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"I got the world on a string....."

22 hours, 50 minutes ago on Eva Longoria Upskirt Shot

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I take Google fiber for my constipation.

22 hours, 53 minutes ago on Google is Massive, and Incredible, (and a little bit scary)

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What happened was just this.

The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly

the hinges started to unhitch.

Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying

on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.

And oh, what happened then was rich.

1 day ago on Massive Tornado Devastates Oklahoma City Area

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Keeping the gifts is perfectly acceptable....but his broad better send out traditional handwritten thank yous

1 day, 1 hour ago on RGIII Is Not Giving Back Gifts Sent By Fans

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15 years old? As if astronauts aren't socially awkward enough.

1 day, 2 hours ago on 15 Year Old Astronaut Abby Harrison: ‘I want to be first to Mars’

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Statutory laws do not apply in space!!!!

1 day, 2 hours ago on 15 Year Old Astronaut Abby Harrison: ‘I want to be first to Mars’

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Well Yahoo for Google.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Google is Massive, and Incredible, (and a little bit scary)

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This headline is only cool if the answer turns out to be Jeff Spicolli.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Look Who’s Jamming With the Rolling Stones

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That's only because she lived longer than he anticipated. I'm sure he figured "She's got 6 months tops, then I can publicly mourn her and look like a hero". Haha

1 day, 2 hours ago on Zach Galifianakis Saves Homeless Laundry Lady He Knew 20 Years Ago

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If an 87 year old homeless woman was rambling that the guy from The Hangover pays her rent, who would listen to her or believe her?

1 day, 2 hours ago on Zach Galifianakis Saves Homeless Laundry Lady He Knew 20 Years Ago

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....and then he makes sure the press picks up on it....what a humble guy.

1 day, 12 hours ago on Zach Galifianakis Saves Homeless Laundry Lady He Knew 20 Years Ago

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The suspect must be another one of those damn Tea Partiers

1 day, 22 hours ago on Laughing Killer

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Vulcanized Rubbish

1 day, 23 hours ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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Sci-fi fans opt for HULU over Sulu this weekend.

1 day, 23 hours ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor!

1 day, 23 hours ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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**** Lots OF space in theaters.

1 day, 23 hours ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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Star Trek can barely Klingon to the box office.

1 day, 23 hours ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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The Wrath of Yawn.

1 day, 23 hours ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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Set box office returns to stunt.

1 day, 23 hours ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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Less Enterprising than the 1st Star Trek

1 day, 23 hours ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It

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