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 @NicholasPatrick  Look, young Nicholas, James fucked up. Period. When movies do this sort of behind the scenes thing, it is ok because that project is over. You're done immersing yourself in the performance (which includes viewing it as a temporary "proposed reality") and you can move on from the story to the mechanics of the thing. To do this in the middle of an on going series, which is made to appear as a realistic review video series, is dumb and short sighted. The fact is, this is not a movie, it's the opposite really. What it has going for it is it's low budget quality, coupled with James's bad acting, hilariously cheap effects and clumsy monologue which feels very "amateur documentary", in a good way. In the moment, you want to suspend disbelief, you want to believe he hates these games, you want to believe you are watching a socially inept, potty mouth asshole venting impotent rage about a nerdy subject in his parents basement and to quote your God (me): "(It's only a character) I know it is, asshole but, who wants to go see a movie where the director constantly interrupts the film  to make sure the audience keeps ever present in mind how contrived the effort was?" and who wants the actor to break character in the middle of everything and explain the boring details of the production? I understand that you lay face down in bed every night, ass up, praying that Rolfe's cock satisfies your cock craving asshole and for me to question anything he does is tantamount to the multitude of times you felt helplessly humiliated when people confronted you about being such a dick hugging waste of life but, you know, I did it, so continue hating people for being smarter and better than you, you're the champ. The rest of you fatherless rim jobs you cried about my comment should start a therapy group to cope with your irrelevance. Nicholas is your president. Heed your lord!!!

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)

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BOOO!!! Why the hell did he have to release such an unnecessary, up-it's-own-ass,  retrospective behind the scenes look at AVGN already? This is a video that I would expect to come from a fan of AVGN. I feel like James's compulsive need to make films, as he mentioned in this video, has resulted in the assassination of the honest, sincere and overall relatable feeling that those AVGN review videos naturally induced through the nerd character. By deconstructing every detail of character and totally trivializing and demystifying every notable aspect of the process and method, he has left no room for imagination. Now I can't go back and watch those videos and genuinely enjoy them the same way I did before. The effortless, in the moment believability that was successfully achieved initially, has been replaced by this stupid commentating voice, insistently repeating "it's only a character". I know it is, asshole but, who wants to go see a movie where the director constantly interrupts the film  to make sure the audience keeps ever present in mind how contrived the effort was?

For fuck sake, the whole thing came off as some premature, lifetime achievement award acceptance speech.

You ruined my experience with this bullshit. Thanks a lot, James

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)

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Where the fuck are the "rimjob" scenes? Classic case of cutting the wrong parts to make a movie "watchable". I hate you guys. This coulda been a classic.

2 years, 5 months ago on Beer Man (2004)

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You know what's bullshit? The fact that these queefs (Queeves?) don't use correct punctuation in their segment title (See my first sentence for the correct term). Didn't James ridicule a couple games for not using correct spelling, grammar, et cetera in some of his game reviews? James will die painfully on the set of his shitty movie for this blatant, ugly error. Mike will die at his funeral, while sobbing uncontrollably.

2 years, 5 months ago on Shoelaces

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