In other news, it's just another day in Florida.
Chilling. Bone fucking chilling.
Sam Cooke. Awesome.
Should have stopped at one, you double posting fuck. You're better than that.
Shawshit Redemption.
Raging Bullshit.
Isn't this shit supposed to happen in Florida?
I was really hoping for the text in this article to read, "Keenan Thompson suffers massive coronary and falls into a wood chipper."
I don't pay hooked that much...
I don't know, I've been acting straight for years. Does that count?
Type type type... Delete delete delete...
I used to steal money from a charity I worked with because I needed "gas money." I bought booze without of it. I also shat on a friends doorstep and his father thought it was him and sold his car out from under him as punishment. Ouch. Never told him.
I KNEW IT! You owe me money, dirtbag!
I agree! Lets #freejahar in Southie with "I kill innocent people" tattooed on his forehead.
She left out one important disaster on 9/11; my 21st birthday.
Modern day Phineas Gage. Look it up, children.
33%! ouch. Whoever came up with this "Either Neither" is a genius... so thanks, Ron.
@jasonhathaway @FLprodivider66 Geologist?
@rexdart936 uh... Sorry? Get well?
The only thing that burns more than actually being from Philly.