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5 days, 1 hour ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@PJD @spinmcallister Nope that'd benefit Ponder and hurt Teddy.
I came here for neck vagina references, where are the neck vagina references?
5 days, 12 hours ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
CollegeWolf, quick. Ponder, Bridgewater and Cassel. You make to marry one, fuck one and kill one. Ready.... go!
That crazy sumbitch Jack Nicholson was right, I can't handle the truth.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
RIP K-Will, your spirit lives on inside all of us.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@PJD @spinmcallister I like your style PJD
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/if-ponder-played-shirtless-he-wouldnt-be-in-this-situation.html
So does this mean that every time I take off my shirt I'm now wearing a Ponder jersey?
I hear Robocop can analyze your blood's THC content from just your sweat. Jerome Simpson gonna straight NOPE out of both Lions games if that is true.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/lions-sick-of-being-made-fun-of-sign-robocop-to-team.html
Barry Sanders has no more tears to cry.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
PJD is the best source for honest journalism in the world today.
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Ha! Even more irrelevant, might as well be a dragon or a hammer or some shit.
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-nfl-draft-or-bust-off-vikings-select-ol-david-yankey.html
PS the jerseys are stupid. That 66 just looks ridiculous. Vikings stop trying to make the horn numbers happen, its never gonna happen.
What do you think about "Crocodile Yankey". (It only works if you say it with the Australian accent.) I watched some tape on the dude and I liked it. He seems to be a good run blocker, pulls and gets out front and crushes dudes. Pass protection... well we're not a passing team so who gives a shit. Also I thought I read recently he just became a U.S. citizen. Maybe we traded for him and sent back Mel Gibson.
Makes sense to me.
2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/mike-zimmer-signs-self-to-play-defense.html
Sometimes the dude has like a burst of speed and burns people only to have them slowly catch up. Its like they hit the turbo button or something. Life imitates art for McSpinnon.
2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Damn player! You beat me to Andromeda Pain... I was trying to think of some nicknames after I watched tape on these dudes right after the draft and that was the coolest one I could come up with at the time. My others were very second tier Jurassic Pork, Dongo (like Congo but his dong, in some butts). What I saw on tape was they put this dude everywhere on the d-line and he's good against the pass. He seems to be not as good against the run though.
The only knock on him I could find is poor deep ball accuracy and lack of personality. Hopefully Norv can help him with both. So excite.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Absofuckinglutely! I think AP may be more important to the development of Teddy Touchdown than anyone else on the team. It'll take the pressure off him and let him grow into the role just like Russel Wilson and Kaepernick have had the opportunity to do. Thanks for the fantastic post, this needs to be out in the football interwebs.
I'm harder than trigonometry right now.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/teddy-bridgewater-and-cordarrelle-patterson-making-friends.html
Agreed. I'm not thrilled but I gotta believe Zimmers got a plan.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/vikings-draft-olb-anthony-barr.html
I think Slick Rick is smoke screening. If we can get a third round pick for him in the draft I think we take it. But even that may be too high to ask for as there are still supposed to be some workable QB's available at that time.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/freeponder.html
"I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!" said Zack Mettenberger before he smoked a bunch of weed before the combine, probably.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Holy shit balls, I haven't laughed that hard when dropping a deuce at work in like forever! Good times. Seriously hilarious article keep up the good work you silly son of a bitch. Also I hope to God Manziel is gone by pick 8 so we don't even have to debate drafting him.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-who-ya-gonna-draft-johnny-manziel.html
Agreed. Bridgewater looks great in game tape and is smart enough to pick up Norvs new confusing offense. The only knock I can see is he doesn't throw a very good deep ball, but I'm sure that can be improved upon.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-who-ya-gonna-draft-teddy-bridgewater.html
I predict 12-4. That's 12 unplanned pregnancies and 4 early terminations. Its gonna be a great year, I can feel it!
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/we-review-the-2014-minnesota-vikings-schedule.html
Also can you imagine the pure hilarity and locker room hijinx that would go on with having Matt Kalil and Khalil Mack on the same roster? Zimmer - "Khalil come over here." Kalil-"But I'm standing right here coach." Zimmer-"Not you, I'm talking to Mack." Kalil-"But my name is Matt!" Zimmer-"Not Matt, Mack!" Then Zimmer punches Ponder in the face and the whole time Norv's vagina neck just quivers in the background.
Good times Vikings, good times...
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Mack is super-stud-#1-A-ok guy.
That would be a beautiful day. Run C.J. run like the wind.
