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@SpacemanSpliff Great more of this. Spaceman Spiff sounds like a 13 year old troller. Today is really thick with em.
Okay Spaceman, I'll give you one chance to challenge your statement. Why does it rule. Can you tell us why. We all would like to here it. What true moment of brilliance brought you all the way here just for lion king.
As now representatives of trollers every were, we are looking for your answer.
2 years, 10 months ago on Sonic Memories
@screenwavemedia Thank you.
Wow I haven't seen so many trolls on this site before. Many posts were deleted due to bad posters. Haters will be haters I suppose. I can only assume that this influx of people are coming from game trailers.com. Because of this vary simple personal vid. Unless I missed something. I can see why people would want you to review the crappy sonic games. Not only are they plenty but there famous among original fans for being shit stains on the gaming market.
SEGA just stopped caring about sonic after the Dreamcast died. (Sad face)
He's trollin................ who cares @Chris Bores
2 years, 10 months ago on Eragon (2006)
Okay.....................anger much @Chris Bores
He's poking at the movie not the books. The books were more full and original.
The movie was turned into this knock off. Although Mike was wrong, Christopher Paolini wrote the books not the movie that was Peter Buchman.
This movie seems to be a case of Hollywood taking things into there own hands there greedy greedy hands and taking what liberties they want just to make money.
Despite this flub, it was a well done review. Mike seems to be carving out his nich just fine. Chalk this up to understanding that some things might be touchy for the fans. Expect a lot of e-mails from dejected fans of the book.
I think this is a sign of your current fame. It seems like they just wanted avgn as a cameo. As in they wanted a taste of the Game nerd to help there vid.
Who came up with the idea to make the beginning like saw. Play or die; That was pretty funny.
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN appears in Pop Fiction
You know what...... I'm going to e-mail you a hug.
*_* uncanny silliness factor.
2 years, 10 months ago on Cinemassacre Mailbag #2
The world wide land of 13 year old trollers. Thats youtube, some of those jokes might be funnier if only there writers understood how useful the back space can be.
Thats why I stopped dealing with youtube, just a bunch of young kids showing how the educational standard has falling withing the past few decades.
Next you should do the movie Legend. 80's over the top style to the extreme.......
in an odd sort of way.
2 years, 10 months ago on Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
Mike the B-movie nerd. It seems I really like it when you rate or talk about movies like this. I never herd of this movie or most others you've done, but some how you make the whole concept interesting. You should turn this into a full series giving more time into each episode. I think you could do pretty well.
dude its Howerd the duck lol
2 years, 11 months ago on Generation TMNT 2
I remember when I became a fan. I didn't know about cinemassacre I just like how the nerd made fun of the games I played when I was a wii lad. Then I found the sight and checked out the reviews on all the classic movies and cartoons and it was good. Down with over convoluted cg movies.
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)
Bear batterd fish sounds great......... Now i'm hungry ^v^
2 years, 11 months ago on Mrs Nerd talks about Food
@waldfield Theres a difference between Narrative structurer and Narrative artsie fartsy philosophical symbolic mellow drama.
2001: A space Odyssey was one of those existential shows that focused on meanings more than direct plot.
2 years, 11 months ago on The Quatermass Trilogy
@NightPhoenix read my post below. The bottom port is for the Stellaview.
2 years, 11 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster
Is that kid picking his teeth or his nose. hmmmm. Sounds like things are moving forward. It might have been a rambling but it really does show that things are moving along for you. Thats good. I really wanna see this movie.
2 years, 11 months ago on Nerd Log - Ramblings
On the bottem of a snes. Nope thats were the stellaview would go. Believe it or not but it made the snes on line via a satalite network. They would use radio broadcasts to send a scrambled signal to the Stellaview witch would than decode and make a simple game. Preinternet internet.
As for this silly thing called the Victermax. I did some digging. It turns out the Victermax was made by Stuntmaster Vr company. It was intended for the pc but was then redone to do snes and sega. The cords that James and MIke had were the Sega adapters, not the Snes ones. Go fig sold separately.
Heres a kicker. The man who runs the compeny. The "person" there talking about exists and he still has a compeny and a websight.
http://frerichs.net/index.html This guy shouldn't make games.
There was a ninja turtle in the third movie. No really, they dirtied up one of the original costumes and used it for one of the deadites during the deadite charge. If you look for it and find it you can see its still wearing a bandanna, but you can't tell witch turtle they used.
2 years, 11 months ago on The Evil Dead (1981)
I looked up if there making a 3 and found this fun commercial. Gremlins support the I.T. business.
2 years, 11 months ago on Gremlins 1 & 2
Sort of short, I admit that the first movie was a rather light in terms of plot but why so short dude. That and the hellreiser series spawned many cult crap sequels that deserve a mention. Only rivaled by the Puppet master series in crap cult hits.
2 years, 11 months ago on 25 Hellraiser 1987
That reminds me. There were two movies that I know of that came out based on tales from the crypt. One was good dispute the lower budget while the other just stunk. Evil demons, possessions, and bald dude who could kick chuck Norris's ass. Then vampire sluts. hmmmm.
Good series, I liked the just desserts tales the best.
2 years, 11 months ago on Top 10 Tales From The Crypt Episodes
Yeah the monster kept coming out of the closet and every one had enough. Would you want that coming out of the closet to you.
2 years, 11 months ago on Monster In The Closet (1986)
Donatello vs Homer Simpson
Croc(batman) vs Voltron
Pepe Le pew vs Mothra
The Inhumanoids vs The Justice league
2 years, 11 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles
I'm looking forward to it. Independent films is were many artists get there break even if its just a small one. You guys here at cinemassicre are awsome old school movie buffs not like today. More CG more flash, lets just throw some money at a high paid actor that always works. That kind of thing dominates most of the latest stuff. So i'm looking forward to a movie fan made movie.
2 years, 11 months ago on Nerd Log - Location Scouting
@Jacek I have to admit it seems sad that my first two posts had to be wasted on a ass like you. Okay Picasso do me a starry night 2.0 cg with a Gothic late period influence. Do that then complain. Be a fan and enjoy it don't act like a fan and puss about it.
2 years, 11 months ago on Fan Art Montage
@Jacek wow harsh. Whats this hostility for. Come on guy lets see you back it up instead of just hacking away blindly. Come on lets here it.
2 years, 11 months ago on Trek Trivia (Next Generation)