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Marion on Russ? Yes please. If I were Carlisle (and I'm not), I would stay with Marion on KD and just hope Russ has an off night.
2 years, 2 months ago on Thursday Bolts – 5.3.12
when did we get fisher????
2 years, 3 months ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@OBoymuzik didn't seem to work for cook
when did we get fisher???
@OBoymuzik if he wasn't so good at everything else, I would be pissed...
how is that still our ball?
more of those please
crowd seems pretty weak sauce tonight.
perk pulled a KD there
We win tonight, KD scores 30, Westbrook scores 25+, Harden scores 20+. We shoot 60% from 3 or better.
Listen, I played PG in high school. I know what I'm talking about. We're good i think.
2 years, 3 months ago on Thunder at Bucks: Pregame Primer
score to spurs game? I'm too lazy to look.
I love pancakes!
There was a thunderstorm in Milwaukee and it's about to literally thunderstorm in OKC. Crazy times are upon us.
FREE COLE OR DIE
amazing rebound there
@diddoff Because 'F' you, that's why.
@mjokc88 Nazr and Sef?
I knew Fisher was a good pick up
anyone participating in redbud classic saturday?
@cemitten @mjokc88 I think it's slime
@Watson shots shots shots shots shots
You stay classy, Milwaukee.
@ILikePancakes Durant needs more pancakes
Durant needs more shots
I'll take the suns please.
2 years, 3 months ago on Pick your poison: Sizing up the Thunder's first round matchups
@HookemKD I give out likes like they're halloween candy
2 years, 3 months ago on Thunder at Heat: Pregame Primer
Screw it. I'm gonna go watch family guy. There's NO WAY it isn't on right now.
Bringing it to a vote. No more watch parties. Yay or Nay?
well... 3 game losing streak coming? The up and downs of an NBA season are making me bi-polar.
I'm going to have a heart attack
didn't see that coming...
so nervous right now...
i guess we'll just leave him out there?
@FREE_COLE shut up and free cole dammit
@andrew35 veteran leadership
KD is so good
we win by 4. mark it down.
Good game serge, we'll see ya friday
what just happened!!??
no one believes you chalmers
just keep it tight and explode with intensity in the 4th.
7 minutes left and heat in the bonus... not fun
@Lost Ones last second shot for the win changes everything
this is bullshit
mvp treatment there
@ILikePancakes @Arent only because you called it 2 minutes into the 1st. It's a win-win for you
that's the widest headband i've ever seen
good effort perk
@NathanHurley joined in on the chant and got benched. not sure how well he knows english still.
I feel like we're down 10
someone may die tonight
please no t
@andrew35 I feel better with him out there than reggie.
Cooking 3's for dinner baby!
give me a break fish
@ILikePancakes MMA is basically Hockey without the gay
All Fish has to do is be better than Reggie. But... Reggie made those shots from time to time.
that's our shot?
@Watson use to have a mobile site, not working for me anymore
i have zero confidence when fish takes that shot.
GET. THAT. CRAP. OUTA. HERE.
@ILikePancakes and we're winning!
our D is D-licious right now
sef for MVP?
@Arent With substitue teacher, Shaq
These announcers have to be the worst in the biz. "Okay, now see he wanted to dunk it there. So he drove the lane and dunked it." (not actual quote... YET)
sef passing on a fast break? never works. never even happens.
(patiently waiting for 4th quarter to start)
@ILikePancakes That's like saying, "GET IN THE HOLE" after hitting a drive, only not optimistic
Based on last game I fully expect Perk to have 20 points and 15 rebounds.
2 years, 3 months ago on Grizzlies vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@ILikePancakes they hibernate until late april
well... F that
what a pathetic call. that's the best we can do?
we need every point
I still believe
I wish we could just play the best teams in the league every night...
Hero Mode ENGAGED
STRAIGHT UP POSITIVE THINKING
like I said, power of positive thinking!
@cemitten and heart.
The key to the rest of the game is pretty obvious. We need the power of positive thinking. I'll start... we'll take the lead with under a minute to go.
