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1 year, 5 months ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″

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Whoa! Time Out! Bad Idea!  First, the beard is too Johnny Damonesque.  Second - and I apologize for pissing on your parade, but didn't he just have Tommy John surgery?  The last thing our bullpen needs is a washed up NL reliever.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have about 10 more beers so this sounds like a good idea.

1 year, 11 months ago on Brian Wilson to the Red Sox is the Greatest Idea in the History of Ideas: An Intoxicated Perspective

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Lt Aldo Raine (Inglorious Basterds)

His introduction could go something like this:

My name is Lt Aldo Raine, and I need me 9 ballplayers.  9 Latin, American, ballplayers.  This coming season we're gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only.  Killin' Yankees.

2 years ago on More Brilliant Suggestions for Next Red Sox Manager

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I just can't get excited about Baltimore.  I'm pulling for the Chicago Youk Sox.

2 years, 1 month ago on Pounding Tits

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Michelle Pfieffer would totally kick Anne Hathaway's boney ass!

2 years, 1 month ago on Potential Post-Season Match-ups to Get Excited About

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Navalous!

2 years, 5 months ago on Assaultalamacchia!

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Vultan?  I thought that was a picture of the closer for the SF Gents.

 

2 years, 5 months ago on Interleague Play the Way the Ancient Greeks Intended It

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Let's hear it for Clay Buckles!

2 years, 5 months ago on Clash of the Semi-Titans!

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You read the Herald???

2 years, 8 months ago on Is The 2011 Debacle Really Over?

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