhere near as pretentious.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Coming Soon: Nymphomaniac (Yeah, It’s NSFW)
I'll need something to wash it down with...
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Sean Penn Will Make You Eat Your Phone
She couldn't find a Better Lion.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Lion-On-Lion Murder Rocks Dallas Zoo
Originally from Michigan (Detroit Metro area), currently in Texas. I think I'm covered.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Interrobang: Music as the Home Team
@galactictraveler She can have the dog, but I'm keeping the peanut butter.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Battered Women Stay in Bad Relationships Because of Their Pets
@Aria Taint @Narc Zito @BGill She sucks all kinds of cock in heaven.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on What Did Alec Baldwin Say!?
On what planet do you have to be living to NOT know that these artists had large, quality laden catalogs of music beyond their "big hit"?
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Overshadowed by The Hit
Hope they run into a bunch of jews named Zimmerman.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on New Game ‘Knock Out The Jew’!?
Never bring a Gotti to a knife fight.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on John Gotti Jr. Stabbed