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I've been working on the east coast the past few weeks and have to get up at 5:00. These west coast games are brutal; I'm looking at 4 hours of sleep tonight.
1 day, 11 hours ago on Thursday Bolts – 12.18.14
I'm sick of this west coast BS. I've been working on the east coast, and have to be up by 5:00. I'm looking at 4 hours of sleep.
I've been considering making that trade as well.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 12.3.14
I need some fantasy basketball advice: I'm considering trading Durant to get Westbrook. Categories are FGs, FG%, FTs, FT%, 3PTs, 3PT%, PTS, OREB, DREB, TotalREB, AST, ST, BLK, Turnovers, and Triple Doubles.
My thought: with Westbrook, I have a good chance of winning the triple double category every week (there have only been 5 total in the NBA this year).
Yea or nay?
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Monday Bolts – 12.1.14
1 month ago on Thursday Bolts – 11.13.14
@cemitten @propsizzle Lance Thomas will be in our 9-man rotation for the first two games; I'm hoping the team's total +/- isn't -65.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on 2014-15 Season Preview: 35 statements made with extreme confidence
1 person in California and 1 person in Texas really hate the Pacers.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 8.1.14
@JustPlainNASTY Who's the white dude?
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Durant applauds LeBron’s decision, talks his own
@shiki @Durantacula @UselessHuestis But his high school coach tho...
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Captain KD
Thought we were still striving for no likes. F*ck me, right?
Our offensive rating will crumble and deteriorate to 88.7 without Thabo.
I'm glad we're all here. I was afraid I was going to have to enjoy my Burger King and Maker's Mark all alone.
I kniw! They titally are.
Like this if you like 'like whores'.
Okay, I'm drunk.
Since my life is merely an interlude between DT posts, has anyone watched that AMC show 'Turn'?
His twitter account is pretty hilarious.
5 months ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baby Shaq
Kevin Durant is a very dear friend of his and they text often.
5 months, 1 week ago on Tuesday Bolts – 7.15.14
I wonder what it's like to listen to Scott Brooks talk after winning championships with Phil Jackson.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Summer Thoughts: Thunder 98, Nets 84
@JeremyLambsBreath Agreed. I'm not staying up until after midnight watching a game if my team isn't in it.
7 months ago on Thunder get rolled in Game 2, 112-77
@Jooseppi @Old Man Game @ashar00f I wish we could clone four more Butlers.
7 months ago on Thunder vs. Spurs: Game 2 Pregame Primer
@Old Man Game @ashar00f Exactly!
Since everyone is spewing out line-ups they like, here's my not so crazy but rarely seen one: Reggie, Russ, Thabo, Durant, and Adams. I mostly like the idea of Thabo and Reggie on the floor at the same time.
I read that last one in my head with a French accent.
7 months ago on Tuesday Bolts – 5.20.14
I've been up since 5:30 waiting for the Bolts. I'm an addict.
7 months ago on Spurs paint the Thunder in Game 1, 122-105
What is happening..
@mb22 Yeah. I don't think a casual NBA fan could list any of those Lakers.
7 months ago on Monday Bolts – 5.19.14
I just cracked up thinking about how small the demographic is that would fully understand both aspects of that Game of Thrones parody.
At the DFW airport, an old man in a Durant jersey-shirt saw my OKC shirt and we gave each other a mutually understanding head nod.
7 months, 1 week ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Moms
@Labambo I want to see Adams choke-slam someone.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Is this it?
@propsizzle @sammasaaron @Tronchaser *2nd lifetime achievement award. They already gave him one!
7 months, 3 weeks ago on The Forecast for April 28 – May 4: Reg
How well Kevin Martin meshed with the team with so little preparation time was really underrated.
7 months, 4 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 4.25.14
Conspiracy theory: NBA wants Griz-Clips & Thunder-Dubs TV ratings.
8 months, 1 week ago on Pistons vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
Calm down guys! They just want to watch Griz-Clips on their off nights, which is understandable.
@AIaska What kind of incompetent desperado doesn't empty the trash cans before stealing them?
8 months, 1 week ago on Kevin Durant is, without question, the 2013-14 MVP
@GREENE1148 @35 4 MVP @KD4theWin Especially with all of Sanders' recent issues looming over them.
8 months, 1 week ago on Pacers outmuscle the Thunder, 102-97
@thelaughingwiseman Uhhh, no idea. The Revolutionary War spy ring one.
9 months, 1 week ago on Thunder vs. Bulls: Pregame Primer
That show "Turn" coming to AMC looks like it's going to be pretty good.
As much as KD likes Lamb, you'd think he'd say something to Scotty?
Did the young guns mouth off in practice or something?
I laughed so hard at Boozer's reaction: https://vine.co/v/MhnHOIFblbt
@CoachLee_ I want Selden so bad.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Thunder play bad, lose to the Cavaliers, 114-104
*might*. Russ has to stay healthy.
10 months ago on Russell Westbrook a game-time decision against the Heat
That might make Fisher our starter...
I bet Batum and Thabo talk so much trash in French. Just the filthiest, unrepeatable content.
10 months, 1 week ago on Thunder vs. Blazers: Pregame Primer