Choosy project Mothers choose Jifsus.
Oh no. Looks like "Citizens United" has legs.
Next feat: vibrating mustache rides!
Thank God it wasn't a gerbil. Fez would not have been amused.
What, you want to go back to September 10, 2001? Put your red shoes on and click the heels three times whilst saying, "There's no place like home."
That's almost as good as getting herpes together.
If it smells like fish......Who am I trying to kid?
I hope Ronnie didn't run out of the Sirius studios and fall off the wagon, though I wouldn't blame him if he did.
Only if you join the Tea Party Patriots before riding.
You can only recycle old blues tunes so many ways.
He couldn't stand Toyota's winning again.
Only days ending in "Y"
I'm just glad the Rays have their priorities in order. Kill Steve, Win World Series, move Fez back to Pinellas County.
I like the Porky's sound track.
Will these lesbians be allowed to dance with one another?
Is our boy not satisfied with his 15 minutes of fame 20 years ago?
Mark Sanchez, come on out!
@Clover leaf @TwizzlesMcNasty Clover is spot on. I purchase 200 lb hogs from our FFA and 4H students and have them butchered. No salt, no MSG, just clean lean food. And it helps the students pay for college, weed and tattoo's. Everyone wins!
@dirtyleft Not in white.
@Morgan McNasty @fuchubh Put each others dicks down and let's get back to work. Hipsters are waiting for their clothing.