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So many dead zones. Looks like a case for Anthony Micheal Hall.
3 years ago on Silver Surfer
@lancep2011 The good people at Newgrounds should give a dot dot dot-esque re-enactment
3 years ago on Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
This should have been endorsed by Bombay Sapphire
3 years ago on SUNDAY COMICS: Monster Funnies by Mike Matei
The platforming and jump recognition reminds me of the terminator game on nes. There's no need for jumps to be that precise. Either the sprites should've been smaller or the platforms should have been larger. Now I'M getting mad at this game
3 years ago on Wizard of Oz
Always a fan of a good commentary
3 years ago on Festers Quest Commentary
I just applied to the University of Suck My Dick
3 years ago on I Come In Peace (1990)
If this is any indication of the level of professionalism we'll see in the AVGN movie...my god
3 years, 1 month ago on MR. BUCKET
I'd be more starstruck meeting Tom Savini than I would be meeting most A-list actors
3 years, 1 month ago on Celebrity pics
That poor kid was just left in "the game world"
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: Cheetahmen
I had a horror movie history course and we never touched on the hammer films, let alone the quatermass trilogy. Should've saved my $, I've learned so much more through Cinemassacre.
3 years, 1 month ago on The Quatermass Trilogy
Tomb, womb, zoom. I would've hired Mr. Victor Max on the spot after that.
3 years, 1 month ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster
"what a wonderful game." even after 100+ episodes and the better production quality over the last few years, this and the freddy episodes are 2 of the best directed/edited episodes
3 years, 1 month ago on Friday the 13th
This review is almost as angry as the review of the controls for batman forever! I always gave up with the 1st set of rings so knowing that there is at least 2 more ring courses squashes all curiosity I had of the rest of the game
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: Superman 64
Laughin' Jokin' Numb Nuts' Greatest Hits...has the word 'greatest' been redefined recently?
3 years, 1 month ago on Interview on VideoGameAuctions
I remember I made a lot of DIY pogs from some of those issues. What a waste. Ah those days walking home from school and seeing the mailbox lid stick up just a little more than usual because there was a new magazine in there...
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: Nintendo Power
I wished I could've seen reviews of chopping mall, cutting class, or any of the sleepaway camps (either mike or james has the same white, bloodstained boxset that I have lol) but I was pleased with the cult selections...this one being my favorite.
3 years, 1 month ago on Fright Night (1985)
I used to cram about 20min of Super Empire Strikes Back in before leaving the house to just make the bell of my 6th grade homeroom, and that the mood of my day was determined by if I made progress or not.
3 years, 1 month ago on Contra Memories
Having just recently played Arkham Asylum and seeing some of City, I don't think the question should be "will Nolan's 3rd be as good as the dark knight?" but rather, "will the new movie be as good as the games?" But I like batman in all mediums. The (newer) games are great, the Burton/Nolan era movies are great, the animated series was/is incredible, the comics are stunning...hell, I found a viewmaster that had slides of the old batman cartoons that were pretty good. Gushing aside, when begins came out I too was crushed by the scarecrow's limited screentime and liam neeson's blandness (Ghul was a nice comic shout-out). Scarecrow was represented well in the Asylum though so I'll always have that at least.
3 years, 1 month ago on Bat-a-thon Part 3
"where is dj?"
3 years, 1 month ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles
One of the best movie franchisesOne of the best reviewsOne of the best title cards
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: Star Wars
Sounds like the t-rex said "Vega." That or I just wish he did
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: Spielberg Games
A game as Koll as the other side of the pillow
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: Kid Kool
It's like "The Room" of videogames
3 years, 1 month ago on Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
The face in microsurgeon looks a lot like the album cover of The Anniversary's "Designing a Nervous Breakdown." Speaking of covers, nice take on foreigner
3 years, 1 month ago on Doublevision Part 1 - Intellivision
He looks like a mix between a power ranger and a vr trooper
3 years, 1 month ago on Infra-man (1975)
Yeah MST3K laid into this one pretty good. But I wouldnt have watched it had it not been reviewed here
3 years, 1 month ago on Laserblast (1978)
"I am the bat" -- Hank Venture
3 years, 1 month ago on Batman Part 1
I still have a VHS copy. Haven't decided its fate yet...
3 years, 1 month ago on TMNT 3 Movie Review
I rented this one weekend because they were out of copies of T2. Serendipitous?
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: Lester the Unlikely
This should have been called superBAD...oh...right.
3 years, 1 month ago on Supergirl (1984)
Dir en grey (japanese band) used this movie as their background footage during a show I saw at the Troc! (philly)
3 years, 1 month ago on House (1977)