Zero fast break points?? wow. just wow...
@cemitten you like mayo over mustard? Zero calories in mustard, eat as much as you like.
mustard is better, lets face it
@courtsense I know the feeling.
Not that I watched the first half, but I feel like skip is going to have a field day with this game on russ. HOWEVER, all it proves is when russ sucks, we suck.
@courtsense with ME running the point... Let's just say, it would be bad.
Good God! Is this how the entire game has been going!!!???
@Remify et tu KD?
So we're playing ugly? (just got here) Turnovers?
wow, I can't compete with that.
I'm here! Had to eat dinner with the in-laws...
Did I at least beat @Remify ???
post game should be fun
2 years, 3 months ago on Bulls vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@ILikePancakes Hurry, light up the message boards!
This comeback is all reggie jackson's fault.
Maybe it's just his pimp walk?
Oh no. Cole is limping. There goes the season.
It's pretty obvious the thunder have done everything with their heart tonight. Rebounded with their heart, shot with their heart, passed with their heart. You name it, they have done it... with their heart.
@diddoff We have to shoot for something! OVER
"Damn Westbrook" trending on twitter. Love it!
I would love to watch a game with Skip. I wonder how he reacts to Russ throughout the game.
I feel like ABC is just trolling the thunder fans for April Fools Day. Like the real game doesn't start until 7 and they just have some ultimate 3D artist.
this is unreal!!!
so violent russ.
Nothing but pure EFFORT
It's really unfair that we have these two guys locked up for full contract extensions. I feel bad for the rest of the league. Wait, no I don't.
@mjokc88 @dead13mau5 When is the last time you predicted something positive?
Seriously, WE DON"T CARE LUCAS
@Shake Down the Thunder He's a cutter. at home and on the court
@Unstoppable35 He would be "unstoppable"
@courtsense I picture you standing there with eyes wide open and a big smile waiting for people to laugh
I completely screwed that up
This is a game that even a 15 point lead would feel comfy
I've missed Thabo fast breaks. You know he's keeping it no matter the situation.
@diddoff no faith!!!
KD over/under 38?
The black hole of our offense
ugh... so good...
About to throw down! I won't even be mad if Perk punches out Noah.
The only thing that bothers me about Russ is when he doesn't get back on D because he's complaining to an official. Everything else? We have the best record in the west. If you want me to be mad because he scores 20-30 points a night, it's not happening.
2 years, 3 months ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Russell comin' y'all
So is it officially official? Are we bad asses?
2 years, 3 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Pregame Primer
That;s why I love having Perk. Because F YOU that's why.
cheap foul? have you been watching this game???
STRAIGHT UP BEARD CITY
Worst half of basketball followed by an 18 point lead... These guys are good.
@DerBierMacher Probably The American Heart Association
They gave DWade that call
!!!!!! WOW!!! RUSSS!!!!
@Remify Sounds like you pulled that right from the Brooks playbook
@Remify it sounds so easy!
Perk needs to take more of those shots.
THIS IS UNREAL
"screw it, I'm takin 3s"
@FREE_COLE MVP man
Lost all that weight...
Good D Sef
attitude change in 3...2...1... We're so good.
I'm telling you, that rim is screwed up
Binum: "Screw it, I'm shooting 3s"
Looked like good ball movement until it wasn't
I'm gonna go take a piss with my heart before the second half starts.
@C_Dub I'm drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper with my heart. I Fucking LOVE these things.
keys to the second half »
Shoot the ball with your heart. Make layups with your colon. Defend with your armpit.
@FREE_COLE @Skyline at least shaq talks basketball
@Remify Hasn't been good. Everyone looks hung over. Lucky to be down 5
I honestly can't believe we're only down by 7
Russ is cherry picking and still can't make a shot
Wait so let me get this straight... KD is -15, Russ is -12 and Mohammad is +6?
when is the last time we won a 12p game on a sunday? I can't ever remember a time.
Did the announcer just get in trouble for saying OKC instead of Oklahoma City?
young legs fish!
