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I was gonna suggest swapping OT and Safety as far as priority wise but then you reminded me of the Kurt Coleman signing. Dude not only has open field tackled AD on multiple occasions, he has also put clown shoes on Percy, dick punched Eli Manning and stole some dudes shoe... Classic Coleman. I think your picks are right on I really like Mosely and think he'd be a huge impact for the Vikings. Ideally we could trade back to the teens and still get him in round 1. If we couldn't trade back I wouldn't be bummed if we took him at 8 though. I think he's a better prospect than Mack.
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@PJD @CollegeWolf Lol thats how he broke his arm last year playing for the Lions. He had a pizza on the passenger seat and it started sliding off and he went to grab it and wrecked his truck and broke his arm. Typical lions bullshit you know.
@PJD @spinmcallister The rich get richer my friend.
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Our badass special teams just got more badassed.
This unfortunately means less Vikings games for out of towners like me that are too cheap to get Sunday ticket. Fuck it, looks like its the bar again for me, you win this round commissioner.
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Hopefully Spielman pulls some Draft Day Kevin Costner shit and makes some magic happen. I just hope they can move back a little bit in the first and grab maybe like another 3rd round pick (I think we'd have like 37 3rd rounders then). Then we could get CJ Mosely without having to worry about overdrafting. If Mack isn't there at 8 I think Mosely is the guy that could impact the Vikings the most out of this draft. Need and talent wise.
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Just looked through the link to the pictures of the training camp. The second to last one there are all female judges with like one dude judge, looks like a total perv. So jealous...
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Brad Childress that silly goose. Nice work on this one.
@spinmcallister The game I meant was LSU/Alabama, Zach looked bad. Can't handle pressure, threw what should have been 4 ints, stares his receivers down. Great tape for Mosely though dude was EVERYWHERE! Also I went back and did watch LSU/Auburn and Zach looked pretty bad there too. I hope the Mettenberger rumor is just a smoke screen, maybe the Raiders will pick him up and save us the trouble.
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Mettenberger is a tough sell unless they wait to get him with one of their third round picks. Watched some tape of I think LSU/Auburn and he didn't look that great, plus he just got hurt too I believe. I think if we can trade back a little in the first and grab Mosely, then McCarron round 2 we'll be in fantastic shape. Still leaves 2 3rd round picks (maybe 3 with the trade back) for db's, maybe a guard or a defensive end within the this guy may work out range. But for now in Zim (and Norv) I trust.
Minnesota Vikings fans are craftier than you give them credit for. There's only one way to trick an apex predator like Jared Allen, with hubris. If he shows up and the purple and gold cheer him, hold up signs that say, " We Love You Jared!", "JA 69's My Heart," and "Cutler Eats Shit for Breakfast." The rage from getting dumped by his one true love will turn into regret that he didn't just give them the hometown discount and play out his diminishing years like a war hero. His tears will then turn to frozen icicles of shame on that big beautiful Burt Reynolds mug of his. We gonna get you so good Jared...
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I also agree wearing one uniform that is just one color is for chumps.
2 weeks ago on
Wolverine as the mike. No one throws over the middle anymore.
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That Jerome Simpson, always rolling everything into joints and trying to smoke it... What a character.
3 weeks ago on NFL Rules No Goalpost Dunking, But Where Will It Stop?!
Investigative journalism at its finest! Hopefully PJD can uncover if we have any other secret immortals on the team, maybe Thor or Captain America or someting? Though I have to admit I'm a little disappointed that Vlad looks nothing like Gary Oldman did in the movies.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Vikings Sign Dracula to Offensive Line
@CollegeWolf Vlad the Inhaler...
Today is Purple Christmas. Shame on you for not making an A.D. post on his birthday!
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Corey Wootton Comes Full Circle, Signs With Vikings
@PJD @spinmcallister For better or worse at least Chris Cook saw some time on the field. I wouldn't say he "earned" his paycheck, but he at least wasn't getting paid to play grabass on the sidelines. Hilarious article by the way, keep up the good work!
3 weeks, 6 days ago on What Secrets Will Letroy Guion Tell the Packers?
That loveable sumbitch may just be addition by subtraction. Now if only we can get the Packers to waste a roster spot on Joe Web for the next three years....
I'm hoping if he falls to us at 8 we trade back and go defense 1st rd, Mosely, maybe. Then take McCarron round 2. Bama draft it will be.
4 weeks ago on Teddy Bridgewater's Poor Pro Day Makes Him Perfect Fit for Vikings
It wasn't even a cheap contract. $5 mil for 2 years? Thanks Obama...
1 month ago on Vikings Temper Fan Free Agency Excitement, Re-Sign Charlie Johnson
Lol don't feel too bad, I didn't think of it either. It came from the lips of The Captain himself. I watched an interview with him yesterday, behind the helmet I think it was called. They did it back when he was with the Panthers, its a little more in-depth than the Paul Allen one.
1 month ago on Let's All Agree on a Captain Munnerlyn Nickname
I gotta go with Captain Crunch. Watch some clips, this dude blitzes from the slot like a madman, love it!