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The penis mightier for $1000, Trebeck!

1 week, 4 days ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″

Whoa! Time Out! Bad Idea! First, the beard is too Johnny Damonesque. Second - and I apologize for pissing on your parade, but didn't he just have Tommy John surgery? The last thing our bullpen needs is a washed up NL reliever. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have about 10 more beers so this sounds like a good idea.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Brian Wilson to the Red Sox is the Greatest Idea in the History of Ideas: An Intoxicated Perspective

Lt Aldo Raine (Inglorious Basterds)

His introduction could go something like this:

My name is Lt Aldo Raine, and I need me 9 ballplayers. 9 Latin, American, ballplayers. This coming season we're gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only. Killin' Yankees.

7 months, 1 week ago on More Brilliant Suggestions for Next Red Sox Manager

I just can't get excited about Baltimore. I'm pulling for the Chicago Youk Sox.

8 months ago on Pounding Tits

Michelle Pfieffer would totally kick Anne Hathaway's boney ass!

8 months ago on Potential Post-Season Match-ups to Get Excited About

Navalous!

11 months, 3 weeks ago on Assaultalamacchia!

Vultan? I thought that was a picture of the closer for the SF Gents.

12 months ago on Interleague Play the Way the Ancient Greeks Intended It

Let's hear it for Clay Buckles!

1 year ago on Clash of the Semi-Titans!

You read the Herald???