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@Swiddy derkaderka allah jihad
7 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
Fact: the fire on the 2nd floor today was started by embers and smoke from the President's house into the intake for Chem-Phys.
34 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
@KONP @hockeybelle I did and I googled all over their website and the internet - no dice
Like any good graduate student I always consult the google first
46 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
Order a nice camera system for the lab. No drivers or directions anywhere. Sigh. I am not a techie.
1 hour, 2 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
Just got sent outside for 25 min cause some dodo in physics started a fire on 2nd floor. now the whole building smells like ass.
1 hour, 19 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
My boss more or less said my labmates are pathetic because they are so antisocial that they wont come out for free food.
1 hour, 58 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
Department party today all dat food. Byeeee
3 hours, 28 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
@Swiddy good lord
4 hours, 7 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
do Fleury, Maata or Bortz have the plague?
4 hours, 52 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
I had 2 days off for the flu - I now have only three days left til holiday break.
PS: Tamiflu you are my savior
4 hours, 58 minutes ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@presidentjlh I'll gladly take the money back from not paying as much to fill up my car
2 days, 23 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)
@orby gulag for him. Fucker
3 days ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)
@HobeyBaker @NHD Merry 2XMAS @KONP mister HB's bestie is a cubbies fan mannnnn he was all hard about the lester signing
@roCkhopper considering the incubation period can range 12-25 days according to the CDC...Fuck knows who has it and how long.
@KONP @beeline hey @KONP lets herd up all the "scientists" responsible for these fraudulent papers and execute them for crimes against science.
soldier on into retirement good sir. Perhaps you can come unscramble Flowers head later.
3 days, 2 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)
@CraigCustance: According to reports from the Czech Republic, goalie Tomas Vokoun has decided to retire after 700 career NHL games.
3 days, 3 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)
@orby I would love to know how he got mumps considering his last booster is only from the olympics. Thats begging for a biochem study. Is it super mutated mumps?
Sanitize everything in consol with fire XD
@NHD Merry 2XMAS @hockeybelle @orby twarter is for losers lol.
@orby really? link or not true
All statements written for the fellowship. A full week early too. Boom.
@M D H wat
3 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)
I have a 50pt +lead in my pay league fantasy football. I play for the championship next week. Yeah bitches.
3 days, 5 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)
@Kinguin lets not even consider his study has been discredited thousands of times over. -.- This makes me want to stab people
3 days, 6 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)
@KONP @CFA_27 thats what I was wondering. why the fuck are they all getting this disease we all get shots for
5 days, 23 hours ago on The RepliPens
@Lindas1st christ almighty what happened to his face
The major chemistry hosted symposia's (in March) primary speaker is from south america. My boss is from south america and is on the planning committee. I do not want to babysit a major speaker like this -.- nooooooooooooooo
Finished my prospectus.
Boss is 90 min into the faculty meeting. The one where they get to argue over how short we are on TAs for next semester. Please just be in there until 5pm.
6 days, 23 hours ago on Zee Germans
@Leeeny @NHD Merry 2XMAS trigonometric function plots
@NHD Merry 2XMAS rare as a unicorn
1 week ago on Zee Germans
I have never been so happy to be writing a proposal in my life. Boss is freaking out on everyone else in the lab for once lolol.
@neilcity congrats on making that final yer bitch. Best be celebrating that with a beer.
1 week, 2 days ago on How’s Name this Guy?
@KONP yeah - its better than him only giving me 5 days. But I am almost certain I will hear incessant bitching about about how I'm taking away from benchwork to write it. If I do it right I should only need about 3 days to do it all, or there abouts.
1 week, 5 days ago on Sometimes You Eat the Bear…
I have 2 weeks two write an application for funding for next year entitled Dissertation Year Fellowship
The reality of I am Dissertating and defending next year is real.
For parks and Rec fans
1 week, 6 days ago on Your November 2014 Metro Division Champions!
afternoon is dragging so hard uughhhhhhhhh
I expended my allotment of bothers on my group presentation yesterday
2 weeks ago on Your November 2014 Metro Division Champions!
@KONP @hockeybelle that dude looks like an ass and gives no fucks for how science works
@KONP @hockeybelle I got the greenlight to buy whatever I can justify to the boss for the last 558 of my grant. Thats my rich feeling moment of the day
@KONP @hockeybelle sounds like a good show
@KONP did pitching go well to the head honchos
For comic adaptation movie lovers - suicide squad cast was released earlier this week. Dis gon b gud
@stapler congrats lady ^^
@KONP seriously good luck you can do it ^^
@KONP turn on the confidence switch and sell it like its the best shit since sliced bread
I have a week to blow the last 600.00 on my grant