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@f5alcon @seth_22 @L0rv I was trying to spoof the saying: "the lottery is a tax on the poor"
1 day, 1 hour ago on Friday Bolts – 10.24.14
@f5alcon @seth_22 @L0rv I was being sarcastic
@L0rv Insurance is just a tax on idiots
@Johnny Thunder If Durant, Westbrook & Ibaka were just joining the same team this off-season they would be top 3 in their rankings. Simmons has beef with the Thunder and that's fine. I think he enjoys watching the Thunder just looking for things to mock.
2 days, 22 hours ago on Lessons from preseason
@GREENE1148 that looks photoshopped
3 days, 5 hours ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.22.14
@ I’m out man. Y’all n***** trippin’ @propsizzle While it's annoying to keep hearing about it, if the Thunder had kept Harden that team would have been a dynasty. I'm not sold on the assumption that Harden wanted to stay. Also, the Thunder could not offer what the Rockets could. My guess is that Harden didn't want to be traded, he probably preferred to play out the last year of his contract with the Thunder and then move on to a massive contract with his own team.
Most telling quote from KD: I’m just blessed it happened early in the season where I can get past it and hopefully by December I’ll be ready to play.
He has a date in mind.
4 days, 2 hours ago on Kevin Durant says he’s not going to rush back to the court
@Perk-Punt @Julius F Wrek I wonder how many points KD would average if they allowed him to play with the scooter in actual games? I'm guessing about 15-20ppg.
5 days ago on Monday Bolts – 10.20.14
@McLasch @Webster81 I would be, that was an awesome moment.
1 week, 1 day ago on Preseason Thoughts: Pelicans 120, Thunder 86
@okcjim His pre-season is no indication of his regular season...he will be much better. #justgettingwarmedup
1 week, 2 days ago on The Side Part: Plates filled with crow
@Grolgar Harden would come off the bench
@El Prez Do you go to many games? If so, would you mind if they shortened the schedule a bit yet raised the prices per game (along with concessions)?
edit: this is assuming that a major reason for the owners being against shortening the season would be lost revenue from fewer games.
1 week, 2 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.15.14
From the NewsOk Thunder Notebook:
Anthony Morrow has scored 50 points on 28 shots this preseason. Jeremy Lamb has scored 53 points, but needed 48 shots.
I think this means we need to play Lamb more because he has more points #numbersneverlie
I'm going to get my opinion in early...I disagree with Steven Adams trade in a couple years.
1 week, 3 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.15.14
@Perk has a lot of value Numbers never lie
@OBoy (LaFamilia) Wait, is Jordan wearing sweatpants in the logo? How did I miss this?
@Durants Shimmy Over...assuming they don't rest him
1 week, 3 days ago on Preseason Thoughts: Thunder 117, Grizzlies 107
@UselessHuestis REPORT: KD's injury is fake they are just auditioning Reggie to expand their trade possibilities, learning from the mistakes they made with the Harden trade.
They even made up the "Jones" fracture to make fun of PJ3 before realizing it was a real thing.
1 week, 4 days ago on Tuesday Bolts – 10.14.14
@anonymous12345 @seth_22 @Divine Mortal I wonder how many minutes he would have received there? Also, their FPP would have been even crazier than their already unprecedented rate.
FPP= Flops per possession
@anonymous12345 @seth_22 @Divine Mortal Agreed, and playing 2 bigs too much and other reasons that were probably larger. I'm just remembering what I considered a major injury back then compared to a truly major injury that we deal with now.
@Divine Mortal I actually do...in fact I remember thinking that if Maynor didn't get injured the Thunder may have beat the Heat in the finals
@Divine Mortal thanks, i'm a urologist...always my first question
2 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 10.10.14
does anyone have a good stream?
@anonymous12345 first to respond to this gets tickets to the game for $16 each: http://www.stubhub.com/dallas-mavericks-tickets/dallas-mavericks-dallas-american-airlines-center-10-10-2014-9108951/
@Perk has a lot of value Magic Johnson
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Friday Bolts – 10.10.14
@durantulous A championship will change all of that.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Thursday Bolts – 10.9.14
@d21 Reggie Jackson will never be the starting PG as long as McGary is on the team.
@SeinfeldOKC @King of Carrot Flowers the third So per an actual 48 minute NBA game they are projecting the Thunder at 213 points.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.8.14
@Thunderchick2010 Do we need to have our Western Conference standings picks in before the Reggie Jackson trade?
@Perk has a lot of value You owe me a new computer monitor, I just punched mine
@Durants Shimmy Never leave a playoff game early, you risk the chance of missing the best possible outcome that going to a playoff game promises.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Tuesday Bolts – 10.7.14
@Durants Shimmy was there as well, there was a lady in my section screaming at people leaving: "there's still 40 seconds left!" Although KD hit a 3 quickly after so I'm not sure if anybody really left the building yet.
Skip Bayless' hot takes template: https://medium.com/the-cauldron/monday-nfl-hangover-week-5-38990d1044d2
2 weeks, 4 days ago on A Brave New World: What the NBA’s massive new TV deal means for OKC’s future
All this Reggie talk makes me wonder what Eric Maynor's been up to lately.
@OBoy (LaFamilia) @seth_22 @Marko (Lacoste baby) It's weird, seems like that form would be less effective with someone in the area. If he is open all the time like we are assuming maybe its a non issue.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Monday Bolts – 10.6.14
@Marko (Lacoste baby) He jumps forward quite a bit on his jumpshot.
@King of Carrot Flowers the third Jay Feely's twitter feed was funny yesterday:
@King of Carrot Flowers the third He is working out with the Lions tomorrow along with Jay Feely
@cemitten Best case scenario is KD & Russ kick a couple bad habits and don't hope for Roberson to bail them out. I do think Serge covered for more shortcomings than Thabo and he is still around.
My ESPN sources tell me that the NBA season will start this month
@okcjim @seth_22 @El Prez He also raved about Perk taking 15 ft jumpers as they barely hit the rim.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Godspeed, Panda
@Julius F Wrek @seth_22 @El Prez I will admit, Roberson with a jump shot would be incredible.
@El Prez I think play by play man Brian Davis is in the Roberson faction. Heard him on the radio comparing his development to Kawhi Leonard. Either Brian Davis is crazy (likely) or the Thunder may just have an 80 win team this year.
@Barry Amenema He's correct.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Friday Bolts – 10.3.14
I think Kevin Durant gets more of a pass than most superstars in the past have and I think its refreshing. His character is amazing and his results on the court have been great as well. In order to hate on him you have to be a contrarian like Skip Bayless most the time he's making illogical arguments.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Keeping Kevin Durant in perspective
@Durants Shimmy I really wanted the Thunder to draft Dieng with the 12th pick
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Thursday Bolts – 10.2.14
ESPN Gives On-Air Personalities List Of 6 Pre-Approved Opinions
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.1.14
@L0rv Best line of the article to answer the question: "why does Brooks play Fisher so much?"
So when they coach a guy like Fisher late in his
career, they are really justifying their own playing careers.
@DTVirgin @SeinfeldOKC Royce
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.1.14