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Choosy project Mothers choose Jifsus.
4 days, 19 hours ago on Florida Mayoral Candidate Gets Huge Endorsement
Oh no. Looks like "Citizens United" has legs.
1 week ago on Monsanto Wins Supreme Court Battle Against a Farmer
Next feat: vibrating mustache rides!
2 weeks ago on Homeless Stache Dude Gets 3 Gs
Thank God it wasn't a gerbil. Fez would not have been amused.
2 weeks ago on Police Dog Eats Hamster
What, you want to go back to September 10, 2001? Put your red shoes on and click the heels three times whilst saying, "There's no place like home."
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Reacting, or Overreacting, to Terror
That's almost as good as getting herpes together.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on The Budweiser Buddy Cup
If it smells like fish......Who am I trying to kid?
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Got an Umbrella? Don’t Need Pants! (NSFW)
I hope Ronnie didn't run out of the Sirius studios and fall off the wagon, though I wouldn't blame him if he did.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Albert Brooks Opens for Richie Havens 41 Years Ago
Only if you join the Tea Party Patriots before riding.
1 month ago on 42 Must-Ride Rollercoasters
You can only recycle old blues tunes so many ways.
1 month ago on Mick Jagger Claims Fans Don’t Like New Rolling Stones Material
He couldn't stand Toyota's winning again.
1 month ago on Man Shoots Himself At The NRA Sponsored NASCAR Race
Only days ending in "Y"
1 month ago on What Day is Most Popular for Porn?
I'm just glad the Rays have their priorities in order. Kill Steve, Win World Series, move Fez back to Pinellas County.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on The Rays Apologize To Steve Erwin
I like the Porky's sound track.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on She’ll Never Make it on Splash
Will these lesbians be allowed to dance with one another?
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Georgia School Getting It’s First Integrated Prom
Is our boy not satisfied with his 15 minutes of fame 20 years ago?
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Cold Dead Hand with Jim Carrey
Mark Sanchez, come on out!
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Is A Current NFL Player About To Come Out?
@Clover leaf @TwizzlesMcNasty Clover is spot on. I purchase 200 lb hogs from our FFA and 4H students and have them butchered. No salt, no MSG, just clean lean food. And it helps the students pay for college, weed and tattoo's. Everyone wins!
1 month, 3 weeks ago on PETA Protests 14-year-old’s Cow Raffle
@dirtyleft Not in white.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Something That Has Never Been Photographed Before
@Morgan McNasty @fuchubh Put each others dicks down and let's get back to work. Hipsters are waiting for their clothing.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on SXSW 2013 in Pictures