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Don't worry bros we're in rebuilding mode.  We got rid of lots of old dead weight in the offseason and we've got lots of young folks getting up to speed.  All our studs especially on defense got old.

1 week, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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PJD take it easy on Ponder, he's the handsome dumb friend we all hung out with in HS that had a really kind heart but was kind of dopey, BUT HE'S STILL OUR FRIEND.

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/acting-cordial-talking-vikings-vs-packers-with-total-packers.html

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Was not disappoint with the Rodgers joke! PJD, you crazy!

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/where-i-prep-teddy-bridgewater-for-a-packers-game.html

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OK PJDbro, lets clear the air.  I was wrong on Barr, dude is solid as my wang right now.  That being said I am so proud of Teddy Touchdown, especially since I was leading the hype train early.  But wait, there's more back slapping and ass grabbery; do you realize 4 of your top 5 players are in the 1st or 2nd year (and shit Harrison Smith is only his 3rd year)? We got some badass mofo's for years to come! Now I'm not saying we've won shit yet, but if we were living in China we'd all be calling this shit a dynasty right now.


P.S. I came here for some sick ass Rodgers jokes, you better make some Rodgers jokes.

1 month ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Well here's a stat you'd never think you'd read.  Last year QBs targeting Josh Robinson had a passer rating of 127.0, so far this year they have a rating of 0.0.  Theres PJDo's and PJDon'ts this kind sir is a Do.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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I had even forged friendships with Jets fans during the week last week over possibly helping each other out (Vikes beat Pats, Jets beat Pack) and out of some sense of solidarity.  I'm so disappointed in our team and ashamed of myself for allying with Jets fans.... Jets fans.  What have I become.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Rookie move Andersen. Pessimism is reserved for week 4. 

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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@CollegeWolf Lol, at least we're not Lions fans.

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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I see what you did there, and I liked it. Teddy Throwsavelt for President!

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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@PJDlady Yes you are the only one.  But you're probably a really good bowler, so you've got that going for you, which is nice. 


2 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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OMG PJD comedy gold! You're beautiful never change.

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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So salty PJD don't start getting crazy yet, pace yourself. We've got lots of anger and football rage to look forward to this year still. 

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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@CollegeWolf agreed Wolfenstein GoG is hilarious.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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I wonder if he just gave the sword magical powers now. It is now longsword of +2 accuracy.

2 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Ahhh yiss. Perfect time to bust out my AD/X-Men fanfic. ...And then Professor X looked over to coach Zimmer and said, "What an extraordinary team you've got there Zim, can't believe they finished last in the division." And coach Zimmer turns and looks back at the professor and says, "Don't fucking sass me q-ball, or AD's gonna make your squad as dead as those legs you drag around in that wheelchair." The Professor and the coach eyes' were locked in a steely embrace that threatened to tear apart their fragile alliance. Just then a voice chimes in from the back of the room, "Lol bros anybody up for ordering pizza?" Coach Zimmer and Professor X slowly turn and in unison mutter, "Goddamnit Ponder." Then AD, Wolverine and Cyclops walk out of the room as Ponder starts making fart noises with his armpit.

3 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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You had me at, "Hey 29..."

3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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@PJD @spinmcallister Nope that'd benefit Ponder and hurt Teddy. 

3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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I came here for neck vagina references, where are the neck vagina references? 

3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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CollegeWolf, quick.  Ponder, Bridgewater and Cassel.  You make to marry one, fuck one and kill one. Ready.... go!

3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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That crazy sumbitch Jack Nicholson was right, I can't handle the truth.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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RIP K-Will, your spirit lives on inside all of us.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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So does this mean that every time I take off my shirt I'm now wearing a Ponder jersey? 

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/if-ponder-played-shirtless-he-wouldnt-be-in-this-situation.html

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I hear Robocop can analyze your blood's THC content from just your sweat. Jerome Simpson gonna straight NOPE out of both Lions games if that is true. 

4 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/lions-sick-of-being-made-fun-of-sign-robocop-to-team.html

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Barry Sanders has no more tears to cry.

5 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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PJD is the best source for honest journalism in the world today.

5 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Ha! Even more irrelevant, might as well be a dragon or a hammer or some shit.

5 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-nfl-draft-or-bust-off-vikings-select-ol-david-yankey.html

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PS the jerseys are stupid.  That 66 just looks ridiculous.  Vikings stop trying to make the horn numbers happen, its never gonna happen.

