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I could do that, but I don't fucking roll on shabbos.

I bet this guy never gets invited anywhere. Nobody likes the no fun guy.

Worst 3:00 snack ever.

Ban children.

High Roller

He should have said "It would be gay".

@shizz Old enough to know better, but not old enough to care.

I don't care for the cut of this guys jib....but he owes CBS nothing.

Who cares. All I want to know is if Fez is going to be doing his Championship Sunday chat room again.

That's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReat!

Weyland Industries strikes again.

4 months, 1 week ago on WTF is That?

Actually, in order for marijuana to effectively ward off flu symptoms, one would have to....wait, what was I saying? Fuck it.

CDXX y'all.

What, no tally for "pillow biter?"

Chocolate rain.

Whatever, those IPhones aren't going to build themselves. BACK TO WORK!

If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family?

A drunk driver will blow through a stop sign. A "potted up" person waits for the sign to turn green.

@TBVickroy 3rd and 1...Shurmur will pull Richardson to help him get past this really tricky level of Fruit Ninja.

This guy is a walking Florida news story.

I believe the great historical philosophers N.W.A put it best when they said "Fuck the Police"

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