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One small correction. There is no such thing as an awful robot celebration. All robot celebrations are by definition awesome.
1 day, 4 hours ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2015-articles/2014s-top-minnesota-vikings-celebrations.html
@CollegeWolf How the heck do I get an invite to the PJD FFL?
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/vikings-vs-dolphins-mushroom-stamp-winner.html
Vikings QB didn't pass for over 300 yards. But the good news is this: last year we got two HC's fired, ours and Detroit's, now we have the opportunity to get two more fired, Miami's and Chicago's! Its like we are the meth of the NFL and thats just good old American fun.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/pjds-week-15-recap-how-to-become-the-new-lions.html
Maybe the thrill of Jeff Locke holding his balls for him has worn off. How do we get the passion back between these two?
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/vikings-vs-lions-mushroom-stamp-winner.html
@James Scott1 To be fair he got the mushroom stamp in week 3 more or less as a scapegoat. The hit he put on the QB which changed the complexion of the game shouldn't have been called a penalty.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/r-words-vs-vikings-mushroom-stamp-winner.html
Don't worry bros we're in rebuilding mode. We got rid of lots of old dead weight in the offseason and we've got lots of young folks getting up to speed. All our studs especially on defense got old.
3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
PJD take it easy on Ponder, he's the handsome dumb friend we all hung out with in HS that had a really kind heart but was kind of dopey, BUT HE'S STILL OUR FRIEND.
3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/acting-cordial-talking-vikings-vs-packers-with-total-packers.html
Was not disappoint with the Rodgers joke! PJD, you crazy!
3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/where-i-prep-teddy-bridgewater-for-a-packers-game.html
OK PJDbro, lets clear the air. I was wrong on Barr, dude is solid as my wang right now. That being said I am so proud of Teddy Touchdown, especially since I was leading the hype train early. But wait, there's more back slapping and ass grabbery; do you realize 4 of your top 5 players are in the 1st or 2nd year (and shit Harrison Smith is only his 3rd year)? We got some badass mofo's for years to come! Now I'm not saying we've won shit yet, but if we were living in China we'd all be calling this shit a dynasty right now.
P.S. I came here for some sick ass Rodgers jokes, you better make some Rodgers jokes.
4 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Well here's a stat you'd never think you'd read. Last year QBs targeting Josh Robinson had a passer rating of 127.0, so far this year they have a rating of 0.0. Theres PJDo's and PJDon'ts this kind sir is a Do.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
I had even forged friendships with Jets fans during the week last week over possibly helping each other out (Vikes beat Pats, Jets beat Pack) and out of some sense of solidarity. I'm so disappointed in our team and ashamed of myself for allying with Jets fans.... Jets fans. What have I become.
5 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/uncategorized/axe-them-all-53-man-roster-predictions.html
Rookie move Andersen. Pessimism is reserved for week 4.
5 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@CollegeWolf Lol, at least we're not Lions fans.
I see what you did there, and I liked it. Teddy Throwsavelt for President!
@PJDlady Yes you are the only one. But you're probably a really good bowler, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.
OMG PJD comedy gold! You're beautiful never change.
So salty PJD don't start getting crazy yet, pace yourself. We've got lots of anger and football rage to look forward to this year still.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@CollegeWolf agreed Wolfenstein GoG is hilarious.
I wonder if he just gave the sword magical powers now. It is now longsword of +2 accuracy.
5 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Ahhh yiss. Perfect time to bust out my AD/X-Men fanfic. ...And then Professor X looked over to coach Zimmer and said, "What an extraordinary team you've got there Zim, can't believe they finished last in the division." And coach Zimmer turns and looks back at the professor and says, "Don't fucking sass me q-ball, or AD's gonna make your squad as dead as those legs you drag around in that wheelchair." The Professor and the coach eyes' were locked in a steely embrace that threatened to tear apart their fragile alliance. Just then a voice chimes in from the back of the room, "Lol bros anybody up for ordering pizza?" Coach Zimmer and Professor X slowly turn and in unison mutter, "Goddamnit Ponder." Then AD, Wolverine and Cyclops walk out of the room as Ponder starts making fart noises with his armpit.
6 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
You had me at, "Hey 29..."
6 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@PJD @spinmcallister Nope that'd benefit Ponder and hurt Teddy.
I came here for neck vagina references, where are the neck vagina references?
