Bio not provided
My pants tingle for Kendricks.
11 hours, 13 minutes ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2015-articles/2015-who-ya-gonna-draft-paul-dawson.html
I'm hoping they target Clint Boling (guard from Bengals), Brian Hoyer and Niles Paul on offense. Defense would be amazing if they could spend the money on McCourty and Worilds. I also heard a rumor about Terrance Knighton which would make for an interesting DT rotation along with Floyd, Tom Johnson (if they can re-sign) and Joseph. That almost sounds like too much talent at one position.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2015-articles/2015-vikings-free-agency-offensive-predictions.html
I get the satire, but I think its just a matter of trying to make the best of a bad situation. And to hear Zimmer talk he truly gives a shit about AP and wants him to be happy whether he's here or not.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2015-articles/vikings-actively-trying-get-worse-trading-adrian-peterson.html
You know Randy Moss and Adrian Peterson are both going in the H.O.F.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2015-articles/vikings-pretty-well-drafting-hall-fame-players.html
With a solid fullback, that Kevin Hart could be a game-changer. He's like a Danny Woodhead with snappy comebacks.
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2015-articles/adrian-peterson-foot-racing-comedian-kevin-hart.html
@PJD .. just trolling the trolls. If you watch closely you can actually see the implosion beginning in GB. It will end in flames.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2015-articles/former-viking-letroy-guion-apparently-a-drug-lord.html
You're missing the point. Both Denver and GB had very talented players but lost due to poor coaching. Fox didn't get his players ready properly and McCarthy made really poor in game coaching decisions. When you have that high level of talent GM's won't tolerate poor coaching. Meet you here in a year when McCarthy is on the hot seat.
Denver set the precedent this year with canning a coach who squanders talent. The slide has already begun, this time next year it will be an all out tailspin. Thompson's ego won't allow all the talent he has acquired on the team go to waste.
You did watch the game against the Seahawks right? He single-handed was responsible for the loss. He had the NFL MVP on his team and didn't trust him to keep the score out of reach. McCarthy fired his special teams coordinator as a scapegoat. Thompson is smart and isn't buying it he's going to take the play calling away from McCarthy. This loss in confidence up top trickles down.
You should watch the video again and see what he actually says instead of what you want him to say.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@DekeRivers It's like they just can't stop making bad decisions in Green Bay from the head coach on down the line. Ted Thompson needs to take a hard look at McCarthy and see if he is really the person he wants to lead his team.
@11NFLtitles 4SuperBowls Such hate, did you just switch to non-fat dairy products?
@DekeRivers Pretty sure he meant that was the best year of his life.
We'll never forget you Bert.
One small correction. There is no such thing as an awful robot celebration. All robot celebrations are by definition awesome.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2015-articles/2014s-top-minnesota-vikings-celebrations.html
@CollegeWolf How the heck do I get an invite to the PJD FFL?
4 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/vikings-vs-dolphins-mushroom-stamp-winner.html
Vikings QB didn't pass for over 300 yards. But the good news is this: last year we got two HC's fired, ours and Detroit's, now we have the opportunity to get two more fired, Miami's and Chicago's! Its like we are the meth of the NFL and thats just good old American fun.
4 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/pjds-week-15-recap-how-to-become-the-new-lions.html
Maybe the thrill of Jeff Locke holding his balls for him has worn off. How do we get the passion back between these two?
4 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/vikings-vs-lions-mushroom-stamp-winner.html
@James Scott1 To be fair he got the mushroom stamp in week 3 more or less as a scapegoat. The hit he put on the QB which changed the complexion of the game shouldn't have been called a penalty.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/r-words-vs-vikings-mushroom-stamp-winner.html
Don't worry bros we're in rebuilding mode. We got rid of lots of old dead weight in the offseason and we've got lots of young folks getting up to speed. All our studs especially on defense got old.
6 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
PJD take it easy on Ponder, he's the handsome dumb friend we all hung out with in HS that had a really kind heart but was kind of dopey, BUT HE'S STILL OUR FRIEND.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/acting-cordial-talking-vikings-vs-packers-with-total-packers.html
Was not disappoint with the Rodgers joke! PJD, you crazy!
