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Steal your face right off your head. 

2 days, 11 hours ago on Miami “Zombie” Attack Survivor Update (May Be Disturbing)

Where's my Fresno?

5 days, 22 hours ago on Daft Punk’s “Contact” synced with 2001: A Space Odyssey

just once, i'd like to see old Bill rocking a phat gold chain.

1 week ago on Bill Gates Is Back On Top

The guy who writes Viagra and Lipitor jokes is making a killing on this one.

1 week ago on Coming Soon: Last Vegas

Was that an add for BBC?

1 week, 1 day ago on Uniball Ad Racist?

It's funny they can fill up a pint glass to the rim with a 12 oz can of churchkey duff.

1 week, 1 day ago on Churchkey Brews

annnnnnnnnnd Squirt

1 week, 1 day ago on Dancing Snack. This Latina Can Move!

They failed to mention that someone also wrote PUSSY in magic marker on the poor guys forehead.. That shit ain't cool.

1 week, 1 day ago on Being in a Frat is Totally Worth It

Crazy Jen?

1 week, 5 days ago on Ruby the Talking Goat Kid

this would probably be good if Tom Hanks didn't try and fake up some bullshit accent.

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Coming Soon: Captain Phillips

@rexdart936 don't you mean, "snickers"?

2 weeks, 2 days ago on British Chicks Trying American Junk Food

too much of that glass DIUUUUCK!

2 weeks, 4 days ago on What Happened to Amanda Bynes!?

Well owright owright owright. cough cough

1 month ago on Matthew McConaughey is Ready for his AIDS Oscar

OK ASSHOLES! Now who's going to box all these fucking things back up and return them to best buy?

1 month ago on 10,000 iPhone 5 Dominos

I knew the name, but I didn't realize that Amanda Bynes was a tranny. Weird

1 month, 1 week ago on Amanda Bynes Heading for Lohan Canyon?

Actually this country need more guns and less sports talk. 

1 month, 1 week ago on Jay Mohr “The Second Amendment Must Go”

The Good, The Bad and the Hoochie

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Rename the Classic and Win! (Vol. 3)

All countries love a slow news day.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Snow Dip in Lake

And for my next trick. Have you ever heard of the magical power found in docking?

1 month, 3 weeks ago on How in the Eff!? Magic Kissing Card Trick

I love it's easy to eat shape.

2 months ago on As-Seen-On-TV Gadget Could Change Your Life