He probably didn't start playing there because of it, but I am certain that the hard salami is the reason why Rodgers is sticking around in Green Bay. I mean what else could it be...?
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/packers-players-so-poor-they-have-to-work-at-mcdonalds.html
With that last picture you just made me believe in the Easter Bunny again. Bless your sou Purple Jesus Easter Bunny.
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/did-the-purple-jesus-get-resurrected-as-a-plush-toy.html
Why did I just go from six to midnight after reading this article?
3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
I was gonna suggest swapping OT and Safety as far as priority wise but then you reminded me of the Kurt Coleman signing. Dude not only has open field tackled AD on multiple occasions, he has also put clown shoes on Percy, dick punched Eli Manning and stole some dudes shoe... Classic Coleman. I think your picks are right on I really like Mosely and think he'd be a huge impact for the Vikings. Ideally we could trade back to the teens and still get him in round 1. If we couldn't trade back I wouldn't be bummed if we took him at 8 though. I think he's a better prospect than Mack.
@PJD @CollegeWolf Lol thats how he broke his arm last year playing for the Lions. He had a pizza on the passenger seat and it started sliding off and he went to grab it and wrecked his truck and broke his arm. Typical lions bullshit you know.
@PJD @spinmcallister The rich get richer my friend.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/vikings-sign-former-eagles-safety-kurt-coleman.html
Our badass special teams just got more badassed.
This unfortunately means less Vikings games for out of towners like me that are too cheap to get Sunday ticket. Fuck it, looks like its the bar again for me, you win this round commissioner.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Hopefully Spielman pulls some Draft Day Kevin Costner shit and makes some magic happen. I just hope they can move back a little bit in the first and grab maybe like another 3rd round pick (I think we'd have like 37 3rd rounders then). Then we could get CJ Mosely without having to worry about overdrafting. If Mack isn't there at 8 I think Mosely is the guy that could impact the Vikings the most out of this draft. Need and talent wise.
Just looked through the link to the pictures of the training camp. The second to last one there are all female judges with like one dude judge, looks like a total perv. So jealous...
Brad Childress that silly goose. Nice work on this one.
@spinmcallister The game I meant was LSU/Alabama, Zach looked bad. Can't handle pressure, threw what should have been 4 ints, stares his receivers down. Great tape for Mosely though dude was EVERYWHERE! Also I went back and did watch LSU/Auburn and Zach looked pretty bad there too. I hope the Mettenberger rumor is just a smoke screen, maybe the Raiders will pick him up and save us the trouble.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/are-the-vikings-angling-to-draft-zach-mettenberger.html
Mettenberger is a tough sell unless they wait to get him with one of their third round picks. Watched some tape of I think LSU/Auburn and he didn't look that great, plus he just got hurt too I believe. I think if we can trade back a little in the first and grab Mosely, then McCarron round 2 we'll be in fantastic shape. Still leaves 2 3rd round picks (maybe 3 with the trade back) for db's, maybe a guard or a defensive end within the this guy may work out range. But for now in Zim (and Norv) I trust.
Minnesota Vikings fans are craftier than you give them credit for. There's only one way to trick an apex predator like Jared Allen, with hubris. If he shows up and the purple and gold cheer him, hold up signs that say, " We Love You Jared!", "JA 69's My Heart," and "Cutler Eats Shit for Breakfast." The rage from getting dumped by his one true love will turn into regret that he didn't just give them the hometown discount and play out his diminishing years like a war hero. His tears will then turn to frozen icicles of shame on that big beautiful Burt Reynolds mug of his. We gonna get you so good Jared...
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/minnesota-nice-or-not-when-jared-allen-returns.html
I also agree wearing one uniform that is just one color is for chumps.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/linval-jospeh-finds-inspiration-in-fat-pat-williams.html
Wolverine as the mike. No one throws over the middle anymore.
3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/breaking-news-captain-america-signs-with-minnesota-vikings.html
That Jerome Simpson, always rolling everything into joints and trying to smoke it... What a character.
4 months ago on NFL Rules No Goalpost Dunking, But Where Will It Stop?!
Investigative journalism at its finest! Hopefully PJD can uncover if we have any other secret immortals on the team, maybe Thor or Captain America or someting? Though I have to admit I'm a little disappointed that Vlad looks nothing like Gary Oldman did in the movies.
4 months ago on Vikings Sign Dracula to Offensive Line
@CollegeWolf Vlad the Inhaler...
Today is Purple Christmas. Shame on you for not making an A.D. post on his birthday!
4 months, 1 week ago on Corey Wootton Comes Full Circle, Signs With Vikings