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I binge watched three seasons of The Only Way is Essex and ate two boxes of Nature Valley Granola Thins last weekend. I plan to do it again starting... NOW! 

1 year ago on My Quarterly Confession Session


Well that's just great. You've ruined my makeup for the day and it's only 7:40 AM and now I have to go to the ladies room where some stupid co-worker will inevitably ask me what's wrong. I plan to name you. Specifically. 

1 year, 5 months ago on I Had an Hour to Kill, So I Watched Him


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2 years, 5 months ago on I Promise To Go Back and Reply To All Your Comments!


I don't even pee on anything and I think it would kick ass to have someone stop by and rub Prozac on my ears. Is this seriously what a girl has to do to get a little affection and freedom from depression? Hell, I'd be willing to just start with the ear massage and see if that helps. 

2 years, 12 months ago on Prozac in the Ears (and on my fingertips)


Alright, does it count if I dream that I'm reading your blog? To be perfectly honest, I'm too lazy to be clicking around the site here this morning to look for pictures of you to store in my memory until I finally get some sleep tonight. Besides... you probably have naked stuff and my boss told me no more naked pictures of bloggers during work hours. So reading the blog in my dream counts, or not? :) 

3 years ago on I’m Never In Anyone’s Dreams