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/where-i-prep-teddy-bridgewater-for-a-packers-game.html
OK PJDbro, lets clear the air. I was wrong on Barr, dude is solid as my wang right now. That being said I am so proud of Teddy Touchdown, especially since I was leading the hype train early. But wait, there's more back slapping and ass grabbery; do you realize 4 of your top 5 players are in the 1st or 2nd year (and shit Harrison Smith is only his 3rd year)? We got some badass mofo's for years to come! Now I'm not saying we've won shit yet, but if we were living in China we'd all be calling this shit a dynasty right now.
P.S. I came here for some sick ass Rodgers jokes, you better make some Rodgers jokes.
6 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Well here's a stat you'd never think you'd read. Last year QBs targeting Josh Robinson had a passer rating of 127.0, so far this year they have a rating of 0.0. Theres PJDo's and PJDon'ts this kind sir is a Do.
7 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
I had even forged friendships with Jets fans during the week last week over possibly helping each other out (Vikes beat Pats, Jets beat Pack) and out of some sense of solidarity. I'm so disappointed in our team and ashamed of myself for allying with Jets fans.... Jets fans. What have I become.
8 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/uncategorized/axe-them-all-53-man-roster-predictions.html
Rookie move Andersen. Pessimism is reserved for week 4.
8 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@CollegeWolf Lol, at least we're not Lions fans.
I see what you did there, and I liked it. Teddy Throwsavelt for President!
@PJDlady Yes you are the only one. But you're probably a really good bowler, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.
OMG PJD comedy gold! You're beautiful never change.
So salty PJD don't start getting crazy yet, pace yourself. We've got lots of anger and football rage to look forward to this year still.
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@CollegeWolf agreed Wolfenstein GoG is hilarious.
I wonder if he just gave the sword magical powers now. It is now longsword of +2 accuracy.
Ahhh yiss. Perfect time to bust out my AD/X-Men fanfic. ...And then Professor X looked over to coach Zimmer and said, "What an extraordinary team you've got there Zim, can't believe they finished last in the division." And coach Zimmer turns and looks back at the professor and says, "Don't fucking sass me q-ball, or AD's gonna make your squad as dead as those legs you drag around in that wheelchair." The Professor and the coach eyes' were locked in a steely embrace that threatened to tear apart their fragile alliance. Just then a voice chimes in from the back of the room, "Lol bros anybody up for ordering pizza?" Coach Zimmer and Professor X slowly turn and in unison mutter, "Goddamnit Ponder." Then AD, Wolverine and Cyclops walk out of the room as Ponder starts making fart noises with his armpit.
9 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
You had me at, "Hey 29..."
9 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@PJD @spinmcallister Nope that'd benefit Ponder and hurt Teddy.
I came here for neck vagina references, where are the neck vagina references?
CollegeWolf, quick. Ponder, Bridgewater and Cassel. You make to marry one, fuck one and kill one. Ready.... go!
That crazy sumbitch Jack Nicholson was right, I can't handle the truth.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
RIP K-Will, your spirit lives on inside all of us.
10 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
@PJD @spinmcallister I like your style PJD
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/if-ponder-played-shirtless-he-wouldnt-be-in-this-situation.html
So does this mean that every time I take off my shirt I'm now wearing a Ponder jersey?
I hear Robocop can analyze your blood's THC content from just your sweat. Jerome Simpson gonna straight NOPE out of both Lions games if that is true.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/lions-sick-of-being-made-fun-of-sign-robocop-to-team.html
Barry Sanders has no more tears to cry.
10 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
PJD is the best source for honest journalism in the world today.
11 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
Ha! Even more irrelevant, might as well be a dragon or a hammer or some shit.
11 months ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/2014-nfl-draft-or-bust-off-vikings-select-ol-david-yankey.html
PS the jerseys are stupid. That 66 just looks ridiculous. Vikings stop trying to make the horn numbers happen, its never gonna happen.
What do you think about "Crocodile Yankey". (It only works if you say it with the Australian accent.) I watched some tape on the dude and I liked it. He seems to be a good run blocker, pulls and gets out front and crushes dudes. Pass protection... well we're not a passing team so who gives a shit. Also I thought I read recently he just became a U.S. citizen. Maybe we traded for him and sent back Mel Gibson.