5 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-nfl-draft-or-bust-off-vikings-select-ol-david-yankey.html

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What do you think about "Crocodile Yankey". (It only works if you say it with the Australian accent.) I watched some tape on the dude and I liked it. He seems to be a good run blocker, pulls and gets out front and crushes dudes. Pass protection... well we're not a passing team so who gives a shit. Also I thought I read recently he just became a U.S. citizen. Maybe we traded for him and sent back Mel Gibson.

5 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-nfl-draft-or-bust-off-vikings-select-ol-david-yankey.html

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Sometimes the dude has like a burst of speed and burns people only to have them slowly catch up. Its like they hit the turbo button or something. Life imitates art for McSpinnon.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Damn player! You beat me to Andromeda Pain... I was trying to think of some nicknames after I watched tape on these dudes right after the draft and that was the coolest one I could come up with at the time.  My others were very second tier Jurassic Pork, Dongo (like Congo but his dong, in some butts). What I saw on tape was they put this dude everywhere on the d-line and he's good against the pass. He seems to be not as good against the run though.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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The only knock on him I could find is poor deep ball accuracy and lack of personality. Hopefully Norv can help him with both. So excite.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Absofuckinglutely! I think AP may be more important to the development of Teddy Touchdown than anyone else on the team. It'll take the pressure off him and let him grow into the role just like Russel Wilson and Kaepernick have had the opportunity to do. Thanks for the fantastic post, this needs to be out in the football interwebs.

5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Agreed. I'm not thrilled but I gotta believe Zimmers got a plan.

5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/vikings-draft-olb-anthony-barr.html

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I think Slick Rick is smoke screening. If we can get a third round pick for him in the draft I think we take it.  But even that may be too high to ask for as there are still supposed to be some workable QB's available at that time.

5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/freeponder.html

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"I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!" said Zack Mettenberger before he smoked a bunch of weed before the combine, probably.

5 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Holy shit balls, I haven't laughed that hard when dropping a deuce at work in like forever! Good times.  Seriously hilarious article keep up the good work you silly son of a bitch.  Also I hope to God Manziel is gone by pick 8 so we don't even have to debate drafting him.

6 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-who-ya-gonna-draft-johnny-manziel.html

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Agreed. Bridgewater looks great in game tape and is smart enough to pick up Norvs new confusing offense. The only knock I can see is he doesn't throw a very good deep ball, but I'm sure that can be improved upon.

6 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-who-ya-gonna-draft-teddy-bridgewater.html

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I predict 12-4. That's 12 unplanned pregnancies and 4 early terminations. Its gonna be a great year, I can feel it!

6 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/we-review-the-2014-minnesota-vikings-schedule.html

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Also can you imagine the pure hilarity and locker room hijinx that would go on with having Matt Kalil and Khalil Mack on the same roster?  Zimmer - "Khalil come over here." Kalil-"But I'm standing right here coach." Zimmer-"Not you, I'm talking to Mack." Kalil-"But my name is Matt!" Zimmer-"Not Matt, Mack!" Then Zimmer punches Ponder in the face and the whole time Norv's vagina neck just quivers in the background.

Good times Vikings, good times...

6 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Mack is super-stud-#1-A-ok guy.

6 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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That would be a beautiful day. Run C.J. run like the wind.

6 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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He probably didn't start playing there because of it, but I am certain that the hard salami is the reason why Rodgers is sticking around in Green Bay.  I mean what else could it be...?

6 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/packers-players-so-poor-they-have-to-work-at-mcdonalds.html

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With that last picture you just made me believe in the Easter Bunny again. Bless your sou Purple Jesus Easter Bunny.

6 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/did-the-purple-jesus-get-resurrected-as-a-plush-toy.html

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Why did I just go from six to midnight after reading this article?

6 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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I was gonna suggest swapping OT and Safety as far as priority wise but then you reminded me of the Kurt Coleman signing.  Dude not only has open field tackled AD on multiple occasions, he has also put clown shoes on Percy, dick punched Eli Manning and stole some dudes shoe... Classic Coleman.  I think your picks are right on I really like Mosely and think he'd be a huge impact for the Vikings.  Ideally we could trade back to the teens and still get him in round 1.  If we couldn't trade back I wouldn't be bummed if we took him at 8 though.  I think he's a better prospect than Mack.  


6 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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