I've got skills to pay the bills but don't always apply them.
Aziz Ansari should pay Mitch Hesberg's estate a royalty every time he opens his mouth. Pretty much "borrowed" his whole act.
1 day, 18 hours ago on The 5: Great Comics Who Died Too Soon
Lucky for him the NBA doesn't call traveling on stars. Couple different pivot feet on the inbound
2 days, 7 hours ago on LeBron Beats the Buzzer in OT
This one's a contender
2 days, 9 hours ago on Guy Dances with his Younger Self
Pretty sure he's a get.
2 days, 21 hours ago on Guy Dances with his Younger Self
Dammit that's almost verbatim what I was going to say.
3 days, 18 hours ago on Learn Guitar With David Brent
I'd give him points for that weird white spot he had in his goatee though.
5 days, 9 hours ago on Kobe Responds To Phil Jackson about MJ Comparisons
I'm not lying. I only had 710 mL.
5 days, 13 hours ago on Physics Student Owns Cop in Math
Luc fucking Longley
5 days, 13 hours ago on Kobe Responds To Phil Jackson about MJ Comparisons
That was the first thing I noticed. He might just not understand hashtags.
In some other universe I understand Primer.
5 days, 13 hours ago on Scientists Have Evidence Other Universes Exist
We shoud all be righteous like Lot (aka the mroal one) and offer up our daughters to be gang raped by towns folk. And also with you.
5 days, 14 hours ago on Scientists Have Evidence Other Universes Exist
It's 230 in the morning and I was pissed at my insomnia but these just made my day.
5 days, 14 hours ago on The Craziest Face Swap Photoshops
VH1's "I love the 80's" had all the same stuff already 7 years ago. Are we going to get nostalgic for shows about being nostalgic?
6 days, 19 hours ago on Things Modern Kids Won’t Recognize
I don't think there should be any tax exempt entities. What's your opinion on abortion? Guess what. You are subsidizing a tax exemt group that supports the other side. What's your religion? You're subsidizing a tax exempt group the thinks you're going to hell. Get rid of all tax exempt entities and it gets rid of the biggest abused gray area in the tax code.
1 week, 2 days ago on One Head Rolls In IRS Scandal So Far
I'm not a director but I thought the guy should have kept playing pinball in the big scene.
1 week, 4 days ago on Playing Dumb: 10 Classic Idiots in Film
What about Jodi Foster in Nell? That was a comedy right?
That just reminded me of a time I left my friends at a dance without a ride 30 miles from home because I left with some girl I was trying to hook up with. All this confessing isn't making me feel less guilty.
1 week, 4 days ago on Quick Question: Guilt
I got in a fight with my friend when we where playing home run derby and threw an apple at him. It broke the little egg shell bone around his eye socket. Multiple surgeries and a year of sitting out of sports he fully recovered but I still feel bad 20 years later.
1 week, 5 days ago on Quick Question: Guilt
I'm going to start with the Bill Bryson book. His "a walk in the woods" was my favorite from last year.
1 week, 5 days ago on 42 More Great Books for Your Summer Reading List
Did you read the article? He says that right at the beginning and then addresses what he sees as the problems.
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