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I wonder what she did to drive him to that.

1 day, 17 hours ago on Nigella Lawson Seen Being Choked By Her Husband

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@Beer I hope Roger's ok, looking forward to his review of the new superman movie.

2 days, 16 hours ago on Chicago Sun Times Homicide Watch is Terrifying and Important

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And still Tony Reali has a job. WTF.

6 days, 21 hours ago on ESPN Is Firing Again

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@BadNewsJeff Yes, but Fez is still trying to figure out how to attach his flip phone to his answering machine.

1 week, 4 days ago on Durr: 90% of Adult Americans Own a Cell Phone

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The Platypuses. That way they could name their cheerleaders the...

1 week, 5 days ago on Toronto Raptors Want a Name Change

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Makes John Wockenfuss seem normal.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Weirdest Batting Stance Ever!?

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You fuck with the mob, the mob fucks with you.

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Mayor Bloomberg Received Threatening Letters Laced With Ricin

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@jimmyolsenbluesIamthRealone A character actor isn't expected to carry a movie by himself.

4 weeks ago on Not Enough Room on the Lifeboat: Character Actors

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Star Trek: I should have given my 8 bucks to Paul O.'s movie.

1 month ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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Just say no to Dilithium Crystal Meth.

1 month ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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A stadium made out of glass--what could possibly go wrong?!

1 month ago on Virtual Tour Of The Vikings New Proposed Stadium

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@justForRon0Fez If you're married, your wife can do it.

1 month ago on Angelina Jolie Has Double Mastectomy Due to Cancer Fears

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This is like one of those high school quiz bowls where the one smart kid answers all the questions.

1 month, 1 week ago on The Office: The Quiz

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He kinda got out-coached by Mancini that last coupla times they played M.City.

1 month, 1 week ago on Sir Alex Retires

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@BruceCownian @AnthonyLoman Ignore Quebec at your own peril. The kids in Vermont will soon be wearing berets and singing Celine Dion songs.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Israel’s Droppin’ Bombs

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@justForRon0Fez Thank you, I'm going to try them out.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on 42 Perfect Burgers (Thank You Jesus)

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@filler Good call. Feck: "I ate so much pussy back then, my beard looked like a glazed donut." 

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dennis Hopper Steals the Show: Scenes From His Great Career

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@sumwhatdim "Fuckin shit....that's all I got."

1 month, 4 weeks ago on News Anchor Makes One Hell Of A First Impression

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Comrade, Where's My Car?

2 months ago on Amateur Astronomers Find Missing Mars Rover

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