Semi-retired at 30. Occasionally work at home but mostly just listen to Ron and Fez and hang out.
where's my apology for Pearl Harbor while we're at it?
1 month ago on Michael Bay Apologizes for Armageddon
best part? as far as a i know the ref didn't catch this and he stayed on.
1 month ago on Biting Other Players!? Someone Needs a Time Out
Looks like FCC is cool with it.
1 month ago on This will be Pulled Off Line Fast by MLB
just for funhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UOSYcM4AJ8k#!
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Louisville’s Kevin Ware Breaks His Leg (Warning: Disturbing)
He kinda has a George Bluth thing going on
2 months, 1 week ago on HABEMUS PAPAM!
weird, he didn't need a gun to protect himself or his store...
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Badass Store Owner Stops Two Thieves
This made me so happy
3 months ago on Rage Against the Machine Full Show: 3-29-92
In particularly large values of 2
3 months ago on It's Official, Humans Are Getting Stupider
Does this mean she's releasing an album or something, wtf is she singing for?
3 months ago on Kate Upton Dances Again
Now I don't know who to believe! The catty female full of lies and Laguna Beach juice smoothies...or Kristin
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Story Reports That Jay Cutler Proposes Via Text, Mails Ring
Oh man, I can't wait to see who gets to claim her in the "Superstar athlete bang a model draft"
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Who is Nina Agdal?
I enjoyed that much more than I would have thought
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Who has the NFL Championship Belt?
what's going down in Arkansas?
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Chicago’s Gun Map
If you're working at a liquer store at that age, you've been doing it a while...this is like a holiday for him, he's been shot 39 times
3 months, 3 weeks ago on What’s Worse? Getting Shot in the Face or CM Punk Losing the Belt?
we really needed the arena league, XFL, or something to take off through spring and summer...god damn it
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Football Withdrawal is a Real Thing
Paperwork schmaperwork the big game is coming up
3 months, 3 weeks ago on FBI Manhunt is On For a Convicted Murderer Who Was Accidentally Released From Prison Today
That's hardly a light bulb above my head...i say bullshit
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Ever Wonder What a Thought Looks Like?
@Mikfin Correlation is NOT CAUSATION, if only people understood that anymore
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Fluoride Really Does Lower IQ in Kids
Nothing would make me happier than this awful human being getting up to heaven and being turned away with a simple, "Welp, the big man waited tables in college and he didn't take too kindly to your bullshit down there."
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Waitress Who Received The “God” Receipt Is Fired
@AnthonyLoman @Binary Daoist @turfgrass64 The 34.93 was her cut of the total bill, it was half price apps night she had 27 boneless wings and none of that fucking celery please