CollegeWolf, quick. Ponder, Bridgewater and Cassel. You make to marry one, fuck one and kill one. Ready.... go!
That crazy sumbitch Jack Nicholson was right, I can't handle the truth.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
RIP K-Will, your spirit lives on inside all of us.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@PJD @spinmcallister I like your style PJD
7 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/if-ponder-played-shirtless-he-wouldnt-be-in-this-situation.html
So does this mean that every time I take off my shirt I'm now wearing a Ponder jersey?
I hear Robocop can analyze your blood's THC content from just your sweat. Jerome Simpson gonna straight NOPE out of both Lions games if that is true.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/lions-sick-of-being-made-fun-of-sign-robocop-to-team.html
Barry Sanders has no more tears to cry.
8 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
PJD is the best source for honest journalism in the world today.
Ha! Even more irrelevant, might as well be a dragon or a hammer or some shit.
8 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-nfl-draft-or-bust-off-vikings-select-ol-david-yankey.html
PS the jerseys are stupid. That 66 just looks ridiculous. Vikings stop trying to make the horn numbers happen, its never gonna happen.
8 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-nfl-draft-or-bust-off-vikings-select-ol-david-yankey.html
What do you think about "Crocodile Yankey". (It only works if you say it with the Australian accent.) I watched some tape on the dude and I liked it. He seems to be a good run blocker, pulls and gets out front and crushes dudes. Pass protection... well we're not a passing team so who gives a shit. Also I thought I read recently he just became a U.S. citizen. Maybe we traded for him and sent back Mel Gibson.
Makes sense to me.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/mike-zimmer-signs-self-to-play-defense.html
Sometimes the dude has like a burst of speed and burns people only to have them slowly catch up. Its like they hit the turbo button or something. Life imitates art for McSpinnon.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Damn player! You beat me to Andromeda Pain... I was trying to think of some nicknames after I watched tape on these dudes right after the draft and that was the coolest one I could come up with at the time. My others were very second tier Jurassic Pork, Dongo (like Congo but his dong, in some butts). What I saw on tape was they put this dude everywhere on the d-line and he's good against the pass. He seems to be not as good against the run though.
The only knock on him I could find is poor deep ball accuracy and lack of personality. Hopefully Norv can help him with both. So excite.
Absofuckinglutely! I think AP may be more important to the development of Teddy Touchdown than anyone else on the team. It'll take the pressure off him and let him grow into the role just like Russel Wilson and Kaepernick have had the opportunity to do. Thanks for the fantastic post, this needs to be out in the football interwebs.
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
I'm harder than trigonometry right now.
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/teddy-bridgewater-and-cordarrelle-patterson-making-friends.html
Agreed. I'm not thrilled but I gotta believe Zimmers got a plan.
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/vikings-draft-olb-anthony-barr.html
I think Slick Rick is smoke screening. If we can get a third round pick for him in the draft I think we take it. But even that may be too high to ask for as there are still supposed to be some workable QB's available at that time.
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/freeponder.html
"I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!" said Zack Mettenberger before he smoked a bunch of weed before the combine, probably.
8 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Holy shit balls, I haven't laughed that hard when dropping a deuce at work in like forever! Good times. Seriously hilarious article keep up the good work you silly son of a bitch. Also I hope to God Manziel is gone by pick 8 so we don't even have to debate drafting him.
9 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-who-ya-gonna-draft-johnny-manziel.html
Agreed. Bridgewater looks great in game tape and is smart enough to pick up Norvs new confusing offense. The only knock I can see is he doesn't throw a very good deep ball, but I'm sure that can be improved upon.
9 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-who-ya-gonna-draft-teddy-bridgewater.html
I predict 12-4. That's 12 unplanned pregnancies and 4 early terminations. Its gonna be a great year, I can feel it!
9 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/we-review-the-2014-minnesota-vikings-schedule.html
Also can you imagine the pure hilarity and locker room hijinx that would go on with having Matt Kalil and Khalil Mack on the same roster? Zimmer - "Khalil come over here." Kalil-"But I'm standing right here coach." Zimmer-"Not you, I'm talking to Mack." Kalil-"But my name is Matt!" Zimmer-"Not Matt, Mack!" Then Zimmer punches Ponder in the face and the whole time Norv's vagina neck just quivers in the background.
Good times Vikings, good times...
9 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Mack is super-stud-#1-A-ok guy.