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Your writing is as graceful as a Kendrick Perkins jumper.
9 months ago on Finding Basketball's Future In Its Past
Your prose is like a DeAndre Jordan free throw.
10 months ago on Inseparable
Otherwise it was great!
1 year, 8 months ago on Trade Deadline: Podcast Paroxysm: Ramble On
Also, are you guys fucking twelve? What's with the dick-size contest debates and alpha-male-wannabe putdowns?
Your predilection for calling everyone in the NBA by t heir first name is incredibly insider-y and juvenile. Please fucking stop it.
Typo in the last item. You mean to say Player B instead of Player A.
1 year, 9 months ago on Mystery Statistics Theater: Small Forward Edition
This is the best new feature I've seen in an NBA blog in...years.
1 year, 10 months ago on Mystery Statistics Theater: Point Guard Edition
1 year, 10 months ago on All Is Well When We Work
Because that was my first thought, and then I was, like, NO.
Is it because it's a fabric tough enough to handle the rigors of his trade?
Hey, why does Splitter wear denim again? I forgot.
"Splitter doesn’t wear denim to be fashionable. He wears it because it’s a fabric tough enough to handle the rigors of his trade."
Please, God. No. No.