Chris Martens
Houston
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I sent in a picture of my Spread. It's a shot of my hairy asshole with "Happy Thanksgiving Pepper" on it.
Commander Keen, Monster Bash and other Apogee nonsense....
@BIG FONZ @Boogie_in_VA surprised that was your next thing you typed out after "Yep, those freed slaves have done wonders with Detroit.". I would certainly hope someone like you would think i'm a douchebag.
@Boogie_in_VA Sarcasm is a bit hard to detect in straight text
@Boogie_in_VA he had a pet bear in the whitehouse, and the teddy bear was created after he refused to shoot a bear tied to a tree, he found it unsportsmanlike. Teddy Roosevelt was the definition of a true man, a guy that takes a bullet to the chest and gives a 45 minute speech immediately afterwards without treatment... not gay
@latenightrabbit same here SKooba, you can't unsee that image
Good to see every girlfriend i've had since i was 12 is doing great in new york
@BigBadBri listening to blowhard right now would be the final blow this bit needs for it's mercy kill
...great
The scene where Owen's character chops his arms up in The Royal Tenenbaums is the closest i got to crying in my adult life