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Rodney Hood injury report: gastrointestinal distress.
6 days, 19 hours ago on Thunder coast past the Lakers, 127-117
16, then a one podcast suspension.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Steven Adams on trash talking
@anonymous12345 I don't know, man. When The Office first debuted, it was a revolution in comedic style to me. The first show I would consistently laugh out loud at. Nevertheless:
1. Parks and Rec
2. The Office
3. 30 Rock
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Westbrook Westbrook Westbrook, Thunder beat the Sixers 123-118
It's crazy to me that every time a run of ridiculous stats is brought up (most triple doubles in row, most 25 point games in a row, whatever...), people go look at the records and Jordan's name is always right there. Makes me wish I had payed more attention to the NBA in elementary school.
@YOLOperk I can't not click on of any of these. Keep 'em coming.
1 month, 1 week ago on Reggie Jackson awkwardly addresses trade request report
@Lambaaaaaad @ashar00f Fine. Reggie for Augustine and a first round pick.
1 month, 1 week ago on Russell Westbrook: Rather win than lead my own team
Preface: DJ Augustine has been balling since Jennings went down. I think he'd be great back-up PG.
Okay... Reggie, Perk, and (any of Scotty's doghouse residents) for Augustine and Drummond.
@My Patronus is Perry, Robes, and Lamb @Pillendreher I will murder someone.
Something besides stats affects Scotty's decisions. I don't know if it's defense, attitude, or what but it's really frustrating as a fan.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Thunder keep spiraling in Memphis, 85-74
Watch him chuck 20+ against his old team. And make 6.
2 months ago on Hawks make it 15, closing out the Thunder, 103-93
I kind of love his lack of intensity. It's almost comical.
Means we can sit Serge's ass for a few minutes whenever he's giving 50%.
Waiters is this year's Butler. He just needs a dumb 3 point celebration to complete the transmigration.
Don't listen to them. Any stat that suggests Adams and his 'stache are the GOAT is a stat I like.
2 months, 1 week ago on Thursday Bolts – 1.22.15
I've seen Waiters go for the up and under/reverse layup a couple times now, and I love it. I'd also love to see him get some pick and roll chemistry going with Nick.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 1.6.14
I've been working on the east coast the past few weeks and have to get up at 5:00. These west coast games are brutal; I'm looking at 4 hours of sleep tonight.
3 months, 1 week ago on Thursday Bolts – 12.18.14
I'm sick of this west coast BS. I've been working on the east coast, and have to be up by 5:00. I'm looking at 4 hours of sleep.
I've been considering making that trade as well.
3 months, 4 weeks ago on Wednesday Bolts – 12.3.14
I need some fantasy basketball advice: I'm considering trading Durant to get Westbrook. Categories are FGs, FG%, FTs, FT%, 3PTs, 3PT%, PTS, OREB, DREB, TotalREB, AST, ST, BLK, Turnovers, and Triple Doubles.
My thought: with Westbrook, I have a good chance of winning the triple double category every week (there have only been 5 total in the NBA this year).
Yea or nay?
4 months ago on Monday Bolts – 12.1.14
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 11.13.14
@cemitten @propsizzle Lance Thomas will be in our 9-man rotation for the first two games; I'm hoping the team's total +/- isn't -65.
5 months ago on 2014-15 Season Preview: 35 statements made with extreme confidence
1 person in California and 1 person in Texas really hate the Pacers.
8 months ago on Friday Bolts – 8.1.14
@JustPlainNASTY Who's the white dude?
8 months ago on Durant applauds LeBron’s decision, talks his own
@shiki @Durantacula @UselessHuestis But his high school coach tho...
8 months ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Captain KD
Thought we were still striving for no likes. F*ck me, right?
Our offensive rating will crumble and deteriorate to 88.7 without Thabo.
I'm glad we're all here. I was afraid I was going to have to enjoy my Burger King and Maker's Mark all alone.
I kniw! They titally are.
Like this if you like 'like whores'.
Okay, I'm drunk.
Since my life is merely an interlude between DT posts, has anyone watched that AMC show 'Turn'?
8 months, 1 week ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Captain KD
His twitter account is pretty hilarious.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baby Shaq
Kevin Durant is a very dear friend of his and they text often.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 7.15.14
I wonder what it's like to listen to Scott Brooks talk after winning championships with Phil Jackson.
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Summer Thoughts: Thunder 98, Nets 84
@JeremyLambsBreath Agreed. I'm not staying up until after midnight watching a game if my team isn't in it.
10 months, 1 week ago on Thunder get rolled in Game 2, 112-77
@Jooseppi @Old Man Game @ashar00f I wish we could clone four more Butlers.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Spurs: Game 2 Pregame Primer
@Old Man Game @ashar00f Exactly!
Since everyone is spewing out line-ups they like, here's my not so crazy but rarely seen one: Reggie, Russ, Thabo, Durant, and Adams. I mostly like the idea of Thabo and Reggie on the floor at the same time.
I read that last one in my head with a French accent.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 5.20.14
I've been up since 5:30 waiting for the Bolts. I'm an addict.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Spurs paint the Thunder in Game 1, 122-105
What is happening..
@mb22 Yeah. I don't think a casual NBA fan could list any of those Lakers.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Monday Bolts – 5.19.14
I just cracked up thinking about how small the demographic is that would fully understand both aspects of that Game of Thrones parody.
At the DFW airport, an old man in a Durant jersey-shirt saw my OKC shirt and we gave each other a mutually understanding head nod.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Moms
@Labambo I want to see Adams choke-slam someone.
11 months ago on Is this it?