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Your writing is as graceful as a Kendrick Perkins jumper.

1 year, 4 months ago on Finding Basketball's Future In Its Past

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Your prose is like a DeAndre Jordan free throw.

1 year, 5 months ago on Inseparable

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Otherwise it was great!

2 years, 4 months ago on Trade Deadline: Podcast Paroxysm: Ramble On

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Also, are you guys fucking twelve? What's with the dick-size contest debates and alpha-male-wannabe putdowns?

2 years, 4 months ago on Trade Deadline: Podcast Paroxysm: Ramble On

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Your predilection for calling everyone in the NBA by t heir first name is incredibly insider-y and juvenile. Please fucking stop it.

2 years, 4 months ago on Trade Deadline: Podcast Paroxysm: Ramble On

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Typo in the last item. You mean to say Player B instead of Player A.

2 years, 5 months ago on Mystery Statistics Theater: Small Forward Edition

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This is the best new feature I've seen in an NBA blog in...years.

2 years, 5 months ago on Mystery Statistics Theater: Point Guard Edition

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 years, 5 months ago on All Is Well When We Work

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 years, 5 months ago on All Is Well When We Work

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Because that was my first thought, and then I was, like, NO.

2 years, 5 months ago on All Is Well When We Work

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Is it because it's a fabric tough enough to handle the rigors of his trade?

2 years, 5 months ago on All Is Well When We Work

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Hey, why does Splitter wear denim again? I forgot.

2 years, 5 months ago on All Is Well When We Work

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"Splitter doesn’t wear denim to be fashionable. He wears it because it’s a fabric tough enough to handle the rigors of his trade."

Please, God. No. No.

2 years, 5 months ago on All Is Well When We Work

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