Drinker, smoker, pervert.......and ball breaker... Lighten up, asshole. It was only a joke.
"I got the world on a string....."
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I take Google fiber for my constipation.
22 hours, 53 minutes ago on Google is Massive, and Incredible, (and a little bit scary)
What happened was just this.
The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly
the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying
on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
And oh, what happened then was rich.
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Keeping the gifts is perfectly acceptable....but his broad better send out traditional handwritten thank yous
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15 years old? As if astronauts aren't socially awkward enough.
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Statutory laws do not apply in space!!!!
Well Yahoo for Google.
1 day, 2 hours ago on Google is Massive, and Incredible, (and a little bit scary)
This headline is only cool if the answer turns out to be Jeff Spicolli.
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That's only because she lived longer than he anticipated. I'm sure he figured "She's got 6 months tops, then I can publicly mourn her and look like a hero". Haha
1 day, 2 hours ago on Zach Galifianakis Saves Homeless Laundry Lady He Knew 20 Years Ago
If an 87 year old homeless woman was rambling that the guy from The Hangover pays her rent, who would listen to her or believe her?
....and then he makes sure the press picks up on it....what a humble guy.
1 day, 12 hours ago on Zach Galifianakis Saves Homeless Laundry Lady He Knew 20 Years Ago
The suspect must be another one of those damn Tea Partiers
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Sci-fi fans opt for HULU over Sulu this weekend.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor!
**** Lots OF space in theaters.
Star Trek can barely Klingon to the box office.
The Wrath of Yawn.
Set box office returns to stunt.
Less Enterprising than the 1st Star Trek