KD goes perfect in Q2. Mark it down. Also, I'm going to win the lottery tomorrow.
our rim sounds dead when we hit it
@cemitten building suspense for the final 5 minutes I suppose
@Unstoppable35 MVP MVP MV...
Beard, this game is yours
I don't mind the techs by perk as long as it's because he's taking some guy out. He's had way too many stupid techs this year.
I don't know what's more frustrating, Russ hanging around in transition D or KD standing at the 3pt line with his hand up.
Russ has GOT TO GET BACK
@Crow The ad was for BC Clark Magazine where people are use to seeing pics of beautiful women wearing designer jewelry.
@f5alcon I'll have to bring it up some other time! People coming from everywhere to love on the thunder is awesome
@Crow I can't remember her name. Pretty smokin' though. She sin't a local model.
@CDSpark Maybe you should take that to the nearest gas station and go big time on lottery tickets.
I'm a graphic designer at a local ad shop. I like to think I'm famous but I'm not. Do some cool stuff around OKC, some you may have seen some I wish you never see.
@CDSpark One comment in and we have our winner
Before it gets all intense up in this mug, let's have some fun. Who here has the coolest job? In OKC or outside of it. What do you guys do to pay the bills?
Hello all. Almost time to get it done!
Can't wait to see what Kobe is serving at his table.
2 years, 3 months ago on Thunder at Blazers: Pregame Primer
The game within the game, trying to get over 115...
WHAT A REBOUND BY COLE.
STEAL BY COLE
+24 for Beard, -20 for Hickson, -18 for Crawford... ouch...
@C_Dub but have you seen his leadership stats? They're outrageous.
@the_Mont graphic interpretation of two five-on-five basketball teams lined up against each other pinwheel style
@PNT you wanna go over 115 now?
@the_Mont welcome to the dark side.
that's all russ!
you know that shot fro fish was going in!
the way the game is going, the comments for the remainder of the night are just going to be "russ."
@ElMexiThunder what if we don't believe in the jinx?
I want to know what they say when they fight for rebounds against each other.
we'll revisit this later...
@ElMexiThunder Fisher has my vote. You see him generaling out there?? IT'S UNREAL.
the only thing that's going to stop durant is a blowout!
I know it's hard to say from the side, but there's no way Cole is worse than Nazr. I'm a wrong there??
time for russ
waiting on nazr to do a behind the head pass every time he shoots.
Harden needs to go 300 style on his beard. just trim the sides to a hard angle south. Would look mean.
32-18? I'll take that. 65% shooting, ball movement, rebounds, steals, fast break points, beards...
Someone say it, "and ZERO fucks were given"
Filet of Fish(er)!!!
@Old Man Game @Thunder13 well done. co-worker does the same thing. Seriously, blackout rules are so dumb.
@ElMexiThunder @Thunder13 no cable.
@Thunder13 are you in OKC? Blackout rule if so.
@C_Dub *golf clap*
I don't want to sound cocky but I would love some 4th quarter rest in this one. Screw the power of the jinx.
@mjokc88 Yeah, I had to rewind it just to be sure.
2 years, 4 months ago on Thunder at Jazz: Pregame Primer
@mjokc88 If you're watching FSOK she was talking about someone else
maybe we needed this loss guys. It will wake them up... *yank-yank*
I think I'm sold on Fish coming in. We need to shake things up.
we needed russ to take this one over and he was too unselfish
no shots by russ in the last minute i feel like
damn. Can we please put a solid week of basketball together?
I really want hero mode. Don't pass, just drive.
we can't be missing free throws. Weren't we the best in the league two years ago?
These are the times we LIVE by russ
@courtsense I'll stop tomorrow
Side note: I have seriously drank 8 diet dr peppers during this game. I'm out of control.
@ThunderWins Grant Hill
ROYAL WITH CHEEEEEESE
@courtsense I wish every game could be played in the 4th quarter. 4 quarters within the 4th
@Skyline Brooks was forced into messing with the lineup this year. I imagine he'll fall back into his ways and not wing it.
