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not that I would care in the slightest what you say, but where I came from it is spelled with a "k"...:P
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN: Street Fighter 2010
Oh yeaaaaaaah! Its that bad
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN: Godzilla
Its awesome how young Mike look in this vid :D
2 years, 10 months ago on Board James 3: Crossfire
@sliphazard what kind of fucked up moron are you? youre supposed to be a film student? yeah right - and I´m the emperor of china
you seriously should change to another school. film making isnt a proper subject for one who barley understand the term film....
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)
@Hugoso the irony is, that the acid is on two-face..
2 years, 10 months ago on Batman Part 2
@necrom23 yeah! who have guessed LJN would be worth something after all?! XD
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)
Wow..! Who have guessed Mrs. Nerd likes Weihenstephan Hefeweizen. That beer is originally brewed in my Hometown and considering the facts that my hometown and yours, Mrs. Nerd is about 20000 miles and across the big lake from each other, makes me happy. Who here in Freising would have dream that this noble drop of Beer is so well known in the US. That makes kinda proud. Thank you, Mrs. Nerd :)
2 years, 11 months ago on Mrs Nerd talks about Food
Yo Mike! Could you do me a favor and do not mock the gorill-vampire anymore? I always wanted to have some poltergeist-pussy too! XD
Thanks in advance and keep the good work up, bro :D
2 years, 11 months ago on Robo Vampire (1988)
Instead you have Ultra Magnus and....ULTRA MAGNUS XD
2 years, 11 months ago on Transformers
youve got lost on your way to the pornstudio? well, thats nothing that would happen to me XD
2 years, 11 months ago on Nerd Log - More Locations
"C´mon, it´s not THAT bad..."
2 years, 11 months ago on A Nightmare On Elm Street
So...where is the nun? huh?
2 years, 11 months ago on Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
@Agent47 its like: what do you expect...its a game where a freakin panda head floats around XD
youre sure youre 13 years old? if you think a lousy drawn wannabe violent cartoon made for lil kids deserves a top ten by the master of "top tenning" than you should think twice if you even should watch things like happy tree friends - or better not miss another kindergarten lesson lol
but anyaway...all I wanted to make clear is - why need a top ten on a series of lousy cartoon clips that allways come down to the same exact things...but what the hell...why I´m tellin you a second time when youre obviously too dumb to understand it the first time...let alone tjhe idiocy to ask for a HTF top ten in the first place :D
2 years, 11 months ago on Top Ten Twilight Zone Episodes
not necessarily! assuming, time travel is not YET possible but sometime will be - why in the holy mother of fuck would anyone be stupid enough to travel backwards in this god forsaken time we call present?
2 years, 11 months ago on Nintendo Days Re-Revisited + BACK TO THE FUTURE Trilogy
trhanks for quoting James wortd by word from his TMNT comic reviwiew, wanker!
@googlejustsucks orange you a fucking idiot?
his question is absolutly legit. I own the tmnt game for nes and guess what - its INOT green...maybe something like a special cart or a repro or just avaible in the US or for limited time only...
@tardjei939 well, pal...hate is a strong word...but l guess southpark said it best:
OMG they raped Indy! XD
2 years, 11 months ago on Top Ten Dumbest Indiana Jones Moments
Congrats! Best stoner impersonation I´ve ever seen :D and dont tell me he was smokin pot. I do, and no - this is just cliche. But still good. Ppl who never did might actually belive its true XD
R.I.P slice a´ bread
2 years, 11 months ago on Cooking With Stoney (2001)
@TheShadowluigi why would he do that? it all comes down to: stab this ones heart, plop that ones eyes out and chop every ones heads off. for what do you need a top ten? Are you like 5 years or so? XD
my personal top urkle moment is when all the winslows play that classic halloween game tellin a creepy story and stuff and urkle pulls dracula through the shit XD
btw...I never did get what urkle finds on laura. myra is soooooo much more gorgeous then her :D
2 years, 11 months ago on Top 20 Urkel Moments
the next karate kid? any chance it is the same karate chick that roundhouse kicks her way into "plumbers dont wear ties"?
2 years, 11 months ago on Karate Kid Trilogy
must you french folks always exaggerate?
2 years, 11 months ago on 1.21 Gigawatts (Redux)
youre right, James. Its like ektoplasm....with just a little bit more cybo XD
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN: Street Fighter 2010
pretty impressive stuff you´ve got sent. Appears that the nerd not just only have the best rants in the www but also the best fans! who´s with me?
2 years, 11 months ago on Fan Art Montage
so, this is hyperreality, eh? so glad blu ray took the cake...
