Go to YouTube & look for the Red Hot Chili Pipers. In particular, look for their cover of AC/DC's "Thunderstruck".
You're reaching. This would never pass. Currently, Vandy-Ole Miss & UK-MSU are cross division rivalries. There is no quibbling among upper tier teams about this because traditionally, these are the league's bottom feeders in football. Not always, but most of the time. The other current cross-division matchups are fairly well balanced. Auburn-Georgia, Bama-Tenn, Florida-LSU, SC-Ark, and now A&M-Missouri all are competitively balanced where all involved think that they don't have it any better or worse than others. Under your format, several teams would pick up a Vandy or an Ole Miss as a new permanent while someone else might pick up an LSU or a Georgia. The balance disappears and several teams would have a one game scheduling advantage every year. That won't wash. Leave the divisions as they are. Keep the traditional rivalries. Go to a nine game schedule. No one will ever be completely happy, but when you tinker too much you end up with something that either no one likes or doesn't work. Kind of like a large govt program with too many adendums or earmarks.