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Direct copy of two of Florentine's best calls.

2 days, 4 hours ago on Interrupting Telemarketers

I don't feel tardy

3 days, 1 hour ago on Dad Catches Daughter With Hall Monitor

@CURTIS307 

retaRded?

6 days, 23 hours ago on Ghostbusters Gets Room 237 Treatment

@Aria Taint Slaves get vacation? Damn you Abraham Lincoln!

1 week, 2 days ago on Would You Buy Extra Vacation Time?

That's the gas station that blows up in Robocop.

1 week, 2 days ago on Detroit Local News Could Be the Best in the Nation

I eat the wrapper with a Molly's cupcake. No issue for me.

1 week, 2 days ago on Fine For Littering Could Increase to $1,500 in Chicago

@stoogemcclassy Shit, go for the Gold Coast.

1 week, 2 days ago on Fine For Littering Could Increase to $1,500 in Chicago

There are a lot of former home-schooled kids that are not weird. It's just the weird ones stick out just like anyone that is weird.

1 week, 2 days ago on Home Schooling’s Blowin’ Up Y’all

@The Real Big Ed Saying you were the TE is too easy.

1 week, 2 days ago on Home Schooling’s Blowin’ Up Y’all

@zBriGuy @TheDonCarpenter

"potentially productive member of society out of the job market"

I'm not Roseanne Barr but a stay at home mom is not someone I would call unproductive. (economically)

1 week, 2 days ago on Home Schooling’s Blowin’ Up Y’all

American Pickers

1 week, 2 days ago on Oklahoma is Seeing a Boom in Looter Transplants

@JackscolonBut they can tuck their hair under their hat and say, "Hey, what gives you the right!?"

1 week, 2 days ago on Oklahoma is Seeing a Boom in Looter Transplants

Maybe he'll have some issues getting through Customs on his way back.

1 week, 2 days ago on Alex Jones ”Shock Jocks” the BBC

@Sittington They should practice with Sam Roberts

1 week, 2 days ago on Alex Jones ”Shock Jocks” the BBC

@WilliamFBaldwin Buddy Rich?

1 week, 2 days ago on Alex Jones ”Shock Jocks” the BBC

Last pic is titled, "Just Before the Slavic Gang Rape"

1 week, 2 days ago on Ain’t No Disco Like a Lithuanian Disco

@RFGvac The yin and yang now makes sense.

1 week, 2 days ago on Ain’t No Disco Like a Lithuanian Disco

@Morgan : from parts unknown the backwards shamrock

1 week, 2 days ago on Train Vandals Get Caught In The Act

and "thank you for your service"

1 week, 2 days ago on Texas High School Silences Valedictorian’s Microphone During Speech on Constitution

Go serve your country. Just don't tells us what it means to you and the country.

1 week, 2 days ago on Texas High School Silences Valedictorian’s Microphone During Speech on Constitution