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Steal your face right off your head.
2 days, 11 hours ago on Miami “Zombie” Attack Survivor Update (May Be Disturbing)
Where's my Fresno?
5 days, 22 hours ago on Daft Punk’s “Contact” synced with 2001: A Space Odyssey
just once, i'd like to see old Bill rocking a phat gold chain.
1 week ago on Bill Gates Is Back On Top
The guy who writes Viagra and Lipitor jokes is making a killing on this one.
1 week ago on Coming Soon: Last Vegas
Was that an add for BBC?
1 week, 1 day ago on Uniball Ad Racist?
It's funny they can fill up a pint glass to the rim with a 12 oz can of churchkey duff.
1 week, 1 day ago on Churchkey Brews
1 week, 1 day ago on Dancing Snack. This Latina Can Move!
They failed to mention that someone also wrote PUSSY in magic marker on the poor guys forehead.. That shit ain't cool.
1 week, 1 day ago on Being in a Frat is Totally Worth It
1 week, 5 days ago on Ruby the Talking Goat Kid
this would probably be good if Tom Hanks didn't try and fake up some bullshit accent.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Coming Soon: Captain Phillips
@rexdart936 don't you mean, "snickers"?
2 weeks, 2 days ago on British Chicks Trying American Junk Food
too much of that glass DIUUUUCK!
2 weeks, 4 days ago on What Happened to Amanda Bynes!?
Well owright owright owright. cough cough
1 month ago on Matthew McConaughey is Ready for his AIDS Oscar
OK ASSHOLES! Now who's going to box all these fucking things back up and return them to best buy?
1 month ago on 10,000 iPhone 5 Dominos
I knew the name, but I didn't realize that Amanda Bynes was a tranny. Weird
1 month, 1 week ago on Amanda Bynes Heading for Lohan Canyon?
Actually this country need more guns and less sports talk.
1 month, 1 week ago on Jay Mohr “The Second Amendment Must Go”
The Good, The Bad and the Hoochie
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Rename the Classic and Win! (Vol. 3)
All countries love a slow news day.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Snow Dip in Lake
And for my next trick. Have you ever heard of the magical power found in docking?
1 month, 3 weeks ago on How in the Eff!? Magic Kissing Card Trick
I love it's easy to eat shape.
2 months ago on As-Seen-On-TV Gadget Could Change Your Life