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In other news, it's just another day in Florida.
7 hours, 20 minutes ago on Florida Road Rage Shotgun Showdown
Chilling. Bone fucking chilling.
21 hours, 11 minutes ago on Coming Soon: Act of Killing
Sam Cooke. Awesome.
6 days, 1 hour ago on The Blue Centerlight Pop Vol. 5
Should have stopped at one, you double posting fuck. You're better than that.
1 week, 1 day ago on Coming Soon: Last Vegas
Isn't this shit supposed to happen in Florida?
1 week, 3 days ago on Young Lovers Responsible for Bloggers Murder
I was really hoping for the text in this article to read, "Keenan Thompson suffers massive coronary and falls into a wood chipper."
1 week, 4 days ago on SNL Loses Another Cast Member
I don't pay hooked that much...
1 week, 4 days ago on Disney’s Handicapped Tour Guides Are All the Rage
I don't know, I've been acting straight for years. Does that count?
1 week, 4 days ago on Zoe Saldana Goes Nude for Allure’s Naked Issue
Type type type... Delete delete delete...
1 week, 5 days ago on Quick Question: Guilt
I used to steal money from a charity I worked with because I needed "gas money." I bought booze without of it. I also shat on a friends doorstep and his father thought it was him and sold his car out from under him as punishment. Ouch. Never told him.
I KNEW IT! You owe me money, dirtbag!
I agree! Lets #freejahar in Southie with "I kill innocent people" tattooed on his forehead.
1 week, 5 days ago on Fangirls Want to #FreeJahar
She left out one important disaster on 9/11; my 21st birthday.
1 week, 6 days ago on 9/11 And Benghazi Were God’s Judgment
Modern day Phineas Gage. Look it up, children.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Woman Survives After Husband Accidentally Shoots Her in the Mouth with Harpoon
33%! ouch. Whoever came up with this "Either Neither" is a genius... so thanks, Ron.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Either, OR, Neither: Manson or Beatles Lyric
@jasonhathaway @FLprodivider66 Geologist?
3 weeks, 4 days ago on This Website Will Make You Feel Insignificant
@rexdart936 uh... Sorry? Get well?
1 month, 1 week ago on Jonathan Winters (1925 – 2013)
The only thing that burns more than actually being from Philly.
1 month, 1 week ago on Phillies Fan gets a Spatula