@cemitten seriously, face to the basket. Why can't he go after the ball???
big surprise from BD "ibaka can't finish"
@cemitten Why do they play on wood?
Serge is on
@Remify over and over and over
@SammyThunderer you don't think in a long season you just have good streaks and bad streaks? Sometimes we're unstoppable and sometimes they play lazy as hell. The point is the playoffs bring a different level of focus and intensity and you hope they show up when it matters most.
@SammyThunderer Silver lining: a successful thread on DT
@SammyThunderer you realize we're 4 games ahead in the west right?
@JakeArent That's HIGHLY unlikely
every time RJ has the ball i say, "just give it to Harden!" 90% of the time he does.
@diddoff I can see it... Cole get 2 minutes 6 blocks 8pts 2 steals
@Old Man Game never heard Denver but I hear they're terrible homers
I swear, every time Harden passes that back door screen to Collison it looks like nick is out of bounds
I'm not sure how 'winning' and 'US Cellular Box' fit in the same sentence. Have you seen the location of that thing??
@cemitten There was a pretty good example
I feel like KD has played better since his haircut.
I have a feeling Durant is going to have a big night. Don't prove me wrong KD...
Here's hoping we get off to a fast start and don't look back. Make it happen!
I'm really on the fence about Fisher. I don't think its a question of if he wants to be in OKC, he has a great chance at one last championship. What I keep coming to is Game 7 of the finals, you want Fisher or Mr. OKCtober as your backup? I'll take fisher.
That being said, the defensive liability and poor transition game would hurt us. Like I said, I'm on the fence.
2 years, 4 months ago on Monday Bolts - 3.19.12
*Please don't look like Garbage Tuesday*
2 years, 4 months ago on Blazers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
Serge shouldn't get bullied like that.
@NathanHurley KiD Klutch is pretty decent but "the gift" is pretty weak
@diddoff We need Team Edward shirts so so bad.
@Skyline Not our fault. Blazer's free throw defense is top notch.
@LPCes99 He'll get better. Hard to expect a rookie to be thrown into the fire and be anything close to Maynor.
@courtsense @Lost Ones It's up to you to tell me if I'm getting out of control. Sometimes I just can't stop.
@Lost Ones Get ready for 2 awesome highlights on SC
@mjokc88 Will do.
@ThunderWins I'll take it
What's the assist count tonight?
That was Dirty KD!
That had to be a walk.
@NathanHurley @Lost Ones you have my vote for best comment.
@Lost Ones Whatever the Mr. Potato Head tagline is.
too good to be true
Perk needs to take over this game!
Not to be mean but Felton looks like Mr. Potato Head. I'm sorry if that offends anyone but it's all I see when they show him.
75 year old Brian Davis
@JakeArent @courtsense Who would you rather have running your broadcast... Shaq or Magic?
highlights on ESPN are so funny to me. "Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers, Jazz actually lead this thing at the half"
@mjokc88 I'm with you 100% He plays with so much energy.
Gangsters Paradise playing at the arena? Love it.
Weak sauce Nazr
@ILikePancakes January 23, 2012 Pistons only got 12 in 1st.
@diddoff You know he's over on the bench talking about it. "You guys saw that right!?"
Good sign from KD
@Old Man Game thank you sir, it took me forever to come up with it. Glad to hear it's appreciated.
So great to have Thabo back. Last game didn't go our way but it just feels right.
@ThunderChick2010 Absolutely. And when he sinks the Dirky, it's more of a definition of the process » First it's Jerky, then he goes for the Dirky, and shortly after has a Smirky.
Thus, it's a Jerky Dirky Smirky. There are no limits with this.
2 years, 4 months ago on Friday Bolts - 3.2.12
@ElMexiThunder Thanks! I always read the comments during the game and finally decided to take the plunge.
I'm new here (to commenting). As my first comment ever I would like to propose we call KD's one legged fade away the "Dirky" for two reasons...1. The obvious Dirk inspiration2. Because of the top rated definition of "Dirky" in Urban DictionaryLet's be honest, that thing is nasty... In a good way. I would post the link but I'm not sure how sfw it is.