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Obviously there are different rules in cereal land!

21 hours, 44 minutes ago on Cap’n Crunch is a Dirty Liar

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They had 4 children out of wedlock!? They're going to hell for sure.

1 day, 11 hours ago on The Most Romantic Nazi Wedding Proposal You’ll See Today

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I invented that bit, hoo hoo!

1 day, 11 hours ago on Interrupting Telemarketers

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The editing was as smooth as the play itself!

1 day, 11 hours ago on The Mets Are Laughably Bad As Evidenced by This Vine

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He shoulda gone upstairs, stupid git!

1 day, 19 hours ago on The Old 1860s Bar Prank

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You sir are a smart man!

1 day, 19 hours ago on Nigella Lawson Seen Being Choked By Her Husband

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Parents are the biggest problem with youth sports!

1 day, 22 hours ago on Attacks On Refs Could Be On The Rise

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I have a ton of respect for Dave, simply for doing what he did. Life is bigger than money!

1 day, 22 hours ago on Dave Chappelle to Headline Comedy Tour

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Is he running for office?

2 days, 11 hours ago on Jeff Garlin Arrested

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What I want to know is, did he buy the drinks for the whole bar afterwards? It is customary.

2 days, 11 hours ago on U.S. Open Hole In One

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Actually, my wife helped me with that.

3 days, 8 hours ago on China Wants Its Own Panama Canal in Nicaragua

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Don't worry this planet will be here long after we are gone.

3 days, 8 hours ago on China Wants Its Own Panama Canal in Nicaragua

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Well I'll be, I guess weeble wobbles DO fall down!

Shit, I'm old!

3 days, 8 hours ago on The Mets Drop One (Fan) To St. Louis

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We are all doomed!!

3 days, 8 hours ago on More Than Half of the Senate Skipped the NSA Meeting

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It's fast food, what do you expect? Now lighten up Francis!!

3 days, 23 hours ago on This Guy Wants a Cheeseburger Not a Hamburger

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Why is anybody surprised? He stole the freedom from Pussy Riot just because they made him look foolish!

4 days ago on Putin Stole Pats Owner’s Super Bowl Ring

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And all worked up!!

4 days, 1 hour ago on Pregnant Teen Boys

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I'll bet if they try real hard they could get that down to 10! C'mon boys show us what you got!!

4 days, 2 hours ago on Hall of Famer Says Pro Football Has 20 Years Left

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You're complaining about a comic book movie!? Aren't you supposed to be an adult!?

4 days, 2 hours ago on Fox News Guy Whines That Hollywood Left Out His Hero, Jimmy Olson

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Royal Tennenbaum. He pretended to have stomach cancer for his kids. Now that's love!

4 days, 11 hours ago on The Weekender: Fictional Dads

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