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That's only after letting it soak in the milk for 5 and a half minutes...believe me I've got it down to a science! ;)

5 hours, 17 minutes ago on Cap’n Crunch is a Dirty Liar

Ground and Pound Bus Lines

5 hours, 20 minutes ago on Bus Discount Comes With a Beating

"We're not the same, I'm an American, You're a Sick Asshole" has got to be the greatest line ever! Lol

5 hours, 23 minutes ago on “We’re Not So Different, You and I” Supercut

I fucking hate this anorexic bitch and her stupid dance!

5 hours, 30 minutes ago on Is Mayer’s New Single A Swipe At Swift?

I fucking hate hair! You Miss get a "get out of rape free" pass today ;)

5 hours, 34 minutes ago on “Anti-Pervert” Stockings from China

Okay that's good lol

5 hours, 37 minutes ago on “Anti-Pervert” Stockings from China

Eww!

5 hours, 39 minutes ago on “Anti-Pervert” Stockings from China

The fact that we're even talking about this brings me great joy!

5 hours, 41 minutes ago on Cap’n Crunch is a Dirty Liar

When it comes to any Government and the revenue it can bring in from hosting the World Cup, I don't thing protesting is going to change things much!? :\

5 hours, 45 minutes ago on 200,000 People in Brazil Are Pissed

Loved that whole awkward segment! More people should expose these News Anchors for the frauds they really are!

5 hours, 57 minutes ago on Russell Brand Had a Great Time on Morning Joe

After Tuesday's Ron & Fez Show, I don't think there's anymore to be said about this!? Great show Btw :)

6 hours, 11 minutes ago on The NCAA Gets $2 Billion in Athletic Fees from Students

I would only go see this movie because of Johnny Depp...I hope this doesn't make me Gay for him!??

6 hours, 15 minutes ago on Johnny Depp Run Over By His Horse While Shooting “The Lone Ranger” (video)

That game was fucking AWESOME!!! Wow, the right players stepped up right when they needed to...that's what makes this game so great! :)) Go Heat!

6 hours, 23 minutes ago on Heat Versus Spurs. It’s Going To Game 7!

I just watched game 6 and it was a MIRACLE almost an "act of god" that they won tonight!??...I'll take it though...What a game! :))

6 hours, 31 minutes ago on LeBron Sneakers Are Celebrating Early

I use TurboTax, it walks me through it...

6 hours, 59 minutes ago on 70% of Americans Hate their Jobs or Have “Checked Out ”

Did they say they were from Kansas? Sarah is so wet right now! :))

7 hours, 13 minutes ago on Farm Boys Do Fresh Prince Parody

I can't hate on these "good ol' boys"...even if they are Gay!?? :o

7 hours, 16 minutes ago on Farm Boys Do Fresh Prince Parody

Liquid N2Oh, shit!

7 hours, 24 minutes ago on Everything Needed For a Pool Party: Music, Jagermeister and a Toxic Cloud

The people in India even after a good washing like this still can't get rid of their stench :\

12 hours, 46 minutes ago on House Swept Away By Indian Monsoon

But she thought she made herself "puurrrrfectly" clear

13 hours, 2 minutes ago on Who Ordered the Graduation Cat and Gown?