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I hope Nicolas Cage plays him after they make this into a movie where Griffen brings home the championship to Minnesota while saving the world from the Minotaur's undead legions.
1 hour, 29 minutes ago on Vikings Shore Up Defense By Signing Mythic Griffen Beast
@CollegeWolf Yeah me too. Vick seems the bolder move, with more big play ability but he had lots of turn overs lately. Looks like they want to play it safe with Cassel. Lots of mock drafts lately have had one of the top 3 qb's falling to Vikings at 8, so maybe thats something. This signing feels a little meh.
22 hours, 48 minutes ago on Roster Moves: Vikings Re-Sign Matt Cassel
RIP GC, we'll never forget your haunting smile.
4 days ago on Seattle Seahawks Excited About New Potential Receiver Greg Childs
@CollegeWolf Healthy Vick would be an upgrade over Ponder or Cassell or even a Voltron like combination of the two. That would also allow us to go QB in the 2nd or 3rd round in the draft and get a guy to develop as opposed to reaching for a guy that we would have to start immediately.
4 days, 23 hours ago on Chris Cook, Jared Allen to Test Free Agency, Matt Cassel to Houston?
He he he, murderer's row. I see what you did there.
4 days, 23 hours ago on Shocking News: John Carlson Getting Released, Probably
Who are these people?
6 days, 22 hours ago on What if the Timberwolves Were Minnesota Vikings?
Hes more machine than man now PJD. Childs Please, we now have 2 Cordarrelles on the roster. They have identical heights, broad jump scores, vertical jumps scores and Childs Play was a tad slower on his 40 time 4.53 compared to 4.42. But the dude was repping 225 bench press 19 times 2 years ago at the combine and he's been doing nothing but working out since then. Meaning we now have our own personal Robocop that is strong as shit to battle for the jump balls. Peace out Jerome, bye bye Joe Joe the Childs Prodigy is back like a jump kick to the face!
1 week ago on Is Greg Childs on His Way Back?
I like it. This could have been published in theonion.com. Nice work.
1 week, 5 days ago on New Vikings Renovations Include Turning Downtown into a Snow-Mageddon
PJD don't like in the state anymore. So could you do me a solid and drive down there and punch that pile a rubble for me? Maybe sneak behind a construction fence, take a little tinkle on all our broken dreams? Thanks, I'll owe you one.
2 weeks ago on The Metrodome Explodes, and Buries Our Horrible Nightmares
@AlexGSharp Carter also pointed out a truth Seattle has no number one receiver. The 3 years Baldwins been on the team no one has been close to 1000 yards receiving. Baldwin was ranked what number 44 in the league this season in receiving yards (778) with 5 touchdowns? The guys above and below him on the list Thomas and Welker had 12 td's and 10 td's respectfully.
As for Percy, he is your headache now, migraine actually. Here's another truth, Seattle paid Percy $4.9 million for 5 catches 43 yards(including post season) with 1 td (returning). That's almost a million dollars a catch. Not per touchdown, per catch! He's gonna make $13.4 this coming up season. I hope you guys get your money's worth again this year.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Doug Baldwin (Who?) Thinks He's Better Than Cris Carter
I wonder if he included the reservoir deep below the dome in which our near frozen tears are harvested to keep a genetically cloned Bud Grant alive. Only to one day awaken and bring about the zombie apocalypse only known as "The Rise of the Purple People Eaters." If only we would have realized the hubris of what we had done with our dominant teams of the 1960's. The world will end before the Vikings ever win a Superbowl, as it has been foretold by the demon spawn Al Davis. Yet there is still hope; through Purple Jesus all things are possible.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Behold the Glory of the Metrodome in Minecraft
Man wish I wouldn't have read this. I have always thought Seattle's receivers were a-holes; Tate, Rice, Harvin and now Baldwin. I looked up the rest of the quote regarding Carter and saw lots of Carter hate out there, which I thought was unfounded until I saw some of the stuff associated with him. This one really got me.
"Carter's most selfish act came
in 2003, when Bill Brown was supposed to be inducted into the Vikings'
Ring of Honor. Carter told then-owner Red McCombs he wanted to be
inducted that year, so Brown was bumped to 2004. Brown had been looking
forward to the 2003 induction because his wife was ill with diabetes and
Brown wanted her to see him have his day. Brown's wife died before his
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Doug Baldwin (Who?) Thinks He's Better Than Cris Carter
Hilarity ensues with the Lions logo, love the description. Did you see the Dolphins logo? It looks like a tranny Dolphin wearing lipstick and fishnet stalkings, guess it would be pretty intimidating to see that shit roll onto the field. Reminds me of Buffalo Bob from Joe Dirt, freaky!
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Vikings Redesigns: NFC North Goes Heavy Metal
@acjohnson2 @PJD@ndmoverI agree I want to go defense first pick also. Carr will be it thats left at 8 for QB and I think the guy is second round talent. The key is if Spielman can do what he said he wants to do and get more picks. Trading back would be a great move. LB talent pool is pretty deep and there is some good secondary talent to be had in round 2 also. Same can be said for QB's. Fact is one big name first round talent won't right the ship. There's a lot of holes that will need to be fixed in the draft as well as free agency. We'll at least have some cash to spend on some proven veterans, Alterraun Verner anyone?
2 weeks, 6 days ago on New Vikings OC Norv Turner Already on Hot Seat
@PJD @spinmcallister I guess public awareness is not at the level it should be. There's really only one solution... PJD Presents NECK VAG WEEK hosted by Bryant "Okra Patch" McKinney.
3 weeks ago on New Vikings OC Norv Turner Already on Hot Seat
There may be no limit to my appreciation of the fact that you have an entire category called Norv Turner's Neck Vagina. God bless America and God bless Purple Jesus Diaries.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on New Vikings OC Norv Turner Already on Hot Seat
Dang $175 seems cheap. Think he does birthdays or pizza parties?
3 weeks, 3 days ago on VIKTOR the VIKING Brings Your Lady a Valentines Delivery
I give this article an A for effective use of the word ziggurat. Also is the bear a Panda, or just stoned? Its kind of making a smoking Jay Cutler face.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Vikings Redesigns: Vikings - Everywhere You Want to Be
With dudes like Norv Turner (kinda reminds me of the coach in Waterboy played by the Fonz), Akey (Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds) and Priefer (no good analogy, maybe the stapler guy from office space) all coached by Zimmer I am sort of getting a Bad News Bears kind of vibe from the team. And goddamn if I am not loving it!
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Vikings New Defensive Line Coach Robb Akey is a Bad Ass
Always thought Dennis Green could build amazing teams, his only problem was coaching. If Spielman shits the bed this year I say Dennie Green Vikings GM for 2015!
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Let's Watch Vikings vs. Packers, 1998