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The penis mightier for $1000, Trebeck!
1 year, 6 months ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″
Whoa! Time Out! Bad Idea! First, the beard is too Johnny Damonesque. Second - and I apologize for pissing on your parade, but didn't he just have Tommy John surgery? The last thing our bullpen needs is a washed up NL reliever. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have about 10 more beers so this sounds like a good idea.
1 year, 11 months ago on Brian Wilson to the Red Sox is the Greatest Idea in the History of Ideas: An Intoxicated Perspective
Lt Aldo Raine (Inglorious Basterds)
His introduction could go something like this:
My name is Lt Aldo Raine, and I need me 9 ballplayers. 9 Latin, American, ballplayers. This coming season we're gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only. Killin' Yankees.
2 years, 1 month ago on More Brilliant Suggestions for Next Red Sox Manager
I just can't get excited about Baltimore. I'm pulling for the Chicago Youk Sox.
2 years, 2 months ago on Pounding Tits
Michelle Pfieffer would totally kick Anne Hathaway's boney ass!
2 years, 2 months ago on Potential Post-Season Match-ups to Get Excited About
2 years, 5 months ago on Assaultalamacchia!
Vultan? I thought that was a picture of the closer for the SF Gents.
2 years, 6 months ago on Interleague Play the Way the Ancient Greeks Intended It
Let's hear it for Clay Buckles!
2 years, 6 months ago on Clash of the Semi-Titans!
You read the Herald???
2 years, 9 months ago on Is The 2011 Debacle Really Over?