I Only Kill to Know I'm Alive
I could do that, but I don't fucking roll on shabbos.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Someone Should Tell This Girl That This Can’t Be Done
I bet this guy never gets invited anywhere. Nobody likes the no fun guy.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on But Officer They Are Smoking Marijuana!
Worst 3:00 snack ever.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Woman Embarrasses Her Husband with Sign at Wrestlemania 29
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Four Year Old Shoots and Kills Deputy’s Wife at Weekend BBQ
1 month, 3 weeks ago on 4.2 Million Dollar Settlement for Student Paralyzed by Bully
He should have said "It would be gay".
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Flacco Meant To Say Jersey Super Bowl Is "Special Needs"
@shizz Old enough to know better, but not old enough to care.
4 months ago on "Poor Sport" Bill Belichick Blows Off CBS
I don't care for the cut of this guys jib....but he owes CBS nothing.
Who cares. All I want to know is if Fez is going to be doing his Championship Sunday chat room again.
4 months ago on And Then There Were Four
4 months ago on Guys Want Tiger to Pose for Pictures by Smacking His Head
Weyland Industries strikes again.
4 months, 1 week ago on WTF is That?
Actually, in order for marijuana to effectively ward off flu symptoms, one would have to....wait, what was I saying? Fuck it.
4 months, 1 week ago on Once Again Weed is a Wonder Drug
What, no tally for "pillow biter?"
4 months, 1 week ago on Anti Homophobia Website Is Downright Hypnotic
4 months, 1 week ago on Al Roker REMIX – “I Pooped in my Pants (The Dookie Dance)
Whatever, those IPhones aren't going to build themselves. BACK TO WORK!
4 months, 1 week ago on Snow and Ice Can Be Incredibly Beautiful
If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family?
4 months, 1 week ago on Hot Incest Action Almost Ends in Murder
A drunk driver will blow through a stop sign. A "potted up" person waits for the sign to turn green.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Hey Kids Don't Get Potted Up
@TBVickroy 3rd and 1...Shurmur will pull Richardson to help him get past this really tricky level of Fruit Ninja.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Playbooks Are Out, iPads Are In
This guy is a walking Florida news story.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Trump Tweets for Revolution
I believe the great historical philosophers N.W.A put it best when they said "Fuck the Police"
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Cops Can Now Watch You Without a Warrant