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@YOLOperk I can't not click on of any of these. Keep 'em coming.
1 week, 6 days ago on Reggie Jackson awkwardly addresses trade request report
@Lambaaaaaad @ashar00f Fine. Reggie for Augustine and a first round pick.
1 week, 6 days ago on Russell Westbrook: Rather win than lead my own team
Preface: DJ Augustine has been balling since Jennings went down. I think he'd be great back-up PG.
Okay... Reggie, Perk, and (any of Scotty's doghouse residents) for Augustine and Drummond.
@My Patronus is Perry, Robes, and Lamb @Pillendreher I will murder someone.
Something besides stats affects Scotty's decisions. I don't know if it's defense, attitude, or what but it's really frustrating as a fan.
1 month ago on Thunder keep spiraling in Memphis, 85-74
Watch him chuck 20+ against his old team. And make 6.
1 month, 1 week ago on Hawks make it 15, closing out the Thunder, 103-93
I kind of love his lack of intensity. It's almost comical.
Means we can sit Serge's ass for a few minutes whenever he's giving 50%.
Waiters is this year's Butler. He just needs a dumb 3 point celebration to complete the transmigration.
Don't listen to them. Any stat that suggests Adams and his 'stache are the GOAT is a stat I like.
1 month, 1 week ago on Thursday Bolts – 1.22.15
I've seen Waiters go for the up and under/reverse layup a couple times now, and I love it. I'd also love to see him get some pick and roll chemistry going with Nick.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 1.6.14
I've been working on the east coast the past few weeks and have to get up at 5:00. These west coast games are brutal; I'm looking at 4 hours of sleep tonight.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 12.18.14
I'm sick of this west coast BS. I've been working on the east coast, and have to be up by 5:00. I'm looking at 4 hours of sleep.
I've been considering making that trade as well.
3 months ago on Wednesday Bolts – 12.3.14
I need some fantasy basketball advice: I'm considering trading Durant to get Westbrook. Categories are FGs, FG%, FTs, FT%, 3PTs, 3PT%, PTS, OREB, DREB, TotalREB, AST, ST, BLK, Turnovers, and Triple Doubles.
My thought: with Westbrook, I have a good chance of winning the triple double category every week (there have only been 5 total in the NBA this year).
Yea or nay?
3 months ago on Monday Bolts – 12.1.14
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 11.13.14
@cemitten @propsizzle Lance Thomas will be in our 9-man rotation for the first two games; I'm hoping the team's total +/- isn't -65.
4 months ago on 2014-15 Season Preview: 35 statements made with extreme confidence
1 person in California and 1 person in Texas really hate the Pacers.
7 months ago on Friday Bolts – 8.1.14
@JustPlainNASTY Who's the white dude?
7 months ago on Durant applauds LeBron’s decision, talks his own
@shiki @Durantacula @UselessHuestis But his high school coach tho...
7 months, 1 week ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Captain KD
Thought we were still striving for no likes. F*ck me, right?
Our offensive rating will crumble and deteriorate to 88.7 without Thabo.
I'm glad we're all here. I was afraid I was going to have to enjoy my Burger King and Maker's Mark all alone.
I kniw! They titally are.
Like this if you like 'like whores'.
Okay, I'm drunk.
Since my life is merely an interlude between DT posts, has anyone watched that AMC show 'Turn'?
His twitter account is pretty hilarious.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baby Shaq
Kevin Durant is a very dear friend of his and they text often.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 7.15.14
I wonder what it's like to listen to Scott Brooks talk after winning championships with Phil Jackson.
7 months, 4 weeks ago on Summer Thoughts: Thunder 98, Nets 84
@JeremyLambsBreath Agreed. I'm not staying up until after midnight watching a game if my team isn't in it.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder get rolled in Game 2, 112-77
@Jooseppi @Old Man Game @ashar00f I wish we could clone four more Butlers.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Spurs: Game 2 Pregame Primer
@Old Man Game @ashar00f Exactly!
Since everyone is spewing out line-ups they like, here's my not so crazy but rarely seen one: Reggie, Russ, Thabo, Durant, and Adams. I mostly like the idea of Thabo and Reggie on the floor at the same time.
I read that last one in my head with a French accent.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 5.20.14
I've been up since 5:30 waiting for the Bolts. I'm an addict.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on Spurs paint the Thunder in Game 1, 122-105
What is happening..
@mb22 Yeah. I don't think a casual NBA fan could list any of those Lakers.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on Monday Bolts – 5.19.14
I just cracked up thinking about how small the demographic is that would fully understand both aspects of that Game of Thrones parody.
At the DFW airport, an old man in a Durant jersey-shirt saw my OKC shirt and we gave each other a mutually understanding head nod.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Moms
@Labambo I want to see Adams choke-slam someone.
10 months, 1 week ago on Is this it?
@propsizzle @sammasaaron @Tronchaser *2nd lifetime achievement award. They already gave him one!
10 months, 1 week ago on The Forecast for April 28 – May 4: Reg
How well Kevin Martin meshed with the team with so little preparation time was really underrated.
10 months, 1 week ago on Friday Bolts – 4.25.14
Conspiracy theory: NBA wants Griz-Clips & Thunder-Dubs TV ratings.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Pistons vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
Calm down guys! They just want to watch Griz-Clips on their off nights, which is understandable.