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The penis mightier for $1000, Trebeck!

1 year, 11 months ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″


Whoa! Time Out! Bad Idea!  First, the beard is too Johnny Damonesque.  Second - and I apologize for pissing on your parade, but didn't he just have Tommy John surgery?  The last thing our bullpen needs is a washed up NL reliever.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have about 10 more beers so this sounds like a good idea.

2 years, 4 months ago on Brian Wilson to the Red Sox is the Greatest Idea in the History of Ideas: An Intoxicated Perspective


Lt Aldo Raine (Inglorious Basterds)

His introduction could go something like this:

My name is Lt Aldo Raine, and I need me 9 ballplayers.  9 Latin, American, ballplayers.  This coming season we're gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only.  Killin' Yankees.

2 years, 6 months ago on More Brilliant Suggestions for Next Red Sox Manager


I just can't get excited about Baltimore.  I'm pulling for the Chicago Youk Sox.

2 years, 7 months ago on Pounding Tits


Michelle Pfieffer would totally kick Anne Hathaway's boney ass!

2 years, 7 months ago on Potential Post-Season Match-ups to Get Excited About



2 years, 11 months ago on Assaultalamacchia!


Vultan?  I thought that was a picture of the closer for the SF Gents.


2 years, 11 months ago on Interleague Play the Way the Ancient Greeks Intended It


Let's hear it for Clay Buckles!

2 years, 11 months ago on Clash of the Semi-Titans!


You read the Herald???

3 years, 2 months ago on Is The 2011 Debacle Really Over?