2 years, 11 months ago on Board James 2: Dragonstrike
as much as entertaining as you guys are...this time dark materia steals you guys the show XD
2 years, 11 months ago on Trek Trivia (Next Generation)
@StreetDawg coz no1 gives 2 fukkin´ shits bout correct spellin´
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN: Frankenstein
WOW!! Who had guessed that the Charlesmaster actually would appear in a shoot em up top ten XD
2 years, 11 months ago on Top Ten Shoot Em Ups
If the two of them ever step into the same room, it would cause an paradoxon in the space/time continuum...wait! what I´m talkin about?!
So great, James! Compared to the pure boredom of Star Treck - your Technobnabble at least sound plausible. :D
2 years, 11 months ago on Top Ten Trek Technobabbles
Dont you realise that you sound like an idiot trying to explain an other idiot why youre the dumbest "i know how to pronounce" fuckhead walking on planet earth?
2 years, 12 months ago on Chronologically Confused About The Legend Of Zelda Timeline
@Toyguruman the same exact game was also avaible on SNES - and it was great...so no wondering there XD
2 years, 12 months ago on Battletoads
@Doogrisa oh no shit, sherlock? I´m aware of that. Still he could have taken that effort - months ago - to make new AVGN stuff...
2 years, 12 months ago on Overanalyzers #11 (Muppet Babies)
Ialways liked Deathstalker. Sure their not the best movies ever made but still...
I mean, how could you go wrong with violence and sex? :D
2 years, 12 months ago on Deathstalker (1983)
would be one hell of an accomplishment to actually fart it XD
2 years, 12 months ago on AVGN: CD-I Part 3 - Link The Faces of Evil
Among all the great stuff here on cinemassacre, overanalyzers really sucks. No hard feelings please but it always seems like youre just doin it coz you couldnt came up with good stuff. And thats what I seriously doubt, given your other stuff here. I know its just IMO and no1 gives two fuckin shits about it. Plus, I know how much effort you sure have bring into it but please...take the effort and make something youre really good at. AVGN episodes for example ':P
@AlexQuirk man, I´ve heard alot of ridculous names for the penis...but music was new to me...
2 years, 12 months ago on Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
I wonder why James knows what youre going to see if youre takin too much LSD XD
2 years, 12 months ago on Bible Games
If Mike would live in Gotham - Batman would be TOAST!!
2 years, 12 months ago on Batman Part 2
I totally know what James angers with Batman forever When I was younger I had the same exact problems within the first five mins...If I only would have known, I could have told the shop I rented from that I´m Batman....too bad the shop isnt around anymore...
Anyway...the best Batman game ever made is the one based off TAS. Love it till today
2 years, 12 months ago on Batman Part 1
"I dont belive what I just saw!"
"I know - this game sucks!"
so classic :D
2 years, 12 months ago on Sega CD
as you said, with waterworld started shit to hit the fan, I was afraid you have to drink kevin costners recycled pisswater in order to win the game XD
The balance of the cosmos must be restored!!
2 years, 12 months ago on AVGN: Swordquest
It is unlikley that this is a good game...well yreah! why else would the nerd review it?
2 years, 12 months ago on AVGN: Lester the Unlikely
@Mistertoast@Fei Wong So what? He also have a toploader. And If mine could play european, us and jap games I´m pretty sure James´ can do the same...
2 years, 12 months ago on Ghostbusters Follow Up
Let me ask a perfectly legit question: Who you gonna call when crappy games appear?
2 years, 12 months ago on Ghostbusters
I never was a Trekkie (is it spelled that way? XD) and this video wasn´t helping in becoming one.
great vid though, Mofo Mike and Captain James T. Nerd XD
2 years, 12 months ago on Trek Trivia
7:30 It also was the year of people talking make no sense in politics. Too bad only videogames corrected that fatal flaw.
2 years, 12 months ago on AVGN: Superman
@100vivitar nevermind your age! Instead, be glad your parents spared your childhood all this crap. I know most of the things James talk about since where just a year or so diffrent in terms of age. :D
3 years ago on We Wish You A Turtle Christmas
OMG I´m getting pwnd by Billy Pones XD
Best Nerd line of all times :)
3 years ago on Angry Video Game Nerd: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Re-Revisited
@Jarnor@TonyHoro@AlirazaVideoGames Well first of all he said most not everyone and second - he´s damn right! Microsoft is bull but apple...well apple is for those who try to limbo dance under the low MS standards ..
3 years ago on Board James Battle Masters