Your writing is as graceful as a Kendrick Perkins jumper.
Your prose is like a DeAndre Jordan free throw.
Otherwise it was great!
Also, are you guys fucking twelve? What's with the dick-size contest debates and alpha-male-wannabe putdowns?
Your predilection for calling everyone in the NBA by t heir first name is incredibly insider-y and juvenile. Please fucking stop it.
Typo in the last item. You mean to say Player B instead of Player A.
This is the best new feature I've seen in an NBA blog in...years.
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Because that was my first thought, and then I was, like, NO.
Is it because it's a fabric tough enough to handle the rigors of his trade?
Hey, why does Splitter wear denim again? I forgot.
"Splitter doesn’t wear denim to be fashionable. He wears it because it’s a fabric tough enough to handle the rigors of his trade."
Please, God. No. No.