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This song has infected my brain.

4 hours, 26 minutes ago on Amazing New Die Antwoord Video Out

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@LizSetsFire Oh, Liz.  I only agree to this if you take Dee's place.

5 hours, 12 minutes ago on Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Always Sunny

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Let's bring an extra chair on the lifeboat for Rickety Cricket.

5 hours, 17 minutes ago on Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Always Sunny

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Gotta have Charlie, because no one else will do the Charlie work.  Sweet Dee brings more excitement to the bar than anyone else, and she's the bartender.  Mack brings the physical prowess and sweet moves.  So that makes me ask, can I throw Dennis off the boat?  No!  He's the brains.


This lifeboat is impossible.

5 hours, 23 minutes ago on Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Always Sunny

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@galactictraveler You were so much funnier as Marvin the Martian.

2 days, 4 hours ago on Is Cheerleading a Sport?

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It's the only sport where the jock sniffers are in the competition.

2 days, 5 hours ago on Is Cheerleading a Sport?

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@cousin_dave Then rock, paper, scissors is a sport the way I play it.

2 days, 5 hours ago on Is Cheerleading a Sport?

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@jerkstoresean I actually like the fact that you're running down Dallas.

2 days, 5 hours ago on Is Cheerleading a Sport?

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Of course cheerleading is a sport.  Wrestling isn't a sport.

2 days, 5 hours ago on Is Cheerleading a Sport?

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Johnny Rico's Dad was the man.  He had to be, or the bugs would continue to whack us.

5 days, 4 hours ago on The Weekender: Fictional Dads

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Reese Bobby from Talladega Nights.

5 days, 4 hours ago on The Weekender: Fictional Dads

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@queenelisabeth Or just Hank Hill from King of the Hill.

5 days, 4 hours ago on The Weekender: Fictional Dads

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Too bad Joe Jackson is real, because he demanded perfection.  And he got it.

5 days, 5 hours ago on The Weekender: Fictional Dads

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So easy.  Red Forman.  Parenting with the threat of a boot in your ass.

5 days, 5 hours ago on The Weekender: Fictional Dads

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Alternate title: Why Pepper Hicks Fears Marriage

5 days, 20 hours ago on Drunk Girl Ruins Wedding

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96%.  Slow work day.

1 week, 2 days ago on Could You Pass a US Citizenship Test?

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I agree it's bogus, but the charity should take the money.  If I'm a charity, I'll take drug money.  I don't care.

1 week, 2 days ago on Tony Luke’s Submits 100-ft Chicken Cheesesteak For World Record

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@west milly tom Lead singer had a coke problem, they broke up briefly then got back together.  I think they released an album either last year or the year before.  I was so happy when I saw them doing an ad during the Super Bowl.  By the way, if you haven't seen the video for Growing on Me, you're missing out.

1 week, 4 days ago on The Weekender: Metal Singers

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@Captain Geech I think this is the first thing you've ever written that I agree with.

1 week, 4 days ago on The Weekender: Metal Singers

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@c-money @Narc Zito Absolutely agree.  The first time I heard Peace Sells, I thought it was perfect for the song, and I became a giant fan shortly after.  Too bad Super Collider is kind of shitty.

1 week, 5 days ago on The Weekender: Metal Singers

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